/HEEM/- Based Luke edition

chads rule

virgins drool

>>78317800
he looked pretty lack luster

I can't believe I thought he was the future of MW

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Happy for you buddeh

Luke looked so old and slow in there.

He should just retire with win

>i'm gonna shut down his alpha male bullshit hurr durr im from da streetz ya hurrrrr
BETA BLACK BOYS BTFO

Fight Night 116
Official picks results.

>Ledet vs. Anyanwu
64/71 (90.1%)
>Usman vs. Moraes
63/71 (88.7%)
>Gillespie vs. Gonzales
59/71 (83.1%)
>Lombard vs. Smith
36/71 (50.7%)
>Perry vs. Reyes
60/71 (84.5%)
>Rockhold vs. Branch
50/71 (70.4%)

>Complete goofs
n/a
>1 fight correct
n/a
>2 fights correct
2/71 (2.8%)
>3 fights correct
10/71 (14.1%)
>4 fights correct
19/71 (26.8%)
>5 fights correct
22/71 (31.0%)
>Perfect picks
18/71 (25.4%)

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reminder bisping lost his last fight

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Webms of the heem and the chicken dance when?????

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*walks towards you*

Looking forward to GSP merking Bisping
2 Div Champ
Then he goes and beats Woodly and then Conor and retires

Luke looked great it's only a matter of time before he has the belt again.

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Heeminder

>took down and mounted and excellent wrestler
>subbed him
>pretty lack luster

this tripfag wonders why no one (You)s him

>>78317835
He looks as he always does against a decent boxer. Completely lost. He's an outstanding kicker with some check hooks and straight lefts. Oh and he's alright at grappling

>>78317857
sure is getting there quick

LITTLE BLACK COCKS

Can I train muay thai online? Aren't there stories of fighters training themselves using youtube?

is luke done with aka

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>eddie is a minute man

>>78317829
>you will never die by snu snu

>>78317867
It was a great W for Bisping to add on his resume

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>I'd be surprised if either fighter tries to make this a grappling match for long

/heem/ is for memeposting

If you want MMA discussion just go 2 reddit

>Someone unironically tried to convince me Branch was a better grappler
>Tapping to strikes

friendship ended with america

now Kim Jong-un is my new friend

>>78317839
>tough black guy from the hood
>gets broken by a privileged white turbochad from Cali
How do you want your life senpai?

>>78317857

lol must be so exhausting to be so tied to your ego

where tf is the press conference

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>>78317831

Perry needs to fight a top 10 guy.

>>78317878
>Oh and he's alright at grappling

He has the bsst bjj out of all the non-brazillians

>>78317889
>is luke done with aka
nah
just his top sparring partners were injured

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>puke scrapes by against le wsof man

>B-B-B-B-B-ISPING S-S-SUCKS RIGHT GUYS??????

Rent, mortgage, sex, money, drugs, you name it

FREE IN YOUR HEAD

>>78317905
kek

>open rogan cast
>talking about dicks
>close it

>>78317857
The Chad Strut

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>Boxing

You have 10 seconds to name a bigger Chad than Rockhold.

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>GSP pulling out

>>78317886
Rich Franklin started with karate videos

Reminder that if you don't like Luke, you're exposing yourself as a perma virgin who is intimidated by a legit alpha male.

Uriah hall would heem Rockhold

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Heeminder to keep that chin tucked

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best fight day ever???

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Perry is so based, how can anyone hate on him is beyond me

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So personal they don't even have to name names

>>78317906
Lawler is the perfect follow up to that KO win.

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/lukechads/ where we at?

>>78317848
He won 3 rounds I don't get the argument that Hendo won when he was a punching bag for 85% of the fight

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>>78317920

I've never used this word but I have to.Cringe. Luke's interview on the post fight was pure cringe. It was bad,like really really bad. He said he wanted to fight GSP,and how DC needs to retire so he can move up. Then he couldn't string a sentence together for two minutes straight. then went on about how he left Branch do that to him. He wanted to see if he could absorb damage like before.Then Florian gave Yves with this "this fucker makes you look like Bob Costas" look.

Everything about him is great,except his ability to communicate.

>I didn't lose my belts, I gave them away

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>>78317926

>>78317926
Two Rockholds.

>>78317941
because he's not the real champ

>>78317926
Sage Northcutt

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Michael has spoken

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>>78317886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdFt0Opaflw

This guy can be annoying at times but he has great content

>>78317800
he always looks ill now, like he has an infection, Bispingitis perhaps

>>78317935
Only thing that would top this off is if there was a pancrase or rizin card starting soon

still UFC post may/mac has had back to back decent cards. record low sales, but decent fights. it's not like the card sucks.

>>78317934
Roids don't give you the fight IQ to throw that kick, am I right?

>>78317952

He retained the title but he didn't win any fight, hendo's face looked the same.

>>78317939

the shaved look is way better on him imo

>>78317959
>Caring about interviews
>>>/asp/

>>78317973
this faggot has a podcast now?

>>78317932
Unironically this.

How do you get out of the position Luke had Branch in?

>>78317956
lel thats just sad

>>78317886
>Can I train muay thai online?
Yes
You can watch techniques and then work the bag
But w/ all the clinch work you're eventually gonna need a partner unless you can afford all the top gear

>>78317959
he looks so good he probably has had people sucking hid dick his whole life so he never had to learn how to communicate good

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Reminder Luke was a little fat kid we're all gonna make it brahs.

>>78317941
And yet Bisping won't stop talking about the guy. Already see how things will end for him.

>>78317993

interviews can push fights forward in the calendar year than they would if there is nothing to build off

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>>78317952
>He won 3 rounds
you mean he kicked Hendo in the nuts twice, and didn't get a single point taken away

>>78317975
Thanks, I'll check it out.

>>78317999
Be able t squat 3pl8 and just stand up lmao

You're a pussy if you can't squat 3pl8s

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>rockhold fans are so desperate for a win they were impressed by THAT
The absolute state. Embarrassed for you guys.

Have one on the King buddehs.

>>78318013
fucking spit image of his dad christ

>>78317997
haven't you heard kid? podcasts are the new social media

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>>78317999
You just stand up. Whittaker showed how easy it is.

>>78318024

Yeah dude it's that simple!

>>78317956
Based spammer prediction m8

>>78317999
You don't. He should be glad Rockhold didn't embarrass him with the rnc

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>getting out boxed by an amateur

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>p-please back out GSP

>>78318024
Do you do online coaching?? I'll pay you in my poo

>>78317941
Bisping never fights so he can stfu

>>78317827
Tfw no longer a virgin at 24yo.

Feels good man.

michael bisping is a mediocre fighter and couldn't beat any top 10 in his division

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Doubt me now:

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78207447/#78208462

>>78318056
>says the supporter of a guy who just fought once in 13 months
grasping at straws

>>78318061
I recall he took less time off than Luke

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>>78317982
No, but the untucked chin helps

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>>78318056
Literally has a fight booked 8 weeks from now

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>get knocked out, still win on muh home soil
>become the luckiest man in the universe
>get murdered by a 90 year old man, cheat and suffer no penalty, win on muh home soil
>literally hand your belt over and run for your life when the elite young killer of the division conquers the otherwordly monster that was haunting your dreams
THE
ABSOLUTE
STATE
OF
PISSBING

PUNISHED ROCKHOLD IS COMING FOR THAT UFC GOLD

>>78318061
Nice man, others here need to learn from you that it's never too late.

>>78318044
>For sure Branch is gonna win
Embarrassing.

Actually now I'm sure Branch would also beat Bisping.

>>78318024
Buck, try to go out the back door or shrimp and get half guard back.

Luke Rockhold is a cha-

http://www.mmaweekly.com/demi-lovato-left-luke-rockhold-for-a-guy-from-bellator

Yikes!

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>>78318097

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Apologize

Man sperging has just reached new heights on /heem/ now hasn't it.
People just spout shit that's not even close to reality now, it's just people spouting made up bollocks at each other. What the hell

>>78318084
>literally hand your belt over and run for your life when the elite young killer of the division conquers the otherwordly monster that was haunting your dreams

He thought he was being clever here but that was fucking retarded.

>>78318097
>dating demi lovlardo

the the state of amerifats

>>78317830
I think age is catching up to him. People age differently and Rockhold looked a lot slimmer and less puffed up. Add in the hairline. His punches were complete shit like always. And His Left Kick wasn't as good.

Branch had a good game plan keep rushing him. But he should have avoided the fence. Rockholds jiu jitsu is another level. If he can take down weidman on the fence and smash his face in hell do the same to you.

I doubt Rockhold did PEDs. But naturally a mans true prime is about 27 or 28. Some have it earlier some later. He's 32 now so yea.

Then there's Romero who's a complete work of Captain Cuba Serum at age 40.

>>78318103
she's not even that attractive.

Who got bonuses boys ? POTN kamaru usman and gregor gillespie. FOTN gillespie vs gonzales. Thats my guess

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I should be happy because Burns won but I'm not

>>78318106
See >>78317896

>>78318072
Luke was fighting poachers in the South African safari, what has Bisping been doing?

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>>78318106
Bisping completely shattered the spergs

>>78318106
Bisping has worked they nerds into a shoot and now it's part of their personalities.

It's kinda amazing. I call it the MMA Pavlov.

>>78318103
>moments before Luke preps his bull

>>78318131
>worked
Back to >>>/asp/ or /box/ since they're both scripted mandrama

>>78318104
i did when i doubted you on tuf, been on your side since then sir nightmare

>>78318097
Unironically, it was most likely Luke not giving her enough attention (meaning all of it) and instead being an alpha chad and focusing on his training and stuff, so she ''dumped'' him and went with some loser she can actually push around.

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>Luke too pussy to mention BispGOATs name

Know your place Lucas.

>>78318129
>Mister fondles drugged tiger balls

>>78318131
fuck off aspie

>>78318126
Platinum and Uriah Hall got POTN

FOTN was Gillespie-Gonzalez

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>Branch tapped to strikes after talking all that shit

How the fuck will he ever recover?

>>78318131
seek help, obese pedo

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Bisping is a chinlet who might lose to a welterweight. He should be -500 against a smaller guy, but since he's so terrible, bookies don't even want to take that chance on him.

>>78318088
Well I certainly thought like those guys did.

But I found a cool girl that was similar to me and didn't care.

I kept trying and decided to not give up.

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>>78318149
hmmmm

>>78318140
>>78318152
>>78318166
>worked
>instantly replies
See? It's literally to easy.

>>78317911
His Jiu Jitsu Top Game is ridiculously. He smashed Tim Boestch, Bisping, Weidman with it.

And went toe to toe with Jacare and Kennedy in SF.

>>78318110
Based Straya for giving us based Bobby Knuckles.

>>78318104

IM A PROBLEM

>>78318129
Saving people on vacation

>>78318168
>you now realize Luke's been KO'ed more than BispGOAT

>>78317905
Females literally cant help themselves

>>78318024
wtf does that even mean

>>78318174
>>>/asp/

>>78318174
>spam upsets people
>lol im such a good twoll
>lol spamspamspamspam
>rumad?????
grow a brain moran

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>>78318194
>>78318199

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about the ggg canelo fight: pic related tbqh

>>78317999
You don't let them get that mount
If they get the mount, bridge, but Rockhold is too big
He should've kept bridging until he did a 180 and then used his feet to push off the fence and try and scramble and get an underhook
Another method, just hug and hold tight as ya can and hope the ref stands yas

Alex Reyes will be back, the dude is going to be a killer at lightweight

>Dana skipped Luke's fight to watch GGG/Canelo

Enjoy that 30 cents fight purse

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>Losing by submission
Someone explain to me how is this even a thing?

>AYOOO LUCAS
>*taps to strikes*

The bisping trolling isn't even funny, it's just bad posting that makes threads bad.

>>78317929
Early on alot of guys learned Bjj from the Gracie tapes

Mike Perry is a fucking god.

>>78318104
I'd like to see him vs Santiago next

>>78318210
>Dana skipped puke's boxercise clinic for one of the best fights of the year

ftfy

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>>78318202
So he's posting a pic that implies he had anal sex with Floyd although he lost and the fight didn't go the distance?

>>78318217
he's just a seething casual troll

>>78318013
80s RockHouseHold
Damn he ever look like his ol man

>>78318216
Being on the losing side isn't fun, we get it.

Branch would flat-line Bisping.

Does anyone else feel bad watching fighters get brain damaged now?

Hector Lombard needs to retire asap.

>>78318216
Sort of how like Bisping is just an obnoxious asshole that managed to pass the drivel he spouts as le funny banner because of his nationality?

>>78318239
He's creating a narrative like the 18 foor 1200 pound Nick Diaz.

Conor is mandrama tier.

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>>78318029

The key is to not race mix.

Watching that I think Bisping beats Luke again

Should we start posting >>>/asp/ in /box/ like they did to us for weeks after Conner lost?

>118-110

>>78318239
dont let the facts get in the way of a good story dumbo

>>78318254
Any top 20 middleweight would.

>>78318262
I don't understand what his angle could possibly be. He got completely tooled by Floyd.

Perry gets a freebie AND the 50k
Based

>>78318279
No because they'll hit you back with Conor getting BTFO

>>78318274
Only the most idiotic casual retards think it was a fluke. Bisping is clearly the better striker with infinitely better hands. Luke obviously rapes him on the ground but the big question is if he can even take it there

>>78318270
based platinum

>>78318279
>we
>us
>Conner

go away

>>78318289
This is why when fighters refuse to fight on short-notice I scratch my head. That's the easiest paycheck of his life.

>>78318292
>infinitely better hands

rofl you're so casual

>>78318292
>Luke better striker
Too bad he's a horrible defender and has zero chin. He loses to bong 8 or 10 times.

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Remember this guys? One of my favorite heems

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>>78318274
You guys seriously overrate Bisping now, it's ridiculous

>>78318292
>Bisping is clearly the better striker with infinitely better hands

Is that why he did so great on the feet the first time? And again against a 46 year old corpse?

>>78318279
nah, they know

besides joshua was the biggest bs, hyping him up by giving the man coming off a KO and then saying he's the best HW in the world. Wilder is the best active, Fury is the best in the world

>>78318292
>Bisping is clearly the better striker with infinitely better hands
>repeatedly ran into telegraphed overhands from a senior citizen

>>78318292
Luke only lost cause he didn't fight smart (boxing in the pocket with your hands down and chin up) he could grapple him easily and submit him with one arm again cause he is more skilled and much stronger, just like tim kennedy could in his current state even. But you didn't know that cause you're a retarded casual.

>>78318310
Did you not see Branch out boxing his ass?

Hating Bisping is fine, just don't be biased. Luke's boxing is shit, he depends more on kicks

>>78318270
Fuck him dickhead

>>78318312
Is this the only webm Bisping """fans"""" have? You'd think with 10 years of being in the UFC he'd have more highlights.

>>78318312
Wish luke pulled guard instead of getting up

Why are Americans so fucking retarded in /heem/? They're fine in other threads.

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>long awaited UFC win

>>78318103
Triggers me because she's a shitskin mongrel and would ruin his bloodline.

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>>78318338

>>78318270
>Losing 30-27 to a male model

>>78318338
Get a fight pass my guy

>>78318332
The spergs have made it so people can't actually rationally discuss Bisping anymore
One side gets so frustrated which makes the other side only want to rile them up more. So it's a cycle

>>78318256
>Does anyone else feel bad watching fighters get brain damaged now?
yes
Bellator should be damn near illegal

>>78318312
Damn look at Goldie
and based Parillo

>>78318338
They like to whip out him knocking down old man Anderson too

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>>78318270
>PerryRooster

>>78318292
Bisping would be very lucky to ever pull off the same sequence he finished Rockhold with again, considering how pillowfisted he is

he got a golden opportunity and he absolutely jumped on it. 9/10 times Luke would still come back and absolutely rape him on the ground/clinch or at range

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>>78318361
I'm serious bro, at least post more footage than the same thing over and over.

Gonna watch an ol Rockhold fight
What's a good one?

>>78318338
>for sure going life and death with Thales Leites is one for the history books my guy

The worst part is that Bisping won't be able to hold the title long enough for Luke to get redemption.

>>78318292
Not only was it a fluke, it was the biggest fluke in UFC history.

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>>78318376
>as he posts a completely different webm for the millionth time
You bisKing haters just aren't all that bright are you.

>>78318377
Him vs machida

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>>78318377
199

>>78318376

Holy fuck that is beautiful in slo mo.

>>78318377
His fight with jacare was good. First Bisping fight, or him demolishing lyoto

>>78318377
The second fight against Bisping.

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Boop

>>78318377
Jacare

>>78318332
Did you not see how Branch fought? He moved forward, something Bisping is completely incapable of doing. You'd know this if you watched any fights.

>>78318319
Lol and? Hendo has better boxing than Luke and 50x the power

>>78318391
>tfw I'm the one who made that image
>le haters
Nah I'm just curious, cause I never saw any bisping "fans" until he became champ which makes you just mandrama bandwagoners.

Does Bisping actually have fans? Or is it just contrarian trolls that have to shit everything up to deflect from their self-loathing?

Luke learned nothing from being heemed by BISPING
He had his hands low again and took several punched to his unguarded face, being outboxed by Branch.
BISPING would stick and move with his superior boxing and utilise his KO power to finish Luke in round 1 or 2.
Luke looks like he can barely make weight anymore too, hence why he's trying to get GSP to step aside, time is running out for Luke.

>>78318332
The way Luke Stands it very hard to throw good punches. It does give him good left kick zoning.

Also whoever taught rockhold how to punch from that stance should be shot. He throws too much from the shoulder should fire off from the hand and follow in.

But he won and didn't get knocked out. Branch almost had him. If he had taken a step back and continued to Tee Off Luke would have been slept. But Branch got caught in the moment and clinched and that was it.

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Speaking of chinny

>>78318396
Watched that one a few times
Once on 1/2 speed lol

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>>78318419
im a fan of bispings daughter

>>78318326
>boxing in the pocket with your hands down and chin up

Like he has his entire career? Like did you not watch him with his hands down as Branch was walking him down?

kenny is on fire tonight

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>>78318377
>What's a good one?

All of them 2bh

>>78318419
The meme will be over in 8 weeks.

>>78318435
how to watch

>>78318419
They use mandrama lingo so they do it just to bait for reactions. /asp/ is a complete cesspool of trolls just trolling each other.

Has Rockhold ever been in a boring fight?

>>78318432
Yeah and? doing that against a boxer with terrible grappling when you are one of the best in the UFC is poor fight IQ doesn't mean he couldn't execute his gameplan if he wanted to and win everytime

>>78318412
>Hendo has better boxing than Luke
Hendo has two joints in his entire body and is a hundred years old, yet pissbing got caught with THE ONE move he should have been on the look out for since he already almost died to it in the most devastating ufc knockout in history. TWICE. A fucking telegraphed overhand right. From an ancient manlet.

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>Lukefags are so salty that even after winning they have to bring up Bisping

You have more courage than your idol at least by being able to say his name

>>78318406
Luke's boxing is horseshit regardless

>something Bisping is completely incapable of doing
You can sperg out about Bisping all you want. At least pretend to be knowing what you're talking about at least

>>78318440
Does anyone really think gsp is going to win?

>>78318402
Alan Jouban was too technical for Mike Perry.

Mike couldn't do shit.

>>78318456
Not even Luke thinks GSP will win, so the people saying he will are anti-Bisping spergs

>>78318450
>Luke had his hands low, it doesnt count!!!

>well he always fights like that

>Yeah and?

Jesus christ dude

>>78318451
>A fucking telegraphed overhand right
It looks like that to us
But God damn if he doesn't land that shit on some great fighters
Gotta be doin something right

>>78318454
>At least pretend to be knowing what you're talking about at least
you're losing it Daniel

>>78318448
You would know

>>78318452
based luke chadhold working bispisstans into a shoot

>>78318415
>lying on both counts
lmao the absolute state of you

>>78318451
Hendo is more powerful and has better boxing than Luke. I dont know what's so hard to comprehend here. And Bisping getting dropped the second time had to do with him more trying to brawl than really just not seeing it coming

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>>78318374
wrong file name blad
Its PlatiNAM

>>78318465
how stupid are you, just cause he has bad boxing doesn't mean he can't destroy Bisping and execute his gameplan perfectly, since when has bisping ever been able to stop a grappler from executing his gameplan on the ground.

>>78318476
Yup I do, mandrama spergs completely ruined /asp/

>>78318487
>>>/asp/

Tell Luke how to cut a promo while you're there

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>>78318402
>Jouban got heemed twice since
>Perry heemed two guys since

Mike had the last laugh

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>>78318470
Couldn't land it on Mousasi

>>78318470
Sure, and i'll admit the timing on the first one in the second fight was impeccable (though bisping being absolute shit and entering like a retard certainly helped) but Jesus Christs, that's the guys trademark, he's slow and stiff as a board and a dinosaur, and one of the smaller guys, how the fuck do you get caught by it twice and call yourself a champion?

Luke and Bisping have each had one fight since 199. What was a better win?

2016 Hendo

Or

2017 Branch

?

>>78318454
Luke's boxing is Jon Jone's tier which is good enough. Bisping's wrestling is shit tier that's why he's a true coward """interim champion""""

>>78318024
For reps? I'm a manlet unfortunately so i'm still stuck at 2pl8

>>78318454
This is you isn't it? >>78317896


>Trying to convince me Branch is a better wrestler
>State of (you)

>>78318507
i fingered her in a club at goldie once

>>78318499
That's not even what we're talking about. You said Luke ONLY lost because of fighting like he never did. He's fought like that his entire career. Now you're backtracking because you got BTFO

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>>78318499
GADOOOOSH

>>78318510
>even winning a decision to perry ended up KO'ing his career
based platinum

>>78317831
uh...isn't he a bit old for the skate park?? lol
wtf?

>>78318454
Calm yourself, sperg. Bisping has shit tier boxing.

>>78318490
>I dont know what's so hard to comprehend here
>he's smaller, slower, stiffer, older and uses the most predictable move in mma
>b-b-but muh Luke shitty boxing!

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What if we were all friends and supported each other?

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>>78318519
>Luke's boxing is Jon Jones tier

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>>78318526
how tight was she?
>>78318523
manlets have better squat leverage, you are just trash unless you are like a mighty mouse level manlet

>>78318489
Nope I actually did make that image on my old laptop. And I never saw any Bisping "fans" until after 199.

In fact I think all this recent Bisping spam might be UFC trying to shill for him because there's a strong chance UFC 217 won't even do over 800k buys.

>>78318539
>MMA fans talking about boxing
Stay in your lane.

Bisping is a fantastic boxer buddeh.

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>>78318539
>able to outbox Anderson
>still shit

Again, try to be objective

>>78317857
Luke was never a UFC champion.
He was a belt-holder but he failed to defend, so he was never a champion.

>>78318528
ummm no casual, Rockhold made his career off grappling, not boxing with boxers (which is how he lost). You have such a low IQ you can't even maintain a simple train of thought without your down syndrome flaring up.

>>78318518
>getting killed by Hendo and robbing him
>destroying Branch in spectacular fashion
Gee, i wonder.

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>>78318541
>Luke is better at boxing than Hendo
>actually no
>ok but hendos old
>still has better boxing than luke
>yeah s-s-s-so what!!!!

Post pics of Bispings daughter

>>78318561
solid logic

>>78318505
>promos
go back to r/sc newmark

>>78318556
Nah he's garbage he can't fight moving forward in anyway.
>>78318560
44 year old Anderson won that fight

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>>78318519
lmao

>>78318510
>Mousasi vs Rockhold never

DANAAAAAAA

>>78318470
Hendo did good setups for the right hand, the problem was that he had like 2 or 3 and after a while it was his only weapon so everyone should've known how to deal with it. It was kinda like the Roy Nelson overhand, in the sense that if someone got caught with it they probably weren't ready for the top, and I think Bisbong won the decision but m8 plz you of all people should know how to not get tagged by that.

>>78318554
>I toat mcgroats made this 100% my guy
>caring about buys
lmao ok virgin

>>78318574
Fantastic.

>>78318554
I'm sure you also started /heem/ on /sp/

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>>78318565
Your implication was that Luke lost because he fought a way he doesn't normally fight. That was wrong and here you are backtracking again.

>>78318505
Not even Conor himself could do that. That's like asking to move a mountain.

You'd think he'd be able to do basic interview considering he's been around for a while.

>>78318585
Thanks

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The Bong that gets mad every time Platinum wins and doesn't get any (You)s because heem love perry

>>78318526
what does her pussy tattoo says ?

Apparently Luke spilled spaghetti after he won? What happened?

Reminder that bisping LITERALLY posts on reddit, so you should all go there to supoort him.

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>>78318510
>not in the face

>>78318597
>t-thanks for verbally heeming me
The Absolute State.

No wonder you're a cuckhold fan.

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>Retarded PissPee fans talking about boxing when it's MMA

Yeah no kidding he's not good at boxing, he's good at submitting people. Same way Bisping isn't actually really good at anything other than coasting to dodgy decisions.

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>>78318569
>Luke is better at boxing than Hendo
>even if he has better technique his physical shortcomings prevent him from being a better striker
>abloblobloblo

>>78317800
Quick question. Let's say GSP pulls out the fight.

Does Bisping have to take on the Rockhold fight on short notice? Would he do it? Like Rockhold fought Bisping on short notice.

Bisping has said he doesn't want a trilogy with Rockhold at all. So what do you do.

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>>78318510
>please mister platinum not in the face

>>78318612
>Same way Bisping isn't actually really good at anything other than coasting to dodgy decisions.

lmao so true, he's made a career off of it

>>78318614
>Bisping has said he doesn't want a trilogy with Rockhold at all.
What a shocker

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oh for sure rockhold has some slick boxing my guy, as slick as jon jones

*stands up*

just look at this stance

*spreads legs in skinny jeans*

it throws off every boxer in mma, his jab will land, his angles are gonna throw them off

*shadowboxes with shoulder punches*

and he's gonna GADOOSH them for sure my man they wont see it coming

*bends knees*

its lights out

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>>78318510

wheres the webm of the goddamn tap

>>78318614
>Does Bisping have to take on the Rockhold fight on short notice? Would he do it?

Absolutely no way in hell he does, he knows lightning doesn't strike twice.

>>78318614
Bisping doesn't have to take the fight. Remember when Jon didn't want to accept a short term replacement guy and it got the event canned?

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>>78318613
You can't even form a coherent sentence lol. Unless you're actually implying Luke has better technique than Hendo, then please allow to me say

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Punished Rockhold is coming, watch out Bisbong

>>78318627
>Saltrock isn't a draw.
He deserves nothing.

>>78318612
>on the receiving end of the worst knockout in history
>on the receiving end of the most embarrassing submission in history
I guess pissbing is the GOAT of getting his ass kicked. A legacy he will strengthen if he doesn't manage to dodge just one of the monsters coming after him.

>>78318629
can someone link the vid of whatever is going on in this pic

>>78318640
oh for sure luke's slick boxing will totally win it this time

>>78318651
>more mandrama terms

>>78318645
You can't even form a coherent though. Hendo having better technique means jack shit if he's so physically disadvantaged he can't properly utilize it.

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>Bisping will retire as an undefeated MW Champ

>>78318594
Yeah he did fight a way he doesn't normally fight, you are too casual to understand the difference between skill and gameplan. If he didn't linger in the pocket and box (which he doesn't normally do) and tried to clinch up and sweep (like he normally does) then he'd have won. so yeah he didnt fight how he normally does, don't know how else to explain it to someone as low IQ as yourself.

>>78318665
It's MMA not boxing you schmuck.
>For sure David Branch is the modern day Ali with that jab my guy

>>78317800
FUCK FLUKE

That balding chad makes my blood boil

>>78318627
Bispings next title defense will be against johny hendricks

>>78318312
Literally KO'd 4 times in 5 seconds.
Reduction in IQ: 25 points.

>>78318665
Would you really favour Bisping in a rubber match? All memes aside, you think bisping would win?

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>>78318570

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>>78318669
>You can't even form a coherent though

What was that :^)

>Hendo being the more technical boxer means shit
Allow to LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO again

>means jack shit if he's so physically disadvantaged
Are you actually saying Luke punches harder than Hendo?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'm going to sleepy now and I bet you guys a porn webm that when I wake up you are still gonna be arguing over Bisping