>European stadia don't have slides
well shit. pack it up, lads. Americans have won
Scousers probably killed Italians and/or themselves with slides back in the day resulting in stadium slide bans. Fuck them.
>>78121129
I'm with Bernie's Dugout
>>78121129
I think I'm too much of a pussy to even consider riding that slide.
To busy watching the game to be arsed with that, they probably charge to go on too.
If they had a few to get off the top of the stand that'd be sweet, quick way down; although I suspect some lads would use it as a loo
>>78121129
why even live
fuck sake
how 2 get a greencard?
>Europeans stadia don't have metal fences for crushing because of hillsborough
ha ha
Where's that one gif of green goblin flying down in that stadium in Portugal?
>>78121348
>>78121212
funny thing is, it's not even for the fans to use. it's for a retarded mascot to slide in when someone hits a home run. that's all he does.
>tfw so jealous of slides you make one
>>78121507
>I told you about stoke bro
>>78121507
>DON'T JUST GET A DEGREE GET A....
What did they mean by that?
>>78121482
This is the most American thing I've ever read.
>>78122314
Fahrenheit?
>>78122339
It's not even the most american thing you'll ever read in this thread. Watch me:
>funny thing is, it's not even for the fans to use. it's for a retarded mascot to slide in when someone hits a home run. that's all he does. NOW WITH EXTRA SAUCE; only at Burger King.
>>78122547
-0.1/10 that didn't even add anything to the humour it just killed the pacing
He used to go down the slide into a giant mug of beer. That giant mug is now displayed at Lakefont Brewery.
t. Brewers season ticket holder since '98
>>78122606
Well, you don't add anything to the world and should really kill yourself.
Here is the old one. It was much more comfy
>>78122858
>looks like a minor league stadium
>but parking lot is full
Today is a sad day.
>>78123374
The old one was built in '53. Man this is giving me feels.
>you will never be able to set foot in your team's shitty old stadium again.
>>78122339
at astros games there's a fat guy that sits in a train throughout the entire game and drives it 20ft down a track everytime they hit a homerun
>>78124175
>shitty
Did you typo'd "comfy"?
>>78122858
>that giant beer mug
absolutely based
>>78124268
the giant beer mug and little Bavarian themed hut was comfy since Wisconsin population was like 90%+ German ancestry at that point. The memories at the old stadium are great, but the actual stadium was old and basic.
>>78121482
>>78122339
He used to slide down into a mug of beer, because the city of Milwaukee has a strong beer heritage. When they built the new stadium, they decided the beer mug wasnt "family friendly" enough so they took the mug away and now it's just a slide.
So yeah it's stupid as fuck but it wasn't always that stupid.
>doesn't have season tickets for his teams pool
Euros have better atmosphere, Americans have better stadiums
It makes sense
>>78124497
is there a pool left in America that doesn't have a mexican in a t-shirt in it at all times?
>>78122858
>>78124175
I was only 8 in county's last season but still remember running around with my brothers in the outfield bleachers trying to get in a spot we'd think a homerun was gonna be hit or wandering behind the bullpens trying to get a free ball l. Miss county it was way more comfy than Miller ever could be