IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. BOTH USA AND ARGENTINA

*dabs*
*chokes to murderballing costa ricans/uruguayans*

>>77986717
oh, yes, the eternal chokers.

>>77986786
>7-0

>>77986717
nice of the best player in history to give some time for messi

>>77986717

can they still qualify?

>>77993783
I think so. South America gets 6 spots and Argentina are 5th in the table.

>>77986809
>no wc

>>77993890
it's 4.5 spots

>>77993917
>mocking your own country
Is this some kind of reverse psychology thing?

>>77993949
But isn't the half spot a playoff spot against the winner of the Oceania qualifiers or some shit?

>>77993976
Im mexican sweati

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reminder that Panama refballed us

>no benuldi for the US
>handball in the midfield leads to Costa Rica goal


Although altidore should had been sent off twice.

>>77994052
>mexican
>that flag
>still no wc

>>77994052
Oh, you're just here on vacation then? Cool, what part of Mexico are you from?

Why cant 5'6 shitters like Missi and Pussylick carry their national teams like 6'0+ Chads like Lewandowski and Ronaldo? They're all GOATs, right?

>>77994341
Messi's taken Argentina to 1 WC final and 2 Copa america finals over the course of three years. And what has Lewandowski ever won with Poland?

>>77994443
Messi has won nothing. Lewandowski is the only reason Poland is ranked 5th, that in itself is an accomplishment for such a country.

>>77994341
Shaqiri carries Switzerland

>>77994678
Lewandowski has WON NOTHING....See I can do it too fag.

>>77994341
>Homonaldo
>carry Portugal
Maybe against Hungary and Moldova but not in big games when it matters.

>GOATs
>born in a shitty football country
It's not fair lads.

Did PulisGOD steal Messi's GOATness and his choking genes?

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>>77986717
speak for yourself, the team is equal in points with chile with only -1 GD and chile plays bolivia in la paz next, while argentina plays venezuela at home, we have this in the bag.

>>78004269
>We have this in the bag
>Missi, Invisicardi, Disappearbala
No m8, you're getting the playoff spot like we are.

did you guys see the $100M performance pulisic put on last night? i heard real madrid are drooling over this kid

>>78004572
Only sources are american tabloids.

>>78004572
post the pulisic cam

>>77999054
Don't question his managerial and cheerleading skills.

Austria didnt qualify too so it will be a shitty world cup

>>77994052
>I'm subhuman sweati
ftfy

>>77994003
which they will lose

>>77994230
Los Angeles it's beautiful you should visit

>>77986717
Looks like a nice bloke

>>77986786
>this coming from fucking Mexico

holy shit lol

>>78005938
if you never use the "A" team, can you choke?

>>77996238
but he plays for Poland, while Messi plays with the likes of Dybala, Aguero etc

Why doesn't he just jump ship and play for Croatia with Modric and Kovacic feeding him international goals?

>>78005967
>have a whole nation invested in soccer
>never use the A team
>never finished higher than USA's best

What did they mean by this?

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>>77986717
It doesn't matter though. remember that a team of ill ridden malnourished autistic german preescholers defeated our dna-engineered turbo mapuches, CONMEBOL has no business in rusia anyway

>>78006029
the rest of the world just isn't prepared for their A team, it wouldn't be fair

>>77994055
bullshit, you got fucked and were lucky the panama defence gifted u a goal yank sharter

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>*pssst* hey kid

>i need your urine

>>77999054
>but not in big games when it matters
>Hat trick to get Portugal to WC 2014 against Sweden
>Goal and assist against Wales in Euro semifinal
>His performance against Netherlands in Euro 12 in the quaterfinals
What did you mean by this?

>>78007581
>Sweden
>Wales
wew

>>78007598
Big games not big opponents, senpai

>>78007165
>no im in charge here missi