/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Rindt edition

first for max

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nth for /team Patricija/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76RT24PJBkw

https://it.motorsport.com/f1/news/la-renault-sceglie-sainz-la-williams-offre-una-chance-a-kubica-949591/
some Italian guy I've never heard of says Kubica, Wehrlein and Perez are candidates for Massa's seat
>Di Resta

There is literally nothing wrong about enjoying the taste of raw onions.

>>78064549

Savage.

>>78064256
Not as premature as Germany

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>>78064549

>>78064414
Isn't there that age thing that means it can't be Wehrlein?

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>>78064586

He needs to eat even more raw onions.

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>>78064352
>Comments are disabled for this video.

>>78064620

Good point.
He'll be 23 in October, Martini contract reportedly requires one driver >25.

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Do you think he can still get boners?

>>78064734
no

>>78064734
Surgeons inserted a valve to artificially pump blood into his corpus cavernosum so Corrina can ride him

>talk about new system for penalties for engines at races
Why not scrap loosing places and make it so a race that you take a penalty is worth less points to that driver. What's the most grid positions you can lose in one race? Make it so you only score the nearest whole number (0 included) of *grid positions that would be lost*/(*greatest number of grid positions you can possibly lose*+10) that way the driver still can race for their usual result but the team and their championship are punished for taking penalties. And the lower team's can still get a point or so as well. Maybe even chuck on a fine on top because they seem to want to do the charity meme.

https://youtu.be/a6X-VyNPZac?t=4s

>>78064734
>>78064734
https://youtu.be/jrgeGFqYWcY

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>>78064921
If penalty, team livery is replaced with [insert meme]

>>78065603
>for every penalty 1 random sponsor is taken off the uniform and car and replaced by the next image posted in the /f1/ thread

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>>78065657

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ricciardo bless
press f to pay respects to inagua, even all the flamingos flew away

>>78064921
the team principal gets dunked in a tank of semen and urine

half a metre high for every new component above the limit

>>78066030
>>78066069

>>78052747

>>78065657
>A storm of BBCs posted on /f1/ half a second after a penalty is announced

>>78066069
>Claire orders immediate engine changes after every session

>>78065911
cheked

Thoughts on Mclaren Porsche

Nobody is talking about how well Vandoorne was driving when he was in 7th at Monza. Dude has incredible pace but such a shit car. Either McHonda needs to step their shit up by the end of the season or I would hate to watch more talent be wasted.

>>78066545
Porsche won't do it. They are a stand alone company like ferrari and mercedes.

>>78066545
delet this

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>>78066689
We repress those sad memories.

>>78066888
hugging the only decent part of the car sadly

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Would you impale her?

>>78066979

>/b/ tier shitpost

Wehrlein will leave F1 after this season... Mark my words.

>>78066545
won the WC in 1984 and 1985 with Lauda and Prost respectively

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>>78066979
her face isn't nearly small enough for her head

>>78066979
wouldn't mind hitting her with my rock if you can follow my skiing line ;^)

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>Alonso to sign for Williams on a 3 year contract.
>Contract allows for participating in Le Mans and Indy 500.
>Alonso works his magic getting a mediocre car into wins and threatening for the championships.
>Sponsor and higher championship position revenue increases for Williams.
>Alonso wins Le Mans and the Indy 500 a couple of times.
>Porsche enters F1 in need of experienced drivers and Alonso tops the bill at the right time.
>Williams, McLaren or a Porsche factory team goes on to have an easymode car like RBR/Merc.
>4 or 5 WDC's in a row easymode style and then a couple more with rule changes that evens the field, but old man Alonso is still miles ahead of any other driver anyway.
>Vettel and Hamilton(with Ron Dennis skewing results) join Alonso but suffer the faith of being exposed like Massa and Kimi did.
>Retires as undisputed GOAT, writes a tell all book that puts all the British press fairy tales to rest.

>>78067197
Alright Toto, at least be subtle when you realise he isn't good enough to match Hamilton

>>78068271
>Assuming his career will last longer than 2 more seasons

>>78064620

Between Martini's and Papa Stroll's requirements I think the only one of those drivers that fits is Kubica.

>>78068344
When your talent is so superior, aging is not an issue. It will take decades for his body to degrade to the talent level of current F1 drivers.

At Monza in 2017:
>Palmer cut the chicane to not lose a place to Alonso
>Palmer later retired with an engine problem
>Alonso said this is "karma"

Meanwhile, Alonso has:
>participated in race fixing
>blackmailed his team boss for preferential treatment, resulting a 100 million dollar fine and the teams disqualification from the WCC
>blocked his teams pitbox during qualifying in an attempt to ruin his teammates qualy run
>destroyed the morale at every team he's been a part of
>retired from 19 races in the last 3 years due to engine problems

Really makes you think...

>>78068794
wtf i hate alonso now

>>78069306
>now

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So it turns out that David Schumacher, son of Ralf Schumacher, is more talented that Mick Schumacher.

F4 next season btw

>>78068794
I know. That despite all the challenges forced upon him he has managed to maintain being the best driver in the sport for over 10 years.

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>>78069528
Although I will admit he had one qt wag and let her drift away.

Still, better than Hamilton.

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>>78069577
>>78069664

>>78069719
YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING

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>>78069664
>let her drift away.

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>Kvyat bought Kelly gifts
>Fishnet tights

How can people not like him?

>>78070156
>M
>having a fat gf

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>>78070156
>Kyvat like women in fishnets

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>>78070156
>Joe bought Lee a gift
>it's Palma

>>78070197
it's not the American-sized "medium" you buy for Victoria, Jos

nice meme friendo

>>78070297
>>78070251

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fresh from reddit, guys!

>>78070704
>a storm specifically to get rid of you
there is a god

>>78070704
I'm going to the Dominician Republic on September 15th. Am I fucked?

>>78070704
>Rick and Morty

Worst fanbase of anything. Period.

>>78070914
I started to believe in god when I realized the sea is going to swallow you.
Don't know why he'd want to get rid of Bahamabro though. God sure works in mysterious ways.

>>78070958
>Dominician Republic
you're fucked regardless of whether or not there's a hurricane, that place is shit
>>78071023
you mean rick and reddit

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>>78071033

>tfw
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>78071033
you'll flood before we do

>>78071023
Yes, which is a shame because the show is unironically good, at times. Hopefully they act more like South Park or bojack and not conform to the dumb fans, like family Guy

>>78071064
Kek'd. Is it really that bad?

>>78071126
Good post

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>>78067904
>>78067946
what about now?

>>78071674
>Kek'd. Is it really that bad?
yes, it borders haiti

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>>78071707
I've made a horrible mistake then
Ricciardo bless though

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>>78070704
Only one man can stop a storm of such magnitude

RELENTLESS

>>78070156
People do like him.

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>>78072627

How can people not like him? = some misguided people don't like him
How can people not like him? =/= no one likes him

>>78072155
BRACING

>>78064549
t. Tony Abbott

>>78070156
Based DK

Hope he enjoyed the fuck they had.

>>78071973
Don't let him it you, Dominicana is 1000x better than b*hamas

>>78073587
wew glad I just refreshed for this
you're unironically retarded if you believe that

>>78073638
wait it was bait
well played guatemala

>page 5
fucks sake auscunts get up you lazy cunts

>>78075128
alright love keep your hair on

well at least one of you answered.

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>>78075128

>being awake before midday

Get your shit together strayacunts

>>78068794

Honestly while there's a part of me that wants to feel sorry for Alonso, as it would be nice to see a three way title fight (assuming McLelren have a good chassis). But every time I think of 2008, and the race fixing mess he somehow didn't know about, I'm almost happy he's suffering. You're going to tell me that when Renault told Fernando that he's going super light on fuel, he just accepted that without question? They'd have no historical data on SC's, and it would just be such a gamble. I'd doubt he'd be willing to just accept that plan on a lark like that.

Honestly it's one of the worst examples of cheating in the sport. I'm fairly sure Alonso didn't come up with the idea, but Alonso knew about the plan when he got into the car that day. People say Schumi was a cheat/dirty for hitting JV, so what does that make Alonso? Had that not happened, Felipe Massa would have won the 2008 WDC. I know that they can't remove the result from the record, but fuck I wish they could, however that would change the title results from 2008. It's fucking nonsense honestly.

>>78075796
>not wanting to be up in the morning for a run down the beach while it's still chilly.

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>>78075796
I even set an alarm for 8:30 got up for a coffee but then fell back asleep, here now boys

>page 4

what was the name of that alternate autism F1 season again and where can I find it?

hi

when will amx admit that it's his fault and he should stop being such a whiny kid

>>78078112

I was going to make bantz about when he grows the fuck up and stops being a dumbfuck teenager, but apparently that's only 3 and a bit weeks away.

Good: We won't have to endure the media jerking off over him being a "hurr hurr teenager wonderkid" anymore
Bad: 20th birthday is on the Saturday of the Malaysia GP, so SkyF1 is going to be fucking insufferable that weekend

>>78078493
Good: He'll suffer another DNF

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Who up

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Alonso is a cheat who rats on his own team

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>>78080025

Good post.

>>78080104
really gets my engine blowing

>>78080104
>good post
>factually incorrect
Pick one.

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>>78080183

>At Renault, knowingly, willingly, and successfully participated in a plan to fix a race. At McLaren, threatened to divulge to the FIA details about McLaren's "mole" inside Ferrari, and possession of Ferrari chassis blueprints, unless Ron gave him special treatment
>factually incorrect
Pick one

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how sorry were those raris at home

>yfw it's a rain race in Singapore

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>>78080296

>tfw Singapore FP1 starts 2 bongs later than normal time
>tfw have to wait slightly longer for more F1

FUGG

>>78070704
More like Ricciardo and Morty

>>78080416
what you talking about m8. it only start 30 minutes later

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>>78080456

>>78080470
Practice 1: 18:30 as per f1.com

>>78080470
Kek why would fp2 end at 0100. Doesn't make sense.

>>78080509
Which one is it cunts

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>>78080416
>>78080456
>>78080470
>>78080509
>>78080514

From the race schedule on singaporegp.sg

Singapore local time. +2 for AEST

>>78080509

Interdasting.
Singapore GP site has it as the earlier time.
http://www.singaporegp.sg/eventguide/raceschedule

Maybe they moved it forward.

>>78080514
They changed Singapore practices from last year didn't they? All the drivers complained that the early session was pointless.
FP1 is during a more relevant time and FP2 is still the "race" session.

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>>78080547

>>78080557
>>78080548
>>78080547
>>78080514
>>78080509
>>78080470
>>78080456
>>78080416

foxtel schedule has FP1 coverage starting at 1815 AEST which indicates earlier time.

There is some cunt that is wrong because all the F1.com info on different pages indicate 1630 local is fp1 start time. Same with Singapore GP official site.

>>78080584
>Provisional

>>78080591
>tv-coverage starts earlier than actual practice/race
huh!

>>78080601
try and read between the lines and have a hard think what I mean.

There is only small pre-coverage on Friday and starts just before Fp1.

Why would there be 1hr 45 minute build up to Fp1 lol

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>>78080591
Sky F1 coverage starts 30 mins before the session for practice and Qualy. Pic related is SkyF1's coverage. It is not the same as F1calendar.com

>>78080625
if it starts 30 minutes before fp1 that would make the start time 5pm Singapore time. Which makes our current options 430, 5 and 630 Singapore time. fukkin lol

some cunt just post when it has started

>>78080654
On Friday I will post what our local coverage which is also SkyF1, they don't do the online tv guide more than a week in advance. If skyF1 & NZ sky coverage are for the same times I would say that's the time.

>>78080678
righto cheers cobber

>Sky F1 assured us that the McLaren-Renault would be announced by now

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>>78080442

>>78080801

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo

>>78075796
This grill looks like anita and it gives me a complex. I wish she'd peg me I wonder how much.

>>78080815

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7juWGQza5c

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>>78071265
BoJack is great. Too bad I seem to be the only one who's watched it over here.

>>78081202
Metalocalypse was pretty good. I think that was the only Adult Swim show I watched though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-6MYnGKIas

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>Make america great again

Is Dany Ricc the most based?

https://youtu.be/2iE81lZrRjA?t=1342

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>>78078493
>that weekend

Also post moar Rindt

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From the forum of Joe 'always wrong' Saward.

Renault should take Honda engines.

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Reminder that FKino isn't on at Singapore but at Jerez during the Japanese F1 week-end

>tfw we have to literally wait a full month to see kino again

>>78070229
kek

It's quite possible that Hamilton breaks Schumacher's win record, especially if Mercedes doesn't kick him out at 36 like Ferrari did with Michaels.
The 7 WDCs record is a different story though, especially if Vettel wins this season.

>>78081482

Is he around 50 wins? I guess it would take more than 3 season to win 40 more and in 2021 anything can happen and end up like Alonso

>>78081482
I hope neither of those cucks beats any more of potato goats records.

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>>78069664
Saying that, JB did similar.

Was talking to some dude at uni today about F1 and accidentally called max verstappen 'amx'.

This fuckin site has destroyed me socially.

>>78081560
>talking with other people about /f1/
why are you cheating on us?

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>>78081560
My dad has started pointing out tractor cunts if he watches a race. He will sometimes hum the Jaws theme if it's just lurking in the background

>>78081560
Did you ever bwoah?

>>78081583

>tfw no hilariously edgy as fuck dad

>>78081583
lucky.

mine just sits on the couch going "who's that?" whenever the camera changes to another car, even when the graphic pops up in the bottom left.

>>78081605
Lucky.

Mine lives thousands of miles away so I just sit on the couch and remember my happier days spent watching it with my family.

>>78081618
Lucky.

Mine literally wanted my mother to abort me and never even acknowledged me.

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>>78081618

Maybe if you were a better son he wouldn't have moved so far to get away from you.

This just gets sadder and sadder.

>>78081630
Ouch. Even when the graphic pops up in the bottom left?

>>78081634
I moved away ya silly bollocks.

>>78077656
https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/list-of-alternative-formula-1-world-drivers-champions.222226/

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>>78081658

>1994 – Ayrton Senna (BRA) Williams-Honda

>>78081513
her face has really swollen up too. would not fuck

>>78081560
I've got the same symptoms. I always think in /f1/ terms. Last weekend I too started saying it out loud. "It will be MWL for the rest of the season". Of course I had to explain myself..

>>78081658
Nice one lad. Been looking for that for a bit

>>78081618
Lucky. Mine lives 5 minutes away so I just sit on the couch and remember I only like watching television alone.

>>78081658
>>78081672
>list of things that didn't happen
>1993 – Uyko Katayama (JPN) Williams-Honda
Fucking wat

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>>78081796
Keep digging friend. This things is a gold mine

>>78081801
>Lel-la fucking Lombardi
The Tigress of Turin is the first woman to win a Grand Prix (she did that in ‘75), and 1979 she shocked everybody with 3 wins in a wild championship season that came down to the final race. She is one of six women who has won a Formula 1 Grand Prix. Other winners: Divina Gallica (’81), Michele Mouton (’85), Victoria Butler-Henderson (’95), Vanina Ickx (’01), Katherine Legge (’10), it is expected that Danica Patrick will join this list as she joins Lewis Hamilton at Stewart/Tyrrell in 2012.

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>>78081807
Oh by the way...Where is Damon? Graham's son is considered "The greatest man on 2 wheels, PERIOD". Hill is a 16-time motorcycle world champion, and led the transition into the MotoGP format. Hill was tapped to replace Bernie Eccelstone as chairman of the FOA after Eccelstone was indicted on allegations of securities fraud.

>1998 – Perry McCarthy (GBR) Jordan-Mercedes (14)

>manor files.zip
>LASER.WAV
was there anything interesting in those files lads? can't run .exe here

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>>78081658
>2010 – Mark Webber (AUS) Brock HDT-Holden
fucking yeah

>>78081821
Jesus, the "Where are they now?" bit is off the chart
>"When you a see a gap on the track, you have to take advantage of that gap and make that pass. Its the same way in the Church. I see a gap between what we say in mass, but how we act in society in regards to peace and social justice. We as a community of faith have to fill that gap with real action. If we don't do that then we can't truly call ourselves people of faith in God." -- Dr. Ayrton Senna to Fatima Bernandes, on Jornal Nacional, December 9, 2011 on the Archbishop of Sao Paulo criticizing Senna for Senna criticizing President Serra's planned rollbacks of social service spending.

>>78081857
this is a true WTF. This is autism from a hole other level.

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Oh yeah for that one Aussie lad who was asking about Hearts of Iron. Actually found my old copy of 1 still in working condition somehow after years of being stuck in a cupboard

>>78081924
FUCK I loved that game. HoI2 was better, made the tech tree a lot easier to manage

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>Alonso spent 5 years at Ferrari and didn't win a single WDC

>>78081658
Based singabro.

>>78081658
>2010 – Mark Webber (AUS) Brock HDT-Holden (17)
>(17) Taking advantage of some loopholes in the aerodynamics rules, Mark Webber and Peter Brock caught all of Formula 1 with their collective pants down like Braun GP did OTL.

I'm devastated I never lived in this universe.

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>>78081683
Don't care. Is pregnant, would utterly destroy.

>>78081959
Karma

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Giancarlo Minardi and Alonso at Monza.

God I miss Minardi so much

>>78082036
Baby's view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzOzWgM-fHo

>>78082049
they're still there as Toro Rosso but not being the slowest car by around 1 second or so

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>>78082056

Giancarlo is not there anymore

>>78082062
during the last seasons it was more a Paul Stoddart thing afaik

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Hmmm

>>78082198
In contrast JB has always been more loyal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlZdBQRcE_Y&gl=SG&hl=en-GB

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Which current driver is most likely to show up on To Catch A Predator?

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guys, I received my new pyjamas for comfy f1

>>78082299
Ericsson

>>78082301
Will you stop being a casual and watch f1 in a sleeping bag while sipping on fruity tea?

>>78082301
nice

I just had a wank.

>>78082299
Vettel. After winning so many titles with illegal cars has the delusion of invincibility. Also that Bieber style he rocked was most likely bait

When will the Monaco grand prix be finally dropped, it's the most boring track in modern formula 1
Go ahead name a more boring track, I'll wait

>>78082393
Silverstone

>>78082393
silverstone

>>78082393
Albert Park, Shanghai, Marina Bay, Bareclona-Catalunya, Sochi Autodrom and Monza.

There.

>>78082388
>Vettel. After winning so many titles with illegal cars..
You spelled Hamilton wrong

>>78082393
Tracks aren't boring. Rigged championships are.

>>78082393
baku

>>78082414
This. It's the Michael Jackson story all over again.
>inb4 he dindu anything, he just fiddled them
>muh thriller
sick psycho

>>78082393

Silverstone
>MUH MAGGOTS

>>78082411
Albert Park is the best track on vidya

F1 at Silverstone is easily the worst sporting event of the year in any country and any sport desu

>>78082393
Sochi. It already is the most boring.

>>78082404
>>78082408
>>78082481
>>78082568
Good posts

>>78082619
Sochi is GOA77AS turf though so it stays.

>>78082393
Baku, Marina Bay, Melbourne, Monaco

Anybody see a pattern here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFZSxX1yOj0

>>78082684
>gimi-bottas side-by-side
noice

Mexico and Hungary are the worst

every track is fucking boring, because F1 is boring

>>78082684
2017 Italian Grand Prix | Best On Bottles
https://youtu.be/31CuA_qNl3w

Wow, so gimmick. Such hip

>>78082756
I suppose the only saving grace is that there are more than three corners

>>78082774
nascar has 4

>>78082778
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocono_Raceway

>>78081658
>Reutemann still without WDC
End my life

has there been an interesting race out of the following:

Silverstone
Hungary
Spa
Monza

i'm trying to catch up on what ive missed and contemplating watching almost 12 hours of Formula 1 from the year 2017 actually sounds miserable

>>78082787
>F1 at Pocono
Would watch.

f1 is about QPs and fp3s not the race itself

>>78082813
hungary only because of the HAM-BOT-swap

>>78082787
uhhhhhhh

>>78082813
no. just watch the highlights

>>78082813
This. Also maybe Monza for Amx getting Karma'd and bully's second stint

>>78082813
nope, just find some race recaps

>>78082393

Sochi

>>78081618

Did he move to get away from your gravitational pull?

@78082943
Go fuck yourself. I'm not giving you a (You) because you've had enough ewes already.

>>78082962
no chicane you fucking cunts.

>>78082962
>>78082984
I want to see them flying into the signes at 350kph

>>78082962
>track-overview
>no start/finish or pitlane
slowclap

>>78082962

>1 ONE overtaking spot
Good work lads
I really hope they'll have FKino there

>>78082984

Against the rules

>>78082962
this will be so fucking shit

>>78083021
>Against the rules
but Baku's is okay?

>>78083021
>>1 ONE overtaking spot
This...
Maybe two. Both DRS assisted

>>78083053

Baku T20-T1 is 1.2km, T19-T1 is 1.6km
Paul Ricard T4-Signes is 2.0km

>>78081585

I have done this actually when I was asked for directions and was trying to figure it out. It did disturb me for a moment that the memes have infected me.

>>78081857

I bet Senna could have been President of Brazil when he retired if he wanted. He was pretty philanthropic IIRC, and he'd just win on sheer popularity.

>tfw President Senna could have handed Felipe Massa the trophy at Interlagos.

>>78081959

The best timeline.

>>78081585
Only one I bust out at appropriate times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVMOlos4kVg

>>78081585
nah that's too normie for me.

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>>78083021
>>78083069
amx will find a way to overtake somewhere without drs, r-right?

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>>78083641

For sure, as long as he pays the toll

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>>78081634
>>78082943
Good posts

>>78081643
>thousands of miles away
1000mi = 1609 km

>>78082393

Honestly how bad is the idea of sprinklers? Maybe hook it up to black box that can't be controlled (except for turning it off) than can induce weather conditions.

I know it's 14meme, but I sort of want to live in that timeline. It would sort of be nice if they had a Saturday afternoon race just for the fans in GP2 tier cars, where they are basically identical save for setup with the F1 drivers.

>>78083746
All he had to do is wait one lap and he would have gotten a clean pass.

Is Tricky Ricky's success getting to him?

>>78083641
Don't worry he will continue to try driving people off the road at every chance

>>78083774
>Is Tricky Ricky's success getting to him?
reckon it really rattled him after Baku desu.

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>>78083812
antu baku ?

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Digits for Kimi win at Singapore and Spa

>>78084074

f

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>>78084088
IT'S NOT FAIR !!!
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR AT ALL !!!!

>>78084122

Dubs confirm the truth.

>>78083774
>>78083812
Amx has been shit at racing all season. He's had contact with other cars pretty much every race, even the ones he dnf'd.
Sure, you can't blame him on all of them, but I don't think any other driver has chipped off as much carbon off their rivals cars as him.
Maybe he just doesn't have any spatial awareness or maybe the other drivers are just now starting to refuse to move out of his way, but there's definitely something going on.

>>78084364
>there's definitely something going on
Tyre management is not that critical this season, Red Bull is not that fast, DRS overtakes are not that simple, amx doesn't fuck up starts that often now and people got sick of his moves around.
Also, among top 10-14 it's probably only Gimi and Massa who just give him a way because they are too old. We actually predicted all of that.
He's still fast on a single lap so maybe will grow up in someone's Rosberg tier.

>>78082991
They already will

>>78084741
Why would Vettel only bring ONE Super Soft? Surely it will be the one he uses in the race?!

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Dubs and it will rain, kimi will crash niggerton on first lap

>>78084876
do not be harsh on WER

http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/11010144/f1-2018-will-halo-introduction-cause-teams-to-miss-winter-testing

>Force India technical director say they might miss winter testing
>They won't be able to put the car on track due to the introduction of the halo

Wtf, they can't put a flip flop on their car in the next 5 months

>>78084882
WEH

Big News from McLaren in 5 minutes

>>78085094
>Honda kill
>Merc, Ferrari, Renault forced by FIA and their contract agreements to enter lotto to supply McLaren
>Merc get drawn
>Alonso 2018 champion confirmed.

>>78085094
this is the big news
http://www.mclaren.com/technologygroup/news/articles/mclaren-honda-hookit-sign-long-term-partnership-social-digital-media-measurement-and-valuation/

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time to settle this once and for all:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13874362

https://twitter.com/Gianludale27/status/905473397643124736
Ham and Vet 'side by side' q and a

>>78085156
>the results

Holy fuck, savage.

>>78085330

For fuck sakes Fritz, you had one job.
>poll is literally worthless

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>>78085156
>these results

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>>78085156
As much as i like gimis autism, Mikas 2 WDC speaks for itself

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Don't believe German lies.

>>78085345
yeah I deleted that because Kimi was catching up all of a sudden

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>>78085401
>>78085405

>>78085405
>>78085414

Just make a new poll that isn't poisoned.

>>78085432
we know Mike was better, no reason for a poll

>>78085146
quite literally not a thing

>>78085453

Then why'd you make the first poll?, ya dingus.

>>78085485
thought it would lead to a nice discussion about f1

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>>78085499

Well it didn't.
It just made me lose my trust in German propensity to "do things right", and that hurt my feelings.

>>78085536
I'm a Turk

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Hope it comes soon lads

>>78085548

>false flagging this hard
You're not fooling me.

>>78085432

http://www.strawpoll.me/13874656

>>78085548
>>78085558
fuck me you two are embarrassing.

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>>78085558
I tried

>>78085577
Moruq, zurück nach Anatolien.

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>>78085577
Germany was a mistake

>>78068271
>Assumes Alonso can make good career decisions

>>78085787
he got paid well at least

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>you now remember Jarno trulli actually won a race in monaco 2004

>>78086205
Briatore told him after the race he only won because Alonso crashed.
Why does Horner not have the balls to tell Ricciardo he only scores podiums because Verstappen has mechanical failures?

>>78086225
because ricky has won more than one race.

>>78082822
IndyCar at Pocono is peak kino

>>78086225
>Flav on crashing

Yeah about that...

>>78086225
Probably for the same reason he didn't tell Vettel how much of a Red Bull babby he was

>>78086690
well because they then would have to admit that they're Newey babbies

>>78086225
Because he has wins and podiums in races Max had no problems at all. Why would you lie to a driver?

>Watching a hamilton/vettel interview
>can understand vettel better than hamilton
British accents are weird

>>78084790
>Kimi does the data collection for the Super Soft
>Vettel does the data collection for the Soft
>they share info across the pit
>car set up for Ultra Softs for Qualy and important race stints
They di this sort of thing all the time my dude

>>78086867
His accent is not British.

>>78086920
Then whatever his accent his, fucking hamilton.

>>78086867
The start of part 2 holy shit Seb BTFO him.
>do you complement yourself?
>Lewlew explains for a minute about how he oats himself on the back
>based Seb says he isn't full of himself so much to compliment himself

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>>78085311
>raw speed
>Mark Webber
>MARK
>WEBBER
lmaoing my ass off, Kimi, Ricci and Seb himself btfo

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Based Jaques dropping a truth bomb again, this time about Kubica's return:

>I worked with him when he was third driver at BMW Sauber honestly, it was unbearable. At that time, he was unbearable. He was difficult person socially.
>It was a terrible month for me. You know, in paddock, you have to be respectful. You must respect what has been accomplished by others and respect the environment in which we operate.
>So I have trouble imagining something positive in his return to F1.
>I think that if he had not had his problem, he would never have been given a second chance. That's why I find this shameful.
>Media created this situation and it bothers me a little, because there are many more deserving drivers who will never be given a second chance. I find it hard to digest.
>For him, it's great, he's lucky.

>>78087585
based

>>78087585
merifats are suckers for cindarella-stories, so of course they'd love for kubica to get one more rce.

>>78087585
>I don't understand it. Honestly, I don't understand it. Firstly, what driver has ever been offered a return after six years? None. In addition, at the end of his career, he was already struggling against Petrov. He won one race, like Maldonado, and after that, what did he do? To add to that, he's not 100% fit now. What does he expect to do with this? Or maybe the cars are too easy to drive.

>>78087667
>He won one race, like Maldonado
daaaaaaaaayum

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>>78087667
kek, this guy is never wrong

Are there people who unironically rate Ocon?