I know the game hasn't started yet, but fuck it. We already

>implying anyone watches nfl anymore
>in 2017
Great thread.

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>tfw cuck Patriots in the owl a third time

>Eli "Defense Babby" Manning
Nah. Cowboys take this one.

>>78184163
>Dak "0-2 against the Giants" Prescott

Who's starting next to Collins at safety?

>>78184540
>Eli "Can't win the division in the Prescott Era" Manning

>>78184713
>Sam "Has literally only been one good year" Prescott

Don't ruin it you autists.

>>78185725
*Dak
Fucking autocorrect

>>78185725
>Eli "Has literally never had a good year" Manning
>Eli "Carried to Superbowls by defense" Manning

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>masterrace

When?

>falseflagging Cowshits fan trying to give us bad luck

Fuck off

Fuck both of your shifty teams, but fuck the cowgirls even more.

>>78187395
I meant to say shitty, but shifty applies to your teams as well.

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Preview for tonight

Nice try

You realize that great defense isn't going to hold up all game, right? When it's the middle of the third quarter and the Giants haven't even scored 14 points yet, they'll collapse from exhaustion and the Cowboys will pile it on.

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>>78185725
>Sam

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I just leave this here.

>>78192090
Oh baby, it's on now. OBJ is literally the only person on that offense worth a shit. Eli would have already retired if the Giants hadn't drafted Beckham. Nobody else has his ability to grab Eli's shitty throws and turn them into touchdowns. Brandon Marshall certainly doesn't.

>>78192090
>no memenig
>no Sterling Semona
>top receiver is the ghost of Brandon Marshall
Safe to say the Cowboys have this.

>>78192146
>>78192180
Sterling Shepard and they will throw it to Evan Engram

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>>78192263
>Evan Engram
who?

Dallas would have won even if OBJ was playing.

Now the Giants will just use this as an excuse.

>>78192280
6'3
252 pounds
4.42 forty, faster than Beckham
Size of a tight end, route running and hands of a WR
Too big for corners
too fast for LBs

>>78192090
>AT&T
>one bar
>below 50% battery
>location services enabled
>using up data
>not on Wifi
>Cowboys lock screen

Want to know how I know you're poor?

>>78192263
Has it dawned on you yet that Eli's time is up? The Giants could have all the weapons in the world and it wouldn't matter. He's finished. He's gone to shit a few years earlier than Peyton, but then, he was never as good as Peyton, either, so it's only fair.

>>78192350
>all that hype for a literal who
this is all GNatsfags have I guess lmfao

>>78192434
The was the best TE in college and he's playing th shitty Cowboys defense.

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>>78192459
>the best TE in college
>in college
just like Robert Aguayo, but for kickers, eh?

>>78192480
Aguayo wasn't the best kicker in college.

>>78183935
> Midget's score 3 points

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OHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHO

>>78192504
Nope only the most accurate kicker in NCAA history.

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this spooky ride will never end

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>>78186442
>>78187395
>>78192263
>>78192459
You were saying?

NOT SO FAST POO YORK