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>You rescue a Dwarven princling in distress
>Word of your good deed spreads through Dwarven lands
>You find yourself invited to half-a-dozen Dwarven Hole Parties
A chance to rub elbows with up-and-coming Dwarven aristocrats? This opportunity mustn't be squandered.
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how much facial hair does the Dwarven princess have?
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>>43948673
>have a HUEG penis and a fetish for short people
>all of their faces are on crotch-height
bad day mang
bad day
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>>43948673
i will dig deep and dig greedilyinto dwarven orifices of course
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>>43948673
>It turns out the Entire Dwarven race is a bunch of females in beards.
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>>43948703
And unearth a horror of shadow and crabs?
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>Release gophers into the holes.
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>>43951607
I nearly choked on my fucking tea you bastard.
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>>43948673
Dwavern hole parties eh? I bring some kobold skin condoms and a bottle of electrolytes.
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>>43948700
>eyepatche sales skyrocket in the dwarven world
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>>43948673
>dwarven hole party
>high dwarven nobilty
>all aware of my deeds
>trapped deep within a dwarven cavern
>mfw I'm an elf.
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>>43948673
>A chance to rub elbows with up-and-coming Dwarven aristocrats
>Not goig just to get drunk and party with Dwarves
Get your priorities sorted you dumb noble poof.
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