>Rimando >Guzan >Zusi >Hedges >Acosta >McCarty

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>>77887121
>Pulisic
He is all we need

>B-bruce doesnt favor my little sawker pla-
How can one coach fuck up this badly?

>>77887153
Did you know he is the youngest ever /bundes/ player to score 5 goals ever in the history of football?

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>see garbage players play like garbage in the shitty gold cup
>"Hey you know what would be a good idea for the world cup qualifiers? Calling them up!"
Pulisgod can't save us.

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>>77887260
I know

>>77887223
If you expected an MlelS coach to be smart with his player picks, you are in for a rude awakening.

Arena is senile

This is the only way I can save this shitpile of a squad. Immediate subs are Beasley, Altidore, Acosta, Besler, Ream. Play Dempsey then sub him out in the 60th minute for an extra midfielder and play with Wood alone on top.

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>>77887739
Forgot pic

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>PulisGOAT
and it's all better

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>DeMarcus Beasley
>2017

>this squad STILL won the Gold Cup
the STATE of chicANOs (ajajajajajajaja)

>>77887775
Did you see us against the dude weed islanders in the earlier home wc qualifiers? We had our A team and we played like fucking garbage until PulisGOD had to come in and save us. We will be fucked against Costa Rica if something happens to him.

>>77887798
Stop laughing
Mexico's C team is unironically the 4th best squad in concacaf

Would Paulinho be a starter in the USMNT? Be honest

>>77887798
>>77887953
>muh gold cup
Are you still celebrating your mickey mouse tin pot trophy? Do you want an orange slice and a caprisun too? lmao estos gringos

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>wondo
>morris
Fuck you, Bruce

>>77888024
We have Michael Bradley as our primary defensive midfielder. Of course Paulinho would be a starter.

>>77888053
What about David Lu17?

>>77887260
>implying scoring goals in the shit league that is buyernwinslol means anything

>>77888072
David Luiz as a CB? I'd rather play Brooks and Cameron tbqhwy.

>>77888116
My Little Sawker isn't even 2 Bundesliga quality yet we're still calling up mediocre My Little Sawker forwards.

>>77888035
t. Janitor

>>77888024
>>77888072
>paulinho
probably
>luiz
nah

>>77888166
>r*ddit spacing
If you have a problem with having Bundesliga players being called up then you should be angry at having Mlels trash being called up.

>>77888041
Jesus christ, memeis is that fucking terrible?

>>77888119
>>77888152
What about Renato Augusto? He's worse than Memelinho imo

>>77888247
Any Brazilian right now in Brazil's squad would be starters over all of our players except maybe Pulisic since Pulisic on the wing is probably better than Douglas Costa.

>>77888191
>angry

When did I ever imply I'm angry? All I said is that accomplishment doesn't mean shit.

> being this much of a retard

Like I said - go back to /reddit/

>>77887761
>now THIS is podracing

>>77888035
ese
you are a retard
If Mexico's C team is 4th best, then their A and B teams are #1 and #2, I was implying USA's A team is 3rd best.

>>77888290
>still more r*ddit spacing
MlelS is garbage and you should feel bad.

>>77888351
You're high

>>77888360
>completely overlooking the part where I made you look like a retard.

And what the fuck is /reddit/ spacing??

>>77888351
Perdoname, wey.
>>77888395
>U-usa n-number 1 w-we won a C team mickey mouse trophy with our A team!
Jajajajajajajaja

>>77888410
pls stop embarassing yourself my american friend

>>77887761
Dempsey is too old. Play with Wood alone on top like he does at Hamburg or try to fit in Niggerdore and sub him out for Deuce in the second half.

>Guzan
JUST

>>77888428
t. Spic

>>77887121
There's nothing wrong with any of those players except McCarty and wondo.

>>77888524
And morris. He's has no right to be on the nt.

>>77888482
no u

>>77888541
Yeah fair enough. Which forward would you have instead tho?

>>77888566
see: >>77888041
I'd take CJ and Ramirez before Morris and Wondo.

>>77888524
>There's nothing wrong with any of those players
Did you not see the gold cup this summer?

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Didn't we have a Norwegian and an Icelandic kid both on our team under Klinsmann? Whatever happened to them?

And who is that kid that we brought to the WC and we let him play the end of some game we were losing?

>>77888670
>Norwegian
Mix Diskerud? He's garbage and a fraud who couldn't cut it in MlelS
>Icelandic
Johannsson has been injured for a year or two and is about to leave his German club Werder Bremen.
The last kid I assume is Julian Green. He hasn't been playing any meaningful games in the past 3 years since the world cup and is barely getting any playing time in his current bottom feeder club Stuttgart.

I'll never forget Wondolousy miss that sitter in the world cup against Belgium...

Don't think I'll ever forgive him tb h, m8s

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>>77888700
Jesus fuck. Was Klinsmann that bad of a talent evaluator? Or does every manager take risks like this and you win some, you lose some?

>>77888670
>iceland
johannsson. He's ok. Better than Morris, but not good enough.
>norway
Dicks Miskerud? He's bad.
>wc
Julian Green? I have no idea what happened to him.

>>77888609
I did.

>>77887121
LOL Mexico would fuck your fat gringo team up

A Mexican high school would beat your shit team.

>>77888757
That's why we got stomped at the azteca right? Lmao dos a cero pussy

silly question from a casual. Zardes used to get a lot of meaningful playing time and then just never appeared again. Is he awful?

>>77888785
That wasn't our A team pendejo

>>77888755
Then you're blind.

>>77888792
Such a thing doesn't exist, unfortunately

>>77888035
xD eet wuz only Mehico's Z team XDDDDDDD
lmao the state of you lot

>t-that wasn't our A-A t-team
fucking kek, Mexishits would sound like broken records, which ironically is the only type of record they can afford

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>>77888735
Thanks!

Can I ask you some advice?

I'm going to Costa Rica on September 3rd from USA, two days after the teams play hexagonal in New Jersey.

Can I trash talk my friends about it already because the USA is sure to walk over CR? Because that's the angle I'm starting to explore.

>>77887953
>>77888412
>>77888792
>muh B C D E F Team
>the absolute state of your chicano damage control

>>77889043
If we called in half our A squad for the shitty worthless tournament like you did then we would have destroyed your pathetic my little sawker all stars in the final.

>>77889075
>we
>that flag
el chicANO ay ay ay

>>77887761
>le pacey nig BTFO of RB

>>77888791
He has the first touch of someone who coated their shoes in flubber

Hello, where is Yedlin? Where is Brooks?

>>77887121
Which is the best city in the United States, for someone who hates and rejects everything that is NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL. And only likes and is a fan and follower of MLS (major league soccer) and soccer?

A place in the USA, where major league soccer is the most dominant, most popular and most important professional sports league.

Where the MLS team is the most important team, the most popular, the most followed and most wanted.

And that the MLS team is the only champion in your city or state

>>77888834
I think you might be actually.

>>77888968
>Can I trash talk my friends about it already because the USA is sure to walk over CR? Because that's the angle I'm starting to explore.
not him but Costa Rica raped us in the last qualifier we played against them. They're really dangerous and with this team we'll be lucky to scrape out 1-0

>>77889154
Most of his assists were actually awful first touches in and around the box

>>77889486
Portland maybe. NBA is big there but that's the only major city with a big soccer culture with not much of everything else

>>77887761
That would be a good team, though Mexico's best 11 would still probably beat it.

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>leave the tropical mexicans to me

>>77889449
Both injured, I believe

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>>77889521
Won't Pulisic score three goals anyway so at worst it will be like 3-1.

Pulisic is basically the next Messi, right?

>>77889486
holy shit SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>77889486
Just stick with Orlando, Fernando Fernandez.

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Why does he look so god damn smug 100% of the time?

>Wondo and Memeis over Dwyer
>McCarty over Williams or Rowe
>Hedges' mouth breathing ass
>No Timmy Chandler
>Lichaj and Zusi
>Beasley's withered remains
Is Bruce going senile at age 65?

>>77890476
Because he knows he can underachieve and blame it on muh middle of qualifying season

>play C team
>lose tournament in semis
>hurr durr chicano suicide rates through the roof

>send A team beat usa easily
>fuck you mexicans
>ARENA OUT REEEEE!

everytime

>>77890476
because we're in CONCASHIT where mediocrity makes you king

>>77892461
>beat usa easily
>everytime
So obviously false I'm not even sure why I'm replying to your shit bait

>>77888024
Of course

>>77892810
We embarrassed you in your home stadium last year lol

>>77887260
in the same game?

>>77889512
No you're blind if you think shitters who struggle against amateur island niggers playing in lower divisions deserve to be on the national team.

>Pulisic, Bradley, Johnson, Nagbe

At least our midfield is pretty noice. That's the most frustrating area to be weak in, and we have by far the best midfield in CONCACAF.

Probably won't make it out of the group stage next summer

>>77888116
>2nd best league in the world
>shit league

>>77896936
>has 2 great teams and 18 that range from shit to above average at best
even mid table LaLiga teams are better than 80% of bundesliga teams
PL > LaLiga > Serie A > Bundesliga > Ligue 1

>>77896990
Watch out for the bombs, Ahmed
Realwinslol>Bayernwinslol>EPLel>Serie A> Ligue 1

>>77897065
Real won the first liga title in 5 years and people already started saying it's not a competitive league, lol. They just lost 2 points at home yesterday
PL is much more competitive than BL and has more good teams, Serie A is starting to become interesting again with Napoli and Milan's return to form.

>>77897201
It may become Realwinslol in the future
Also
>competitivity = quality
No
>england has more good teams
You mean the ones that got BTFO'd 1-5 two times?
EPL isn't a bad league but it's definitely not number one

>>77896831
Nagbe doesnt do shit and Bradley is a mediocre dm

>>77890881
>No Timmy Chandler
Why is that a problem?

>>77887121
>It's a Yurocucks complain about MLS episode
Even the Simpsons have less

>>77900200
>durrr yurocuck durr stop bullying my mediocre mlels players!
You have to have shit for brains if you want Hedges, Mccarty, Morris or Windows in this squad. I know you want to cry like a little faggot when people call out mlels for the trash that it is but it doesn't mean you have to defend every mediocre shitter from there.

>>77900251
If we had Ronaldo and Messi eligible and we picked Windows over them then you'd have room to talk

Guys, do you expect to win against Costa Rica? If you win that match we can finally win the CONCACAF Qualifiers for the first time in 100 years

>>77896990
>I rate the "premier" league
Embarrassing, t.b.h.

>>77901547
With our shitter gold cup squad being forced in I now think we are heavily geared toward a shitty semen slurping draw at home against Costa Rica and an last minute win against Honduras. God I can already imagine the shitshow with Pulisic doing everything he can while being let down by these literally who shitters like Morris and Areola.

>why are they bringing these players theyre not good enough
>theyre from mlels
>Wondolowski???

would you people grow the hell up.
this is our strongest line up.
Wondo is probably the best American born finisher in US history despite his famous miss.
Dax Mcarty is easily the best midfielder the US has had in the last 5 years behind only Bradley.

MLS in general is in no danger of "not being good enough" and they grow dramatically every year.
Believe me, they don't need our help.
grow up, stop being pussies who support a club over seas cause you're insecure, and pay more attention.


as for the CR game, CR is a top 20 team on earth and is very strong and organized while dangerous. The US will need to fight for this win

>>77901840
What specifically are you bitching about? Who did Arena not pick that has your panties in a bunch?

#77901970
>r*ddit spacing
>unironically rating Wondolowshit
>my little sawker shilling
You're not getting a (you), it's too obvious.

>>77901970
>>77901970
>The US will need to fight for this win
fedora tier response
It's no different than saying you can win against a stronger, faster, more intelligent, more skillful opponent just by trying your hardest. People like you are a disgrace since you deem that you have to put no effort into anything you do as long as you put effort when you need it and completely disrespecting those who put the time and energy in their trade to get better. People like you are a fucking disgrace to our society and are the biggest reason why this country is in tatters.

>>77902083
Please calm your autism

>>77902083
huh?
are you autistic dude?

in all sports, people who aren't as talented defeat those who are naturally talented by trying harder.

CR and the US are almost equally, both severely underrated on the world stage.
when you're equals you sometimes have to fight harder than the other.

why do I have to explain this, are you 11?
What kind of whiney pussy are you.

>>77902131
Im afraid you're the only autistic one here doyle

>>77901970
>MLS in general is in no danger of "not being good enough" and they grow dramatically every year.
Who are you even fooling? Almost every MLS player looks lost and out of shape in the international game against good teams. MLS has the pace and intensity of a lower european division game with the same technical skills to match. Your best player was a Juventus benchwarmer who cant even get called for Italy despite Italy needing attacking midfielders.

>>77902218
>Switzerland, Spain, Belgium, Peru, Uruguay, Sweden, Slovakia, B&H, Cameroon, Paraguay, Ghana

Countries ranked in the top 50 in the FIFA rankings that have called up at least 1 player from MLS for the qualifiers. Obviously US, Mexico, and Costa Rica as well.

>>77902383
All of those teams dont use MLS as their main league to pick from.

>>77902757
Newsflash buddy: just about every NT in the world calls up a disproportionate amount of players from their domestic league.

You want to know why Giovinco was snubbed by Italy? It's probably because all but 2 of the players they called up play in Series A. That's just the way it is. Arena can go to talk to an MLS manager and say, "Hey man, I want to borrow X player, is that alright?" And they will go, "By all means take him, what's good for the USMNT is good for MLS". But if he asks a foreign league manager the same thing, he will say, "Well you know X is really trying to fight for a spot on the team right now, it will hurt his chances if he goes to play for your NT instead of staying here to practice".

This isn't a problem for well established US players playing overseas like Pulisic, Cameron, Wood, etc..., but you can't call up a player like McKinnie who is fighting for playing time on Schalke.

>>77903066
Gio was not snubbed, he was just playing in the MLS, and the italian NT coach correctly assumed that he wasnt playing against strong enough competition to warrant a call up

>>77905789
yet spain, a stronger national team who has won a world cup more recently called up Villa?

>>77887121
>>77887121
>>77887121
>>77887121

for the 10th time, Bruce Arena has the longest unbeaten streak in US national team history with mostly MLS players. You faggots know nothing about this sport or our own league, stop being insecure faggots and complaining that we didnt call up 18 euro based players, its fucking embarrassing

>>77905899
For a few games and for his leadership role and status and not because he's tearing apart useless MlelS traffic cones. Brazil called up Kaka recently for one or two games and then stopped calling him up.

>>77906056
The more you shit on MLS the easier it is to tell how insecure you are about the league, if nobody actually cared about MLS we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Whether you like it or not MLS is going to grow into one of the biggest leagues in the world, no amount of memeing to strangers on the internet and shitposting will ever change that

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>>77905918
>play against Concatrash fodder and friendlies against shitty third worlders
>""""""""""""unbeaten""""""""""""" streak
Wow give that man a contract!

>>77906096
>WAAAAAAHHHHH MLELS 45 DEGREE UPWARD TRAJECTORY
Meanwhile we get to enjoy watching the almighty MlelS all stars struggle to put down fucking Martinique.

>>77906136
>most winning manager in US history
>won our regions tournament
>longest unbeaten streak in history

keep fucking crying that we're not calling up enough euro based players, Bruce clearly doesn't give a shit about you or your fucking terrible opinions, go purchase more euro jerseys you fucking cuck. fucking pathetic.

keep sucking meme dick while the big boys use their brain

>>77906136
>>77906169
>the defenders who conceded two goals to the world class martinique national team are being called up yet again
we're doomed

>>77890881
yeah chandler has been dominant for the US, no idea why he wouldn't be invited.

>>77906169
MLS all stars literally just tied the best team in the world, whats your response to that?

>b-but preseason
Madrid drew against a team of players who had never played together before

>>77894151
you're supremely overreacting. our talent pool isn't what you seem to think it is, and I'm not sure what this "struggling" is that you are referencing.

>>77906198
>bragging about a fucking preseason game
Jesus fucking christ, doyle this isnt even funny anymore.

>>77906231
you have no argument, Madrid played against a team of players who had never played together or used the same tactics.

Keep shitting on MLS with memes while you prove with every post that you know literally nothing, you're fucking pathetic.

this anti-MLS autist is among the worst posters on the board. I've never seen somebody get BTFO harder than he was during gold cup, and now here we go with the same shit again. I suspect he's 17 years old or mexican.

>>77906256
it's literally the same 1-2 people, and I'm going to keep shitting on them every single time they choose to voice their terrible opinions, I promise that. you hear that faggot? you're never fucking safe from getting blown out as long as I'm here.

>>77906247
>>77906256
>muh boogeyman
Literally everyone but the twelve odd number autists in your reddittor echo chamber /mlels/ think your a joke in the national team threads

>>77906247
>you have no argument
You're using a friendly as an argument for the world class power of MlelS. A fucking friendly. Like how much more desperate can you shills get? Did you honestly think Marcelo or Kroos were playing the games of their lives against MlelS shitters?

>>77906283
i don't even go to the places you assume I do, but I'm just not retarded enough to assume that youth players in european clubs are better than the best MLS players, like you do over and over again.

You guys literally don't remember all the caps timmy chandler and danny williams have already had, its insane.

>>77888024
>plays in europe
>plays for Barca
fuck yeah

>>77906308
Yeah it's obvious it's you. You type like a reddittor faggot; you use the same redditt spacing; you have the same retarded exaggerated opinions on mls being some grand top 10 league; you have some sort of autistic fascination with shitting on Timothy Chandler for some reason when no one brought him up. It's no wonder anons can recognize your retardation and autism "Doyle" or whatever the fuck you call yourself. Your opinions are so ridiculous and embarrassing that Im really starting to fear your mental sanity.

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>>77906365
>when no one brought him up

>>77906365
Doyle is literally a paid shill

>>77906096
I feel you, dog. But that's an awfully bold and confrontational claim.

it might be true, but you could temper it a little bit .

>>77906365
Watching garbage like MlelS for so long will make you go mentally ill sooner or later like him.

>>77906256
>>77906404
The samefagging is so obvious with that blatant reddit-spacing.

>>77906451
>trying this hard
wew

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>>77906451

I'm actually
>>77888670
and
>>77888728

Don't mix me in with that other guy!

I think MLS is getting better and better, but I'm not gonna say it's going to be all that for certain.

>>77897991
>people actually think this

>>77897065
we get it ostrich rike, you play football manager

>>77888278
Brooks stays desu. That's it.

>>77906711
Brooks over Marquinhos or Thiago Silva is a huge stretch.

>>77906806
Less of one than Pulisic getting competitive minutes.

>>77906658
Go back to your fiesta, beaner

>>77906687
>>77906658
>>77906283
>>77906365
>>77906398
>not supporting your domestic league
>firing against your domestic league
I'll give you 50 bucks if you stop samefagging, Patel