Good evening, Imperial denizens.
May I interest you in some purity seals? They are guaranteed to work. If not, you get a refund. Promised.
>>43796283
I take 10!
>>43796340
Most excellent! You will not regret your purchase, rest assured!
I don't know. It looks a bit pointier than usual. Aren't purity seals supposed to be round? What do you think, Jim?
>>43797325
I think we better paste these things all over us before we get accused of heresy, Al.
>>43797395
You know, you look an awful lot like the guy handing out these purity seals, just with a rather thick moustache.
>>43797488
Nonsense, fellow loyal Imperium dog! Here, maybe one of these official loyal purity seals will help correct your vision.
>>43797594
I think I better ask a priest about this. And here was me thinking al those warning posters were pointless.
>>43797657
Worry not, my child, their words are the truth!
>>43797594
Hmm i am still a little skeptical can you please read some of them aloud too us
>>43797732
I'LL TAKE 20!
>>43797751
"the Emperor is a great guy and totally not a rotting cadaver", "xenos are smelly" and my personal favorite "Abaddon is a huge nerd"
>>43801950
HOW. MUCH. DO. THEY. COST? I NEED AS MANY AS I CAN BUY! TAKE ALL OF MY THRONES, SCREW FOOD!
I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but...
It's not the greatest decision to promote those "seals" on Terra, you heretic shithead.
>>43801950
Haha, take that, Abaddo-
>I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
>>43796283
I'll take seven!
>>43802584
No, you're loyal enough already!
>>43802665
Please? I need to win this bet with Ferrus over who's purer.
>>43796283
I'll take 100.
I think I feel them working!