>Bale height - 6'0 >Ronaldo height - 6'1

ronaldo is 5'11''

Ronaldo is 5'7"

Ronaldo is the same height as Messi

Bale looks at least 6'2 to me.

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>>77780889

donaldo is 3'8" he wears wooden legs

>>77781128
top keke

>>77780889
>when the mongoloid kid they bring in for a pic is taller than you and you forget to tippy-toe

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>the difference

>>77781408
shameless

>>77781408
How much was he paid for this?

>>77781408
Finally, steel that is eco-friendly

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>>77781128
How can a world famous multimillionaire who is one of the most accomplished professionals in the history of his discipline be so insecure?

>>77781408
I'm glad he's showing genuine concern for the future of our planet and is taking proactive steps to reduce the human impact on global warming. I wish more athletes could be this committed to their morals.

>>77781448
he's just a real human bean

>>77781408
Now I know where to get my steel.

>>77781128
Beta af

>>77781448
Being short is the worst thing that can happen to a man

>>77781408
I don't get it, who is this sponsership meant to relate to?

businesses surely won't be blinded by a celeb endorsement, regular people never just buy steel

>>77781625
no it isnt

>>77781448
Because he's utterly fucking pathetic.

Ronaldo is king of manlets, see >>77781128

>>77781628
When Egyptian Steel is found to be fixing the markets and setting up corrupt deals with politicians, the plebians will be all right with it because they support my favorite soccer star <3

Ronaldo is easily 6'0 though and Bale is obviously taller than him. Why is Bale lying about his height?

>>77781628
>I don't get it, who is this sponsership meant to relate to?
Nothing. Ronaldo is simply interesting in topping Forbes biggest sports earners table so will literally peddle any fucking shit that pays him enough.

I guarantee for £500k he'd plug Gary Glitter's Greatest Hits and sing "I'm the Leader of the Gang (I Am)" whilst 8yo boys cavort around him wearing nothing but tiger print thongs.

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>>77781628
>he doesn't buy steel for private use
Good luck when the steel shortages hit.

>>77781689
so why does egyptian steel go ahead with it?

>>77781628
>not buying you steel wholesale and making your own pans/knives/gates

>>77781628
>>77781689

I'm pretty sure his main concern is to do whatever it takes to be #1 at any list of top athlete earners (especially in football)

He would kill himself if he gets out-shekeled by Nerman, or worse Messi.

>>77781703
Go ahead with what?

>>77781628
>not buying your own steel

You're behind the times. Everyone's doing it. These days I see the steelman on my street more than the postman.

>>77781729
with giving him money for 0 practical use

>>77781641
How would u know? I bet ur not even a manlet

>>77781746
I'm 5'7 which definitely qualifies as manlet especially in Germany

>>77781737
Probably something shady going on behind the scenes.

Interestingly, it appears Egyptian Steel was co-founded by one of the Thani's from Qatar.

I'm sure you know they're all dodgy af.

>>77781128
don't mind donaldo, what the fuck is marcelo's problem?

>>77781762
Did your mother carry you in her pocket as a child?

>>77781772
not thatI know of, as you can imagine she'S pretty short as well

>>77781762
do you live in the hole in the ground?

>>77781408
>it's real

>>77781786
no, but close. I basically live in a hole in your mom. at least part of me does

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>>77781802

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>>77781689
>whilst 8yo boys cavort around him wearing nothing but tiger print thongs.
Oh not again

>>77781128
adorable

Anyone think Ronaldo will do a Bruce Jenner when he retires; start wearing frocks and lob his bollocks off?

I can't imagine he will mentally be able to deal with the lack of attention he'll get when he hangs up his boots and will no doubt do something drastic to keep himself in the news.

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>>77781802
Goddam

>>77781885
>I could have straight sex with TSU some time in the future
don't get my hopes up

>>77781802
>at least part of me does
Which part. . . lots of detail please . . . . .

>>77781913
Yeah but it's like sticking your cock inside the outsides of another cock.

Fucking hell.

>>77781628
Reported your hate comment against #muslims to the Verfassungsschutz. Have fun in jail.

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>>77781625
having a dick smaller than 7 inches is desu

>>77781961
That's you fucked then, dicklet

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>>77781972
you're assuming i'm english, i don't come from a country where everyone has babby dick genetics

>>77782016
t. dicklet

>>77782016
>using your allotted time on the only computer in scotland to shitpost
probably what id do too tbf

>minmaxing every single aspect of your Life
>Insecure
You mean goat?

>>77782045
Maximum height, minimum dignity

>>77782016
>women looking up 'milf' and 'teen'

wtf

>>77781128
Mental illness

>>77782016
Female friendly and ebony/interracial is the same thing

>>77781961
How do you figure? Everyone sees my height. No one sees my dick.

>>77781802
Fucking rekt senpai.

>>77781448
his insecurity is why he is so successfull. as you anglos call it, it is a case of "napoleon complex"

>>77781128
damn it had some serious waxed eyebrows back then

>>77781885
he'll do it only if his records get surpassed then he'll have to be a woman to have new records

>>77781802
German humour is surprisingly good here

>>77782016
wtf I love Ireland now

>>77781689
>for £500k he'd plug Gary Glitter's Greatest Hits and sing "I'm the Leader of the Gang (I Am)" whilst 8yo boys cavort around him wearing nothing but tiger print thongs.
Lets be honest. You bring out the 8yo in thongs and he'd do it for free.

>>77781460
#Respect #dabforsteel

>>77781128
>>77781770
This, lmao what the fuck is that pubic haired macaco doing? is he a faggot?

>>77781408
Brb gonna buy some steel

>>77781128
Marcelo stays rubbing Carvajal's inner thigh

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>>77781128

>>77782016
ebony is black chicks though

>>77781802
B T F O

Ronaldo is fairly tall.
http://www.celebheights.com/s/Cristiano-Ronaldo-47294.html

>>77782016
Ebony is women, if you want men it's "black"
Most porn research by women are done by lesbians

>>77783795
he's a mental midget

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>>77781128
It's more of a Portucuck thing

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>>77784994
>the entire back row
Moortugal explain yourselves

>>77785263
>le robbed ballondoor man

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>>77781408
>*melts your steel beams in an eco-friendly way*

>>77785263
>putting the tallest child in front of the smallest player
topkek

>>77783795
people who run celebheights are weirdos mate hahahah what the fuck imagine being this dedicated to how tall someone is

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>>77781128
>"Cristiano was always the first to train and the last to stop training"

we know why now

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why did you think these boots are so popular?

it's so pro players can hide the height enhanching insoles

>>77782549
texas, no