> be me
> young guy out of college
> dad has tickets to main suite at mlb game
> sure why not, team is in a pennant race
> see tons of QTs
> My dad and his friend ask why I don't go talk to them
> autism.mp4
> proceed to get made fun of the rest of the game
> pic related
>>77964862
> My dad and his friend why I don't go talk to them
this is literally the final fucking boss of life
>>77965320
Four years later when he has his shit together they'll look back on his pussyness and laugh together
>>77964862
Damn op, you have to work on taking responsibility for your actions and living with the consequences of your choices. Kek
> be me
> go to Rockies cubs game in Denver
> sit next to qt. 3.14
> start bs conversation with her
> seems to go well
> go out and get drinks after with our friends
> end up doing coke in bathroom stalls off iPhones
> take her back to my cousins house to bang
> she ends up being in her early 30s. (I'm 21)
> just remember I have a gf
> don't have sex and pussy out
> wake up with massive hangover and clogged nose from blow.
> pay for her uber back to her place
> kill self.
wow what a great story.
>>77965363
Fug these are painful
>>77965363
> pay for her uber back to her place
Wait I think I know you
>>77965450
N...no
>tfw you make her laugh and he makes her cum
>>77965491
FUCK YOU CHAD!!!
>>77965363
jeez thats like a mark wahlberg type of cuckholdry. Break up with her then kys fag
>>77965491
Dude, learn basic oral skills... its not even hard
>>77965819
Delet
>>77964862
why didn't you just have some liquid courage?