Since the Forces of Chaos are powered each by their respective

>>43781366

Doesn't work that way moron.

>>43781366
Because doing such a thing empowers the other gods. Duh.

>Let's give tzeentchian sorcerers LSD, it makes perfect sense!

The others sound kind of plausible but you lost me on that one

>implying Tzeentch and his forces aren't already on copious amounts of acid

>>43781366
>If raging Khornates are attacking, why don't they carpet bomb the entire world with tranquilizer smoke or burn an entire field of weed in their wake, essentially making them chill again?

Doesn't depower the currently active Khornate forces. Humanity still has plenty of honor and subdued bloodlust that still exists. You can only depower Khorne by actually removing the bloodlust from sentient species entirely.

>If the Emperor Children are inbound, then why not engineer a virus that kills all of their sensorial sensations? Meaning, they can no longer feel pain or pleasure?

Thereby making Nurgle stronger. Doesn't stop current Slaanesh spawned forces.

>If Nurglites are arising, then why not simply spray 90% proof alcohol on them and be on your way?

Does literally nothing to anything. Nurgle is immune to nearly everything, alcohol isn't going to do shit. They have literally uncurable plagues you moron. You also didn't get rid of the actual decay and stagnation that powers Nurgle.

>If Tzeentch got his marines on the way, then why not bombard the entire world with a river of LSD so they can't think straight anymore?

Good job you've made both Tzeentch AND Slaanesh stronger while crippling all the defenders.

>C'mon, this shit makes PERFECT SENSE.

No it doesn't. You only think it does because you're a complete fucking moron.

>>43781366
>If raging Khornates are attacking, why don't they carpet bomb the entire world with tranquilizer smoke or burn an entire field of weed in their wake, essentially making them chill again?
Might work, but they might also just have the parts of their brain that make them happy/chill rewired to the parts that make them mad. Like the World Eaters.
>If the Emperor Children are inbound, then why not engineer a virus that kills all of their sensorial sensations? Meaning, they can no longer feel pain or pleasure?
They do drugs anon. They probably have drugs that counteract the drug you just mentioned, or drugs that turn that into ecstasy. Moreover, they would just have to try a lot harder. Which would just make things worse realistically.
>If Nurglites are arising, then why not simply spray 90% proof alcohol on them and be on your way?
Because Nurgle viruses are magic anon. A lot of them are totally uncurable and he would probably just engineer one that's alcohol resistant. Or he would just use fungal/viral infections instead.
>If Tzeentch got his marines on the way, then why not bombard the entire world with a river of LSD so they can't think straight anymore?
Now I know you're dumb as shit. Have you even seen a Tzeentchian demon nigga?

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>>43781366
CHAOS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

>>43781366
>If raging Khornates are attacking, why don't they carpet bomb the entire world with tranquilizer smoke or burn an entire field of weed in their wake, essentially making them chill again?
Make sense (though if they have Butchered Nails or w/e that thing's called it won't work)

>If the Emperor Children are inbound, then why not engineer a virus that kills all of their sensorial sensations? Meaning, they can no longer feel pain or pleasure?
Makes sense (unless Slaanesh can gift them sensitivity again.)

>If Nurglites are arising, then why not simply spray 90% proof alcohol on them and be on your way?
This would boost them not hurt them.

>If Tzeentch got his marines on the way, then why not bombard the entire world with a river of LSD so they can't think straight anymore?
This would also boost them not hurt them.

>>43781366
Why would the Imperium waste thrones on these heretical boondoggles. Their bigger and bigger guns cut out the middle man and purge vile Chaos heretics enough as it is. Besides, given how rarely the Imperium invades Chaos worlds, you'd basically be bombing our own innocent civilians with drugs and viruses.

Go talk to the Commissar, you heretical fuck.

>>43781366
Were you on weed and LSD when you typed this?

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>43781366
>then why not engineer a virus that kills all of their sensorial sensations
That is one way to torture them, but let me tell you why everything else is wrong.
>If raging Khornates are attacking, why don't they carpet bomb the entire world with tranquilizer smoke or burn an entire field of weed in their wake, essentially making them chill again?
For all intents and purposes, the butcher's nails in the World Eaters gives them enough murder fuel. Even if that worked, the daemons around them will make them angry. Skarbrand does that at least.
>If Tzeentch got his marines on the way, then why not bombard the entire world with a river of LSD so they can't think straight anymore?
What >>43781458 said.
>>43782433
I'm rolling to see if he is. He probably is even if the dice disagree with me.