Man Utd vs Basel Match Thread

use this thread. the thread I made lacks effort. only made one because no one else had

meh guess it's the least boring game on /sp/

you now remember how basel cucked man utd out of the champions league 6 years ago

https://youtu.be/yd9ypsB-BSk

>>78222747
not this time my brown friend

>>78222671
wow. so fucking rude. hope United get beat now

>>78222768
well yeah tyrone, it is impossible for man utd to get eliminated today

good analysis, my nigga

Lindelof's season starts now

>young
>lindelof
>Blind (for important matches)
1-1 incoming

Rashford to score on another debut

>Young
>Lindelof

Zero chance of a cleansheet.

Basel always do well against English teams.

Based English Killer Basel, someone make a smug pepe on this topic tbqh

>>78223023
>>78223076
They didn't last year.

>getting raped 6-1 over two games by Wonga

Why does Pogba getting a haircut trigger people so hard?

>>78223146
because how dare he have fun

>>78223023
>>78223076
Tbh those Basel teams aren't really comparable to this one. All the players who had the potential to start for EL/CL challenges in other leagues are already there, and fewer of those player make up the squad every year. The only two in the starting lineup are Akanji and Elyounoussi, and maybe Vaclik. Then there's players who'd start for midtable/possibly challenging for EL teams in better leagues like Lang and Steffen. And the rest of them have either hit their ceiling at Basel, or are too old to move again.

>>78222747
I wish I'd already forgot

Basel have a dangerous team desu can see this being tight

In association with Gazprom.

>>78222747
>Smalling

>>78222747
>you now remember Cabral

>>78223231
>The Champions League is sponsored by Heineken, proud sponsors of the Champions League

>>78222747
There was also the 3-3 at home

>Welbeck x2
>Basel score 3 in like 15 minutes
>Young scores last minute equaliser

Shambles

What happened to >Moyes tripfriend?
Has Ellie forsaken >us forgood?

Liking Jose's black coat this season.

>Those kids reactions

Very cute desu

>de gay

>Dim kid not knowing to pick up the ball
Kek

>Hargreaves commentating
absolutely spectacular

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T R A F F L E

what is everyones HT snack?
Im gonna eat my wife's arse

Nice ball this year

GOOOOOOAL 1-0

Guys, i have to teach an English class starting at the half. Should I just show them this instead?

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>>78223448
The unbelievable taste of dominos

>>78223448
Was planning on eating your wife's arse

Surprised this is Lukaku's CL debut, he really got fucked over at Chelsea huh

>pookaka

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>>78223448
dads willies

KILL

MARTIAL

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>>78223448
Nuts and dried grapes

>>78223600
>Nuts
What kind?

>>78223604
ur dads

Not a lot of acknowledgment that >we've relied a lot on set piece goals so far this season.

>>78223614
he's had a vasectomy tho

>>78223448
I'll have some of your wife's arse as well mate, good choice

>>78223614
2 mums, la

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Ashley Young?

mata is worse than Rooney

>>78223650
Gotta remind the market he exists somehow, right guys?

does pogba have an open wound on his head?

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>>78223632
Eating is cheating

>TFM could have played tonight
>instead he's a Palace working under Woy

>>78223650
You now remember Luke Shaw is on 100k a week and isn't even considered for selection.

>fan in me wants to watch this game
>patrician in me wants to watch Barca Juv

>>78223728
injured

>>78223751
Well tell one of them to pull out and watch in a different room

>>78223751
you might aswell turn over. this has United high possession 0-0 written on it until at least HT

Why are english fans so shit? Nearly 10min have been played and I only hear basel fans on tv

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>>78223728
>You now remember Luke Shaw

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play the ball the marshall already wtf

Storm Aileen has arrived lads had to shut my windows

I thought lord ibra was ready to play again

>>78223857
>assuming a storms gender
rrrreeeee

haha im a sjw lads

>>78223905
January at the earliest

>>78222747
Heh, fucking cucks

>shitinacarwithryan

What the fuck is that Mkhi

>>78223918
Source?

>>78223905
He's probably coming around January, he's still recovering.

>Micky Mouse

>le armenian miss man

>>78223938
mouyes said it in an interview

what a build up that was

>that should-be assist
hnnnnnng

>get past 2 men
>shoot at keeper
come on pls Remus

Mata should really be playing every week.

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>>78223857
Time to get cosy, lads

pogba was wide open and lukaku opts to shoot. i dislike the guy more and more every game

>pogba injured
FUCKS SAKE

FUCKS SAKE

>Pogba injured
Season over

Pogba :(

>too intelligent to not get injured

FUCK SAKE

TIME FOR >CARRICK

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pointy elbow man time

2-3 weeks that injury, more than likely wont see him til after next internationals
Who do United play in that time?

IT'S OGRE

WERE DONE

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oh lord here he comes

>fellaini
this would be a great game for Carrick desu

Too early to put Elbows on, red card incoming

Nothing a bit of GH won't fix

>Fellani

Lol

POGBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78224103
My fave Ellie picture.

>>78224109
>Who do United play in that time?
Oxlade Chamberlain obvs

>carrot is still a man u player
How?

Should I watch this or the jewventus match?

based fellainho on

>>78224109
Everton H
Burton H (League Cup)
Southampton A
CSKA A
Palace H

Then Liverpool A after the break

>>78224098
>irepoo in-charge of understanding substitutions

>>78224166
Jewventus game is pretty slow atm

It's over now
Basel is going to destroy united

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how will basil cope

Whatever happened to Carrick...

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>78224109
Herrera

>>78224166
Bayern Anderlecht is the patrician's choice

>>78224140
>>78224165
>they don't rate big Mar
try understanding the game better dweebs

Either Mata creates something now or it's over. Martial has barely been in this.

>>78224166
what channel is jeepventus on?

>>78224109
Depends on how badly he tweaked it, still have Herrera, Carrick, Fellaini and Pereira capable of playing in Midfield, none quite as creative as Pogba mind

>>78224178
at least Carrick can come back in
>>78224215
utter shit against Stoke

should have scored that you armenian cunt

Fail

ah yes only took 5 games for the first big injury

fuck sake lads. recall pereira.

FUGG

TOO DUMB TO SCORE

>>78224223
I was talking about carrick

Mikishit

>le armenian miss man

>>78224254
>Pereira
gone on loan to Valencia

LEL

>>78224186
I was hoping for >Carrick

This is Liverpoop
>>78224265
>>78223923

>10 men in the box
>United will get blamed for playing shit football

>>78224244
Fox Sports 2.

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HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

>injuries and shit finishing

always wanted a repeat of last season

Should be 2-0 if Mhiki could actually hit the target

>Leng

why is Young captain over Smalling?

>>78224337
who would you want barking orders at you?

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you now remember Ashley Young

>>78224364
not Young

lads do i get rid of pogba in my fantasy team?

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>big injury
>all these misses

This has got 1-1 written all over it.

>>78224391
do it fast

>>78224334
he might be te greatest player in the world if not for that

>>78224391
cause all of them younger than young

What's the reputation of Manchester as a city in England?

>>78224426
best city in england lad

FUCKING REFBALL

>Pogba finally scoring and assisting on regular basis, makes an impact
>gets injured for 3-4 weeks

The United midfield is cursed.

>>78224423
What did he mean by this?

>>78224391
Wait till Friday for the press conferences see if he is available to play

>>78224396
>He thinks there will be goals
Anon, I...

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>>78224426
>a city in a city

Can you all stop bugging me on the spee discord server? I'm here now, stop worrying.

>>78224426
its a labour town (not the party but industry). lots of contractors i.e. plumbers electricians etc

>>78224391

I thought you killed yourself desu

We've been found out again. Fuck sake.

Zuffi has turned into an embarrassement to himself, his fans, his family and everyone around him

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>>78224439
Just like city is the best in manchester

>78224473

Not gonna even give you a (you) you slut

>Smalling
>Young
>Blind
>Lindelof
100% the defence I would never pick ever

>>78224551
Haven't had much choice with Bailly and Jones suspended

>>78224401
>>78224449
will he lose value

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How long until Fellaini booked? place your bets

>>78224556
I strongly question the legality of this image, let alone this person. And I'm Belgian.

If Pep and Klopp had a baby..

>>78224489
Stopped trying once he realised his NT chances were basically 0.

>>78224556
Mods

>>78224551

Bailly and Jones are both suspended lel

Valencia is better than Young though, but I'm guessing he needs a rest.

BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO BASED FELLAINHO

A P O L O G I S E

BASED TREE

BIG MANS FELLERS

>Chelsea already 2 up

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for me, its basil

Based fellaini

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J O S E

>Young assist to Fellaini goal
That late 2015 form makes a return

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>Young to Fellaini

UNSTOPPABLE

DI MARIA TRIGGERED BEYOND BELIEF

how can one man be so based

BIG MAC'D

LE TALL MAN HEDERS THE BALLLLLLLL

>>78224727
Against literally who FC. Basel is the Celtic of Switzerland at least.

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GO ON THE GONK

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>>78224618
Do you think the Basel crisis is a real thing. I mean that they will not win the league this year.

Pic related

>>78224727
>against a bag of carrots

POGBA REPLACED BY FELLAINI

Why is it so satisfying to see a headed Fellaini goal?

What a "peach" from Young, though. Always underrated.

Why has afro-man NEVER won the balloon door???

>decent midfielder who scores a bunch of goals
is Fellaini actually the new Lampard?

>young gets the ball clearly
>defender gets leg
>free kick to Basel and young yellow card
this ref has been shit desu

Amazing header.

Shades of Van Nistelrooy

Pogba will be sold back to Juve for 20 mil

>>78224645
Young can actually cross though, Valencia is much better defensively, but Young is better as a wing back.

>>78224796
Lampard was world class in his peak

Young actually contributes more in attack than Valencia. It's refreshing to see a fullback that can actually cross a fucking ball.

>>78224793
Young is ok when he simplifies his game

>>78224768
YB have been surprisingly not >YBing it up in the league so far, and their squad actually looks solid, so maybe they'll finally break the curse. Would be jokes if they ended up losing out to promoted Zurich though.

>Fellaini headed goal from Ashley Young cross

it's fucking LVG all over again

Don't worry lads, United's shitty defense will give away at least two goals.

>Scores a goal and then gets caught ball-watching in his own box
Fellaini is /ourguy/

>>78224829
yeah, one of the best MFs in the world for a time

but how does this affect the comparison?

>>78224556

l-lewd

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>Lampard was world class in his peak

>>78224750
You fucking obnoxious french canadians need to stop this meme.

based lindelofalof

>>78224843
why do you know so much about our league? do you watch it?

>>78224934
he's been pretty good today tbf

>>78224805
>young does a sliding studs up tackle from behind
>gets a yellow for it

please stop posting via a proxy, yank

*Fellaini cheat mode has been activated*

>>78224941
That's Johan Djourou, he uses /sp/

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In what world would that be acceptable this thing that has just happened now

>>78224843
Forte's Zurich reminds me of Benitez. They will end up with tons of draws. A safe spot in Europe but not enough for a trophy.

Martial needs to step it up today

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>1488

>>78225059
Been poor, made me laugh when ppl wanted him over Rashford

>>78224878
Lampard also never was just "decent" except during his last years. Same can't be said about Fellaini
>>78224900
>t. underaged faggot

>>78225059
Not being given much space so can't make the same runs he usually does.

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Hargreaves thinks Mkhitaryan has been great tonight.

God Mkhi is so weak sometimes

>>78225100
He's been great in the build up tbf

>>78225069
That first week in New York was great tbqh.

Barca washing Juve

>>78225100
He has been outside of his Finishing.

>>78225094
>Lampard also never was just "decent"
>except when he was just decent
alright then lad
point is that Fellaini is a top, top goalscoring MF and the possible reincarnation of Lamos

>>78224480
Does it still have that local patriotism that a lot of big cities lost?

>>78225149
I liked the dancing black guy

>>78225178
it's full of faggots and goths, so take a guess

just spoke to my ABU mate on the phone

he is dead

>>78225178
not really. more faux patriotism since the terrorist bombing in May

Should be 2 or 3 desu, hope it doesn't bite us up the arse later.

Why did the mods delete the picture of a young girl with clothes on

>Narcos advert relating to premier league football
.....
(hating the deal BT Sport have with Netflix desu)

Hi, I got gifted a 1 year membership in UTD back in 04. Can I claim to be a /lifelong/ customer?

that Mother film looks so stupid. JLaw can do better than Aronofsky the hack

Is United wearing a Europa winners patch?

>>78225326
You should claim customer status off the back of following Ibra and Rinderofu

>>78225164
With baby oil in a smooth caressing motion

s-slags?

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So how did pogba die this time?

>>78225480
sorry pal, /sp/ is dead

>>78225501
Went to tackle and tweaked his hamstring.

where are the half time slags?

>>78224109
>the loss of pogba
Oh no what a tragedy.

>>78225561
Id usually post em but busy eating my wife's arse

supermarket fish and chips for me. what are you eating, lad?

Based Basel will get a goal back

>>78225561
Tied up in my basement

Wtf are slags?

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Not gonna lie, former Basel supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Basel crash and burn.. But in all seriousness we can't let Mou correct the record.

>>78225672
Communist gobbledy gook for tarts and slappers

Fucking hell lads, there's some much better teams than us in the CL.

Barca and PSG are scary desu

>>78225701
It's not like the result wasn't given before the teams even arrived. If anything, Basel is doing great to keep the score respectable.

>>78225719
Whut???

>>78225721
nope. look how big the pitch is at old trafford and they are a sub elite team. we are tiring them out so can expect 2 to 3 goals in the last 20minutes when they are gassed out.

>>78225701
t. Bsc young boys

>>78225758
ignore him.

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>>78225721
>PSG

They'll be out in the first knockout round

>>78225721
They are up against teams sucking even worse. United did fine against the very best team at the start of the season.

>>78225766
Not bothered about Basel just talking about the quality of some of the other teams

>Neymar
>Mbappe
>Cavani
theyre gonna win it this year

>>78225721
I just want >us to get out the groups and get to the quarters at least. Though I won't mind losing in the R16 if it was against a top team, just as long as it isn't an embarrassing blowout. I want United to actually look good and spirited against the very best.

>>78225793
Yeah we did but RM and Man Utd try and play in a similar way

A Barca or PSG who are more attacking would open us up

Need a second goal.

Benfica winning

>>78225814
Everything else is pretty average outside of that though. Real have a better all around squad

>>78225814
>Cavani

LUKAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

lindelöf is fucking shit desu

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>>78225848
say no more senpai

LUKAKU

ayy big Rom

LUKAKU

HE LITERALLY CAN'T STOP SCORING

>>78225870
Good, hope Benfica and Us both cruise through, easiest way through desu

This Lukaku lad might be good at football.

LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TELL MY MAN SHUT UP

I have to say, I doubted Lukaku for that price. But if he carries on like this....

6 in 6 worth every penny

PERRO LUCACU

BLACKED

>Swiss defending

>even the corner kicks are poorly defended

Damn this Super League season could be good

Who knew that crossing the ball well would result in our huge players scoring headers?

What are these short corners tho? They have a massive squad, whip shit in motherfuckers!

I realise they have two goals out of it, but whatever, these are LVG tactics.

BLACKED AGAIN

I'M A BIG MAN WITH A BEARD HOW THE FUCK CAN I

Class finishing, exactly what we needed, signing of the season

How many corners have we fucking scored this season unreal hahahahaha

>>78225953
Has actually been really good they've just been fucked on crosses

Lukaku now cost £11m/goal. Cheaper than Di Maria already

>>78225977
MAN IN YOUR NET?

>>78225814
Fuck this shit
What other game is shown here? No pay tv pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

This referee is a fucking joke

>>78225980
5th goal from a corner this season. This isn't sustainable.

>>78226000
It's on jewbook mountain jew

United are winning the champions league. Screenshot this.

>>78225843
It's not like United is managed by the guy who cucked that playstyle with Inter. RM is way more dangerous due their flexibility and ability to play any kind of game. Barca and PSG would depend on individual brilliance. I am more worried about teams like Juve or Buyern.

>>78225972
>crossing to big forwards is LVG tactics
Wut?

>>78225999
BACKUP KEEPER

Very 90's Football tonight

>both goals have been by a Belgian

Red Devils indeed

>>78226040
Im going off the logic same as last year that they look so shit at times theyre bound to win something big

>>78226080
Activates my almonds

Lads, you know when you need to fart and you can tell it's massive one because your stomach feels like someone's shoved a bicycle pump up your arse and inflated your colon, but it just won't come out? I'm right there.

Anyway, football. Slags. Lads.

Too easy for Barca

>>78226035

We should just play for corners desu la

>Vaclik & Suchy
>lose World Cup possibilities because of an offside goal against Germany
>lose Champions League possibilities because you're being found out in the first match
>lose league opportunities because psychological damage inflicted by the CL
>realize your manager has never managed a professional team and isn't the next Zizou

It's a perfect storm

Barca 2-0 Juve

heh

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I'm Stormzy and I just scored a goal. Ask me anything you cucks.

>>78226112
>pooventus

>>78226041
Re-read my post, bub.

>>78226136
thats a paki hand mate

>>78226041
Yeah, having Mourinho as our coach gives me a subtle confidence, I just knew we would win the EL final, cos when it comes to massive games, Mou teams find something even against teams with alot of flair, they dig in

>>78226136
Why are you wrists so hairy

>>78226156
dont insult me like that

>>78226185
I'm a big black man so high test

>>78226136
fuck off paki

>>78226185
disgusting paki genes

LUKAK--

almost lads

>>78226212
How can i prove im not a paki? im just a light skinned black guy

CSKA equalise

>>78226242
>how can I prove Im black
if only there was another definitive biological aspect attached to your race

>>78226242
u have the hands of a woman m8, also u look paki

Blind has been class tonight, why the fook did he start Darmian vs Stoke?

Mkhitaryan you little prick

United would be nowhere if Mourinho didn't take pity on them. There is a clear case of the manager bigger than the club at both Manchester clubs.

>>78226271
>Britbenders

>>78226280
Stop hating on my pretty hands.

>>78226271
How can you call yourself a straight man and ask for a dick pic

based ref realised he'd be ABU first half and a United fan second half

de gea is GOAT

>>78226269
Round of 16 here we come

he should have gone down

you now remember Van Wolfswinkel scored once for Norwich and never again

>>78226288
Just hope he doesn't play Darmian on the left side again when Blind and Shaw are both fit and available.

>>78226294
Same with Klopp. You realize when he fails and is run out of town there is no one bigger than him to take over at Liverpool.

how is THE WOLF so bad?

this basel team is absolute fucking shit

it's a disgrace teams like this are in the CL while teams like Swansea and other PL teams are not.

Martial has been almost invisible.

Rashford when?

Mmmm Martial looks all sexy

>>78226294
>Côte d'pəˈtātō

Here is your (you)

>>78226294
Mou wanted to be United coach since SAF was in charge

>>78226392
He's the wolf's WINKLE (meaning tiny dog dick)

FIRE IN THE PARK

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I have just realised that the inferior one plays CL

>Martial

>>78226407
They've started the season badly

Lukaku score moar pls.

>2-0 down
>take off your striker
are Swiss tactics elite?

>>78226407
Swans would get dicked 5-0 by United

Paul Pierce should clear the contrarian cum out of his throat tbqhf