>mfw there's another timeline where higuain did not missed his chances and I have a job
>there's a timeline in which i have an abundance of gfs
>>78009097
>higuain missed his chances
>>78010179
Shoo shoo chest goblin
>>78011338
That's not an easy shot with the left foot you headless spic
This isn't FIFA 15
>>78009097
that would make us the most cucked football nation ever desu
>cucked by urgay
>7-1'd
>argentina wc champion on our soil
>>78011453
maybe he should have shot with his right then
that .gif doesn't even encapsulate how much time and space he wasted with a sub-par first touch that allowed boateng to close in
>there was a timeline where I killed myself earlier and spared myself all these extra years of pain
>>78009097
there's also a timeline where you got raped, got your dick choped in 2, and executed by some gang in some Buenos Aires slum, think about this
>that timeline where every athlete is flamboyantly gay and straight athletes are in the closet and it's not weird to not ever be seen touching women because everyone and not just you think touching women is gross
>>78010179
Why did he steal that nice hotel lobby vase?
>There is a timeline where Oranje won three WC finals
>>78009097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8n689nMAKA
Which hurts the most?
there's a timeline where i don't lose my virginity to a fucking psychopath and never started dating the other psychopath and where i'm actually a functioning person. but then TSUUU wouldn't have his euro
>>78011453
>That's not an easy shot with the left foot
He's left footed you retard
>>78009097
>there is a timeline where I am not a loner loser who drinks himself to sleep every night
>there is a timeline where I met an incredibly kinky babe who is into a load of the same stuff as me
Oh wait that's this timeline hahahaha life is good get fucked losers
>Tom Brady has five super bowl rings and seven appearances
How is THAT fair