MANCHESTER UNITED vs EVERTON Official Match Thread #1

*dabs*

CHELSEA vs. ARSENAL

>>78325846
>>78325846

got my moustache tangled in her pubes lads. what do

>>78327836
Lukaku looks like a total faggot in that picture

>>78327903
>fellaini
>young

>STILL 0 white scorers

Mkhitaryan or Mata out wide?

Dabchester Cringenited vs Literally Whos

>>78327935
The two of you are joined now. The bond is cemented

>>78327983
Fellaini has 2 goals.

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Can this guy beat ManU

>>78327991
Hopefully Mata

>>78328111
he could when he played for them, now? no chance

>>78328084
>Fellaini
>white

maybe in America

>>78327935
Pretend you're a Liverpool fan and PUSH

>young at left-back
so many crosses in the stratosphere.

>>78328365
Apart from the great assist he got on Tues

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Where were you when the premier league became the most defensive, boring league in the world?

>>78327903
>ordering it by number
The fuck is wrong with these people?

everton can realistically win the league

Is Luke Shaw finished?

>>78328604
for Shaw

What part of Manchester united you guys from

MANCHESTER UNITED ARE BACK IN TOWN

THEY'LL RECLAIM THEIR RIGHTFUL PL CROWN

ALL THE ABUS WILL CRY

AS EVERTON FRY

AND KOEMAN IS MADE TO LOOK A CLOWN

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>united

When was the last time you saw the news and weren't terrified?!

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>Everton can realistically win the league

You are now aware that Manchester United have finished in the top 4 once in the previous 4 seasons.

>>78328656
i saw a black person on the news once and i almost shat myself

>f1 was shit
>Chelsea-Arse was shit
>gf is sick, no pussy

Only thing that can save this sunday is a Rooney hat-trick

Manu not really that interesting to watch without Poogba.

>a bunch of white English men vs a bunch of niggers

Get in here
>>78326345
>>78326345

>it's a little team play for a 0-0 with 5 at the back episode

The PL is dying.

Rooney has nice eyes desu shame about everything else

Just a couple weeks ago Everton thought they could challenge for top 4

They'll be lucky to finish top half this season

>>78328753
His jawline looks decent as well

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>>78328731

>>78328635
same part as the American owners

>>78328771
>lose a 25 goal-a-season all-round pacey striker
>replace him with 3 players that all play in the same position
>none of them are strikers

Why won't Lindelöf play?

Graham Souness just mentioned the "black players" of Chelsea.

>>78328798
>Gaelic Football is gay
>soccer isn't

Rooney brace

>>78328900
he mentioned the COLOUR OF THEIR SKIN?!?!?

fucking RAAAACIIIIIIIST

>>78327836
>BST

>>78328967
lol

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>the state of that Everton team

0 pace

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Just to remind you, Man Utd paid their legend Wayne Rooney £15millions to kindly fuck off.

>>78329021
wish someone would paid me 15 million pounds to fuck off

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am i comfy?

>>78328900
What did he say

Will the Man Utd fans sing "you scouse bastard" at Wayne for a laugh?

is it me or is it really hard to understand what rooney says?

Whats the biggest shithole in Mayo, for me it's Claremorris

Thinking about making some bacon and eggs

>>78328462
>muh goals
Sorry that intense tactical 0-0s don't satisfy your ADHD, you brainlet manchild. Perhaps the SPL is better suited to your needs, I hear Celtic win every game 6-0.

How much work has Rooney had done? His eyes and face looks really unnaturally young, compared to how old he has always looked, is it make up or actual surgery there too?

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Is he fit or drunk yet?

>>78329098
I enjoyed that more than the opening day game but I was kinda burned out y the end.

>>78329104
I don't think he's had any plastic surgery or make up.

Coleen probably knows her shit, so he's probably got a god tier skincare routine, regularly steaming his face, and despite the boozy antics a decent diet with lots of water

>>78329104
HAARDD WOOORK

Sounded really hates Pogba.

>>78329104
It's aclohol. Pure 100% alcohol.

>>78329172
*Souness

FUUUUUUUUCK ME.

Look at that shitty Everton lineup. 5-0 to United. Koeman hasn't got a fucking clue right now.

>>78329172
he just hates United in general, probably the most ABU of all the pundits

inb4 another 0-0

>>78329063
>sterile, cold, poor lighting
What is the opposite of comfy? Uncomfortable, perhaps?

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MAN TRY SAY HE BETTER THAN ME

>>78329198
Nah it'll take Man Utd a long time to break them down. Maybe 2-0.

>coo' man

>wayne is alive
lukaku is a zombie

Been thinking about sucking a dick for the first time, can some brits give me some tips and general things to know?

>>78329104
its genes actually, thank his dads godlike sperm for it

>>78329285
ask yer da

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>>78329285
Make sure you get him to rinse his willy in soapy water first, no one likes the taste of goat shit.

Any customer got a non-ace stream? Saving money to buy a Pogba shit.

>>78329342
>non-ace stream
cuck

>>78329330
they don't have to, they're cut

>this advert

t-thanks sky

ABU PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>78329251
IF YOU DON'T RATE ME, SHAME ON YOU

Stormzy to score twice today.

Wayne is in court tomorrow.

>You now remember something you forgot

Rooney looks so cucked lel

Is rooney crying?

>>78329424
IRONIC GIVEN THE SPONSOR ON HIS ARM

THE ONLY ANGRY BIRD WAYNE CARES ABOUT IS COLLEEN AMIRITE KEK

>pooney

>>78329366
It's tricky on macos, man.

>sportpesa
>angry birds

do everton have the worst sponsors in the league?

>>78329438
alcohol sweats

why are everton sponsored by angry birds?

has waynes wife paid for a sponsorship?

Fuck me that Angry Birds logo looks beyond shit

Rooney to score a hat-trick

Should I be arsed to watch this or just play muh vidya?

>>78329460

soz kid nothing personal >>78329443

>>78329104
isn't this phenomenon more because he had the face of a 30 year old when he was 18?

>Roonaldo

Cringe

>>78329482
playing video games doesn't seem like a /super Sunday/ m9

>>78329448
sounds like a problem entirely of your own idiotic making

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what is he thinking now?

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It's still the age of Rooney

>>78329484
huh?

these player photos are maximum cringe

> angry birds

>>78329514
nothing personal

Right, see you lot at half time for some slags

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>200 word essay due tomorrow

>>78329063
you tell me

>>78329519
Look away

tom davies would make a good trap gf

thoughts?

who /pissed already/ here?

tom davies looks like sheryl crow

How is it possible they make every player look hideous in these line up photos

what's with that Al Qaeda beard from Lukaku

>>78329431
this, forgot lukkaku transferred from everton

Is Fellaini the white Mascherano

>>78329539
one beer here lad

>>78329533
>200 word essay

How's the 6th grade lad

>>78329523
about what?

*dabs towards mecca*

>>78329575
>being older than 13
>still on 4chan
pathetic

is flossing worth it?

>>78329607
>Being Canadian

>a bunch of cunts sitting in with a 5 at the back
>playing Rashford instead of Martial

Stupid from Mou.

>>78329620
no, its another scam by the merchant

bit cold lads might have a shower for the heck of it

Sky's of Manchester crying for Rooney la

oh my word


RIP everton

FUCKING HELL

VALLLENNNCIIIIIAAAAAAAA

WEW

B L O O T

Rooney scoring and doing an Adebayor celebration would make up for this """super sunday""""

>>78329641
city of you tb-h

STRIKER

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>>78329585
alri melbournelad

Holy shit

RIP everton

>tfw started matic in fpl

JESUS CHRIST!

Wew lads

B L O O T E R
L
O
O
T
E
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>>78329641
>this guy

B L O O T E R
L
O
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T
E
R

fucking blooter

>>78329641
o really

JUST GIVE US THE LEAGUE ALREADY

GG

>valencia not playing for valencia

>>78329641
Good timing lad

>>78329641
good energy

>right down the middle

nice one prickford

blooter

>>78329641
(you)

BLOOTER
OF
THE
YEAR

GGMUUUUUU

Rafael v QPR 2013 was better

>>78329539
Been since formula 1 start

>English goalkeeping

>neverton

BASED TONY V

EAT MY GOAL

BLOOTER
L
O
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T
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>>78329575
>

TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V TONY V

Scored one just like that in beer league yesterday

>>78329641
WOAH

this is now my lucky charm. thank you dancing man.

BANGER!

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EVERTON WILL BE TOP 4 J-JUST WAIT WE'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU

WE'RE THE NEW B-BIG BOYS JUST YOU WAIT

Goal of the gots

Damn Valencia...

crikey

desu that was a keeper goal

everton can realistically win the league

manny to win the league
utter state of london

>move to Everton for a ridiculous overpriced fee
>you finish below your former club Swansea

How cucked is Sigurdsson rn

Am I the only one who legit thinks Everton is relegation fodder this season?

>I don't consider Valencia one of the top RBs in the world
lmao

>game already over
""english"" ""premier etc etc

everton are absolute dogshit

Koeman next manager to be sacked? You'd think after spending £150 million or whatever the Everton board would expect better results

>keeper didn't switch arms
got to go down as keeper error

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Who /tlf/ here?

>>78329750
>i-if we had money we'd be good too

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When Neverton bought Siggy from >Us people here said they would win the league, but really, they will finish lower then Swansea

Jordan Pickthatoneout

He shinned it desu

>>78329769
I agree desu

just one more and they're in the relegation zone

>>78329372
>dating jews

Everton needs more blacks to compete.

>>78329750
Realistically that's the kind of goal that only the league champions could concede

When is Tom Davis getting sold lads?

>sitting in, defending your 1-0 loss

BOLD

How much better is Antonio Valencia than anything Gary fucking Neville has ever done? If he was some pale northern lad and not from fucking Ecuador he'd be a Manure legend by now.

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>>78329784

When was the last time Valencia scored?

>Koeman's tactics are sit deep and hoof it to Pooney

This will end 5-0.

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>yanmar
>official tractor of man united

>rooney comes back just in time to relegate them

like pottery

>replace your star striker with a literal who and Wayne Rooney
>people were saying that Everton could challenge for top 4 at the start of the season

>>78329769
On paper they're solid top half, if they carry on then yes but Koeman has 30 odd games to improve it though.

>>78329784
>30+ shots at home v Burnley
>draw
Gee, wonder how that feels

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What's his endgame?

>angry birds

laughing stock of a club

>>78329513
more

Remember that time a bird shit in ashley Youngs mouth and an anon calculated the likelihood of it happening? Anyone got that screen cap?

NEVERTON
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>>78329816
They might be able to nick 7th on goal diff

Is the Dutch manager meme at an end?

>>78329835
Its pronounced yanmaa, as in やんまー。

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>>78329835
>your team is so shit it doesn't have an official tractor

>>78329854
getting sacked in tribute to De Boer

remember that everton fan who said they could realistically win the league

>>78329863
Never even happened, was just a trick of the camera.

Wheres the webm of the goal

How much Everton spend this window?

>>78329835
the next player united sign should be driven to carrington on a tractor instead of a stupid red mustang.

>Ashley Dung

JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2D7-nezwY

>Jones slowly creeping up to the left wing
Totaalvoetbal

>>78329885
>£30

>>78329641
>You

>YOUNG

>>78329900
i know everton are shit, but you really should be concentrating on the game ashley

>>78329880

so as in exactly the same as it is in english. kill yourself weeb.

captcha was a tractor. who are they targeting with this ad?

>>78328365
this guy called it

>kepaw will never post on /sp/ ever again
>there are people on /sp/ right now, who have no idea who kepaw is

rip in piece captain

> the city of rooney

Nothing cringier than Gary "No Idea" Neville getting to larp as a footy expert.

>here is Jamie Carragher with some nonsense

>>78329913
>The commercial juggernaut that is Manchester United

webm?

hate man u but who doesn't love a bloot

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sleeve-sponsor.97757/page-5

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EVERTON

ANGRY BIRDS LMAO
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sleeve-sponsor.97757/page-5

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EVERTON

ANGRY BIRDS LMAO
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sleeve-sponsor.97757/page-5

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EVERTON

ANGRY BIRDS LMAO
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sleeve-sponsor.97757/page-5

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EVERTON

ANGRY BIRDS LMAO
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sleeve-sponsor.97757/page-5

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EVERTON

ANGRY BIRDS LMAO
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/sleeve-sponsor.97757/page-5

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EVERTON

ANGRY BIRDS LMAO

>inviting the opposition to cross at will then they have a team full of brick shithouses

How do you like my nigga Valencia, lads?

The hype surrounding Everton was baffling, and annoying, so glad they fell flat on their face

>omg everton sold their best player and then bought some random mongs from burnley, swansea, sunderland and teams we've never heard of, they can now compete with the big boys

>>78328365
correct

How the fuck is he even in this team?

>Man Utd have scored 16 goals in the PL and CL this season
>0 white scorers

Ashley Young is probably on like 150k a week as well

>>78329946
no r, fool, its a jap company, it should be translated properly.

>>78329981
good lad

>>78329976
Calm down your fucking melt

>>78329803
they have too many you mean

>>78329963
He was a fucking gayboy who unironically "supported" two clubs

>>78329067
he meant to say the back players

Is someone playing dijurido?

>>78329925
That's £50 you peasant.

>>78330005

you should commit sudoku properly.

>>78329976
why not just the word Rovio? what the fuck is this shit?

>>78329988
top 6 teams were also chasing those players

useless cunts

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>pickford's bunda

>>78328594
>everton can realistically win the league

Did anyone unironically say this?

>>78329913
BASED

might just play some team fortress 2 tbqh

anon stop staring at pickfords ass

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>>78329976

>Pooney trying to fight De Gea

>ftw put money on pooney to score

>>78330024
Hazard tier PAWG

>>78330015
you mean """digeridoo"""?

Could put a cheeky tenner on Everton to be regulated

>>78330028
Thanks, friend.

>>78330028
what a weird cross

>>78330044

NO

>>78330028
Damn

Everton are literally relegation tier this year. Fucking deluded supporters

>>78330057
bout time someone regulated those cunts

>>78330049
how does it feel being a retard?

>>78330071
They could realistically win the league lad

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>>78329976
JUST

>>78330018
At least i'd know how to..

Coming here knowing nothing about the culture and refusing to learn. So are you English or American?

>Angry birds
LMAO lads

>>78330057
I already did when odds were way better

I put 30 on everton getting relegated a month ago

>Commentator bringing up 2013 Manchester United

FUCK OFF

>>78330015
DI JU RIDOOOOOOOOOOO
based Nippon

REMEMBER THIS NAME

WAYNE ROONEY

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More like Wayne Puny, amiright?

>>78330026
>>78328594
many people thought they would mount a serious top 4 challenge, guaranteed top 5/6 challenge, and finish no lower than 7th.

people also talked about them in the Europa League too.

now i don't know if they'll finish top half.

>>78330086

Jesus Fucking Christ

How many games until Neverton realises they aren't big boys enough to carry around deadweight like Pooney? I'd give it 2 more games.

>Angry birds
LMAO lads

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>>78330110
More like Wayne Pooney amiright?

>Trashford

>>78330089

don't reply to my posts ever again.

>>78330110
i just checked the archive and there were no results for rppmey.

am i being retarded or was rppmey a legitimate meme for a while ?

Rashford has been fucking shit. His decision making is terrible.

So I'm guessing Siggy has been pretty shit for Everton so far?

>>78330142
martial subbed on 2nd half scores

le number 66 means I ''guarantee'' it

>>78330086
why is that liverpool logo wearing an everton top

are they just hoping chinks think theyre liverpool reserves or something

That Mane red killed the game

>playing Rooney as a lone striker

LMAOOOOOO

That counter was hot garbage

Rooney's got an angry bird

get it? jesus christ im good

Dubs and Rooney will score.

>pooney

That's Rooney done for the rest of the game now

>neverton counterattacking with 2 people

>Rppney

>>78330190
Dubs and Rooney get red carded

>rppney

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>>78330189
How do you do it anon? Day in day out midnight to high noon

>Wanyama Romney

>>78330211
Lol

>booing Ronney
what a shit crowde. Fuck club legend, we now had new, younger and most important black striker.

>Everyone shitting on Rooney
How dare you, he's one of the best players in the world.

That was some good diagonal passing though

>>78330164
it's not so much him as it's the system Everton is playing with literally no pace upfront surrounding him

the solution is obvious

rooney has to go on the bench for the narnia kid

>>78330189
kek

>>78330211

Don't fail me now meme magic

>YOUNG

Dixon is such an ABU, talking about how it was a freak goal and Everton's gameplan is working, STFU Arsenal would probably be 1 down by now

Weren't Tinder meant to be paying loads of money to sponsor Poonited on the sleeve?

why are united supporters making fun of liverpool fans?

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https://twitter.com/angrybirds/status/909338734428147713

holy fuck lads the cringe

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>>78330211

>neverbutts

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>>78330189

>>96 (dead)

>>78330264
breasts

How's future England legend Tom Davies doing lately?

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>>78330153
seeeting. nobody else does, you should be happy to receive a (you) for a change.

Rashford pissing me off today. Looking for fouls too much and not running at defenders.

How do I not starve in this shitty country

I don't want to work

>>78330294
he's average as fuck

>>78330264
>crowd cheering
>stadium LITERALLY empty
what did they mean by this?

>POOKAKU
POOKAKU
>POOKAKU
POOKAKU
>POOKAKU
POOKAKU
>POOKAKU
POOKAKU
>POOKAKU
POOKAKU
>POOKAKU
POOKAKU
>POOKAKU
POOKAKU
>POOKAKU
POOKAKU

PERRO LUKAKU

>>78330298
this makes me feel uneasy, it's too humanlike

Remember when people thought Rooney would score more goals on a worse team?

>lukaku

Typical Lukaku

fucking tard

HOW

FUCKIMG HELL

>Bukaku

>>78330311
claim disability la

Missing a chance like that means that this game absolutely will end 1-1

SHITAKU

>Lukaka

SHUT UP

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>lukaka