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I'm playing a Call of Cthulhu game that takes place in the 50's.
How do I stop the milkman from bedding my wife while I investigate gruesome crime scenes?
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>>43542855
Do not play with or be a kekold fetishist.
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>>43542855
Feed him to a shoggoth.
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>>43542855
>believing that is your wife
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>>43542855
>implying that's the milkman
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>>43542855
A booby trap works. Or a pussy trap. The possibilities are endless with females. So many hidey-holes to fill with nasty things. And if your wife won't cooperate, chloroform.
Other options exist, of course.
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Take the Third Oath of Dagon
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>>43543004
It's all the same once you hit zero SAN.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i61aSmql7a8
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>>43542855
Someone knows too much. Rainbow Squirts go!
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Shit in a milk jar, leave it out for him.
Tell him your wife is into it and if he can, shit all over her chest.
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>>43542855
Combine the two by making your wife the victim and your bedroom the gruesome crime scene
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