>Playing 5e >Just got through most of a dungeon >Arrive

were you okay?

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>>43995928
>IIT, shit that absolutely did not fucking happen at all

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This story is only acceptable if the tarrasques were made of marshmallow.

My GM actually did do this. Ours was much less exciting than the made up story. It was the following:
>A Goblin
>A Nymph
>A Otyugh
>A Ghoul

>>43996007
>no rust monster
Why even dnd?

>>43995928
Wouldn't Tarrasques immediately start to fight each other completly ignoring the party?

>>43996048
the party is collateral damage

>>43996067
The campaign setting is collateral damage

>>43996281
/thread

>>43995928
I'd have written down a Beholder

>>43995928
Neat idea. Maybe stealing it.

>>43995950
>>IIT, shit that absolutely did not fucking happen at all
It's just ripping off Ghostbusters 2.
Very high probability of happening.

Hell it's so obvious I immediately saw it coming and would have wrote a goblin.

>>43998837
That's ghostbusters 1, not 2.

>>43998837
Original Ghostbusters, anon. Gozer was not in Ghostbusters 2. That was VIGO.

I would've either written rust monster, that weird lion wheel or beholder.

Personally, the first Dungeons and Dragons monster that occurred to me was, in fact, The Dragon.

>>43998895
>>43998897
Ah right. Mixed em up.

>>43995928
>"When I say what to write, write down the first thing you think of."
>No one thought about a huge pile of gold
Why are you even in this dungeon?

>>43999946
>"The first D&D monster that comes to your mind"

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Mine isn't really the tarrasque. That's pretty silly shit.

>>43999960
>>"The first D&D monster that comes to your mind"
Ok, missed the second specification.
What about a weak treasure chest mimic, with actual gold in it?

I immediately thought Kraken.

We can just runaway and let it suffocate at that point though.

>>44000086
By the sounds of things someone conniving to try and get ahead in play-pretend-group-funtime wouldn't be very welcome at his table.

>>43996043
Only 80's kids remember rust monsters

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>>43995928
The last time I played one of the PCs possessed a random NPC using magic, then used their body to rape another PC. That was a month ago. I haven't played in that game since.

Why do people put up with shit players like that? If I was GM I'd smack them upside the head for merely suggesting the idea, much less going through with it. Of course, as soon as I shed my Perma-GM status and be a player for once my group is full of ass-hats and a hyper-permissive GM who just can't refuse any stupid idea a player comes up with.

I've brought it up several times in the past and nobody else seems to care that one of the characters in our LAWFUL GOOD party is a malevolent spirit that's using innocents as meat-puppets so she can rape and murder whoever she likes.

Maybe no game is better than a bad game.