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>PICTURED: Office worker, 29, who downed prosecco and vod

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>PICTURED: Office worker, 29, who downed prosecco and vodka with Wayne Rooney before letting him drive her VW Beetle home before he was arrested while pregnant wife Coleen was on holiday

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4845492/Office-worker-29-prosecco-vodka-Wayne-Rooney.htm

Wazza sure knows how to pick them.
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I don't understand her nose.
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>American women
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nice try but that's clearly a plastic doll
would send it back to the manufacturer, looks like its face got twisted in production
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fucking Britslags, why don't they know how to do their makeup and eyebrows
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>>77979143
They would all be heartbroken if you told them that too they think they're georgous lol
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90% sure she's Aerosmith.
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england what the FUCK
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Why does Rooney have such awful standards?
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>>77979040
She looks ugly on second glance but I can't blame him for falling for her while drunk desu

This has happened to me too many times as well
I blame the alcohol and make-up industry
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>>77979216
he's not exactly out of her league lookswise 2bf
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>>77979236
He is out of her league in every other factor though
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>>77979216
>In July 2004 it was revealed that Rooney cheated on his then girlfriend Coleen with a prostitute Charlotte Glover. He paid the 21-year-old £140 before leaving her with a signed autograph as a souvenir.

>One month late he had sex with prostitute Gina McCarrick, 37, at a brothel in Liverpool which charges £45 a time.

>He visited her 10 times and was caught on CCTV. At the same brothel he slept with 48-year-old grandmother Patricia Tierney, who wore a rubber catsuit and was know as the 'Auld Slapper'.

Lest we forget. I haven't seen pictures of these prostitutes.
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>>77979083

Thanks...now I can't un-see that lol
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JUST
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>>77979083
Is this shopped?
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>>77979083
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>77979269

nah bro, look at the others, her nose is fucked.
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>>77979253
Charlotte Glover.
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>>77979253
cheap as fuck, damn rooney
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Her nose looks like its just a straight bridge, like someone fucked up on the Elder Scrolls editor.
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when I see a mess like this I can't help wondering what they look like without this horrendously poor makeup. no way it could be worse, surely
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>>77979083
Looks like it was made out of play-doh
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>>77979269
It's the result of inbreeding, pure British genetics right there
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>>77979314
She's obviously had nose jobs.
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>>77979083
The reason she got those tits is so you wouldn't see her nose.
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i bet she fux though
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>>77979253
Gina McCarrick.
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>>77979330
I'd call her mommy
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>>77979295
>>77979330
you'd think a phenomenally wealthy footballer could do better, but they're not bad compared to this new "woman"
at least they're clearly alive
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>>77979323
More likely she fucked her nose up through snorting too much coke.
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>>77979253
The Auld Slapper.
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He also had a threesome with prostitutes Helen Wood and Jenny Thompson, who claimed he's a terrible kisser.
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>>77979503
>kissing hookers
What is wrong with this Irish mongrel?
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>>77979330
The Mincer of MILFs
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>>77979253
How am I supposed to feel about this? Is it just gossip?
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>married to a legit attractive woman
>shag these trolls
which i was in a position where i could understand this.
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>>77979546
He's not the brightest, our Wayne.
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>>77979253
>the 'Auld Slapper'
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124
she never changes her facial expression
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>>77979503

It's amazing you can try so hard to doll yourself up and still come out a 4/10.
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based wayne
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>drink driving

Do Bongs really do this?
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>>77979634
CCTV footage on the premises, plus he did the whole "I'm sorry for banging all these manky hookers" apologies for the sake of his sponsors.

>>77979655
>Coleen Rooney
>legit attractive

She's as plain and forgettable as they come. The type of girl in a Yates or Wetherspoons on a Saturday night.
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124
jesus fucking christ, this woman is so ugly. what the fuck is going on across the pond? this is what your millionaire athletes cheat on their wives with? fuck, if i was with this woman, she'd have her face in the pillow the entire time and i'd have to avoid eye contact while i called a cab afterwards.
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dude is a mess
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>>77979778
yeah, and rooney isn't much better
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God forbid one of the GOATs has a fling or two on the side. His wife knew what she was signing up for.
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>>77979759
>this is what your millionaire athletes cheat on their wives with?
No, it's just Rooney.
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>>77979826
Way to miss the entire point of the thread
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You can take the lad out of Liverpool, but you can't take Liverpool out of the lad. Go on, Wayne.
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>>77979720
i really like her, probably a top 3 wag for me. think it's the mouth, don't know why. might be because i'm sick of the same skinny model bimbos like other wags.
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>>77979083
Seems to end in a bell shape
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>>77979040
>Office worker
What does she do at this office?
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I'd fucking rawdog 5/10s everyday if I could tbqh
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124
>this hairline
eww
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>>77980144
this, although I like to think I'd get it out of my system BEFORE I got married and knocked my wife up
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>>77980261
>>77980144
unfortunately he got confused and married a 5/10
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124
>>77979174
>>77979196
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They all look like shemales
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>british women
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>>77983380
You're just jealous you can't touch the best the UK has to offer
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124

Wew lad
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>>77979147
The absolute state of bong slags. By far the ugliest in Europe.
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>>77983299
Fucking kek
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>>77979083
This is a 10/10 in Britain
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124
>>77979124
>>77979174
>>77979196
anyone itt who says they wouldn't fuck her are lying through their fucking teeth
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>>77979040
>her
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>Proof, if any were needed, that to be "courted" by a multi-millionaire and you're female, all you need to do is not be fat
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Why is his pregnant wife vacationing by herself?
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>>77983471
The easiest too
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>>77980514
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>>77983643
Making me think
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>>77983551
>teeth
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>British slags's
Anyone here love Brit slags?

Also, is Rooney /ourlad/?
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>>77979040
Rather shag a granny t b h
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>>77983643
Can you imagine having to spend time with Rooney 24/7? It'd drive anyone insane.
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>>77984382
>its a mexican will fuck anything episode
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His wife is 7/10 for having 3 kids
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i am disappiont
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>>77983551
>I like this so you have to
lmao
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>>77979253
>48-year-old
living the mommy dream
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>>77979040
>Rooney was transfixed by the size of her chest, repeatedly asking her: 'Are they real?'

kek
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124
>>77979174
>>77979196

She has the exact same expression, angle, and pose in each of these pictures. How many hours does she spend practicing taking selfies?
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979147
>>77979174
>>77979196

W E W

L A D S
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>>77986671

He's literally still a 16 year old
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Football is coming home lads.
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>Pathetic little cunts who don't know shit tagging then deleting tweets about my sister, fuck off pan face you ugly cunt

https://twitter.com/EdenGracexXx/status/903735499600392193

>Hey @JordanLeahBrady no one Ruined you're life publically when you posted that bent oven pic stop trying to annihilate me you chubby hoe

https://twitter.com/LSimps10/status/903799292871237632

>I REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID LAST CHRISTMAS.....SHIT DRESS FAT LEGS SHIT HAIR BENT OVEN FAT CUNT

https://twitter.com/LSimps10/status/903801959563571200
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>>77986774
He's gonna put himself to sleep? WUT
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>>77979040
>this is the best britbong genes can produce
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>>77979759
>this is what your millionaire athletes cheat on their wives with?
The poor lad is living in northern England, she is the best fish in the pond up there
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I now understand why brits love importing blacks and pakis. Its desperate measures to change their gene pool.
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>>77986905
>that flag
you would know all about that wouldnt you
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>>77986905
Switzerland was pretty brown last time I went. Beggars and alcoholics on almost every street corner.
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>>77986821
this girl is great shes joking about it.
pretty much confirms it anyway
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lmao
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>>77986923

You sure you didn't go to Swaziland mate?
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>>77979687
>she never changes her facial expression
she cant
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>>77986972
Nope. It was around Vaud and Fribourg.

Absolutely loads of dog shit and chewing gum on the floor plus unimaginative graffiti everywhere.
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If you wouldn't smash that, you're gay.

Plain and simple.

Guarantee none of you faggots have even touched a girl who looks like her.
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>>77987011
Go back to bed, Wayne. Coleen is on her way home now and it seems like she's very cross so I'd rest whilst you can.
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124
>>77979147
>>77979174
>>77979196
>>77979253
>>77979295
>>77979330
>>77979376
>>77979503

jesus christ, you brits are fucking ugly as fuck.
your only saving grace are those mixed track and field goddesses that you had(?) a couple years back.
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>>77986851

>"I am dying for a wine right now"
>posts going out picture
>5 likes total

Ha this thirsty slut

What is the point of getting bolt-ons, not only when you've got a fucked nose that needs fixing, but also when you won't even bother to show them off and use them to gain a social media presence.

smdh
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>>77987051
KTJ?
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>>77987103

Solid 7
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haha top lad wayne ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY ROONEY
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>>77987051
Why do Americans go on about brits looking bad when you're a nation of mutts. White people are now a minority in the US's under 30s demographic.
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>>77987651
t. edl
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>>77987651
because american mutts look better than british swine. i sincerely don't know what it is about the british isles. nearby regions/countries have beautiful women. even british men are decent looking, i think, but your women are generally just abominable. it doesn't help that they treat makeup like raccoon face paint either.
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>>77987728
t. Rasheed

>>77987838
Most of your country is short brown people.
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Just to let you know whenever you post pictures of these slags, 99% of the time they're inbred mongrels from the north, entirely different breed of ugly fucking people up there.

>Inb4 seething poortherner mentions something about London and muslims
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>english women
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>>77987651

>so ugly turned 'em racist

1000%

S A L T
A
L
T
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>man is healthily attracted to women
>"shock horror! mass scandal!"

Nah, fuck off. Fair enough he should be called out for drink driving like a retard but there is nothing wrong with him shagging some girls. The media should be focusing on muslim terrorists, not shit like this.
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>>77988103
No one is shocked about a millionaire footballer shagging some slags. What is shocking is choosing to shag a bridge troll when you have more and better options on the table.
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>>77987928

>MUH SOUTH

nah m8, your all the same genetically isolated island, there's no divide
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British women are generally very ugly
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>>77988103

>be rich
>be famous
>get thirsty for a bar rat at the local

And even then, if he had found some world class slut:

>be rich enough to rent a helicopter to take you to the penthouse of any hotel
>drunk drive her 2007 VW to her shitty apartment

This mother fucker needs some help, drinking for 10 hours with slags for company, jfc
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>>77988135
Nah, women in the south look at lot less like slags. Go out in somewhere like Liverpool, and they're all caked under an inch of makeup. Though that isn't to say British women are particularly attractive, there's not a lot out there. Compare that to when I went to Serbia a while ago and there's fucking 10s every turn you make. Fuck, even when I was in Bulgaria most of the women were fine there as well.
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No offense to the English working class but this story is basically "prole acts like prole". Remember how money can't buy class?
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what is it with the star athletes findind and fucking the most awful and ugly looking sluts and paying them money to do so
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>>77988103
Nothing wrong with sleeping with women if you're single, but cheating is wrong.
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*bbbbrrrrrtttttt*
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>>77987838
because lots of brits have large jaws, making the men manly looking but the women look like cave trolls with their shit cheekbones generally
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>>77988167
>be rich enough to rent a helicopter to take you to the penthouse of any hotel

lol If anything, he's more likely to get caught doing that
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124
Looks like the age of Rooney is just beginning.
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>>77987051

To be honest, the slags that get posted and give the British a bad reputation are usually naturally ugly girls that cake on make-up and act like sluts (hence get a lot of attention). Usually more common amongst low wealth individuals that wish to buy expensive possessions to show off to their friends.

What you'll find is that there are actually a lot of naturally pretty girls that wear only a little make-up in England, they just aren't as slutty and therefore entertaining for the British press to post pics off. These are usually your middle class educated British girls.

I went to Uni in a Poorthern city and you would definitely notice the difference between a student night out and a locals night out from the girls alone.
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>>77988198

>Finprudes
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>>77988233

I'm pretty sure spending 10 hours with some chicks at a public bar is a pretty easy way of getting spotted.

Clearly he didn't give a shit by the 8th round, so why not just rent a high class limo to a nice hotel. They both provide confidentiality anyway.
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>>77979253
didn't really respect him much until now, but he really knows his place in society
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>>77979253
>could afford the most premium escorts in the world
>goes to the same cheap slags your average factory worker goes to

wtf wayne
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>>77988339
a man of the people
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>>77988135
>American says "nah m8"
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>>77988377

We invented that. You're welcome btw
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>Laura had gone into a lot of salacious detail about her night with Wayne , saying the pair necked Prosecco and vodka at the fashionable Bubble Room cocktail bar.

>She told MailOnline: "He kept admiring my clingy top and asking what size they were, saying "Are they real?" We had a kiss, a hug and some banter, harmless fun. I'm not a marriage wrecker."

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/stop-trying-annihilate-you-chubby-11099219

>We had a kiss
>I'm not a marriage wrecker
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You now remember Rebecca Loos.
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>>77988634
infinitely worse that she blabbed to the media about all of it, though
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>>77979040

plebby whore sees a chance to become famous/get some money from tabloids

also this bitch isn't even hot, fucking british women man
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>>77988680
Did she wank a pig off on live TV or did I imagine that?
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>>77983398
FRESHEN YER DRINK GUVNA
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>>77988680

She is a second cousin of Piers Morgan.[7]

For the love of god will someone sterilize that branch, that would be a good start to clean up Ænlgand's genetic drift
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>>77988842
you're imagining it. It wasn't live
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>>77980098
Works you fucking dumbass
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>>77979040
ayy lmao
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>>77979040
Who would let that into their office?

Wazza has absolutely shit taste
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I really like the women rooney has been fucking, they are really woman to fuck. Not to worship or enjoy their great beauty, they are just very fuckable. Really what they should be
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>>77988680
She was hot tbqhwy
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>>77988956

Ha ha yes, I too love to fuck women in their vaginas!
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Rooney has the absolute worst taste in slags.

Jesus christ.
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>>77979040
can this lass move her face?
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>>77979253
>300 000 pounds a week paycheck
>spend 45 on a prostitute

??????
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>>77979253
>Auld Slapper
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124
>>77979174
>>77979196
When your face only has one expression
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>>77989576
why waste a cent?
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>>77989695
Typical English broad tßh
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>>77989707
because if you pay more, they won't go to the papers? because if you pay more, they're not fucking hideous? because if you pay more, the fact they might go to the press is mitigated by how hot they are, so you don't look like a disgusting retard for smashing disgusting grandmas in their gary?
>check flag
>jewmany
I see
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>90% of the people here slamming rooney because 4/10 lol would not bang
ah yes, 4chan. the place that's filled with male supermodels that are only satisfied with 10/10's. just be urself xd
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>>77989850
I think /sp/urdos would find an attractive woman if the had millions and were world famous footballers.
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>>77979040
>>77979059
>>77979083
>>77979124
>>77979174
>>77979196
>that nose
>that hairline
>that pound of makeup

WHAT THE FUCK
this is a 10/10 in bongistan
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>>77989850

Anyone here could snag that smelly wench if they purchased a few brandies for her.

She's ultra slut
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>>77989850
if i had the choice between never having sex again or only being able to fuck her, i'd rather not ever fuck again, that's how ugly she is
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All you guys saying his wife is an ugg mugg but I think she looks pretty good for 3 kids. With a good personality this could easily be a 7/10 or 8/10 wifey material.
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>>77990326
Is that an 8/10 for you?
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>>77990435
For a woman in her 30s with 3 kids and if she had a good personality she is definitely a 8/10 wifey.

If just looking for sum fuk than no shes not.
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>>77990326

Ass: -1
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Wonder how much she got to spill the beans on him
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That's a man
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Why do footballers always cheat with women who are uglier or at the very least the same as their gf/wives?
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>>77992029
Because new pussy is new pussy and their purpose isn't too be displayed, it's just to get off
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>>77979040
You can get the man from the chav life but you can't get the chav life from the man.
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>>77979040
social media harpies not even fucking once.
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>>77988190
My aussie nigga here gets it.
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>>77979719
>Do Bongs really do this?
In my experience all Americans do this
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>>77989780
Absolutely this.

Same as fat ronaldo
> picks some cheap trannies in his way home after training
> fucks and cocaine all night
> refuses to bribe them, what he wins in like a day
> shit goes to public media
> loses lifetime nike contract and fuck up his image
> rage pay to kill the poor 3 tranies
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He's just like us la
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>>77993124
Ronaldo paid for trannies to be killed?
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>>77979719
When I was in America this summer everyone I spoke to in bars acted like driving home drunk wasn't a big deal

I literally don't know anyone here that does it
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For all the guys that said they'd smash..
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>>77989850
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>>77996517
Are you trying to act like you wouldn't? Sure you're not bent, lad?
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>>77987103
>athletic
>face of a crackwhore
is that the best you can do?
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I'm going to say it one more time because I think its the lesson of this thread: God damn brits are fucking UGLY
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>>77979253
>the auld slapper
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>>77996743
KJT is the single most beautiful woman to ever walk the face of this earth.
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>>77988377
I feel the same way when a brit tries to rap or say senpai
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>>77996857
If you saw how beautiful my gf is you would think otherwise.
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>>77996993
Are you a hand model?
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>>77997151
No, I am the quintessential modern alpha male.
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>>77996950
perhaps you thought
>face of the british isles
and I concur
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Why are the english so fucking ugly?
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>>77988167
>drinking for 10 hours with slags for company, jfc

>tfw this actually sounds like it'd be more fun than anything I'm doing right now
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>>77996993
Shes probably not British then. If I were you, I would try my hardest to procreate with someone out of your inbred gene pool.
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>johnny foreigners will never know what it's like to have 2 drunk slappers from some shit place like doncaster or peterborough slobbering over your dick at the same time
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>>77997696
She's half English, half Italian. We have three kids together. I'm 100% English, traced my ancestry for over 250 years. She literally looks like a supermodel, or did when she was a bit younger anyway, she could have any guy she wants, and she goes for me. I pinch myself every day.
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>>77997580
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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everybody keeps saying she, her, she, her
I'm not sure about that
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>>77990925
a packet of crisps
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>>77993124
he had them killed? he;s my new favorite
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>>77997580
They're a island so a lot of inbreeding went on
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>>77996097
>>77993113

No, I mean term it as "drink driving" instead of "drunk driving".
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>>77979040
Rooney is as thick as a knob, that's nothing new
Literally earning millions to pay for his prostitute and drinking habbits

I mean for crying out loud, he's blessed with children and a great looking wife (she's above average, especially considering she's from the UK)
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>>77979040
>tfw no annunaki slut gf
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>>77996743

with mixed race Brits you can often see the anglo saxon face of the ugly trash mothers
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that's a tranny, boy
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>>77993124
source?
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brits are weird

99% of the time, their women are absolute dogs, but that 1% that isnt, is making my dick harder than any other nation
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>>77979861
>not cheating on your wife with other men's women

Kek
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>>77997842

>three kids

Cuck
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>The brunette who spent the night with Wayne Rooney before his drink-drive arrest is a member of a 'sugar daddy' website searching for a £6,000-a-month man to 'financially dominate', MailOnline can reveal.

>Single mother Laura Simpson 29, describes herself as 'a bit of a doll' with 'plenty of time for fun' on Seeking Arrangement and revealed to us she 'would have shagged' the footballer had police not pulled them over. She claimed: 'I was up for it and so was he until he got arrested for drink driving. It spoiled the night.'

ROONEY'S TRYING TO BANG SINGLE MUMS.
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>>78003806
>banging single moms
Isn't this basically the dream? Nail em at their spot, eat their food, ignore their calls until you want ride again. Good times
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>>78003977
She'd probably get pregnant and you'd have the CSA breathing down your neck for half your wages
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>>78003977
The only reason to bang a single mother is to pull above your league.
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>>78004366
I thought that was implicit
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>>77989576
he's a scouser, luka
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>>78002077
good observation, it's like the economy 99% are poor, 1% are A S C E N D E D
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>>77986956

What does this translate to in English?
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>>78004792
You are getting media attention, soon you will star on "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!"

there you go mate
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>>78003806

>lifestyle expectations
>substantial

>29
>kid
>bar rat

D E L U S I O N
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>>77995931
>>78001915
>>77999456

I don't have clear source, but who knows more about it says that they were all mysteriously killed, not much a year or two after the case.
All the Information about It disappeared, he wasted millions to hide it from the media. He is a famous man and almost billionaire with powerful friends and connections.
if not him, maybe a "friend" did it to please him or something.

Not I ask you, If you could fuck almost any girl, why would you fuck a man dressed like a woman? I can't get it.
Ok, there some good looking trannies, but they are man for gods sake.
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>>78002077
I have the biggest and hardest crush on Gemma Atkinson
She was in Red alert 3 too
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>>77983551
Ya, I'll admit it. I'd do it if I was drunk enough (8 pints deep), but I'd be ashamed of it and I'd be straight off to the doctor.

If I was a multi-multi-millionaire whose marriage could be destroyed by an affair? No, I absolutely would not.
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