/sp/ Confessions thread Confess your /sp/ sins here >I leave

>>78150978

You're kind of a dick. not going to lie about that either.

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My secret is that I love Rakitic

>>78150978
>I think football (soccer) should have it's own board

/gay/ - Soccer and Wrestling
That'd fix both /sp/ and /asp/

>>78151050
Yeah lying is bad mkay

>>78150978
Me and my best friend once got so excited about a Rogerio Ceni freekick goal that we gave each other blowjobs at São Paulo F.C stadium restroom

Both of us are not gay and have gf/wife

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>>78150978
My secret is that I'm not fucking retarded, and I realise that I'm not going to become emotional over some sports team.

It's a game, get over yourself.

>>78151089
Gross

>>78151139
why is he so smug?

>>78151139
>My secret is that I'm not fucking retarded

>He has to keep his retardation a secret because he's too retarded to tell everyone he's not retarded when they ask

>>78151173
Because he has a bright pink dick

>>78151192
>unironically too retard
lel

I enjoy the premier league and anticipate it every weekend

I wake up at 7:55 to watch the early game

>>78151356
What's your team?

>>78151440
You'll just call me a plastic cunt but I live in NYC so that gives you a hint maybe

>>78151192
hahaha so funny, you wouldn't say that to my face while km watching footy with the lads cunt

i post using a proxy in soccer threads, feels good to not get called out because my flag

>>78151139
So this is the infamiuse BBC everyone is talking about?

>>78151483
Man city kek

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>>78151566

>>78151127
Cringe

>>78151639
I honestly don't care what reason a person has for picking a team to support as long as they don't change their team because they have a bad couple of years or even relegated or something.

I recently started supporting Inter Milan because i used to really like them on pes 4,5 and 6 on ps2. I wanted a Serie A team to root for.

>>78151127
Did you both cum in each others mouths?

I'm an /a/utist who comes here for /prem/ and game threads.

>>78151484
>hahaha so funny

Aww thanks babe

>I am usually posting in NFL threads (except the general) and I am treated better than americans posting in euro footy threads
>FUCK GENERALS

>>78151784
We know

>>78151724
Been with them since 2008 if you believe

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>>78150978

I am a lifelong browns fan

>>78151858
From the beginning then

>>78151762
Yeah, there was no toilet papers left so he had to clean each others cock the best way we could. Things we do for our friends, right? Haha.

>>78151704
Jealous much?

>>78151867
I was too until they became a glorified expansion team in 1999. Stuck with the Pats ever since with no looking back.

I enjoy the flame wars so much that I'll often jump on a proxy and act butthurt to encourage people to talk shit.

Even when I don't know anything about the sport or the team in question.
A couple of nights ago, I was shitting it up as a butthurt Patriots fan. I've never watched a full NFL game in my life.

I just like the rage.

>>78151972
Yeah haha, it's not gay cause you guys were caught up in the emotion of the free kick, sport is a passionate game.

I'm a halal customer

>>78152121
Some people just want to watch the world burn

I've never been to a major professional game.

>>78152245
Same

My secret is i really am socially autistic and have no friends I wasn't just memeing

>>78152201
I like Real Madrid and Barcelona

>>78152350
>I wasn't just memeing

- Anon September 2017


You should use that as your epitaph on your tombstone

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>>78152350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM

>>78152433
Holy shit

I can't stand cristiano ronaldo and unironically dont rate him above messi

I have a massive folder of spreadsheets and word docs of casual fuckhead """"""""""opinions"""""""""" on /sp/ that I use for data to bet against. /sp/ is statistically, mathematically wrong, and would lose massive amounts of money to Vegas if the shitters that posted here actually put their money where their mouth is.

I use this to bet against the dumbfuck majority and make money. This doesn't go for only /sp/ though. I use friends, family, hot take tv pundits, or whatever will express a pattern.

But at its core, if a game is even money, and 80% of /sp/ takes A, I will bet B literally every time and win more often than not, about 62%. This is incredibly good for win total O/Us. Example: every year /sp/ has the Texans going 4-12 (see everyone's nflplayoffpredictors) and 5 of the last 6 years they've finished 9+ wins, not only shattering the dumbfuck 4-12 take, but finishing over the usual Vegas ~7.5-8.5 O/U.

Basically /sp/ is stupid (because everyone everywhere is stupid). And if you devote your supercharged autism to this fact you can reliably make money every year.

>>78152579
Messi is the best player in history, Ronaldo is great, if he could have combined his raw speed and dribbling at United with his shooting, attack positioning and goal scoring ability at Madrid then he would have been on the same level as Messi imo

i take naps with my best friend

>>78152622
i want to believe you and your smell test methodology is popular with sharps.
that 62% number - what's your "n"? what % of your roll do you play each "n"?

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>>78150978
i have little interest in most sports yet come here frequently to enjoy /sp/'s bantz, board culture and may mays.

>>78151098
ideal solution is ideal.

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>>78153711
>i want to believe you
don't do this