I'm an American moving to London. What EPL team should

chelsea just to piss people off

The team whose stadium is closest to where you're living.

>>77958123
What if I move?

Why the fugg would someone move to bongistan in 2017?

>>77958069
Where are you moving to? Support a team close to there.

>>77958123
I checked and Emirates is only like 1.5 miles away. I'm not sure that I can handle Wenger OUT/IN.

>>77958185
I like it there, and the weather's better than NYC.

Chelsea.

>>77958069
West Ham.

>>77958159
You have to be loyal to your team once you've chosen it.

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>>77958977
Not boding well for me and Arsenal, desu.

>>77958069
Normally I'd say go for a Championship side with a chance at promotion, but they're all shit or detestable or both.

Go Tottenham. Arselel will give you blood pressure issues, Chelsea are a glory hunters team, Palace are shit and West Ham are a despicable meme.

>>77958069
>>77959355
That's a big mushroom

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Millwall, for the banter and you'll be able to get tickets without spending a small fortune.

>>77958069
Liverpool.

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Liverpool. The sleeping giant of the premier league. Once the undisputed champions of Europe, they have fallen on hard times lately. Now however, they are rising up once again with an exciting new team and manager, who like to play with ruthless attacking power. Their greatest weakness is their defense, but they easily make up for it with their attack, which makes for nail-biting games with lots of goals.

And then there's the fans:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Go-jJlGd1so

>>77958069
Arsenal, they will need support

>>77961577
Sadistic fuck

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>>77961564
>I'm an American moving to London
>moving to London
>to London
>London
Fucking scouse retards. Even if you weren't appealing to someone moving to almost the other side of the country, your post is still cringy as fuck

>And then there's the fans
Do you work for fucking Sky?

nice mushrooms! do u pick them near home?

>>77961564
well written

>>77961726
nerd

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>>77958069
Wealdstone.
Apparently all other clubs got no fans.

>>77962172
Palace. We may be shit but the roller coaster ride is entertaining as fuck. You legitimately have no clue what's going to happen from one day to the next. You might beat Chelsea one day only to have your manager ragequit and a fucking dutchman take over the next.

>>77961726
I know a great many Liverpool fans in London who show as much love to the club as they do in my hometown of Liverpool.

No need to be so jealous of our passion.

OP I support Liverpool because their supporters feature in my favourite song Fearless by Pink Floyd

>>77962595
Not even the best song on the first side of Meddle.

Anyway, OP, choose Chelsea. Duh. Literally 4chan: the team.

Crystal Palace is the most american team in the UK

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>>77961858
Thanks! I picked them in the mountains while visiting my parents in Utah.

Lots of conflicting opinions ITT, lads. I might have to feel it out once there.

None
Pompey

>>77958273
Come to San Diego then, weather's fucking choice.

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>>77965976
I have a job and a work visa. Besides, I like London.

>>77961564
not a good enough explanation.

please give me 96 reasons why I should choose them

>>77958069
crystal palace

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>>77966284
I'm not going to Croydon. It's like an hour away.

Look, you're going to support the Goons and that's it.

>>77958069
crystal palace if you want disappointment but respect (pls follow my team)

tottenham if you wana get laughed a

chelsea if want people to think youre a plastic fan (which you will be i guess?)

arsenal if youre ready to kill yourself

random meme london club if youre a faggot

>>77959506
Millwall

London is trash /pol/pinions aside. Not worth the money.

Move to Brighton or somewhere on the south coast. But if you must support a London team, Spurs are the undisputed good guys
>fast, entertaining football
>young, developing players
>meme manager
>raucous home support

>>77966551
Man, nobody's going to commute 1.5 hours from Brighton each way.

>>77958069
Montpellier

>>77966551
Spurs are a literal Jew club

>>77959637
Thats what she said

United

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>>77958069
Millwall is the only real option.

>>77966710
As opposed to all the noble Russian, Chinese, and Middle Eastern clubs?

There's no integrity anymore unless you support a conference team or something
>>77967052
True if you enjoy LARPing as a hooligan with a bunch of sad fat middle aged men

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>>77958069
wtf is wrong with your thumb nail?

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crystal palace has american style cheerleaders and muh atmoshpere

>>77958069
Are you an elf?

>>77958069
Maybe some team that didnt went full Paki.

Could be a though choice

Fulham
>Shit atmosphere
>Well behaved supporters
>Absolutely no banter

Perfect fit

Anyone but Palace, unless you are a gypsy

>>77961564
I swear this is the Liverpool description for the Journey on FIFA17

>>77967703
second right looks very much like Annette Schwarz. I'd surely pee in her mouth

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>voluntarily moving to england

>>77958069
Wimbledon for their fuck you all attitude.

Don't understand why you're posting images of yourself holding phallic shaped objects but Brighton is probably the team for you.

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>>77958273
If at any time you are seriously tempted to support Arsenal (a big mistake) read the eternal autism thread here.

tough call
def not arseanal obvs
chels you will never be able to go to games
palace/west ham/spurs id say

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>>77958069
become a lester bandwagon two years too late just to piss everybody off

>>77967703
Where are the Indian or Paki girls. Disappointing

>>77967703
>crystal palace
didn't that burn down 150 years ago?

>>77967888
and a terrible fucking name and crest