http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sp ortsnews/article-4843376

The guy's been an alcoholic his entire career. Man Utd did their best to protect him from media scrutiny. They probably covered up a lot of shit like this. Everton don't have the resources.

Plopney is a fucking disgrace.

will he end up like gazza?

>>77967766
drunk driving near your home should be legal

>>77968022
he'll be a fat mess when he retires, that's for sure

don't need picking up in the morning thanks pal

>>77967766
Wayne "Moved to the Toffees, should have had some Coffee" Rooney.

Copying Gaza this much

Fat spastic

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>>77968191

>Didn't even kill anyone

Alonso>Rooney

what an absolute idiot. he could afford someone to take him home.

we've all done it. but when you're famous you have to be fucking dumb

>>77969018
much this
If I ever win the bloody lottery first thing I'd do is to hire a chofeur 24/7

>>77969042
yeah, i get that he doesn't want some retard teenager to take him home in his uber and gossip about it to his pals, but you could get some service to do it.

>>77969094
pro chauffeurs have probably a code to avoid these kind of things

>>77967766
life in a downward spiral since he left man utd.

>>77967818
>drinking a pint with the mates is now considered being an alcoholic

is this why he doesn't want to play for england any more? it was cutting into his drinking duties? lol

He's just been charged now.

CLASSIC rooney

>>77969146
He's been getting absolutely shitfaced for years, often at extremely inappropriate times of the season. Fergie kept it under wraps most of the time. He would miss training and games with "a knock".

>>77967766
can't even crack up a cold one with the boys anymore, bloody hell

>>77969270
>[citation needed]

Rooney's future is so predictable it's boring.

>>77967818
Everton now has more resources than United did back in 2004 due to rising revenues. They didn't lack know-how either, as I'm sure Everton has plenty of drunks in their ranks as is tradition in bongland.

What they lacked was a heads-up from Untied "hey remember that kid we bought from you all those years ago? Yeah, about that...".

>Rooney will appear at Stockport Magistrates' Court on September 18 - the day after Man United v Everton

>>77969348
so will the team suspend him before that or what

The decline of Shitney

>>77969009
>you now realise Rooney looked better balding than with that brillo wig

I wonder what this will do to his advertising deals, he's already lost a lot of cache leaving Man Utd.

>>77969696
2010 was when he took a big hit on advertising - after his prostitution scandal and shit World Cup. He lost his Coca-Cola contract (and TV show) and FIFA contract.

>>77969146
>>77969285

Is getting done for drink driving maybe an indication something is wrong with his drinking

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>he doesn't drive home drunk

how will rio get picking up in the morning now?

>>77969863
Well, his wife can do it for him.

oh wait

>>77969146
>>77969285
Look at the state of this behaviour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuUsYZaZNcM

He can't even watch a game of football from his box without a drink. If he's willing to risk getting caught drinking in Old Trafford when he's not supposed to, imagine what he's like at home.

>>77969304
Man U old boys literally own the english media

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>>77969832

W-we-re s-still living in "The Age Of Rooney" though r-right?

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>>77967766
>black vw beetle
wtf i love rooney now

>>77969042

I say this a lot.

"If I had money I'd buy a driver"

25k a year + a car every 5. Not even unreasonable.

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>this pic
looks like he has a beer belly desu

>>77970086
Even a taxi. He can easily afford just call a cab into the middle of nowhere and offer 100's for the inconvenience.

>>77968323
kek

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>>77967766
Comparable to Freddy Adu as far as footy disappointments go imho.

Squandered his true potential due to his shitty lifestyle choice.

>>77967766

If Wazza didn't make it as a footballer he would be on the dole for sure right lads? He just has that air of lower class subhuman scum about him.

everytime I see rooney I imagine woodman casting

>>77967766
>daily heil

>>77970150
he'd be ripping copper out of walls and nicking railway sleepers pal

>>77970203
>I feel offended by the publication you chose to select because I disagree with the views and practices of some of its writers
t. brainlet

>>77969009
You now remember how good that ad was.

>>77970120

You need privacy as a football player mate. He'd be able to pay for a chaufer for the rest of his life on a month's salary.

>>77967766

Well congratulations, you've got yourself caught, now what's the next step of your master plan?

>"crashing this career with no survivors"

>>77970203
you're a gayboys arse mate

>DUI driving a VW beetle at 2AM

kek. slags...

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>tfw you just bike home pissdrunk and nobody gives a fuck

>>77969932
no shame having a lager on a day off. the fact that he's trying to hide it is a red flag though.

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OMFG

>>77970514
>tfw haven't been pissdrunk in over 5 years
never going back

>>77970150
He'd be a low level enforcer after failing as a boxer. Family were big in local gyms.

>>77970577

Like Rocky then yeah? Just without the charm.

>>77970372
>>77970478
>brainlet mailtards

>>77970203
OH MAH GOD THE DAILY MAYAL

>>77970643
>I can't refute your argument so I'll have to resort to mud slinging instead

Why even point out the source when the news is quite obviously true and has been reported everywhere all day, that's the sign of a genuine fuckwit.

>>77970736
Because that anon was obviously just baiting for (You)s.

>REVEALED: Wayne Rooney was driving brunette office worker home in her VW Beetle when he was arrested

Uh oh Rooney...

>>77970666
sounds like a mail opinion piece, you should be right at home

>>77967766
How did his hair regrow?

Anyways, a pikey is a pikey, he's going to drink. Who gives a fuck.

>>77970948
>its true
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-4843376/Wayne-Rooney-arrested-suspicion-drink-driving.html
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>77970948
Sheeeit. This will blow up. I wonder if Coleen will forgive him a second time.

>>77971020
anywhere reporting this besides the heil?

>>77969042
You don't enjoy driving? Are speed laws that bad in Sweeden?

You must be a joyless cunt if you don't enjoy testing a good engine around the backstreets near your house. My family has owned 3 Audi's and they are a goddamn joy to let loose.

>>77971001
Still no arguments

>>77971043
>not liking DailyMail
I bet you like the guardian. DM is top for gossip, la.

>>77971043
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-41123148

>>77969807
Lol still can't believe he got caught with a hooker. With a wife and fuckign kids. Fucking pikey

>>77970113
>>77970113
Who cares if he is banging them in

>>77971054

There's a pretty huge difference between what you are talking about and what he's talking about.

One is talking about a hobby. One is talking about a means to avoid incarceration.

You decide who is making which point.

>>77971109
the people paying him to perform as an athlete might care a bit

>>77970538
>you now realize Rooney has an interesting twitter because he drunk posts

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lads.....

>>77971073
cheers

>>77971124
And he's been scoring, no?

>>77971158
who?

>>77971171
his wife

>>77971176
you just know she loves it from behind, look at those thick thighs

wait im so confused.

why was he taking this chick to her place?

and why was he driving HER car?

>>77971195
hehe yeah man i hear you bro

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Good lad. Shame he got caught tbqh
Police should be out catching Muslims instead of hounding English heroes

>>77971199
he was gonna shag her i assume, but the story makes almost no mention of her

>>77971278
Besides London, is the Muslims problem really that bad over there?

>>77971199
Why do you think? This is two scandals in one.

>>77970948

Oh man. The Dream is over

>>77971314
The problem is arguably worse in northern English towns and cities. England is a truly disgusting country. Can't wait to watch it sink into the sea.

>>77970948
neverton confirmed 10th place

>>77971338
Damn, I'm lucky to have visited in 2012 before things got worse. I bet things will get turned around before you sink into the sea

>>77970948
If it was her car then surely the likelihood he was insured to drive it is extremely low? So drink-driving, maybe also driving without insurance, also he's clearly cheated again so he could lose the family.

>>77971361
Don't listen to him he's poor. Probably a filthy northern monkey too. England is amazing if you're not earning 8 quid an hour

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This pretty much happened to my dad. He was caught drunk driving with a male Latvian prostitute in the back seat. Turned out the guy had been trafficked to the country as well so that made it worse, plus he cut one of the guys eyebrows off. Haven't seen him in 7 years now

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>>77971584
>faggo dad

>>77971584
You homophobic m8? That's not cool

vw beetle kek

>>77971584
Pretty progressive lad

>>77971584
Are you still in touch with the prozzy to fill the hole your dad left?

>>77971584
I didn't know Keith Vaz had a son

>>77971584
>he cut one of the guys eyebrows off
???

>>77971361
Nope. It's getting worse and worse. Mudshits literally calling for jihad on the streets

https://www.youtube.com/embed/tnuL4N-VOpo

>>77971784
Come on down and find out about the second amendment, goat fuckers

>>77970948
here we go again
again

>>77970948
>office worker
At least he's not paying for it this time

>>77969348
lol

>>77971034
>I wonder if Coleen will forgive him a second time.
>second time.

I thought Rooney had cheated on her loads? His penchant for prostitutes is well documented.

>>77972377
i thought she'd be thinking
>i'm just gonna go along with it until our kids are grown
but they keep having kids!

>>77972392
I imagine she's squeezing out as many kids as possible for the maximum divorce settlement.

>giving a woman a lift home
even if youre sober, when youre a celebrity you dont do it if youre acting innocent.
Wayne was definitely looking to get dip his wick

>>77972543
Nowt wrong with that lad. Shame you beta males have to look down on an alpha spreading his seed

>>77972600
its abit wrong when youre married.

>>77969932
drinking it is fine, trying to be sneaky is another thing desu

>>77972617
marriage is a spook

>>77969807
>>77971091
was that the granny?

shapoopi

>>77972617
Marriage became a mug's game when a wife stopped being a man's property.
This basically led to society becoming degenerate

>>77970436
only for the nike curse

>>77968022
He is already worse.

>>77969018

I think you missed the point, he was driving some 29 year old woman's car back to her house, where he ultimately was going to shag her.

Rooney killed a family of six drunk driving back in 06

>>77978808
that hadn't been revealed when i posted it.

>>77969123
the ages old "i would like to continue to be paid by you, sir rich cunt" code

mad thinking that he was ahead of ronaldo in ability when they were the same age in their early careers at man utd

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>>77971043
>the heil