Satania on the front page of /spa/!
>>31115
Absolutely Devilish
Would Satania support the Patriots since they are evil?
Why is /sp/ so shit? They ruined the entire board.
satania a shit
everyone knows vigne is best girl
Don't mind me, just posting best girl.
Vigne is /sp/ approved
I wonder what flag ACK has.
BEST GIRL
>>31593
I already miss the memes.
>Throw a Homer
hi fellows bros
GET OUT WEEBS
>>32301
peruANO
>>31730
Please don't summon him, /sp/ doesn't deserve his autism.
>>31730
Maybe we should summom him
SPICS GET OUT
>>31730
>a fucking leaf is responsible for baiting him
I should have fucking known.
is this some kind of sick joke?
Vigne x Tapris
Why is this happening
>>31215
She'd support the Raiders since they were the "bad guy" team before the Patriots.
>>31730
of course it was a leaf
>>33075
Now, we wait
>>33075
>somebody actually saved the shitty filtered screencap I madeI got banned for a month for posting that.
>the merge killed the previous active gabdro thread
MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSS
Why is Satania so shit? She ruins the whole anime.
>>33075
any minute now
>>1
Experiment, ignore
>>33461
Indonesia confirmed shit taste
>>31115
A perfect fit for /spa/
Satania is athletic as fuck!
>>33592
no, he'll accuse us of using proxies
>>33592
All proxies
I claim Satania as my WIFE!
>>33461
Are Muslims even allowed to watch Christian anime like Gab?
Why is Gab the best?!?!?!?
anyone that disagrees is a Satanifag
I jk!
XXXXXDDDD
>>33777
checked
>>33777
Bestiality is not ok, anon.
I HATE "PEOPLE" WHO SPEND THEIR TIME WATCHING CARTOONS ABOUT 9 YEAR OLD GIRLS
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>33989
They're in highschool, idiot
>>33656
If I have shit taste, I wouldn't like Raphiel, anon.
>>33817
It's my right to watch anything I want.
>>33989
I HATE """PEOPLE""" WHO SPEND THEIR TIME WATCHING SWEATY MEN GRAPPLE EACH OTHER
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>33989
they're 15 asshole
So what sports do they play?
>>34494
post it then faggot
>>34545
Satania loves water sports
>>31115
Satania agrees that America is best.
America is strong.
All other countries can fuck off.
>>34545
Sex game just like in my doujin.
>>34540
>this body
>8 years old
>>31115
Finally, now I can know the nationality of every Satania -fag responsible for spamming that annoying meme girl all over our board.
>Based MODs 1
>Satania-fags 0
>>31115
Satania is the absolute cutest.
THE CUTEST.
>>34851
I remember you.
>>34606
I-I didn't save it. Have this one instead.
>>31115
I love you Satania-sama
>>31115
A best!
Omg no , everything went to shit again
satania still best girl
>>34540
Sure, I've seen lots of 8 year olds with big boobs.
Satania a best!
A best!
>>34254
That makes sense
>>34540
Calm down, anon. Pic related is what an 8 year old looks like.
>Expect spics and SEAs
>It's mostly leafs
Well that explains why the board is so shit. Is Crack-kun going to show up? I want to see all the flags he's got for his proxies. I figure the one with the most hits is his cell phone. I doubt he'll post. though. as he's trying to pretend he's not a third world ESLfag.
>>35837
MODS?!
>>36049
/sp/ is a red board, so it's fine
>>35982
> I doubt he'll post. though. as he's trying to pretend he's not a third world ESLfag.
We just have to post enough Tap x Vigne and he won't be able to contain himself
>>35982
We really should try to summon him. Worst case scenario he doesn't show up and has a brain aneurysm.
>>36049
There are no mods in hell, anon.
>>32550
Who's the cutie in the background?
>>35982
Nah, I'm pretty sure he lives in the west coast, judging by the filename in pic related.
Greatest love story ever told.
The one time we want him he doesn't show up.
satania a shit
Satania a cute
>>37400
says the BR
>>37305
I think it's because you can't access merged boards on mobile.
>>37400
>Literal monkey thinking his taste matters
>>37400
fuck off huelander
>most latinos like satania
Faith moves the Andes.
>>37428
OTP
>>37558
>implying that will stop him
>>31115
Her /spa/ antics NEVER END!!!!
Posting in a Satania thread
Is Satania the official /spa/ girl?
Girl of the season.
Reminder to bully Satania.
>>38434
やれやれだぜ
>>31115
>>38630
Will you go to prison if I post this?
>>38391
I want to bully herwith my dick
Friendly reminder
if you don't like Satanichia-sama you're a faggot
who has a better body than this?
>>39036
>>38820
It would be extremely painful.
>>33817
Gabriel/Jibril is known as the angel of revelation.
Satan is still canon but he is a Jinn, not a fallen angel (there is no such thing).
Vain and Raphiel are not known.
WHERE IS CRACK KUN WHY ISN'T HE ANSWERING
>>40016
He knows we will make fun of him because of where he is from.
>>40016
Phoneposters can't post on merged boards.
>>40179
in which country do you think he lives? I bet he is from the US
>>40270
The cure to the phoneposting cancer.
>>40270
That sucks, I have to go to work tonight and wanna have more fun with the merge boards.
>>40016
All boards should have flags if it keeps subhumans like him in check.
>>40322
Either South America or Australia. Almost certain he's from Australia.
Post the smuggest Satania pic you have.
>>36506
Make an OTP thread. He ALWAYS shows up in those
>>40685
Australian shitposting is intentionally funny. Crackkun is only funny because we like laughing at angry disabled people.
Vigne saved the Christmas. God bless Vigne.
>>40767
>>40767
>>40767
>>40767
Satania a cute!
>>31227
Underrated.
>>40767
>I rate Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell
>>40767
Why the heck is her last name McDowell? Isn't she the daughter of Satan?
>>41106
>I don't rate Satanichia Kurumizawa McDowell
>>38434
>Likely a proxy.
I doubt it. Proxies shouldn't affect the machine's time. He's too retarded to use VMs, so I'd like to think he screwed up.
>>41334
What's Satan's last name?
>it takes an entire board to defeat the local autist
>>31115
I want to make babies with Satanya.
>>41566
Two boards, actually.
>>40685
Kill yourself, !Akemi. Really, fucking kill yourself, all you do with your mediocre life is spamming cracking ships and shitting threads up. You are autistic.
>>35982
fuck of proxyburger
i bet ur a gabufag
>>41632
I know that ain't you, Crack-kun.
>>41435
McDowell apparently
>>41632
>he's a hue
I'm so sorry
>>41334
Just because you name your son Michael, doesn't mean he is related to current Chief Angel.
>>41632
Sorry, I'm just not feeling it.
>>41632
Fake. Try harder.
>>41566
I'm disappointed.
I thought his autism was too powerful to be stopped by something like this.
>>41632
holy shit
>>41932
it's a fakah
>>41566
Ah yes, the russia c. 1944 strat
>>41932
fuck off back to your swamp infested monkey forest u weeaboo gorilla
>>41334
No
Satania is the officially endorsed as best girl by Burgers
>>41632
I didn't even know it was possible to be disappointed by a country a had no expectations of. What a weak false flag.
The entire planet loves Satania
Is the end of the series going to be Vignette becoming an Angel and Gabriel becoming a Demon?
>>42238
I love SchoolShooter-chan!
>>42269
That's because you are autistic.
>>41632
>no wall of text
>not replying to all the 'samefags'
>>41632
Needs more work to be a decent imitation.
>>42454
You just don't have the passion, man.
>>42397
Someone post that Sandy Hook PSA or whatever with Satania's face edited in
>>42397
>Go shoot up her school
>Gets shot instead
What a baka.
>>42633
https://my.mixtape.moe/xbpqgp.webm
>>41334
MAKUDOWERU
Satania is best girl.
>>39036
>>41334
she's a hapa
D E B I L U
>>42850
>>31115
aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>42850
This will never not be amazing
>>42850
Satania did nothing wrong
>>31115
Satania is literally perfect.Not as perfect as Vigne though.
>>43577
>Oh, so... beastly!
I often forget how bad CR is.
>>43577
Vinge so cute.
>gets banned
>mods are STILL protecting the crack spamming shitposter
>>31730
>>32637
>>32827
>>32966
>>33075
>>33335
>>33349
>>33512
>>33592
>>33692
>>33746
>>34494
>>34606
>>35075
>>35249
>>35453
>>35982
>>36492
>>36506
>>37096
>>37276
>>37305
>>37428
>>37747
>>38434
>>40016
>>40179
>>40270
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>>42100
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>>42510
>>42580
Hello, same exact person. We both know it's only YOU who's been crack spamming and meta shitposting. Once again, you failed to prove that "ack" exists. You can't even list a SINGLE thing "ack" did wrong.
Your boogieman is not real because you have psychosis. Read this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychosis
JUST STOP ALREADY. FUCK.
Fucking kill yourself, !Akemi.
>>43886
6/10 for effort
>>43886
Best SEA monkey I've seen today. Now this is how you do it. Take notes, Brazil.
>>43886
>>44005
Nice try
>mfw these fakahrs
give it up, true pure autism can't be imitated
>>43886
It's still lacking the fuckhuge wall of text and the anger. Otherwise it's alright.
>>44233
This, if you can do a perfect impression you're probably about as autistic as him.
>>44264
Thanks. I'm not autistic enough to write a fuckhuge wall of text though. That post alone took me almost 5 minutes. It's amazing that he can write those posts within minutes every fucking day.
>>40767
We did it
>post yfw boards gets unmerged and he appears
>>44672
We're improving. But I feel like it's still missing something.
>tfw we falseflag him so much no one believes him anymore.
>>44672
I think this is the real one, guys.
>>44672
See, I just can't believe the flag is real see you're an ESLfag.
>>44750
I want to believe it's real and not an imitation.
>>44790
We're missing some sort of chemical X
>>44672
This one feels legit, but I'm still not 100% sure.
Is that really him? I'm not sure what's real anymore.
I love how this thread has devolved into "How can we impersonate ACK"
>>44820
>this actually proves him right and crack-kun is no longer one person
Post Satania x Raphi
>>45006
because everyone here is autistic
>>31684
>way to throw a homer lady
I gotta say as someone who has no clue who the fuck ACK or crack-kun, this is entertaining.
>>45134
Holy shit, you're probably right.
>>45177
We're also missing "that" image
>>44960
The plan is working
>>45134
Actually I feel like that would be the worst-case scenario for him. Because he would know most people weren't being sincere, so it would undermine the purity of his mission. He'd have reason to doubt anyone who ever backs him up.
>>45416
post the google docs please
>>31730
Made me think I want to see the Eririfag"s" flags, tried to check a Saekano old thread but didn't show, damn it. Can someone make a Saekano Beta or something thread so we can spot them?
>>45416
No no, you can't just work on autopilot like that man. He'd have at least something to say about the changing circumstances.
>>44672
>>45416
>>45627
I knew it had to be a burger
>>45416
>>45627
>>45725
stop, you haven't posted a single one of his screncaps, makes it obvious that you are not him
>>45684
It's pretty lame honestly. There are so many of us it doesn't really mean anything.
>>45725
You're good at this.
>>44672
>>45416
>>45627
This isn't the Crack-kun I know.
>honduras
I'm 100% sure it's actually Crack-kun. I mean, no one can sound as genuinely retarded as his "xdddd lol durr!!1". That itself is a piece of art.
So now that he's here, what do we do?
>>45684
It's not him
>everyone starts being an imposter
>crack kun gets falseflagged to death
Where were you when /sp/ saved us?
>>45812
>proxy poster
I wish. There is even another chapin that can agree we live in a literal shithole.
Well, if he keeps posting for the next hours then it's the real ACK. No one is autistic enough to ban evade and repost his deleted shit over and over.
>>46042
>thread quality drops like never before
but at what cost?
>>45837
not really, he is mediocre as fuck since he isn't posting those massive walls of text
If I picked Satania up for a date in my 1997 Mazda Miata would she be impressed and have unprotected sex with me?
>>46091
It's a necessary sacrifice. It will be back soon.
>>45915
It's still lacking the walls of text/pastas, Troid bitching and mentioning his boyfriend !Akemi every other sentence.
>>46053
Okay, you've convinced me, you're either him or you've spent a long time watching him. You've got the right staccato tempo going there.
P.S. "Outright" is one word
>>46105
And he's focusing way too much on the samefag part despite the fact that there are posts with a dozen different flags often less than a minute between each other.
>>46298
You really think he's not capable of self-delusion to that extent?
If we spends the night posting, I'll be convinced.
>>46298
actually he'd totally do that
another thing missing is his usual screencaps, notice how his fakah hasn't posted a single image
>>46510
Aww, you're makin' me blush.
>>46652
I won't be fooled by your act. I've been in a bunch of threads that were ruined by ACK. I know the guy when I see him.
>>31730
Well, leaf, I hope you're satisfied.
>>46780
Gabu is way too sexy.
>>46934
Of course this was all part of Canada's devious master plan to, hrmm, well, they probably didn't think it through very far. Very devious anyway though.
>>46899
ACK has a unique style.
He also deletes his posts after you a minute so you can see them but the mods/jannies cant ban him
>>47183
>You think ack is real in the first place
Of course I do. That's because I am ACK. This is all part of my plan to ruin Gab Dropout threads.
I am ACK.
>>47365
D E V I L I S H
Please stop this witchhunt for now and let us enjoy posting satania
I think Satania is specially cute when she's not being chuuni. Post non-chuuni Satanias (aside from despair Satania, of course).
>>47744
k
>>47744
>>47912
I thought leafs were supposed to be nice people.
Eat shit.
>>31227
Best post ITT
>>31227
overrated
Through the dark lord, itadakimasu.
>>48733
Eat a duck I must?
>>48733
*TL note: Itadakimasu means fucking oishii
>ACK made a thread to bitch linking every post talking about him in this thread and got deleted 5 minutes in
Poor guy.
>>47744
Satania is always cute. No exceptions.
>>49301
Ah there it is. The flag is unfortunately real.
>>49369
All right, now I believe it.
>>49369
Well thats boring.
>>49369
>That poster actually was ACK
>ACK is actually a burger
I didn't want to believe.
Fuck.
>>49369
so why is he avoiding this thread?
>>49369
called it, too bad we won't know which state
>>49856
If you look at the deleted posts people stopped engaging him and he fucked off.Hmmmm really makes you think.
>>49969State of denial
>>49856
he's too busy in the other one
>thread is one giant bait
>Crack-kun's posts are deleted, others aren't
Holy shit, my sides. Thank you based mod/janny.
>>50033
sasuga, aussie
>>49856
He got sad because no one believed that he was the real ACK.
>>50407
Sorry for not believing you at first, ACK. I just want to let you know what I still love you, even though I said some mean things.
What if shitposters were ignored?
>>43886
Malaysian Mike, is that you?
>>50132
But I'm a New Zea- you know what fuck it I'm from Australia's extra two states
>>50578
Ignoring works with shitposters, not with omega turbo autists
>>50578
Only works if no one posts Tapris.
For some reason, he's ok with Vigne.
>>50636
sorry kiwi, it was not my intention to mistake your flag
>>50751
He gets triggered with Gabu/Satania too.
>>50937
>mlpol
Why is it so funny?
>>51123
Is it actually you?
>>51123
Is this real or fake?
99% of anons can't tell!
>>47744
Her yaeba is pretty cute.
>>51234
A shitposter on /spa/?
More likely than you think!
>>51480
I feel like this is him, but there's that seed of doubt now. Thanks guys.
>>51480
>There is no actual "ack"
But there is. Every time someone posts a crack pairing I go full autist mode on them. They are just mistaking me with you.
>>51573
He's ban evading and reposting. It's 100% the real one.
The dedication of the mods even in these turbulent times is almost inspiring
I, !Akemi, accept that people have a problem with me.
ACK has done nothing wrong
I acknowledge that I've been spamming and samefagging and will stop now
>>52212
You're not !Akemi. I'm !Akemi.
>>52212
We did it, boys
>>52049
I don't understand why we should let him to spam any thread just because he doesn't like shipping.
>>52374
all me :*)
>>52379
You think mere mortals can stop him?
>>31115
DELETE THIS THREAD NOW
>>52497
If he's perma banned, how is he still posting? Checkmate.
>>52524
>pope
>>52524
>not even the pope can stop ACK
>>52379
The only safe thing to do is ignore him before he gets in ban-evading repost mode but as this thread showed it's not always easy to recognize him.
>>52049
FOR FREE
O
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>>52750
If everyone is ACK, then no one is.
>You'll never compare dick lengths with satania
Reality is suffering
>>52524
Hey pope, who do you think is best girl?
Who is the most evil team in sports?
>>52951
Satania-san doesn't have one of those
>>53080
I think he meant comparing our dicks' size using Satania.
>>53080
Are you sure about that
>>53010
Bet you're expecting someone to answer with Manure.
>>53010
I don't know anything whatsoever about sports
What is a sports
>>54283
I admit I'm every single canada flag.
>>54283
>It's insane how much of this thread is a single person.
It does seem kind of weird.
Do you think it's possible there's two or more people who enjoy getting replies for low-effort fucking around?
No? Too far-fetched?
Reposting thread.
http://i.imgur.com/wd2D4bP.png
>>54539
But crack kun, you have a Tumblr. You are the Tumblr.
>>52998
Raphiel
>>54772
RARE
>>54736
You literally have a Tumblr and you get triggered by shipping that doesn't jive with your head canon shipping. You're very much Tumblr.
>>54983
>I don't have a trumblr
So you should have no problem saying that the owner of this tumblr
http://besuretoactuallyread.tumblr.com/
is an autistic and schizophrenic fuck who should kill himself.
>>54983
This is your tumblr. Stop lying.
https://besuretoactuallyread.tumblr.com
>>55428
DEJAVU
>>31593
came only to post this.
What I find suspicious, is that even after presumably being banned and all his band-evading, he still keep this murican IP. And I doubt he's a phoneposter.
I live for Gabu x Satania.
>>55659
I live for laughing at autistic yurifags.
>>55659
I live for futa satania x vigne
>>55991
I'm going to assume that you live in a really liberal state, and as such can't get a gun. The thought of you with a weapon is terrifying.
>>55991
>Oh wait, wrong stock reply.
Hmm that's suspicious
>>50895
>>50751
>>51034
You are the shitposter here, look at how you have fucking destroyed this thread with meta. How you can you pretend anyone else is the problem.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? WHy are you so obsessed with this?
I like how you always ignore how people point out that years ago no one had any problem at all with telling shippers to fuck off. Spamming to spit them is thing that has only happened since you showed up.
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It's insane how much of this thread is a single person.
>>56215
Because you never address anything at all that's said to you, !Akemi.
So what new things do you expect people to say?
>janitor comes to the thread to try and censor people who he thinks are against crack
>doesn't touch the waves of meta shitposting
Good stuff.
>>52750
>>52709
It sure is funny how you will literally NEVER name a single thing that "ack" actually does wrong.
I'm curious. Why do you think the pure meta spam in this thread is perfectly fine, but telling you to stop breaking the rules is wrong?
>>52379
No one spams threads but you. Look at how this thread is literally nothing but meta from you.
The "shipping" you post is off topic tumblr garbage that is against the rules of this site.
>>52465
>>52461
>>52049
Just kill yourself already.
>>52543
Because you ban evade? Your trip code is perma banned.
>>51212
>>51234
There is no actual "ack" you just refuse to accept that.
>>50895
>>50751
>>51034
You are the shitposter here, look at how you have fucking destroyed this thread with meta. How you can you pretend anyone else is the problem.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? WHy are you so obsessed with this?
I like how you always ignore how people point out that years ago no one had any problem at all with telling shippers to fuck off. Spamming to spit them is thing that has only happened since you showed up.
>>51573
>>51622
>>51706
Do you realize that at this point you are one of the only people who constantly misuses the word autistic?
You get constantly corrected and you always ignore it.
Right now, no side stepping, no non-answers.
Say why it's impossible for more than one person to have a problem with you derailing threads.
>>51573
>>51622
>>51706
Do you realize that at this point you are one of the only people who constantly misuses the word autistic?
You get constantly corrected and you always ignore it.
Right now, no side stepping, no non-answers.
Say why it's impossible for more than one person to have a problem with you derailing threads.
>>51212
>>51234
There is no actual "ack" you just refuse to accept that.
>>56322
>this post again
ALLAH CRACKBAR
>>50895
I'd be fine with not posting her. Tapirs is shit anyway.
>>56274
You're mentally unstable and would shoot up a yuri convention.
Actually on second thought, get a gun
>>56373
KISAMA KOROSHITE YARU
/a/ is back in case you fags haven't noticed
>>56563
Who cares, /spa/ is my friend now
/a/ is dead to me
>>56563
/spa/ is kind of comfy, /mlpol/ and /fitlit/ are way comfier than their original forms
>>54772
*blocks your posting*
>all these posts suddenly deleted
>>56563
I like being able to disregard any post attached to leaf, huehue, paco or flip.
>>56796
You can't ignore me eleven!
>>56553
Your inability to admit that you're the only one who cares about crackshipping, pretending you're multiple people, constantly accusing everyone who disagrees with you of being the same tripfag who probably doesn't even post on 4chan anymore.
There's three fucking reasons, kill yourself.
>>56970
>Ack isn't real
So you aren't real?
>>57062
How many times are you going to say this exact same thing each time you get told your boogieman isn't real? You know repetitive behavior is a symptom of autism, right?
Yes, "ack", the boogieman that you try to claim is every person ever who is against crack, does not exist.
>>57111
How are you posting if you don't exist?
>mod is a crack shipping /u/fag
ack btfo
>>57109
>>57401
Holy shit. How can crack-kun even recover?
What if ACK and Barneyfag are the same person?
>>57380
Seek help
>>57462
they are really quite similar
>>57462
Who the fuck is Barneyfag
>>57488
another case of turbo autism
>>57488
Dude who hates /mlp/ I think.
>>57488
Some guy so obssessed with hating mlp he blows up any thread on any board with hints of it. He had a bot that tells him if a picture from a pony website is posted on 4chan, but people fucked with it by posting shit like spongebob or anime making him flip out over nothing. His arc ended when his real life info was leaked.
>>57488
>tfw my university's ip got banned for barney posting
>tfw its been going on for two years
just what's going on this thread?
>>57538
What are you going to watch next season
>>57559
>His arc ended when his real life info was leaked.
seriously?
>>57585
CRACK IS WHACK
Why don't you guys just reply to ack in your own native tongue? Maybe that will convince him.
>>57658
Nothing will ever convince him. He's too much of a sperg.
>>57633
Autism. Leave this thread open and have fun.
>>57630
It was shortly after but everyone stopped taking him seriously when lee goldson's identity was figured out. Dude got completely doxxed and I havent seen him once after that.
>>57658
he'll say that we are using google translate or something
>>57538
>>57686
Same flag, same person!
>>57658
いい案じゃないかw
>>57658
He'd just accuse you of using google translate. 100% guaranteed.
>>57658
Seul une pauvre âme peut croire qu'il va te croire même si tu parlais une autre langue.
>>57658
He'll just say we're using google translate aunque le escribamos perfectamente.
>>57585
Crazy dude that flips the fuck out whenever someone posts a yuri ship he doesn't like. Accuses everyone that argues with him of being this one tripfag from the Madoka threads named !Akemi, constantly ban evades, and pretends he's multiple people.
>>57757
I really wonder what his ban page looks like, the mods are probably sick and tired of seeing his ass.
>>57725
ACK Triggering must be considered a sport at this point though. I mean, if billiards is considered a sport, then why can't this be one? And this is the tanoshii sports board.
>>57765
>what makes it obvious you are the same person is your INSANE obsession with samefagging. It's literally the only thing you will talk about
Do you know why this is a funny statement?
>>57774
I've discussed triggering him in the jojo threads to see how they react.
>>57802
He doesn't.
>>57812
>And again, your boogieman is not real.
It's hard to stop believing in a boogieman when he keeps replying to me.
>>57802
He's legitimately crazy, he will never see the irony of his own posts.
>>57649
>pic
>>57802
he has made similar statements for literally months
so no, he doesn't
>>57812
I'm >>57757.
How does>>57380 prove you're not arguing with multiple people?
does anyone have those sadpanda links where he has done this same shit?
>>57585
Also he literally stalked the staff of dynasty-scans.com for a few months.
>>57920
>You also refuse to name a single thing "ack" actually does wrong.
Oh! Oh, this one is easy! Ban evasion!
>>57842
>reasoning with Crack-kun
The other day, he "pointed out" circular logic in an anon's post. He then proceeded to prove something by literally saying "this is proof".
So no, you can't win against him. He's like that kid who wouldn't stop throwing a fit, even after adults give in.
>>57928
I think his comments have been deleted a while back, so you only see people replying to him.
>>57932
I'm legitimately concerned he's gonna murder someone one of these days.
>>57970
He's a school shooter in the making.
>>57946
Ban evasion doesn't count if he complains about it
>>57920
>YOU REFUSE TO ADDRESS ANYTHING AT ALL THAT'S SAID TO YOU.
And that proves you're not arguing with multiple people how, exactly? Why is it so impossible that more than one person is choosing not to respond to you?
>>57970
Good thing he lives in a nation where they have strict background checks and psychological checks for gun ownership.
Oh wait.
Why don't mods just range ban his isp?
>>57946
Turbo shitposters never acknowledge their bans as being deserved.
>>58014
>Name why he would get banned in the first place.
Global 3.
Global 6.
Global 8.
Global 9.
Global 10.
/a/ 1.
>>57965
they have, but the aftermath is worth seeing since there are posts quoting him
>>58018
He lives in a cuck state with no guns. Any red state would have executed him for being possessed by evil homosexual demons.
>>58014
>PEOPLE WOULD NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
Except there's only one person who's complaining about the meta posts. You. If I'm incorrect, please link to posts that were not made by you that are explicitly complaining about the meta posting.
>>58033
He probably has some common as fuck burger ISP, meaning that range banning him would affect a lot of people.
I prefered sub wars desu. Everyone even off website getting mad at CR was so fun
>>58076
>>Oh, and of course, you're all crack shitters, which are the minority in the first place. Then even more of minority considering crack shitters were banned on this site.
The delusion is real. Yurifags, not even once.
>>58060
Someone posted it in last night's thread (the one before the one during the merge).
>>58085
Sometimes sacrifices have to be made.
>>58115
>sub wars
Seriously, if the groups stopped retarded things like putting memes, we wouldn't have this war.
>>58152
https://exhentai.org/g/991798/645fbfaf33/
This one?
>>58174
>mod is stalking this thread banning me as soon as I make a post
So how does this not proof that you're one person?
>>58076
Because you're not doing nothing wrong. You continually derail thread after thread with this insane crusade against crackshipping, and while there may be people besides you on 4chan who dislike crackshipping, that does not matter if they're not in the thread comlaining with you, and when you're the only one who has his posts deleted.
The reason multiple people refuse to address the same things is because you've been told why you were wrong multiple times, but nothing anyone has said mattered because you always make up some bullshit justification as to why you can post however you want, and you've done this enough that people are tired of trying to reason with you.
And if mods did ban everyone who spammed offtopic meta posts, you'd still get banned because that's all you do.
>>58174
>How is this fucking fair?
This is not a "fair" site. Mods have the absolute freedom to choose who gets banned and who doesn't. They may give a completely retarded reasoning to do so, but they still have the right to do it.
>>58190
yep
>Do you think what you're saying makes you any less of a bad person? And yes, it's obvious that you are using multiple accounts.
>- Oh shit, I'm actually laughing at this comment. Name any of my "multiple" accounts. I'll wait.
>And really, do you think you are making anyone but yourself look bad when you out right refuse with every fiber of your being to address what people say?
>- If by refusing to hear what people say, meaning you only, then yes. Why? I keep bringing up actual common sense. You bring nothing but cancer to the community.
>You spend more time refusing to answer people by making personal attacks than it would have taken you to just address what people say in the first place.
>Yo spend more time rejecting other people's factual arguments and common sense and substitute your own opinions which are ignored by everyone.
Amazing, isn't it?
Ignore shitposting. Post meido gab.
>>58244
I honestly don't get this guy. His responses are almost robotic yet always relevant to what he's replying. He's also had incidents in other threads about other things, meaning he's a human. Normally with shitposters they have an obvious motive but I just can't get a read on this guy.
>>58244
>Ignore shitposting.
Wait. I thought that "/sp/" was short for "/shit posting/".
>>58244
A drunk Gab is fine too
>>58279
He has some personal vendetta against this Akemi person.
>>58244
ANGEL KOUSAI
>>58279
I think he has a bunch of replies for a lot of common scenarios he encounters daily and just copy-pastes relevant ones.
Tapris a cute.
>>58325
Yes.
>>58244
Regular /a/ is back in case you want less shitposting
>>58306
Does he actually think he's in here? Or is this one really deep troll? Is he doing it for attention? I just don't get it.
>>58344
Don't tell that in this thread or ACK will find out that we've (one person) been doing crack without him.
>>58345
He's basically crazy, probably refuses to take his meds.
>>58345
This is a case of actual mental illness, not your typical 4chan "autism".
Quite fascinating to witness.
>>58300
When I'm talking about you derailing threads, I'm not talking about this thread specifically you fucking retard. It is your fault that this thread got derailed, because since you've done this so many times before and continue to do so people throw out bait knowing you'll show up. If you would just stop fucking posting, the crackshipping and meta posting regarding you would eventually stop as well.
These two, >>58190 >>58243, are not me, >>58300 only that is.
>>58384
>Look at you fucking talking to yourself
>2 different flags
>>58345
I think it's way too advanced to be a troll since he keeps doing the same thing on multiple sites.
>>58408
He will ignore flags, post times, different languages, you name it. There is literally nothing you can do to convince him that you are an independent human being capable of thinking for himself.
What did Akemi even do to him anyway?
>>58443
Sounds like Akemi ruined his life judging by the posts.
So flags are a no go. What happens if we move to an IRC channel and shit on him in real time? What kind of mental gymnastics will he perform?
>>58443
he shitted on ACK's fav ship on Xmas
>>58456
We've developed an AI for the single purpose of pretending to be multiple people.
>>58443
Nothing, it's just that "akemi" was a tripfag in the Madoka threads so now he has that name to fixate upon, as opposed to any number of anons who also do things that trigger him.
>>58434
>telling shipping shitters to fuck off is not against the rules
Global 3.
Global 6.
Global 10.
>>58495
Everyone ignores everything else in your posts because you're fucking insane.
HEY ACK WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PAIRING?
>>58495
>The only way you will convince you are not the same person is by actually addressing the argument presented to you and ignoring how I caught you samefagging.
Here's the thing: you're retarded.
I can address 100% of the things you say to me and still not address all of your points because not all of them are directed at me. Of course, this makes you flip out and you call me (and other people) of ignoring most of your points. And this somehow proves that we are all the same person.
Just range ban him already, mods.
>>58565
>And there are only two key points, anyway. And you always refuse to address any of them.
Okay. Please reply to this post with both of your points and I will address them to prove that I am a single person in this thread with an unique flag.
>>58576
I wonder how much pass money 4chan could make if they range-banned a major US ISP.
>>58565
>single thing ACK does wrong
Spamming offtopic metaposts. And no, "telling crackshippers off" does not matter if your posts still get deleted, and "B-But it's just one rogue mod!!!" doesn't matter either, because this shit has been going on for years with any other mod stepping in. You need to prove the moderation is on your side.
>>58604
Hiro would make the Forbes rich list.
>I have told every single person in this thread to list a single thing ack does wrong and you still haven't done it.
HOLY SHIT
HE FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THERE IS MORE THAN ONE PERSON
Everyone, quit fucking talking to ack. There is literally no point.
>>58632
I think we're getting through to him this time.
>>58632
I'm just waiting for Satania's >>66666
>>58632
We need to do something about him since your country's mental health system clearly isn't.
Reminder
https://anonscans.wordpress.com/
>>58685
Do they have any scanned Homura-Sayaka ero-doujinshi?
>>58685
>>58709
That is ACK's website.
>>58685
>Please, all comments are easy for me to knock down. You give me to little credit.
>But if you don’t trust my integrity you’re free to take this to any public site other than Dynasty or 4chan (where Troid has mod powers) and I will openly debate you there.
>I’m not bigoted and insane like Troid, a mod on 4chan, I have no problem making opposing stances publicly view able
Wow.
>>58670
Unlikely.
More
http://dynasty-scans.com/forum/topics/6305-strike-that-reverse-it
>>58756
>I'm not bigoted and insane
>>58685
>And it’s funny, because that has nothing to fucking do with what we’re talking about either way. The whole issue is you treating the characters like trash, and you dodge this point constantly. What you incorrectly consider shitposting has nothing to do with it. You are literally not capable of rational thought. Rational thought is when you can connect one process into the next to form a provable conclusion, you just scatter shot random things you don’t like into the conversation and hope that they some how mean you “win.” You never address the actual subject.
This is from 2015
>>58781
>This is not a meta shitposting thread.
It became one as soon as ACK entered the picture.
>>58756
>>58781
Respond to >>58615, you fucking gutless coward.
>>58815
>No, read the thread, they've been said many times.
Can't be bothered to search. Also, you're clearly copy-pasting most of your messages so you might as well copy-paste me your two key points if they're so crucial.
>>58758
Wow. Did ack say those accounts were all the same person too?
>>58842
>Hey, see this image? It proves many people have a problem with you.
I only see one person in that image that has a problem with shipping. And zero people who personally have a problem with me.
>Because all the people in this thread have ignored the image.
If I am 90% of the people in this thread, 90% of the people in this thread have now replied to that image.
ACK reminds me of Elliot Rodger.
What a fun thread. I've tried multiple times to help poor ACK he never listens though. And despite me always using this image when i talk to him he never believes me.
Coincidence?
>>58901
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>>58758
This answers some questions and opens up many more.
>>58914
Thank you crack kun your psychosis never fails to warm the cockles of my heart. I do wish you well and hope you see help one day.
>>58861
Listen here you dumb motherfucker. When people say "ACK is the only person who has a problem with crackshipping," They are not talking about every single person on 4chan who has a problem with crackshipping. They're talking about the person in the thread who's actually complaining about crackshipping, getting his posts deleted, calling everyone !Akemi, and saying no one's responded to his points even when they have. In case you're too fucking stupid to understand that, the person I described is you. You. When someone uses the term ACK, they are referring specifiacally to you, and no one else.
>>58901
With ACK, everyday is an Autism Awareness day.
>>58951
This. I've never been as aware of autism as I am now.
Is the shit with Troid real or is it just another one of his delusions?
>>58973
>Except it's not. What you said applies to many many people. Because many people have a problem with your shipping cancer.
Why did you ignore the rest of my post? Does this prove that you are the one and only ACK?
>>58975
Troid is a mod, beyond that who knows.
Holy shit, this is honestly kind of sad now that flags are visible and it's so transparently obvious how delusional ACK is.
>>58975
Take a look at this thread, take a look at his past history, what do you think?
>people still try to reason with him
It's ok, we all tried at some point
>>58973
Im just getting your attention, if the patient is known to enter an episode for a given stimuli predictably it is the best way to help address the issue. One day maybe the cognitive dissonance will overwhelm the frenzy, and you will stop seeing your boogeyman behind every word. It's okay if you continue to hate crackshipping, but I just wish you will one day surpass the schizophrenia you associate with !Akemi.
You're gonna make it one day, I hope you can get over it and improve your life and have more time and energy for better pursuits. I truly wish you well but you have to take the first step.
What is your favourite Gabdro pairing? I think I'm preferential to the old Tapu and Vigne.
>>59017
ACK x Akemi
>>59021
That shit is crack.
>>59036
Respond to >>58937 fuckface.
>>59017
I also agree to be honest.
Mostly, I love Tap and Vigne's interactions.
And it's nice for Vigne to have someone who actually looks up to her.
Knowing how hard she works, i feel she deserves someone who appreciates her.
Even though the canon pairing is clearly Vigne x Coffee Shop Owner, I still support it.
Maybe it's just that they have better chemistry.
I hope to see more of their interactions in the manga.
We can still post here? Neat
>>59057
>Knowing how hard she works, i feel she deserves someone who appreciates her.
Exactly! Vigne spends all of her days surrounded by two autists and a sociopath. She really deserves someone kind like Tapris.
>Even though the canon pairing is clearly Vigne x Coffee Shop Owner, I still support it.
No, that is clearly a crack pairing. Some people (one person) might even say that it's against some rule.
>>59055
Just think my friend! Just reason! Do you really think that one person matches you every time on the chinese cartoon website when this topic appears, no matter the subject or show? Do you truly believe it is !Akemi every post, every time? I'm sure there are cruel anons who noticed your problem and simply post and image to mess with you, i was guilty of that originally, but I truly feel sorry for you, I can't imagine how many hours you've spent chasing this crusade against the specter behind every post.
You must see your folly at least a little bit, surely if you yourself are not doing it for attention, and believe this, please just simulate in your head the actions this !Akemi would require to post all these things and switch all these proxies to talk to you. You've gotta be at least a bit smart, I really think you can overcome this.
>>59085
No it wasn't. The only reply is me linking to it telling you to respond.
>>59081
>No, that is clearly a crack pairing
Oh no, it's fine, you see, because I'm well acquainted with a certain arbiter of what is crack and what isn't. It's only crack if it's a yuri ship between the wrong girls. It's okay for fat old men or boys to be shipped with any girl character. You will never see him get upset over such a pairing, so it's clearly a canon ship, as he is the alpha and the omega of shipping.
>>59120
But wouldn't Coffee Shop Owner x Gabriel be more logical and canon? They have this certain tension in their relationship.
I don't know what the fuck is going on. Can someone give me a quick rundown here
>>59151
That's true. The spark of passion is there. They seem like the sort of couple that would let the little things build up over time and then release it all as intense passive-aggressive sexual energy.
I'm sure we can both agree that Satania x Dog is canon, however.
>>59186
It's autism awareness day.
>>59186
Genuine autism. In a few seconds, he will tell you to read some incomprehensible infographics. Just watch.
>>59186
An absolute madman is absolutely mad.
>>59193
>I'm sure we can both agree that Satania x Dog is canon, however.
Yes.
>>59170
If you're saying that there are multiple people who have been posting in this thread, have had their posts deleted, been calling everyone Akemi ad posting in the exact same style, then prove it.
These pastebins are a gold mine
http://pastebin.com/2qa4tnVb
http://pastebin.com/ZtHBhXZs
http://pastebin.com/E8r3a0mr
>>59212
>encyclopedia dramatica and lurkmoar
You're so new it hurts.
>>59246
We could at all have a meetup irl and he would still think there's only one person.
>>59258
>Nice try !Akemi, but you using cloning machines and plastic surgery isn't fooling anybody.
He then says as he gestures to the air around him
>Everyone here knows it's you and is against you.
>>59210
Now as you can see, since we're talking about true canon pairings such as Gabu x Coffee Shop Owner and Satania x Dog, we aren't being shitposted by totally many different people because we're NOT posting crack.
>>59229
>https://pastebin.com/ZtHBhXZs
I'm dead
My wife Gabriel is so cute.
>>59344
Why is topfive such a faggot?
>>59306
Yes, I think so. That is pretty rude when you think about it.
>>59396
Have you ever kissed another man? Do you want to try it?
>>59389
I'd go into the length to add (You)'s to every post number, but that's way too much effort.
>>59415
Are you relatively hairy or no?
Trump or Hillary?
>>59435
Here's a picture of myself that I took a while back.
What's on the screen is the 7+1chin /irc/ board. The thread this image was first posted in is still there, so you can go check for yourself.
Can't post 7+1chin links here.
>>59468
Do you shave or trim your pubes?
>>59498
Electrolysis.
Slutania a shit.
Raphi a best, don't you ever forget
Satania a retarded shitand her fans are even more retarded than her