Why don't the shit soccer teams just build a human wall

Just surround the player with the ball and walk towards the goal.

unsportsmanlike conduct

>>78273765
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>>78273759
you could easily force the ball to go in

>>78273759
Professional goals are much too large for a bunch of skinny soccer players to cover. I guess if you had some massive fat people cover the goal it would work

>>78273765
this or balance the ball on your head like a seal

>>78273765
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what if you put 10 really fat people in the goal and 1 skinny guy that snuck around the whole team when they were destracted and they kick it to him and he scores

There was a goalkeeper over here some years ago that was so fat that he legit blocked a large part of the frame. Played till he was like 40, too. Legend

>>78275692
Boogie 2988 could have been a goat handball/futsal goalie

>>78274033
This

https://youtu.be/QqejDHF-LNs

>>78275517
What is offsides?

>>78275517
There's a team that does this, they're called Atletico Madrid.

>>78277519
kek

>>78274033
USA 2018 world cup winners confirmed

>>78275303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38XkY

imagine this but as a lanklet, literally solves and wins the sport

>>78273759

Greed. Even shitters want to win.

But it would be a good tactic for furrypuck. Just place the fattest murican you can find as the goalie and voilá.

>>78280164
Even a brainless enforcer could score on that easily.

>>78280164
SCIENTIFIC PROOF that this doesn't work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8ZVWiZUMA

>>78275800
lol

>>78273759
For starters, they'd have no fans if they played like that and would not be able to maintain a professional football club. Secondly, even if this tactic succeeded everytime, they would go nowhere and would remain around the bottom of the league. A draw is only 1 point. Thirdly, it wouldn't work because the goal is pretty big. Also if this tactic was abused it would soon be banned. If I were a player on the opposite team, I would give them more than a few bruises. A player in the premier league for example would probably have no problem leaving the entire team crippled if it means winning the title.