you can only post itt if you are already qualified for the world

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can't prevent me from posting in your bread
>implying Switzerland won't get smashed in Lisbon

>>78048361
Wow, they really didn't post

who /notgoingtoqualify/ here?

>>78048471
switzerland will expose you

ronaldo cant do everything, couldnt even score yesterday

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>>78048500
>ronaldo cant do everything
but he assisted André Silva for the goal

D A M P
R
A
G

>>78048361
Here senpai

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>>78048361
>Russia, Brazil, Iran, Japan, México, Belgium
>My country is only 1pt to Russia

>being excited about a tournament that only happens every 4 years where only 7 (SEVEN!) teams have played in the final in the last 50 years

Fancy Belgium as dark horses in Russia lads

>>78048855
lol we've been dark horses for the last 8 years

fuck the police acab minchiazzio

>>78048841
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH imagine not making the WC

>>78048841
That's one of the things that make WC exciting. It's so hard and many players have only one or two chances to conquer it.

>>78049161
It's only hard if you're not Brazil, Germany, Italy or Argentina. It's easy for them, how else could you explain them being the only significant teams in the last 50 years? The Spanish, French and Dutch have had little glimpses of hope, but that's it. Seven fucking teams in 50 years.

>>78049219
Stfu casual there's so much wrong with this statement

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>>78048361
>tfw english
>tfw we're gonna bomb out of the world cup in the group stages/round of 16 again

im still amazed we are the first european nation to qualify , like what the hell happened in the other groups that this happened ?

>>78049791
we have practically also qualified already, won every single match

but because of those pesky fake northern irish it isn't official yet
we'll have to beat (or draw) them in belfast next match

>>78049791
Our group is just a play off between Switzerland and Portugal.
Hungary and the rest of the shitters have had no influence except for helping us achieve a greater goal difference (TSUUUUUUUU)

The top 2 teams have already safeguarded a play-off spot in case they miss the 1st place.
The math tells there's no chance Portugal or Switzerland are the worst 2nd place by now.

>>78049832
Least we ended that shithole of the group tonight. Hope to never see you again

>>78049791
France shit the bed, Spain and Italy duked it out just now, Germany and Switzerland have literally perfect records but not as much of a joke group.

>>78049949
yeah, can't say you were are particular interesting opponent either

i did enjoy your fans during the euros last year tho

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>>78048361
Hell yeah

Also i just made this in paint don't bully me

>TSUtugal or Switzerland may not qualify with 25 or 27 points, respectively

>>78050128
all those points mean nothing, our group is a bad joke
>out of 6 teams, two belong to territories with a population under 100k
>Latvia behind those 2 micro-states in the table
>Hungary, the 3rd strongest team, drawing with the Faroes and losing to Andorra
only TSU is enjoying this shit for he can statpad like crazy

>>78048841
Dude, can you stop making the world hate us even more? Don't post in a thread if you can't handle the bantz

SOON

International football needs to be cancelled.

>>78051196
I quite enjoy it

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>>78048791
Come on Ticobro, join our party.

>>78048361
I can post here, mr Tintin

>>78051196
Why so many english hate international football? Is because you can win shit?

>>78055148
Can't*

>>78055148
>>78055157
Said the Colombian.

>>78055148
Our leagues arent dogshit so we dont have to rely on intl football for relevance

>>78056637
>our league
filled with foreigners tho

>>78048361
>"we" are second
Please tell me Greece can take that spot from "us"

>>78056718
So is their national side

>>78056718
So? Club football is not about nationalism.

>>78056790
Yank tier obliviousness.

>>78049791

You have Bosnia, Greece and Cyprus in the race fucking each other but way too far behind you.

In other groups it's either a race of 2 teams (Portugal-Swiss, Spain-Italy) or the leading team hasn't yet distanced mathematically enough from the 2nd because all others are shit and the 2nd, although shit too, hasn't dropped much points to the pack (Germany-N.Ireland).

And then there's France slipping to Luxembourg lol.

>>78051196

You should Brexit UEFA Euros and FIFA WC.

No one will miss you and nothing of value will be lost.

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for real though, how do we fix this

>>78056902
I imagine FIFA would considering we bring in more money than your destitute country.

>>78056902
No, no, no, they spend tons of money when they come here for matches. Let them stay.

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>>78048361

Well well. However...
Not so fat, Belgium!

>>78048498
Hi there.

Belgium are just England MK2

>>78056967
>you have to be healthy to know what's healthy

>>78056995
Belgium has good players that underperform
England has overrated players that perform at their real level

>>78056937

Next time tell them not to draw you against Iceland ever again or else good old England will stop purchasing FIFA TV rights to sell the showbusiness and shekels to malays and chinks.

That'll teach them.

>>78057069
Belgium has overrated players that underperform

>>78056751
As long as you don't beat Belgium.

>>78057121
>25 minutes for this nonsensical comeback

Maybe avoid replying if it's terrible.

>>78057125
Belgians are some of the best players in the Premier league tho
courtois top 2 gk
vertonghen, alderweireld top 3 defenders
dembele top 2 midfielders
Hazard, kdb top 2 attacking midfielders
lukaku top 2 strikers

i think we are in now
good to see you fellas again

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tfw not gonna qualify

>>78049791
fucking Spain man

>>78056902
It would actually improve things a bit, with less of their subhuman "tourists" going around

>>78048498
What is texas doing here?

>>78057728
everybody is rooting for Italy over here, you HAVE to qualify

>there could be a World Cup unironically played without Italy, Holland and Argentina

Don't even know how to feel lads. At least on the brightside, there will be no Turkroaches

How long have the Swiss had a good team?

>>78048361
>didn't even win every game
lovin every laugh

>>78049791
Lukaku

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>>78049515
Just like arsenal in Europe

>>78048841
>Getting knocked down to playoffs because you couldn't bear COSTA RICA at home
>Blaming demographic of supporters at home stadium for the loss
>Will probably shit the bed to Honduras

The absolute state of USMNT

>>78058130
Shit's sad, I rooted for your national team since like 2002, hope y'all get back on track soon

>>78057728
Other than Spain, who in the group is actually good enough to pass you?

>>78058720
He probably means getting a hard second placed play-off and getting knocked out by a country like Portugal/Switzerland or Bosnia

>>78058780
lol Bosnia are shit tho

>>78056751
I cant see Belgium forfeiting the match to you. Belgium B side will be thirsty to prove they re worthy of a starting spot (Carrasco Witsel Fellaini Benteke MirralasBatsuayi Defour Chadli ).
Not to mention that currently ranked 9th Belgium is probably hunting for a top 7 finish to be seeded in the Groupstages.

>>78059298
carrasco is one of two players to have started all qualifiers, so I wouldn't call him b-side desu

>>78058130
You re literally one of the teams Im hoping we get in the play offs, if you reach the play offs (and if we reach the play offs)

>>78059406
Theoretically your frontline A side is
Hazard - Lukaku - Mertens
Hazard having some injury problems is probably hte reason. Not like he is that bad to be B side though. Didnt mean to degrade the player.

>>78059471
carrasco plays as a left wing back for us

>>78049791

our group is on another lvl of shit

>>78059298

we have to win our remaining games to get a place in the 1st pot

>>78058720

Only the winner of the group automatically qualifies, senpai.

Runners-up go into play-off. But Italy should beat with relative ease any runner-up in the play-off. Unless Portugal fucks up and ends up runner-up AND Italy gets drawed against them.