A friend is DMing a 5E campaign. I want to cheese it. Best example

>>43939517
it might work if your DM has severe brain damage

For posting that, I offer you this.

You're an idiot, and any advice given to you would be like casting pearls before swine.

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>>43939517
Oh, bonus points if you can incorporate somehow my character basically being the Driver.

>>43939541
I don't mean exactly like the image, just something obnoxiously cheesy

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Make your character Bill of Cobay, master enchanter.

Cool thread anon. I really love what you've done with the place!

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>>43939517

>>43939563

Roll a cleric. Do nothing but Detect.

When someone asks you what the fuck you're doing, just say "I Detect."

You're now the Detector.

When they kick you out come back here and complain about how people who call other people autistic are mean and shouldn't be allowed to play RPGs.

>>43939590
Well, I came up with a way of making Doctor Gregory House in 5e...

Also, OP reminds me of Chicken Boo

>>43940305
Neat, what class/background?

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>>43939517
>"whatever the fuck your name is" the Rider.
>Put max points into "Drive, Ride, and Handle Animal, etc."
>Not sure what class has all three, figure it out yourself
>Insist on being from X town and that you're wanted for horse theft
>Whenever an opportunity arises to ride or drive, take it
>Insist that you're the best there is
>Tell people you have a bounty for stealing the finest horse in all "backstory hometown"
>If you ever get the chance, ride up on an unfamiliar horse and don't say anything
>be orc
>eat horses

>>43939590
theres nothing cheesy about sir bearington

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>>43939663

Sorclock.

Quickened Eldritch Blast EVERYTHING.

>>43940126
>Screen capping your own post

The height of hubris