This is your Dragon. He can not expel fire out of his mouth

From his anus?

Most dragons breathe acid, lightning, cold, or gas. Get your fire dragon stereotype out of here!

>>43654104
Correct.

>>43654099
It's Errol from Guards Guards by Terry Pratchett.

Yes.

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>>43654099

I take him to the bowels of my keep and ensure he is well shackled and chained. I let him starve for a time while intermittently returning to his cage solely to subject him to both physical and psychological torment. Later I release him into my arena to have him fight other creatures to the death, all the while nourishing his hatred and anger.

I up the ante and subject the beast to years of sadistic conditioning wherein I fully bind him to my will. The dragon grows large, having feasted on the remains of his innumerable kills in my arena. As the final capstone to my little pet project, I concoct a serum that will drive the beast into an unstoppable frenzy - an elixir that would magnify its strength and ferocity tenfold at the cost of its sanity.

I take the Dragon back to the faggot who gave it to me, hand it to him, inject it with the serum, and walk away.

As a bonus, I ensorcel a gem with a spell that is set to cast when the beast's heart stops

Spell: Rift. Location: Abyss

Yes yes we all know about Discworld, you're very clever for reading it.

Now is this thread actually going anywhere? Also that's a shit image. Seriously, jpg preview?

>>43654236
And that was how Incest King of the North died.

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>>43654099

I wondering if I can improve him by feeding him a lot of wasabi...

>>43654259
The last that is seen of him is a crater and a jet of fire and smoke shooting up into the sky faster than anything any of his subjects have ever seen or imagined disappearing into the clouds.

>>43654099
He's adorable!

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>>43654236

Uh, boss, your little dragon thingie kinda ate his chains.

And his cage.

And a tin of shoe polish.

and our kettle.

Also a bit of the door to the kennels.

...our union is kinda going to go on strike if you don't get us a new kettle soon by the way, we really need that for our mandatory breaks.

Then he ate a bit of the door frame too, but he seemed to sick that back up onto your slimes, who then ate through the floors and escaped too.

And then he got into a bucket of water we were gonna use to wash down the rust monsters. And ate the soap we had out and broke into the soap storage cupboard and ate all our supplies of that too while we were trying to catch the slimes with the giant icecream scoops - gonna need to get all that soap replaced.

we think he then got into the ventilation ducts, at least, we assume that's what's making that whimpering noise.

>>43654236
>pissing off Vimes and Sybil
>trying to deploy a weaponised dragon around Ankh
God help you that Vimes gets to you before Carrot.