3 wins 9 points 10 goals scored 0 goals conceded who the

anyone who's not considered relegation-tier, which can't be said about the teams they've played so far

liverpool :D

>>77828990
The butthurt JJ-customer returns...

ariana grande

>>77828948
No one, city, spurs and chelsea are the only ones that might even score against united

>>77828990
Didn't you neck yourself after the CL final?

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>>77828948
>who the fuck can stop them?

Manchester United

no seriously I don't see any of the top 4 challenging them, the only way they lose is if they slip mid season

>>77828990
>ABU tears

Munich. Both the team and the airport.

>>77829013
>spanish """""""humour"""""""

>>77828990
you are not slovakia la it's not the same

Their next game is away at Stoke City. They are going to get smashed just like Arselel did.

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>>77829144

I hate the international break, but it actually feels comfy going into it knowing your team are top of the table, unbeaten and haven't even conceded

>>77829018
you have me mistaken for sum1 m8

>>77829156
I'm not about to believe that more than 1 person in Slovakia has an internet connection

Mike Dean will get em

>>77829186
That's Slovenia you fucking retard

>>77829186
dumb norwegian

>>77829186
>danish education

>>77829186
How many Danish teams in the CL this year m8?

last digit is how many players pick up injuries during the break

>>77829186
stupid finish

>>77829186
fucking England

Disappointed only to win by two goals and Lukaku not scoring.

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>>77829228

>not understanding irony

Everyone indeed has the 'tism here.

>>77829221
We are too intelligent to participate m8

>>77829263
>damage_control.exe

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>>77829144
can mou do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?

>>77829263
>i was pretending to be retarded

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*loses to the madrid Θ team*

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>>77829285
>ABU in a fit

They only faced trash

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>>77829290

I'd shitpost with you about this but I'm off to the pub

>>77829319
Getting the excuses in early in the season nice

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>>77829354
That's Slovenia not Slovakia, you dumbass.

>>77829354
yes?

>>77829337
We know you know we know you're just gonna close the tab and spend the night continuing to be retarded in other threads.

>>77829199
fuck
please, anyone but him

>West ham have made good signings, can see them getting a draw
>West ham were shite but Clement's got swansea playing well and the Liberty is a hard place to go
>Swansea are trash but Leicester look back in good form, Vardy is firing, they hit four against Arsenal and the counter attack will be deadly against an untested United
>Leicester are shit but Stoke are making the Britannia a fortress again
When will it end?

>>77829409
Joke's on you, my tab is still open.

>>77829495
hi :3

>>77829436
It doesn't, ABUism is a severe mental disorder, these people don't actually understand that they're retarded

>>77829354
so this....is the power...of italian defences

>>77828948
Liverpool

>>77829556
no one's obsessed with sheffied united lad

>>77829186
denmark is the new canada........

>>77829649
As long as we're not the new Mexico

>>77829436
ABUs are like libearals. Keep throwing logic and facts at them and they always come up with excuses.

Mane. Not even trolling. Mane's gonna score 4 goals over 2 against them. If this hasn't been revealed to you through prophecy, you need to devote the rest of your life to finding the absolute QUICKEST way to kill yourselves.

>>77830281
Take your meds and shut up

not fucking City I fear

>>77830526
Not one of those words looks like it's in the right place in your sentence.

>1968, 1999, 2008..
2018?

>>77830558
2018 and 2019

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>>77828948
Its the same shit every year
>season begins
>ManU beats up on shit teams
>did you see that score G
>we dem moyes boys
>who can stop us now that we have beaten swansea city
>only lose and draw to top half teams
>finish 6th
I never cared about United, but now their delusional customers are annoying. Worse than liverpool fans tbf

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>>77828948
The might Rovers when we climb back to the Prem. We beat MK Dons today 4v1, you must be shitting yourself.

>>77830721
Tbf they actually play well. last season they won their first matches but played pretty poor

>>77830721
Screen capped for when we win the league

>>77830752
>You now remember that Blackburn Rovers beat Sir Alex Ferguson's Manchester United at Old Trafford LITERALLY right after announcing the new Sir Alex Ferguson stadium, courtesy of Yakubu and Hanley

Why even live?

>>77830776
they were pretty boring today honestly

>>77829436
>West ham have made good signings, can see them getting a draw
Literally nobody said that and Wet Spam have been dogshit since Payet bailed out. Hart, Zabaleta = good signings? Lmao.

>West ham were shite but Clement's got swansea playing well and the Liberty is a hard place to go
That was last season, with a different team. Today, Siggy left, Llorente is injured and they're playing five-men defense with Kyle fucking Bartley.

>Swansea are trash but Leicester look back in good form, Vardy is firing, they hit four against Arsenal and the counter attack will be deadly against an untested United
Leicester are always shit away from home. They only looked good at Emirates because Wenger didn't bother to play a single centre-back.

>Leicester are shit but Stoke are making the Britannia a fortress again
Stoke will probably lose too, so what? Just like previous ones, this win will only prove that United aren't like Liverpool last season, when they bottled all big-club wins with relegation fodder.

>inb4 newfag
What does ABU and ABL mean, I always see it and no one ever posts an un-abbreviated version

>>77830721
This tbf. 3 wins against scrubs and customers are over the moon as usual. Can't wait for Chelsea to BTFO them again.

>>77830871
So if united win the league and beat some of the big teams on the way to doing it what will the excuse be?

>>77830902
Anyone but United (Man United) and Anyone but Leicester (former league champs)

>>77830902
ABU = Anyone But United; a collective name for people who'd rather see a nuclear Holocaust and Milwall winning the league than Man Utd doing that (winning, not the Holocaust).

ABL = same thing, only with Liverpool. Which is weird, because the league's been won literally by anyone but Liverpool anyways. To a degree, when people argued that 'ABL' should stand for 'Anyone But Leicester'.

>>77830721
none of this happened last season. why you spreadin hate n lies?
utd last season beat many top 6 teams.
>won tottenham
>won chelsea
>won everton - drew everton
>drew city
>drew liverpool - drew liverpool again
>drew arsenal -
In the meantime was the only team in Europe till final so idk what u re talking about lol.

>>77830721
it's jay

Remembered when Gerrard slipped? Think Liverpool were on course to winning their first title in like 20 years?

>>77830990
Manure literally haven't won a league title in 5 years, ABU doesn't exist anymore. It died when Ferguson retired

>>77828990
They just beat the champions of two years ago la

>>77831189
Hmmm nah... maybe if they don't win a title for 10 years years, or god forbid 20 or 25...

>>77828990
Nice try. The real Slovakia killed himself lol.

>>77831189
>when you thought you were ABU but you were an ABF all along

Life doesn't make sense

>>77831281
Can't blame him desu

>>77831258
umm no sweetie, you honestly overestimate how many people care about the 6th best team in england and a side that hasn't won a title in half a decade. Xx

>>77831320
Clearly from just this website alone a lot of people care about them, United are more emotionally invested in peoples heads than any other team including yours, they're also currently the best team in England if you check the league table.

>>77831386
>play 3 literal whos
>we da best team in england

honestly m8 you reek of desperation

>Clearly from just this website alone a lot of people care about them,

No one cares about manure anymore, the only reason people go to manure threads now is to fap to traps. the fact that manure fans have to spam threads about their shitty club to keep them relevant is testament to how far they have fallen. shame really, you're the new liverpool lol

>>77830721
Man Utd actually have good players though: Mkhi, Mata, Pogba, Lukaku and the youngsters of Rashford and Martial. Liverpool have Coutinho and maybe Mane near that level and no super promising youngsters. And Liverpool haven't had a CB pairing that compares to Bailly and Jones for years and never had a GK that even comes close to De Gea in forever. Liverpool are one gigantic meme.

>>77831624
You are vastly overrating all of those United names. Especially Jones lol who has always been a joke.

>>77831499
>honestly m8 you reek of desperation
Nice projection.

You seem completely seething about Man United and yet you say you don't care. If no one cared then there would be no positive or negative posts about United.

Funny how mad you guys get since you don't care :)

>>77831664
He's always been good when fit, which has been hardly ever. Also how are Pogba, mkhi, lukaku and ashford not good players? Even Mata consistently gets 8-10 goals a season

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Wew there are some upset people in this thread.

>its only JFs who are arguing 'its the same every year' because they are total newfags to premier league
>all the brit ABUs are actually seeing it a reality and wanting the league to finish already
lol

>>77831764
Yep, this is the way it's going to be again from now on lad, feels like old times :)

Manure looking good right now. Let's see how long they can keep it up. Depending on when and how Ibrahimovic comes back, I'd say they have a good chance for the title.
Lukaku, Pogba, Rashford, Martial all playing pretty well. Mata can be decent sometimes. Mhikitaryan is just dog shit.

>>77831944
>Mhikitaryan is just dog shit.
5 assists in 3 games.

cska

>>77832016
It feels like he went to the Ozil School of Assists though: big numbers but otherwise invisible.

>>77832332
You're right: big numbers.

>>77828948
>Who can stop them?
Themselves. It's all downhill from here. This is the peak.

>>77832332
Ozil is a much much better player. An actual playmaker. Mkhitaryan looks shit against Leicester. He's hopeless. Rotation option at best.

They'll win the league. They'll massacre every team, except for the top 6 where they'll park the bus and go for draws.

26 wins, 12 draws, 0 defeats. 90 points

>>77832510
Özil is a ghost in games where it matters. Miky looked like shit against Lestah because there isn't much playmaking to do against bus parking.

>>77832510
>He's hopeless. Rotation option at best.
Lmao.

>>77832691
I watched arsenal Leicester and ozil was excellent. Excellent game too. Much better to watch than manure.

>>77832778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQBriYdeNJ0

>>77832778
>teams running around like headless chicken is excellent game
Sad.

>>77832778
It was only good to watch because Arsenal are shit at defending and it made it a good game.
Mou is too capable to let the opposition have fun

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>>77832923
>running is bad
Kek why the fuck would I care about the score or who wins or loses. I'm not a lifelong supporter like you lot top fucking kek.

>>77833081
>not loving a team long time

Filthy causal

>>77833167
>loving Manchester United Public Limited Company
Wew lad

>>77829110
underrated

Oh that was lovely watching United play again there on match of the day, just fills me with so much joy knowing we're gunna win the league and the titles coming home :)

Cute little seething Abus spilling their tears all over the place the ;)

>>77828948
unironically chelsea

The Slovak isn't even making his ironic post-match threads or joking United bought their way to victory anymore. I'm literally worried he killed himself.

>>77834295
There's no point really

1. Juve got btfo in champions league again and lost players, everyone expects them to win juvewinslol league anyway

2. United are winning and looking good at the minute and have won things the past couple seasons

3. Actual united fans don't respond to it anymore and either just leave the site or post in other threads

4. He probably did kill himself

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>>77834377
Redcafe is that away.

>>77834452
Nah hate that place

Chelsea - Falling apart

Liverpool - Falling apart

Arsenal - Falling apart

City - Meme tactics

Spurs - Lads it's tottenham


It really is Uniteds year lads

>>77832510
Ozil will be playing for Man Utd next season anyway.

>>77837278
The last Madrid reject didn't work out despite being a much better player, why would Özil?

A mediocre team in the round of 16

>>77837893
Different managers, also that guy could't have been serious as Ozils work rate would never cut it for Mou

>>77829285
united had to play lindelof and smalling b/c jones and bailly were banned. it would have been more of a contest if united were able to play their starting back line -- although they still would have lost.

>>77838103
Well, he was managed and praised by Mou after initial issues. Not too different from Miky actually.

>>77837893
>Di Maria better than ozil
You are clueless. Stop talking shit about football.