How would /tg/ create/play a setting in the Netherlands, or a

In before pot and prostitution.

>>43810590
GOLEM WINDMILLS
special attack: grinding my gears
treasure: flour

>>43810590
As a setting, I feel like it would be very flat

>>43810590
This >>43810653

But they occasionally go rogue, requiring knights to defeat them with their lances.

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>>43810590
>Humanoids living below sea level
The Dutch are mermaids, plain and simple.
>Inb4 bullshit
Look at a map of the Netherlands in 1900. Look at a map of the Netherlands today. See if you notice a difference.

>>43810653
They fight water elementals

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>>43810590

Commerce and Intrigue, some colonization maybe.

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Nederdraad?

Nederdraad.

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Evil team is a bunch of racists with their boss being part of the Elite 4. After beating him and his team, who were actually in the right, refugees ruin the region and shit on its inhabitants.

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Stroopwafels are the new lava cookie

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>>43810653
RISE, GUNDAM

>>43812138
>>43812180
Forgot to mention, hints were dropped the next Pokémon region might be the Netherlands, so that's the setting I want to play.

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pot and prostitution.

>>43812259
>There are actually countries where prostitution is illegal
What next, you're gonna outlaw marriage?

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>>43810590
Seeing as I'm a Dutchmen myself I've got a Netherlandish nation in my setting. A mercantile republic with a few great trading cities / ports, the rest of the land is covered in swamps, rivers and forest. They got trading outposts in faraway lands, aren't too fond of war and are skilled sailors. Also cheese, windmills, Dutch folk costumes, klompen, rampant use of narcotics & alcohol, lots of brothels.

>>43810590
Superior Dutch Lead Volleyed 1000 times Spanish Tercios go home.

>>43813063
I was hoping someone would bring that up.

Also, depending on the time, Calvinism. Nothing says fantasy like double predestination and total depravity. Although I heard all the strict Calvinists moved to Michigan when they got the chance.

>>43810590
>Dutch East India Company

The first mega corporation

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Champion of the Netherlands.

>>43810590
Being pretty buddy-buddy with not-England.
Being crazy capitalist rather than mercantile. They invented the stock exchange, for heavens sake.

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>>43815058
Powered up.

During the height of the tulip craze the adventurers journey to recapture a rare bulb worth a fortune. They face intrigue, betrayal, battle and assassins.

By the time they get back to town to sell it the market has crashed and the thing is totally worthless.

>>43812322
>he doesn't know rates of human trafficking are higher in countries where prostitution is legal