>that kid who always skied the ball into another dimension because he was trying to be like ronaldo and made others retrieve the ball for him, only to do it again the next time he got the ball
>>77970216
who's ronaldo?
>that kid who always skied
>that fat kid that thought he was talented and insisted on being a 'midfield playmaker'
>that kid with glasses you always shot in the face on purpose
>that kid who was a lot taller than everyone else but still couldn't head for shit
>that kid who owned the ball and threatened to leave whenever he didn't play the position he wanted
>that kid who insisted on taking free kicks, turned the ball over, then blamed his m8s when the other team scored
>that kid who posted stories on 4chan that never happened
>that kid who dribbled to whole field and instead of passing he missed the shot
>>77970216
>that kid who the other kids put in goal because he sucked but he actually turned out to be a decent keeper
Lads it was me.
>that kid who had no idea about how football is actually played and just ran after the ball for the entire game
>that kid that would run across the width of the pitch with the ball to avoid passing
>that kid who would always offer to suck off the other kids before each match to boost team morale
God bless that kid
in what backwards retardland do you play without the rule of "you kicked it away you retrieve it"