YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. ONLY THIS KIND OF NANCYBOY WOULD PLAY FOR HALAL HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJJJJJJHJJJKKJK
http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/real-madrid/depilacion-juega-una-mala-pasada-asensio-6282517
did he shave his boipucci too?
thers already a thread Alfonso you dumb oaki
>>78238306
Ronaldo makes it mandatory that they all have to shave their legs.
Why football players(have to) shave their legs?
Divegrass everyone
>>78238369
i want to believe this tbqhwyf
>>78238394
who is this semon demon?
>>78238384
>>78238369
Football players have to shave their legs because they basically spend several hours a day getting leg massages and having creams all over.
>>78238306
A pimple can't hurt that bad...
>career ending whitehead
>>78238559
>>78238552
I don't know. A college of mine had a very deep pimple in his cheek. Had to go to the surgeon because he couldn't even open his mouth without incredible pain.
i got bitten by a horsefly this summer. happens all the time every summer, starts to bleed but goes away after a while. but this time the bite got infected and my leg swelled up like a balloon. most painful experience in my life. rushed to the hospital the next morning and luckily the antibiotics took care of it quickly.
treat your wounds, lads.
>>78238306
>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
your "press" just did
according to his brother the story is wrong
desu I laughed
>>78238651
>Never been bit by one
S-Should I count myself as lucky?
>>78238419
Paige Vanzant
>>78238568
She's ugly as hell
>>78238635
I doubt his pimple is that bad. He's just being a pussy
>>78238666
maybe they're not in your area. i've been bitten at east once per summer probably, some areas around where i live are full of them, pretty rural place. one summer working with my dad outside i got bitten three times in my legs in one day. i think they go for sweat/smell. the bites hurt a bit, and the area swells, but it's gone within a few days. the problem is they break the skin so it can get infected.
>>78238716
Still fuck her
>>78238486
OH REALLY? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
>>78238486
Truly the most charmed life
>>78238486
that's the cycling excuse. actually the reason to shave your legs as a man is because it's just nicer
Is there any athlete with hairy legs?
>yfw he loses his leg due to the infection he picked up from picking the pimple
I bet this is made up just so Tsu can statpad alone against Nicosia
>>78238651
Their sunglasses eyes are pretty fucking neat, desu. JC from Deus Ex comes to mind
>>78238486