>that one guy that brought his new ball to school but wouldn't let anyone play with it
>that thread AGAIN
>the guy who picked up his ball and left because he was losing
>that kid that ate the ball
>that kid that started smoking at 11 and now hes a neet without friends that spends saturday's night on a japanese cartoon forum, sports subcategory
>>78005159
>That kid that always took more orange slices then anyone
>>78005183
i started with 15
>the retarded kid that kicked the ball over the wall and ruined recess
>that kid who was shit but still played to make teams even
>that annoying kid you and your friends tolerated only because he always wanted to be the goalkeeper and was really into it
>that kid that everyone used to make strip naked in the changing rooms and slap him with rulers all over his body as he cried uncontrollably begging for everyone to stop
>that kid who throws elbows into your face then says no blood no foul
>>78005100
>that one girl who tried to play but sucked ass
>>78005100
>that one islander kid who went through puberty and peaked at age ten
>that kid who over-reacts about little challenges
>that one fat rich kid who always bought new cleats but barely played
>that one retarded lanklet kid that always had huge fucking climbing shoes on and that stepped on everyones feet
>>78005100
>that one guy who remembered to bring a ball on an end-of-year exams day
>who receives copious thanks for doing so when everyone wants to have a pickup game after the exam is over
>who decides "actually I'm just going to play on my own"
>That fucking arab kid who kicked the ball so hard and you were the goalkeeper and he was 10 feet in front of you
>that kid that cried after losing the game
>that sporty girl who played with the boys and was destined for success has a dream job and you are left stalking her on social media as the highlight of your day
>>78005953
>and was obsessed with the army and wanted to join
>THAT kid who wanted to be an NBA player yet you see him homeless now
>>78005613
I did this once.
purposely...
>>78005613
I did this once....
>>78005100
>that white hairless fat kid who was always the goalkeeper and everyone on the team was fucking him on the low
>that guy who doesnt pass
>that guy who sucks at everything but hustles and plays good D
>that guy who got picked second to last but ended up being the best player
>that girl who wants to play and does better than you expected
>that guy who you accidentally injured and now holds a grudge against you
>
>that big retard that was only good for Offensive Line and didn't want to hurt anyone
Was me
>that foreign guy who literally stood next to the goal making all the manlets work while he got easy tap ins
>That kid who got killed in dodgeball
>that nice man who got the ball for you guys after one of you kicked it over the wall
>>78006790
thats me, everyone thinks i dont give a fuck but i actually care about my friends, now noone invites me :(
>>78006790
big oaf
>that kid who always had bullshit excuses to avoid playing as gk
>that kid with the great big cock that is flopping around when he runs
me desu
>>78006790
>I-I just wanna protec the quarterback coach
>>78005159
>that kid who chew the ball
>that alpha kid that made you his beta bitch faggot boi,made your wear skimpy outfits and pounded your young virgin boipucci
>that kid that used to steal the soccer ball and run around with it like a football breaking tackles for a solid 5 minutes
That was me
>>78007344
que rico
>that kid who couldn't skate backwards
>>78005613
>that one kid who had the balls to climb over the fence/leave the school grounds to get the ball back
Loved that kid
>>78006976
>serbians playing american football
did you go to a school for autisms?
>>78008533
i just thought you have some weird american slang for attack in football AKA SOCCER
>the kid in the kobe jersey that never passed but carried the team anyway
me
>that kid that whiffed during kickball
>>78005100
>See a big match going on on the school field at lunch
>Ask a random kid whose's ball it is
>"No idea m8"
>Randomly join in
>Tackle the kid who owns the ball
>He picks it up and tells me to fuck off as they already have even teams
>It was literally like 30 vs 20.
>That slightly retarded kid who can't play to save his life and hacks at people when he attempts to tackle them
>Tfw he was always one of the first few picks because nobody wanted to play against him
>that kid that would change positions every 2nd game
that was me
>>78005100
I hate that guy!
did anyone play a game where everyone started with 5 lifes, and somone went in goal with 6 lives. the purpose of the game was to score past the kid in goal with a header or volley? you could only come out of goal if you caught someones shot
>winning by 10 goals
>school bell rings
>other team shouts "next goal wins"
>that guy who kicked the ball into a forest but wouldn't go get it
>>78008399
the lad in our school climbed up on the roof to get the ball and broke his arm falling down, top lad
>>78018786
we called it heads and Vs (volleys)