So I'm using kind of edgy class names for my campaign I

>>43786633
Clerics are FANATICS

>>43786641
>>43786633
How about HEATHENS?

>>43786633
Clerics are FANATICS, maybe?

For some reason I like ROUGHNECK for monks. Poisoner for alchies? Cleric you're on your own.

>>43786633
>Cleric
ZEALOT
>Monk
BRAWLER for the physical aspect of it, or GURU for the more monastic side.
>Alchemist
a tough one.. BREWER or perhaps something else based on how they use their alchemy in battle, Alchemist just implies they mix shit together. What kind of system is this?

Alchemists are MAD SCIENTISTS
And monks are hobos

>>43786655 here, and I'm totally doing something like this next time I homebrew. So thanks for that.

Paladins are JUDGES

>>43786633
So then... what are Witches?

>>43786633
barbarians are MADMEN
bards are PRETTY BOYS
Sorcerors are DEVIL SPAWN
rangers are FIGHT HIPPIES

>>43786633
Monks - BRAWLER
Alchemists - TRANSMUTER/CHIRURGEON
Cleric - SAINT
Paladin - INQUISITOR
Ranger - WARDEN
Barbarian - SAVAGE

>>43786707
>I told him to go berserk and slaughter the goblin army and he actually did it the absolute MADMAN!

>>43786633

ZEALOT?
VAGRANT?
CONCOCTER?
HELLION?
BLACKGUARD?
HELLCAT?
VANDAL?
DESPERADO?
HOOLIGAN?
OCCULTIST?
HAG?

>>43786904

I like CONCOTER, that one is pretty cool for an alchemist. VAGRANT is pretty good for Monks too.

What the hell could a VANDAL be though?

>>43786633
Druids are FURRIES.

>>43786633
>KID FIDDLERS
>POOR LOSERS
>NERDS

>>43786708
I like most of these, but I'd change alchemist to Brewer, Potion Doc, or Concocter
And I'd add
Druid - Wildling

>>43786633
Clerics BELIEVE IN AN INVISIBLE SKY WIZARD

>>43787181
A rogue, barbarian, or ranger could be a vandal. Technically, the Vandals were a barbarian tribe.

Monks could be SCIENTISTS MAJORING IN KICKASSOLOGY

Barbarians could be ANGRY MEN WHO WEAR SKULLS ON THEIR DICKS

Bards could be WALKING STD DISPENSERS

>>43787395
When you live in a world with earth-bound wizards who can cast invisibility, that doesn't sound so unlikely.

>>43787395
They are not invisible. They are on another plane. Here, let me Gate in a Solar to explain it to you.

Clerics: Kid Touches
Druids: Furries
Monks: Jake (grew up with a guy named Jake who joined a monastery... could also be called Pompous Pillow Biting Faggot Warhammer FRP GM because that's what he was prior)

...probably not the "edgy" you were looking for.

>>43786633
Monks are PUNKS, man.

>not calling alchemists MUTANTS

Bards are TROUBADOURS

>>43786633
Monks, HOMOPHILES
Priests, PEDOPHILES
Ranger, ZOOPHILES
Druid, DENDROPHILES
Warlock, JAPANESE

Rangers are POACHERS I think

Pyromancers are PYROCANCERS

>>43786704
HAGS

>>43786633
Bard: CALAMITES