So one of my player's PC just had sex for the first time

>>43587330
What, did they fuck a giant?
No.

>>43587330
Was it anal?

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What the fuck kind of game are you even playing? Why is this even a thing you're discussing?

Hey, look at that, the 4chan header even gave me the proper reaction image for the thread

>hardened murderhobo

whether they were a virgin or not, that hymen was gone longer before they ever had sex.

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Was it heterosexual lovemaking in the missionary position, under the sheets, with the lights off on the wedding night only for the sole purpose of procreation, while holding hands? If not, give them permanent social and will penalties for being such a slut.

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>Should I give them any physical penalties to deal with the pain?

How painful are we talking here? Mild pain? Moderate pain? Extreme pain?

>>43587337
no but it was our resident noble barbarian and cleric. Both humans

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>>43587376
>Extreme pain?
For who?

when I break you maidenhood will you die?

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>>43587395
Well, it would be extermely painful.

>>43587376
>>43587388
Did they charge anything for it?

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>>43587395

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>>43587417
>Did they charge anything for it?
And why would I pay for that?

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>>43587360
>holding hands

That's fucking disgusting bro

>>43587330
Well OP, what did they roll for anal circumference?

>>43587424
They work for the pimp, the pink suited man.

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>>43587437

>>43587330
And why would you do that you mong? rough sex is not that much of a deal-breaker, if this character was a real-world-type charaters where we call in sick for a sore throeath then yes, but otherwise she has certainly endured worse shit during her travels if she's had to do any combat at all, to quote the memetastic Monthy Python quote "tis but a flesh wound"

>>43587330
Have you never had sex or so-

oh

>>43587417
You're a "big" guy.

>>43587330
minor distraction penalty?

>>43587330
I think you should give F.A.T.A.L a look, they have you covered for all kinds of sex related injuries. Like the terrible pain of having your hymen pierced.

Seriously? No, and I don't know why you would even consider it in the first place. I've never taken a girls virginity, but I have talked to some female friends about the experience of losing theirs. Apparently it hurts for a bit during intercourse and for a short time afterwards. It's not a crippling injury.

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>>43587330
What penalties would a PC get after being kidnapped by a spidergirl, tied up and forced to cum over and over and over until his dick was sore, his pelvis broken and he could no longer ejaculate anything but dust?

I'm asking this for worldbuilding purposes. Honestly!

>>43588369
1d4 damage

>>43587424
Who is that guy anyway?

>>43588369
Stamina or similarly applicable damage for 5d5 days, -3 to Dex or similarly applicable stat, fear of spiders and female humanoids

>>43587330
They could get a STI. Chlamydia or gonorrhea perhaps.

>>43587330
Depends.
Was he a big guy?

thanks for salvaging a shit thread, /tv/

>>43587337
How would he know? He never had sex.

>>43587330
Yeah! Give her some penalty for pain and don't forget the 4 points penalty to strength for being a woman!

>>43588444
An FBI agent

>>43587376
He didn't fuck so good.

>>43587420
Clown wood wasp box diary Bruce Betty milk gold sheep?

>>43587420
It would be extremely Bettyful for me?

>>43588714
It Wood Bee Eggs Dream Lee ??? Full Fore Ewe.

The missing reference must then be 'glee', making the image a reference to the popular daytime tv show Glee.

>>43588714
>box
what
that's a carton you cretin

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>>43588369
If she fucked him so hard and long that his pelvis was literally broken, then he's probably got significant internal injuries and blunt force trauma to most of his body.

And seeing as he's in a spider-girl's lair instead of a hospital emergency room, that really doesn't bode well for his recovery.

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>>43587330
How rough and how did penetration long? If you really want to know then you also need to look up the average time that sex lasts.

Female masturbation, now that can go on for hours without stopping. Have you ever fapped so hard and long that your dick got sore? That will eventually happen to the clitoral hood if you aren't careful. Even worse if your finger nail is pressing down. However, the inside of the vagina should be lubed up enough to withstand the friction of penetration.

As for virginity and hymen pains I will need to know if the assumed female was adequately fingered/prepared, and just how rough the sex was. I require context to fully answer this question.

Other wise all I can say is that there would be a slight soreness that depends on how damaged her hymen was and how much of it remains. Some very slight spotting for a day or two would be normal. The inside of her vagina may have an ache from the penetration. If the dick was going deep enough to touch the cervix than that will also hurt a bit.

Oh, also if she's ever fingered herself before then that should obviously somewhat prepared her for the feeling of something inside of her vagina, and even widened the opening of her hymen.

Basically there are so many variables that you should just fucking google it for fucks sake.

>>43588895
>Basically there are so many variables that you'd better tell us about all of them.
FTFY.

>>43588983
I doubt OP will explain things to us. The story behind it is probably boring too, if it even happened.

>>43588697
Who would like to try next at fucking the PC, then?

>>43587420
Stream that movie, if you're so great

>>43587420

It wood bee eggs-dream-lee pain-full fore-ewe.

>>43587330
>my player's PC just had sex for the first time
So there's only one player? Bet you have a fun game going there with her ;)

HAVE YOU TRIED NOT PLAYING DnD?

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A fucking rusty knife wound couldn't give a level 1 Bard a physical penalty in D&D, but you think a rough deflowering would?

>>43590476
M8...

Sounds too magical realm, OP.

Then again, I had a player who was a notorious slut and tried to seduce a lich just to see if he had a penis. Only when she looked over her shoulder after the tryst, she found it was a recurring character who keeps stealing her shit after they have sex. She tried to catch him as he gleefully bolted out of the room with her valuables that he snagged from her pockets whole plowing her, so I told her she could not pursue to do crippling "post-orgasmic jelly legs."

So, uh, don't so it OP, sounds like a bad idea.

>>43590702
This.

>>43587330
I don't think this would be possible given just one day. The traditional games market as a whole doesn't even make the one billion mark yearly, from what I could find. So putting that much money into raw product would be impossible because the supply just wouldn't be there. And if you were going to do anything else, like buying a company or buying massive amounts of product off resellers, well, that would take longer than a day. Even the kickstarter option is doubtful - if you were throwing that much money around, your account would probably be banned, and it would certainly take you more than a day to prove to kickstarter you really do have the money.

>>43591996
>Ewwps! Wrong thread! How embarrassing! :^)

>>43587330
You have clearly never had sex with a virgin, if at all. It doesn't put them out for a day. They're just sore for a day at most.

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>>43591996
>>43592030

>>43591996
*gives Reddit Gold*