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I think I might've fucked up /tg/
I've been courting the queen of the elves via letter and the occasional sneak visit with intentions to marry her after I've solved one of the major threats to her kingdom.
And last session, an elven assassin tried to take my character down from a mile away with a special built sniper-bow.
I think this group of ancient elven illuminati might have found out about my plans to feed the Queen my BHC (Big Human Cock)
These fuckers have been secretly running the elven kingdom for longer than the continent I live on has existed; and their leaders are probably older than the country I was born in and they're hardline Anti-intergration. Think Elven /pol/, if they ran the government.
I've managed to retreat to my Thorn-covered Castle deep in my own private forest land, guarded by my retinue of plant-man and fey servants, but I can't stay here forever.
How the fuck do I get out of this without being assassinated or having to call them out and starting a war with the elves to stop the assassination attempts?
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Give them all the BHC
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>>43451446
time to git gud
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>>43451446
>Steal Elf Queen
>Set glorious trap plant-man-trap
>capture elven illumi-nutsack
>force him to reveal the identities of other Illuminati members
> power boost a servant and send it to hunt them down Man On Fire style.
You may insert BHC at any point you see fit
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>>43451797
>Steal Elf Queen
It's like you want to spend the rest of your life picking arrows out of your asshole bro.
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>>43451825
Or have her do it for you.
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>>43451446
becom a elf
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>>43451446
Elven pol
Didn't think anything could surpass pol
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>>43451446
>> elven /pol/
more like elven PC tumbler extremists
dwarves make me think of /pol/
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>>43451446
Learn a spell to change your appearance either permanently or for decent periods of time. Become an elf.
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but is the elfie cowtit?
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>>43452377
Elves would go full nazi though, dwarves would go full KKK at worst
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>>43452543
kek
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>>43452543
This is alarmingly reasonable.
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>>43452543
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>>43456417
>KKK dwarves
I now have my next evil organization
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