>paying $100 dollars for a shitshow I get they did this because

i'm seeing it with some friends, but we're not paying either.

>>77829545
go to a bar

>>77829570

do not reply to spam

>not just find a stream somewhere

Llegan un hindu, un judio y un americano a un hotel de un pueblito pequeño y piden un cuarto para tres personas.

"Solo me queda un cuarto, que es para dos, pero si no les incomoda, tengo espacio en el establo para que uno se duerma ahi".

Los tres individuos deciden tomar el cuarto y en eso dice el hindu: "Si quieren, yo me voy a dormir al establo y ustedes duermen en el cuarto".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta del cuarto:

>Quien es?"

"Soy el hindu, lo que pasa es que en el establo hay una vaca, y como es un animal sagrado para nosotros, no puedo dormir donde duerme una vaca".

En eso, el judio dice: "No se preocupen, si quieren, yo me duermo en el establo".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta del cuarto: "

>Quien es?"

"Soy el judio, lo que pasa es que en el establo hay un cerdo, y es un animal desagradable para nosotros, no puedo dormir donde duerme un cerdo".

En eso, el americANO dice: "No se preocupen, yo me ire a dormir al establo".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta: "Quien es?"

"Somos la vaca y el cerdo, y hay un americANO en el establo"

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Ok i can pay 100 or i can watch on streaming for free

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>>77829685
>the absolute state of Chile's """"""humor"""""""
Learn to speak proper spanish, Juan.

go to a bar or maybe a theater that's playing it for a cover
you can even be a total autist and still do this anon, you're allowed to go watch a game

>>77829788
se enojo ajsdkasjdkjsakdjskajds

>>77829820
that joke was far too wordy. 2/10 sort of smirked, if only barely

>>77829685
what is this mongoloid saying?

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>>77829820
Not even mad at the facebook-tier posting mate.

>tfw no friends

>>77829931
A Jew and a Hindu and an American are going to a hotel in a small town and they ask for a room for three people.
"I only have a room for two people, but if you don't mind, I have space in the stable for one person to sleep there"

The three individuals decided to take the room, and the Hindu said "If you want, I will go sleep in the stable, and you can sleep in the room"

After five minutes there was a knock on the door of the room
>"Who is it"
"I am the Hindu. Thing is, there is a cow in the stable, and seeing how cows are sacred for Hindus, I can't sleep in the same place as a cow

Then, the Jew says "don't you worry, if you'd like, I will sleep in the stable" [HAHAA, Jews being selfless is very believable, that's a better punchline right here]

After five minutes there was a knock on the door of the room
>"Who is it"
"I am the Jew. Thing is, there is a pig in the stable, and seeing how pigs are unclean for Jews, I can't sleep in the same place as a pig

Then, the American says "don't you worry, if you'd like, I will sleep in the stable"

After five minutes there was a knock on the door of the room
>"Who is it"
"We are the cow and the pig, and there is an American in the stable"

>>77829680
the usual sites i use seem fucked