Official BUYERN - ANDERLEL THREAD
LAST 2 DIGITS ARE THE SCORE AT HALFTIME
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>>78223508
okay
Der Abgesang der Isarschlampen.
hello
>>78223484
>not calling it Anderschlecht
why did lewa chimp out about spending more after losing just one game?
>>78223583
hello bby open bobs pls
>the commentator sounds like he's standing in a gothic cathedral
>>78223605
yeah that would have been better but anglos wouldn't get it
>>78223608
he wants to win the CL
>>78223656
why didn't he go to real then
surprised so many people showed up for this game desu
james in charge of crossing
>>78223643
You see any anglos around, Kollege?
No, it's just you, me and my downie cousin Franz-Joseph.
>>78223749
Jörg, my name is Jörg
james in charge of heading
BENULDY
>hamez
>>78223749
sorry it won't happen again
I'm claiming this thread now
>hamas
ahahahahhahahahahahh my sides
REEEE JAMES SUCKS. PLAY MULLER in the 10 and not the wing FFS. STUPID PASTA NIGGER!
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AHAHAHAHA
WEILER YOU DUMB SHIT
>kums never played CB in his life, not one minute
>let's make him do it against bayern
>>78223565
>(You)
God damn it /bundes/, you faggots told me that Buyern would choke. Looking at you in particular, Austrian shareholder.
Lelmao
>but still, the city of Dshaims
>Penadowski
>>78223866
>believing anything the austrian shareholder posts
Dive tßh
so...Bayern won?
>>78224021
yeah practically
anderlecht barely makes it out of their own half, what a shit team
gonna watch barca vs juve desu
was a freekick, not a benuldy
>Duselbauern
james in charge of freekicks
>James plays, Muller not
I feel like buyern will loose their next Eigengewaechs after Toni shortly, shame.
>le bidonville absolut d'anderlecjt
Friendly advice to any Geman/neutral still watching this shitfest to go watch P$G dismantle Celtic or watch Rosneft FC beat Qarabag.
Anderlecht is in an existential crisis, Bayern should feel just as threatened at this point as a slab of concrete should be by a stiff breeze.
>>78224251
>Toni
>Eigengewaechs
My oh my, the red card that fucked over Anderlecht in European football
>Najar out, Appiah in
6-0 confirmed
>>78224374
>>78224347
>>78224258
can't wait to see Le Soir/HLN/De Standaard devote 3 pages to Anderlecht's crisis, 1 page to how Weiler should be fired and perhaps 2 more pages to opinion pieces.
>>78224251
toni is an ossi
he's a hansa boy
>>78224451
whats a fuckboy?
Based schachtie tho
>>78224416
weiler is shit though
>>78224251
>Eigengewaechs
Did you mean Soeldner?
>>78224416
Was really looking forward to the game tho, wanted to see what they could do
Tolisso has been so shit so far kek
>most expensive player in Bayern's history
why is müller sitting so gay?
bayern in charge of finishing
>>78224497
Kys
>>78224642
hes a fuckboy
>>78224646
buyern finishing and pass game has been atrocious for quite a time now.
no wonder they can only score with benuldis these days
>>78224680
Daily reminder that coalburners will get the rope too
>>78224710
okay
>>78224742
y-yes
>playing against 10 people from the Jupiler Beer League
>still only 1-0
Baai en Muggen pls
>>78224511
He really is, I don't see why he's been allowed to stay as long as he has; might as well try and go for Puel again at this point or go for Frank the Farmer. They can't be much worse than Weiler.
>>78224828
welcome to ancelotti football
>>78224828
>muh league title
with that logic they should make teodorczyk coach
LOL
anderlecht actually had a chance
>bayern defense
>benching boateng AND hummels
la villa de ancelotti
>>78224884
This guy drives me mad, pls come back pep.
LOL
anderlecht hatte tatsächlich eine gelegenheit
>bayern verteidigung
>boateng UND hummels auf die bank setzen
das anwesen des ancelotti
What a shitshow desu
Bayern playing shit vs a shit as fuck opponent
>>78224964
>bayern fans want poop back
ancelotti is that bad?
Actually I'm kinda pleased with the game anderkek is bringing
Was eine Scheißvorstellung um ehrlich zu sein
Bayern spielen Scheiße gegen einen Scheiße wie Fick Gegner
>>78225018
There's literally not one thing he improved compared to Pep
But bringing back Jupp Heynckes would be the best option obviously
Tatsächlich bin ich irgendwie zufrieden mit dem Spiel dass Anderkek bringt
>>78225056
>>78224997
danken u for the german uebersetzung
ffs tolisso
wat een kakvoorstelling om eerlijk te zijn
bayern speelt kak tegen een kak als neuk tegenstander
Es gibt buchstäblich nicht eine Sache die er im Vergleich zu Pep verbessert hat
Aber Jupp Heynckes zurückzubringen wäre offensichtlich die beste Option
>>78225087
*das
es bezieht sich hier auf *das Spiel*, deshalb nur ein s
wirst du schon noch lernen, ahmed
>tegenstander
>>78225066
Let it go Mehmet. He retired, that era is over. Just accept it and move on.
quel spectacle de merde pour etre honnete
bayern joue merde contre un adversaire merde comme nique
>playing vs 10
>still only 1 up
Buyern are finished, done
Embarassing to see their two 45 year old wingers struggling against a 10 man Anderlecht
ANDERLECHT
SUPER SLECHT
WANT DE KEEPER STAAT NIET RECHT
>>78225355
tell me buyern will score 2 more
>>78225398
they almost conceded a goal lel
What happened to Penaldowski? He's such a cheap Ronaldo copy these days, shitty celebrations, weird free kicks and penalty only goals included.
anderlecht 2 bayern 1 after a 97 min header
>>78225455
ye, this celebrations seems kinda cheap and fake lel
>>78225398
>kronor
>>78225455
Seems to me the rule change to allow for hesitation before the penalty kick leaves the goalkeeper barely any chance to save it. Just strange how only Lewandowski appears to have invested some time into practicing his little twitch before the shot
>>78225455
>>78225575
Building a brand, obviously.
>>78225656
yes boi, ive realized that but he could came up with something more natural; i really liked his classic celebration when he just power punched the air
>the city of bayern
>>78225770
BLEACHED
Srsly, why isn't Ancelotti playing with Boateng & Hummels?
Does he have such little regard for Anderlecht?
>>78225783
Everyone is doing it. He wanted something new.
>>78225800
Ancelotti gone by the end of this season and replaced by NAGELSMANNNN!
You heard it here first guys.
>>78226264
>mr. obvious news
Imagine anderkek being with 11, they'd fuck buyern up
>>78226264
hot take
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>>78226264
hot take
>>78226332
hot take
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>>78225398
how much is that in real money
>>78226356
hot take
BESCHISSEN WORDEN!
>>78226404
1 Swedish krona = 0.10 Euros
seriously one of the worst CL perfomances at home by Bayern I have ever seen
Just got refballed out of my clutch cl fantasy football Süle pick
Feels bad man
>>78226573
this
I feel beschissen worden now
This Schwule guy is pretty good.
>>78226667
#AncelottiOUT
#BringBackJupp
>stankchoo
>chipschoo
>the odor: sick
>the shaft
>sells
>honey
What a ridiculous team
>>78226667
he looks like Frankenstein's monster
#AncelottiOUT
#BringBackKlinsmann
Hoffenheim beat Bayern and Liverpool beat Hoffenheim.
Liverpool better than Bayern confirmed. Their yeer la.
>Boateng in
fucking finally
Boateng with aryan hair, I like it.
>>78226820
Liverpool rekt Bayern 4:0 in pre season
>>78226811
and Lell
>Müller in
2-3 Anderlecht confirmed
Has Incelloti made the Bundesliga great again?
>AfD says nobody wants to be Boateng's neighbor because he's black
>he responds by becoming blonde
aww, what an admirable effort :3
successful integration confirmed
>>78226857
unironically?
manchesthair city beat liverslip 5-0 so champions league final City 9 - 0 Bayern confirmed
poop really is a genius
>Bayern playing like shit
>Lewandowski criticizes Bayern's transfer policy
>Müller complains about being only a benchwarmer these days
>Ribery hates Ancelotti
RIP Bayern's team spirit
>Müllel
>Paris raping Celtic away 0-5
>we are only barely winning at home vs some red-carded meme team from Belgium
Ancelotti out!
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>Anderslecht
>RotSlechte Club Anderlecht
>Sporting losers Anderlecht
>>78227332
anderlecht is better than celtic tho
world class defending la
>>78227373
even when Anderlecht is one man down?
>when you lost interest in football so hard over teh last few years that you only just now realized that CL started today
Would never have thought that Ronaldo winning titles and English teams spending 80m on nobodies would destroy my love for this sport. Bayerns current squad being unlikeable as hell surely doesnt help, either.
It was offside desu, but then again that goal by Süle should've counted on the other hand, so it's all fair I guess
>>78225398
congrats
>>78227373
Not with this manager.
What a forgettable shit game.
No way Bayern will come anywhere close to winning the CL this season.
Even winning Bundesliga could be quite difficult this time with this uninspired team....
>>78227428
>not liking LCIM and Muller
>>78227504
We rumpelfußball again, bois.
>>78227504
>Even winning Bundesliga could be quite difficult this time
>>78227504
1st matchday group stage games are always forgettable desu
they're always against some shitty meme teams against whom it's practically impossible to lose for Bayern
Bayern hasn't lost a 1st matchday CL group game in 13 years
way too early to be making any serious projections for the rest of the season 2bh
>>78227332
i'm afraid guys, can we forfeit? it would be only 3-0 r-right? better than 7-1 ;-;