Would you take McGregor's place in the fight? You get $100m

Yes I would take it

>brain damage

I think getting my bell rung once for $100m is easily worth it

in what universe is getting both richer and stupider a bad deal

>brain damage
>in welterweight

lmao kid... little boys don't get CTE, that's a heavyweight thing

>>77824523
Lmao just throw in the towel before the first hit

>>77824523
>I'm 193cm and 95 kg
I might even win

>>77824523
Yes and I would throw in the towel after 1 second

>>77824588

feel like that probably opens you up to a lawsuit tbqh

How much force can a maximum hit do with the giant gloves they wear?

I unironically think I can beat Mayweather.

>>77824647
I actually beat Mayweather, it just wasn't televised.

>>77824600
I doubt it. The biggest problem is that he's a scrawny manlet and I would miss weight.

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floyd mayweather couldn't knock out a lightbulb

id happily get myself into a 12 round hug and poke snorefest with him for 100 million

Yup. I'd just take a dive 5 seconds in at the slightest touch and go home to cash my $100m

>>77824523
Hell yeah I would. Get knocked unconscious one time for $100 million? Easy money. Although I'm not sure if I'd be allowed to, I'm 6'0" 190 lbs which I think puts me well out of their weight class.

The only person getting brain damage is Mayweather. He's too small, old and has hand problems.

>brain damage
implying that manlet could reach me up here

>>77824523
I'd gladly do that and I wouldn't even be that worried. Mayweather isn't the kind of fighter that inflicts a lot of damage.

im 198cm 108kg
easy $100m

>>77824523
>you might get brain damage
Mayweather would have to fight for that to happen.

Considering the fact that I'm 6'5 and 105 lbs. Not only would I accept. I knock him out lol.

>>77825079
are you going to rattle your bones at him?

>>77824523
>brain damage
>against mayweather

nah yeah i'd totally fight

>>77825079
Please post a body shot. I'm having trouble visualizing these proportions.

>>77824523
MCgregor is only guaranteed $30 mil

>>77824523
I would 1000000000% take this fight. Anyone who refuses is disabled or retarded.

Facing a prime Mike Tyson is a much more difficult question however; in that situation, Brain Damage r even death are two very serious considerations.

I'm 6ft, 190lb, strongfat. I reckon i'd do alright against Floyd (although no doubt get completeley fucked up)

>>77825317
No, McGregor is guaranteed 70mili. His maximum is 125mili.

Floyd is guaranteed 100mili, potentially rising to 400mili.

Definitely. Floyd could beat the shit out of me but he's still like 40 pounds lighter and 5 inches shorter than me so as long as I keep my hands in front of my head I won't die. Probably have to spend some time in the hospital, but I'll live and walk away with $100 million. Now if this was a heavyweight match, I'd reconsider because some of those guys can literally kill you with one or two punches.

>im so tall and big, when Floyd's snappy as hell punches puncture on my liver I will not be dead on the floor crying like a bitch

>>77824523
>Brain damage
>From Mayweather
Ya nah, I just gotta show up. I don't gotta give a good show. Keep my hands up and fall on the mat when the gut shots hurt too much. I imagine I'd get paid 100 mil for all of about a minute of fight time

Brain Damage lol. You will get demolished and probably knocked out but will be fine. I would take this fight with my hands behind my back and Mayweather gets to face fuck me on television for 100 million.

id take the 3 or 4 broken ribs he'd give me.

i would definitely shoot a bunch of low blows just to make him finish it quickly

>>77825492
I don't think anyone is saying that, we're just saying that we won't get brain damage.

>>77824523
yes, I am way taller and bigger than mayweather. although he might fuck me up still it wont be that bad.

I'd be really surprised if Mayweather couldn't knock me out with two or three punches. Size differences aside he's a professional fighter. So it's basically
>excruciating pain for about 10 seconds
>unconsciousness
>possible concussion
In exchange for 100 million US dollars. Worth it.

>>77824523
Absolutely.

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>>77825079
>I'm 6'5 and 105 lbs
Are you a literal skeleton?

>>77824523
Yes, I'd just bull rush him and let him knock me out quick.

I weigh 205 pounds so I'd probably beat him. Sure, Mayweather's a good fighter, but he couldn't beat someone twice his size

>>77825845
In a boxing match he probably would.

>>77825845
This as delusional as thinking you could beat Isaiah Thomas 1-on-1 in basketball. In a regular fight he'd almost certainly kick your ass, in a boxing match you have no chance of winning.

>>77824523
you wont get brain damage fighting feather fists mayweather. Back when i was a kid they tried the same thing with Tyson..........now with Tyson youd probably get brain damage.

>>77825845

>implying you could consistently take hits from a guy who's trained his entire adult life to beat the shit out of other men
>because you weigh 50 more pounds than him

>>77824523
>spend all 12 rounds blocking gayweather's sissy strikes
>go crazy last round and try for a KO
>fake being KO'd after the first strike he lands
>go home rich

>pull down boxing shorts
>take a shit in the ring
>Collect money
Flawless

in boxing I would lose, in a real fight I would win easily.

>>77829520
No you wouldnt

Why do you neets enjoy roleplaying so much?

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>>77829768
let's see mayweather dodge nippon steel folded 1,000 times!

>>77829768
he is a nigger, I can just stab or shoot him and not get jailed in the US. so I clearly have the upper hand here.

I am 6'2'' 230 lbs and black

I could beat him in a street fight

>>77825721
>might
lmao, you are delusional body. Ive seen small amateurs box against big, heavy people who have little to nothing boxing experience and they fucking annihilated them...

>>77829865
he probably would yes, without fighting him I just dont know how good he could possibly be because I have no reference. I just know I am a relatively big and strong guy with a few years of martial arts (and boxing) experience.

He would most likely fuck me up, I just have never fought against someone of his size and skill so it is hard for me to imagine the outcome. I guess someone half my size can probably beat me with skill it just seems so unreal it's hard to imagine.

>brain damage
>5'5" 145 pound Floyd Manletweather
Pick one

>>77829943
>few years of martial arts experience
Okay if there would be no rules in this fight then you might have a chance I'll give you that. In pure boxing he would just avoid you till you are gassed and then fuck you up...

First off mayweather has a terrible ko rate u will lose the fight but suffer no actual damage but even if I was against rocky marciano (who had a 94%ko rate) $100 mill...ud never have to work again

>>77824523
>love taps
>brain damage

>>77824523
>get in ring
>get hit
>go down and pretend to be out
>walk away with your cool 100m

>>77824523
Yea getting punched in the face by a manlet once really hard and then getting $100 million is totally fucking worth it. Who cares if I'm a bit dumber as a result of it

>>77824523
>brain damage
that ship has sailed my friend

>a 40 year old grandpa with brittle hands and no KO power is going to win
L M A O
M
A
O

>>77825079
RIP corey hill

>>77830095
It's even worse taking hundreds of repeated unprotected blows to the head than it is being knocked out by the first punch

>>77825322
>I'm 6ft, 190lb, strongfat. I reckon i'd do alright against Floyd (although no doubt get completeley fucked up)
The fact that you moderated at the end tells me you seriously think that's true

>>77824523
I would tell my coach to throw in the towel in the first round

>>77829347
this, people are so dumb. my cousin was a low level professional boxer, and he could quite easily have taken out all my teeth in a sparring session I did for a laugh with him, and I had a couple of mates who insisted because he was a welterweight they would have destroyed him due to being 50+ pounds heavier. guys who have never boxed or probably even fought outside a few school fights at all. people are delusional

Sure I'd take it. I'd just clam up like a turtle and run around the ring like a coward until the final bell or the fight's stopped.

>>77824523
>$100m but bear in mind you might get brain damage
I would just fall at the first punch and wont bother to get up

>>77824675
You call your dick mayweather?

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https://strawpoll.com/1hzd567d

You are offered $100,000,000 but you have to live the rest of your life a nigger

[ ] I'm happy being white
[ ] I'll take the money and spend millions on rims

>>77824880
You're a big guy,vladko

I walk around at ~210lbs. So making weight would be tricky.

>>77830586
Already half black, why not go all the way

>>77830532

How is this one so fucking underrated?

QUALITY POST

>>77824523

I read somewhere you only get brain damage after 144 rounds on average

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>>77824577
>40% mcgregor by KO/TKO
Do these people think Mayweathers defense is so shit that he's going to get his block knocked off in the first round?
His style is literally nothing BUT defense.

If Mcgregor goes in expecting anything but a long, slow fight then he will lose just like Pacquiao

>>77825079
hhaahahahahahaha good shitpost leaf

>>77830532
yeah cos its black and small

>>77824523
i fight any of them for free, would be a nice way to die.

>>77830930
If you want to be bludgeoned to death just go jump in front of a truck.

100 million dollars for
>few painful hits until Im KOd
>unconsciousness
>probable concussion

shit I got a concussion slipping on some moss and hitting my head. If you told me go out and slip on some more stones, I'd be more slippy than Gerrard.

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brain damage, are you serious?

your neck muscles are weak as fuck, he can kill you

not worth it

>>77824523
im 5'11 and 170 lbs so id give it a shot

>>77824773
Cut faggot

Also I would knock this 40 YO faggot out. He hasn't fought anyone with my combination of power and speed

>take one punch
>wake up with minor concussion and $100M a few hours later
>worth it

Pick 3

>tfw unironically and literally 6'10" (208cm for Metricians)

They wouldn't even let me try

Can you just throw in the towel immediately in boxing?

6ft 1, 180 pounds.

Come at me Gayweather.

I'd bet all my potential winnings on mayweather in the first round and throw in the towel right away.

>>77831707
Minor concussion? Get slept on your feet then your head does a b-ball bounce on the ring floor. Not minor.

>>77824523
Isn't Conor only $30m guaranteed? Floyd has the $100m.

>>77830532
No, I call your mom's dick Mayweather

>>77831726
>>77824880
>>77825079
These posts make wonder; who's the tallest person on /sp/ anyway? /k/ has that one Texan poster who is 7 foot 4, /o/ has that black guy from Georgia who is 7'1"

>>77830695
this, mcgregor has said a number of times in interviews that he's training for max rounds period

everyone saying he needs to win by early KO is literally begging for another paq fight

>cover your face
>let floyd hit your body with a barrage of punches
>fall down and stay there
>make $100m to get the wind knocked out

zero brain damage, easy choice

6ft3" and 15 stone 2lbs, I'll just keep the dwarf cunt at jabbing distance

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>implying I haven't beaten Tekken with Stevve Fox ever since Tekken 4 came out
>implying this hasn't made me a bona fide boxing expert

Hit dat nigga with so many combos it'll make his hair grow back

>>77831846
floyd said 300+ million for him

>>77831889
How does Conor win without an early KO? 0 chance he gets points over Floyd. Floyd is better late rounds and Conor probably has worse stamina.

>>77831907
My dude, what units do you Bongfucks use anyway?

I assumed that Brits employ metric like the rest of the 3rd world yet every Brit i've met in person always uses miles, feet and inches.

>>77824615
Depends on the weightclass of the fighter but usually between 400 and 1000 psi.

>>77831949

I guarantee McGregor will out box Floyd as well. You're going to be shocked. Conor is bringing Bruce Lee's philosophy into boxing. Just you wait.

>>77831949
no clue, but he's not going to win attempting to knock him out in the first round

Suggestions what to do till match starts?

11pm over here.

>>77825845
Street fight, yeah, you could probably take a manlet. In this hugfest boxing match? Probably not so much. You'd get tired too quickly.

>>77831524
how could he kill us?

Also any average guy who goes to the gym shouldn't have weak neck muscles.

>>77832041
wank

>>77824615

Yeah maybe in beta America.

As far as I know, Ivan Drago hit with 2000+.

>>77832068
kje boš gledal

>>77831524
idk I got pretty big neck muscles

>>77832041
drugs

>>77832041
watch 11.22.63

>>77824523
Do I still get paid if I get KO'd fist round?

I don't see the downside.

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>this whole thread

For real, how many of yall niggas ever been in a street fight? I bet most of yall would get faded on sight with ya weak ass chins.

Entire thread full of glass jaw niggas talmabout how they finna last 12 rounds with a pro.

>>77832083

torrent ob jutranji kavi

>sportklub 1 ob 4:30

I don't think so mate.

>>77824523
hell yeah I would. Even if the first punch he hits me with is a light jab I'm going to flop and stay down. $$$

>>77832125
ayo muh fuggen bixnood muh dik

>>77832157
Fuck up ho ass nigga.

>>77832125
you're obviously white boi stop roleplaying

>>77832024
Then he's not going to win

>>77832125
I'm the same height and weight as gayweather. I figure I could block like 1/3rd of the first 10 punches by holding my hands in front of my face, then about 30 seconds in I'm TKO from being disoriented.

>>77832125
street fights end after about 2 punches

>>77832192
The only white thing here is the shit that be tricklin down ya mom's throat every night.

>>77832196
Cuh, you sure tho? You ever been in enough fights to even begin and speculate?

Mayweather might beat me in points, but I can go the distance with him no problem. I train Muay Thai doing 3 minute rounds with a 30 second rest for an hour to an hour and a half. I'm more than conditioned to go 12 rounds in boxing (which is less strenuous), and only having to worry about blocking punches versus kicks/knees/elbows would be much easier than what I'm used to.

Only way Floyd is giving brain damage is if his retardation is contagious.

Yes. One fight against Floyd is nowhere near enough to cause long-term brain damage.

>>77831957
Metric for some stuff, but you're right for car stuff we use miles and for heights we use feet and inches. We still use stones and pounds for people weight, but use grams and kg for food.

Shits fucked, and now we have to somehow last 4 fucking years without our bongs

Yes. I would fall at the first punch, maybe before, take my money, ride off into the sunset.

>>77832131
sobota je, zakaj ne??

>>77832195
at least he'll have a better chance than pacqman

>>77824523
No I wouldn't and I have done boxing a bit

If I could remain at my current weight and height then sure. I'm 6 foot 5 and 280 so I would have the size advantage and If I landed a few then good for me. If I had training before hand then good if not then whatever

>>77832299
Daj. Jy obrozata klug ziboj pbravatz re

>>77830586
>almost 40
>unemployed, broke
Still gonna see how this whole white thing pans out. You can keep the money.

>>77824797
lolol

>>77832338
dobro ti gre

No word of a lie, I sparred with Mayweather back in 2005. He came to my boxing gym when he was in town for a fight. I'd only been boxing for about a month then but he let a few people spar with him for fun.

When it was my turn, we touched gloves and start going at it. I hit him with a beautiful left right combo which rattles him and then finish him off with an uppercut straight to the chin. Bang. The sound of his head hitting the canvas echoed through the gym.

I was going to pursue a boxing career after that but everyone was too scared to fight me so I started playing League of Legends instead.

>>77824523
Yes I would take his place and immediately fall to the ground in the fetal position and surrender once the fight starts because I know I have 0 chance to win. Then I get 100 million dollars and no brain damage.

>>77832503
lmao

>>77832235
don't expect an american to know that.
they just shoot each other

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>all these cucks saying they'd take a dive

Well, I'm 6'3 300lbs, have a physical labour job, and got in a couple of "proper" fights in high school. I'll fight him, and hopefully trip and fall down on him maybe breaking one of his bones or something, alternatively I'll get really fucked up for a round or two before the referee stops the fight/ a TKO happens. Chance are I wouldn't get much in my face though, blocking + the size difference should take care of most of it.

>>77832503
10/10 shitposting

> brain damage

This little nigger bitch punch is weak as shit, almost never TKO or KO anybody..

Mac already won just by the fight be actually happening, he was a nobody bum 5 years ago, and now suddenly is fighting not less than one of the best boxers of all time.

I would accept the fight even if was Deontay Wilder, just get hit fall on the ground and the judge stop the fight.

Now a MMA fight with a bad / slow judge is another history..

>get in the ring
>kick mayweather in the nuts
>get disqualified
>walk away with 100 million and got to kick mayweather in the balls

>>77824523
>Brain damage
>Against Mayfeatherhands

>>77829848

Pics

Would you still get paid if you grab him and throw him out of the ring?

>>77824523
>you might get brain damage
i can guarantee you that nigga will leave ring with severe case of autism

>>77824523
>getting brain damage in a Mayweather fight

lolno, he'd just dance around for 12 rounds and I wouldn't give a fuck

>>77832943

Probably not, there are contract clauses to take away McGregor's pay if he pulls any MMA shit

>>77832793
how do you have a physical labor job with at 38 bmi? or even the other way around, how are you so fucking fat while having a metabolic rate of like 7000? do you just stuff your face with cheeseburgers and literal sticks of butter every waking moment?

>>77824523
I won't mind throwing in the towel in the first second if I get 100M.

>>77832793
My guy, is that 300 LBS because of fat or muscle?

>>77824523

Are you fucking kidding me? I'd do it for 500k. Probably even less.

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>>77824523
I'll take that money. Floyd doesn't even have the strength to knock anyone out. I'll lose on points and get that cash, EASY WORK.

>>77824523
Do I get the money if I get DQ'd? Then yes, I'd throw a kick instantly.

>>77832775
who is that qt

>>77833109
Mistah Arex Jones, in da fwesh!

>>77824523
I think you'd be stupid to say no. Much more stupid than some hits to the head will make you..

>>77833109
Floyd has won half his fights by KO

>>77833196

Maria Sharapova. Hottest pro tennis player IMO

>>77832775
Its 100M, I'd do far far more embarrassing things for a 100M.

>>77824523

how is he gonna get brain damage when mayweather never throws a punch?

>>77833292
Think you missed the point friendo. Why not put up a fight like a fucking man? To just take an immediate dive is a bitch move. We're not talking about Tyson here. Mayweather ain't gonna hurt you too bad.

>>77824523
I'm 210 cm and been lifting for 5 years but without any boxing experience. Could I take him?

>>77824523
For $100 million Floyd could fuck my mother in the ass using my head

>>77830677

No wonder that after 49 bouts Maywether can't read.

I'd do it because despite being 6'4'' and 185 I would get dropped by mayweather (because I only have wrestling experience), and instead of getting beaten up for 20 minutes, getting severe brain damage, id be hit once, and waking up 100 million richer. Also, to the people saying he would dance around, if he knew he was fighting an amateur im sure he'd go for the knockout instantly, he only dances with guys who are a threat.

>>77833366
dex > str

>>77824523
whats the best way to stream this for free lads?

>>77824523
I'd take it, but I'd try to lose as fast as possible. Like try to take a punch in the stomach and fall as fast as possible.

>>77832252

Just block body shots with your knees untill Floyd breaks his hand on your shins of steel.

>>77833502
acestream probably, don't even bother with firstrowsports or similar. they will just shut them down

>>77833557
That's fucking illegal.

>>77833567
thanks lad

>>77824523
Yeah I would, as long as I get some of that money up front so I can pay for some trainers to teach me how to box

If I go into a fight then I'm going in to win

>>77833567
Acestreams will probably be slow as shit. We'll see though.

>wait for him to make contact with your head
>fall over, faking a knock out

easy

>40 pounds on Mayweather

I've done Savate since I was 7. I'm going to get my ass kicked still because I don't eat sleep and shut Queensbury, but I'm positive I can take a enough of a battering to last a few rounds, land a couple good shots, and take my money and avoid brain damage.

>>77833474
'no'
Fuck off /v/

>>77833025
>>77833054
I've got like 30% body fat so make of that what you will.

As for maintaining the weight, well, here's what yesterday for eating looked like:

>3 eggs, 4 strips of bacon, 3 slices of toast, a glass of OJ and a coffee for breakfast
>large coffee and a plain donut on my way to work
>Another coffee while working sometime during the morning
>Baconator, large fries, large sprite, and a small salad for lunch
>Bag of cheetos and a can of coke as an afternoon snack
>Big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs with lots of parmesan cheese, 2 slices of garlic cheese toast, and a glass of chocolate milk for supper
>Cup of tea and a slice of toast after supper
>Slice of new york cheese cake with strawberries and whipped cream for dessert
>A can of Guinness later in the evening
>Midnight snack of 2 homemade peanut butter cookies and a glass of water

>Add in a protein shake for days I go to the gym

Not proud of my diet but it is what it is, if I decide to drop some weight it won't be an issue to cut out some stuff.

I don't understand this, Mayweather is a defensive boxer, I honestly could withstand a round or two with him. I wouldn't be able to land a punch, but I could very easily absorb his tiny little pillow fists

I'll do it for$10 MILLION

>>77833908
What is the need for all that shit

>>77824523
>might
Can I throw in the towel at round 2?

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>all these dumb ass niggas thinking they can take him just because they're taller

>>77834105
I'm a fat construction worker and I don't give a shit, also it was payday so I splurged a tiny bit. Calculated the calories and it looks to be around 5300 calories total. Leafs can be fat too.

>>77833366
What's your weight?

>>77824523
Yes. You won't get brain damage, Floyd's a little bitch. All that's gonna happen is he's gonna play defense all twelve rounds and get in some body shots and pull out the win.
Floyd is why boxing is a dead sport.

Hey guys does anyone know if there will be a stream of the fight to watch for free ?

>>77824523
lol, I'd win easily. I'm 6'2 and Aryan what's that nigger gonna do?

>>77834184
It's like they don't know about body punches

Undercards starting soon, where the illegal streams at?

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>>77832775
She's 6'2" an in heels, but fucking hell

>>77834358
Floyd won't fight defensively against an amateur.

All you retards would have to get down to 150 lbs first. That's part of the sport, being the same weight.

>>77834420
He will, cause Conor doesn't know what he's doing, so he's just gonna swing like a retard. I say Conor gets in one or two good shots and Floyd parries everything else like a little bitch.
Conor wins in spectacle, Floyd wins by decision, /heem/ explodes the Internet.

>>77824523
for 150M that is Connor end apparently, would totally step into the rig with Mayweather, if you can't take a punch for that what is wrong with you? I'd do it for 15k.

>>77831947
that's purse + residuals
mcgregor's purse is only 15m, but he also has residuals.

HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL THE FIGHT=?

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>>77830586
>52% favoring whiteness

lol stay broke cracka bois

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>>77834385
Right Here

when does the fight start again, cunts?

>>77834668
>>77834921

About 4 hours

>>77834935
About five, 4 is the build up

>>77824523
I would kick Mayweather's ass, maybe if Mayweather was a heavyweight I'd be afraid

>>77834935
>>77835216

thanks irish brutha

>>77833908
literally just cut out fizzy drinks and chips/crisps and you'll feel much better, trust me

water>everything

>>77824615
It's not the force it's the speed of the hit that crashes your brain into the side of your skull.

Mayweather can't hit someone hard enough to give them brain damage. Are you fucking 12 idiot?

Yeah. I walk in and forfeit. Collect my money and leave.

>>77824523
Hell yeah, I would just get flop and take the 10 count and go home rich

>>77825343
What are the maximums based on, how long the fight lasts?

>>77830586
>already black

do I get 200mill?

>brain damage
lmao
I'm gonna put my 2 arms around my head and collapse 10s in after a gut punch.