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>no more goals against San Marino or Andorra

England is finished. It's over.

Thank fuck.

Someone post The Age Of Rooney.

genuinely worried who the fuck will score the penalties now

>>77764250

The last of England's fraudulent golden generation.

Is the age of Rooney, dare I say, over?

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>>77764307

terrible captain

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The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

Thank fucking Christ

imagine having gareth southgate of all people end ur career

>>77764297

WTF I hate Bolivia now

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>the slayer of san marino
>the great khan of kazakhstan
>the eviscerator of estonia

Rooney, on his day, is still England's best player. He has a team built around him again and he's already out scoring Kane. I fully expect him to be the Englishman with the most goals by the end of the season. This decisions is going to haunt England next summer.

>>77764365
it took gareth fucking southgate to actually have the balls to drop rooney, still can't get my head around that

>>77764250
>Best England player ever
>Is actually an Irish pikey

TEARS
TEARS AT ENGLAND

>>77764384
Southgate wanted to call him up for the upcoming qualifiers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41027204

>>77764400
Fair play to Rooney for realising that he's a detriment then

>>77764416
yeah but so is Southgate.

Not that happy about this desu, we're still never going to win anything but now I can't blame Rooney and call him names

>>77764384
rooney took the decision away from southgate
he wanted to control his own destiny

>>77764382
Very poor bait.

>>77764421
It's alright I'm happy to blame sterling even though he's clearly the only talented creative player in the team

Tell me about Rooney. Why doesn't he score in tournaments?

Reminder to build the team around raheem

>>77764426
Did you see Kane at Euro 2016?

>>77764373
>5 goals in actual tournaments

Strange, i though he would return after scoring twice this season.

Feel like I'm getting old.

Sterling - - - - Kane - - - - Ox
----------- Alli - - - - - - - Lellana
---------------- Henderson
Rose - Smalling - Cahill - Walker
----------------- Butland

If they weren't all English I'd say that's Euro semis material at least

>>77764373

the mounter of montenegro

>>77764478
Name one England player who performed at Euro 16

>>77764524

>smalling
>Shoehorning in Alli
>cahill

Lol dude

>>77764524

Too many Spurs and Liverpool players. They are bred to choke at those clubs.

>>77764530
Literally who else is better and will be selected by Southgate over those

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>>77764250
>cared more about getting a hair transplant than giving up fags and kebabs

>>77764528

I believe that Joe Hart met everyone's expectations.

>>77764538

Stones
Keane
Jones

and i just dont think Alli fits in the england team

>>77764532
They're the only clubs who develop any English players unfortunately

>>77764480
7 tournament goals. 4 in Euro 2004, 1 in Euro 2012, 1 in World Cup 2014, 1 in Euro 2016.

>>77764532
Who else, all the other better clubs are chock full of foreign mercenaries

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I'm on hol what happened to Rooney #whatatimetobealive

>>77764524
>If they weren't all English I'd say that's Euro semis material at least

Why? Other than maybe Kane, they're all utterly shit.

What comes after the Age of Rooney?
The Kingdom of Kane?
The Dynasty of Alli?

REMINDER

Wayne Rooney was joint top scorer for England at the 2016 Euro.

>>77764550
Stones is a meme, Keane being first choice depends on his season at Everton tbf and I don't rate Jones over Smalling or Cahill

Alli will play regardless of whether he works

Proper thread
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>>77764570

>The Reign of Rashford

>>77764570
Of everyone available I'd say Kane and sterling have the most potential to be the new star disappointment

Someone post that Age of Rooney CopyPasta

>>77764583
Fag

>>77764568
They're all good players for their clubs that put together should have been able to beat just about any European squad last year other than Germany, France, possibly Portugal

wtf who's going to shoot corners for England now?

>>77764373
>The one who, for a moment, struck fear into the hearts of the proud part time dentist Nation of Iceland

>>77764625
Harry Kane duh

>>77764524
Kinda fucked up team desu.

>>77764528
Lallana

---------------Butland---------------
Walker---Jones---Cahill---Rose
-----Lallana---Dier---Hendo-----
------------------Alli------------------
---------Sterling---Kane-----------

Or just go full 3atb meme with Wenger's new wing back Ox, Stones as the ball-playing defender™ and other meme options.

--------------------Butland-------------------
---------Jones---Stones---Cahill---------
Walker/Ox---Dier---Hendo---Ox/Rose
-----------------------Alli----------------------
--------------Sterling---Kane---------------

Not getting out of the groups anyway.

>>77764532
Let's go ahead and call up the mighty chelsea English strikers

wayne was called up for the upcoming games by southgate
but wayne thought it was the right time to bow out

>>77764570
The BLACKED era of double-barreled names

Defeat to Faroe islands when?

>>77764613
>They're all good players for their clubs

No they're not. The likes of Sterling, Chamberlain and Henderson are absolutely shit. The fans of those respective clubs hate it when those players are in the team.

Big fat Sam would never have even considered calling Rooney up any more. Southgate is a fucking yes man hack, and the sooner we miserably fail at a tournament before making another shitty management appointment, the better

He should do a Chester. #numb

>>77764478
I did.

Fact is no other English striker will come close to Kane in terms of goals unless he gets injured for a long period.

And even then, as he showed last season, he'll still probably finish with the most goals.

>>77764752
God I hope this happens. I want a Iceland 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>77764373
>the burglar of bulgaria
>the slayer of slovakia

>>77764333

Every time

>>77764250

>the assassin of andorra
>the lyncher of luxembourg

>people posting teams without Vardy

clueless

Butland
Walker - Smalling - Jones - Rose
Dier - Drinkwater - Alli
Vardy - Kane - Lallana/Ox/Sterling

>>77764742
Walker-Peters, Alexander-Arnold, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Loftus-Cheek, Calvert-Lewin, Ward-Prowse, Maitland-Niles

Wew lads

>>77764851
>Vardy

>le chase the an aimless ball into the corner man

>>77764870
what's it like watching football your entire life and still not having a clue about it?

>>77764851
Replace Smalling with Maguire

> the nightmare of Norway
> the eradicator of Ecuador
England confirmed dead.

Not felt this elated about an England retiree since Emile Heskey.

>>77764870
Vardy is easily the most dynamic forward we have.

I feel like his age and the fact he's still at Lester doesn't sit well with some fans.

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Reminder that England missed the Euro 2008 because they failed to score against Macedonia and your memes about goals against "lesser" opposition being worthless are silly.

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>>77764583

fuck off this is the proper thread

>>77764760
Ox is the only one of those that is vaguely disliked by the fans and that is as much to do with the contract situation as it is his ability.

>>77764524

What happened to Daniel Sturridge?

>>77764333
the goat

>>77765183
Suarez left liverpool and couldn't carry him anymore

It's not like Rooney was at fault. I remember back in the day, England needed to have Beckham score that fucking screamer of a foul to qualify against a very weak Greek side (this was before euro 2004 magicks).
Never understood that a team that has large quantities of talent like yours seems to always have toruble.

>>77764524
If they weren't english they wouldn't be starting in PL

>>77764373
>see a goal against a decent country
>Friendly

What a fraud

>>77764851
>Vardy spends his entire career doing nothing on the wing
>Finally gets a go in the middle and wins the league for Leicester
>you want to play him on the fucking wing again

Masterful anon, what a great fucking plan.

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>>77764524
>Not a single DM in the squad
>euro semis
Oh you

>>77765281
all me

>>77765256
>toruble
apologies for poor english

>>77765183
His legs keep falling apart

Jermaine Defoe was always the better player. The only reason Rooney started ahead of Defoe is because he played for United.

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>>77765256
It's because we used to pick our 11 best players and then force them into a 442.

>>77765285
Probably

>>77765305
all me

>>77765286

when were you when Rooney is kill?

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Is this, dare I say it, """"""""""""""""""""Our INGERLAND""""""""""""""

>>77765317
no.

and u

>>77765294
I remember watching MTV show about him and other young players (pretty sure Cisse was on it too) trying to be part of 2002 world cup squad.

>>77765322
>Hart
Dropped

>>77765352
I hope so lad.

>>77765322
Not enough darkies in there

>>77764632
>but not even rooney was strong enough for the mighty men across the north...

>>77764575

>I don't rate Jones over Smalling
>I don't watch football

>>77764524
Kane was so ridiculously bad in Euro 2016. As were everyone of those players except for maybe Allie and Dier.

>>77764373
this isnt getting the (You)s it deserves

>>77764250
He wasn't getting picked anyway, so who gives a fuck.

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>>77765322

>that midfield

>>77765322
England.
Fucking.
Suck.

>>77765241
Everton will win the league right?

>>77765312
That should have netted you at least a semi final, even worse Korea got there (albeit on refball help)

>>77765322
>Loses to Paraguay and Austria in the WC

>>77765312
>Scholes on the left
>Trying to force a Lampaed/Gerrard partnership in the centre for over a decade that never worked
>Still had people saying it "could have"

England are wank.

How many goals for England did he score in actual competition?

Not qualifying shit.

Like... 3?

>>77765470
I think 10+ at least, but not many more than that.

>>77765322
>Stones and Cahill over Jones

>>77764524
Well at least 6 of them aren't English.

>ctrl+f "everton"
>2 results

I hate this fucking board, all glory hunters and arsenal niggers

Support your local team Rasheed

THERE GOES MY HERO

>>77764250
Who's gonna score our 4th goal against San Marino now??

>>77765443
Well there were a couple of close quarter finals. If one of Gerrard or Lampard had been dropped in favour of a defensive midfielder then it might have worked but nobody had the bottle to try it.

Will he have more time to pick Rio up now?

>>77765529
Plucky small town Everton who have spent 200m this summer.

>>77765483
>picking defenders who've conceded a fuckload of goals instead of on form defenders with 2 clean sheets in 2 games

Sasuga England Selectors.

>>77765551
What is your point
It's about time we had some investment

>>77765569
>we

>>77765569
My point is that Everton have bandwagoners of their own now.

>>77765575
Hardly

>>77765569
>we
You on the board lad

>>77765592
I used to work there as a steward if that's good enough you utter herbert

Daily reminder that Wayne 'Top Scorer For England' NEVER scored a hattrick for England, let alone a competitive hattrick.

The last player to do so was Theo Walcott, who's been injured so much that he has his own hospital bed AND he plays on the wing. Walcott has never been to a World Cup either.

Last player to score more than one goal in a game was Kane. He is our only hope. But that was a friendly. Last competitive two goals scored was Wilshere I think?

Euro 2004 was his best tournament

then Fergie got his hands on him

Peter Crouch is the last good England striker

Cole Rio Woodgate/Campbell Neville
Scholes Lampard Gerrard Beckham
Shearer/Owen/Rooney

how the fuck did we not win with that side?

We needed Giggs and Keane....fuck

>>77765741
>let alone a competitive hattrick.
Fuck off he scored a hat trick on his ManU European debut, I was there nigger

>>77765874
This. Fergie tried making him this jack of all trades and killed the poacher instinct he had. Yes he still scored but he was also expect to pass and create play and shit and that didn't use him to his fullest.

>>77765915
Because Woodgate was always injured, in '98 Becks got sent off and penalties. 2002 I don't remember what happened. 2004 we went out on Penalties (and Pooney got sent off). 2006 Owen had his career ending injury.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

>>77764297
>Argentina y Bolvia para Chile

>>77765936
>2002
You got Brazil in quarterfinals. Probably deserved more out of that cup, desu.

>>77765935
For England, cunt.

>>77765936
Yeps
becks and Rooney both had chimp outs, Lampard had a goal disallowed, same with Sol.

We have been royally unlucky.

and then there is Argentina,and penalty shootouts,

GOD I TRY TO ERASE THESE MEMORIES

>>77765935
For England you absolute spanner.

>>77765962
>NEVER scored a hattrick for England, let alone a competitive hattrick.

Do I need to dumb down your own post?

Competitive hattrick is at club level?

Oh OK, you mean friendly's I assume

>>77765978
HOW ABOUT FUCK OFF?

>>77765956
Oh yeah, where Becks kept the ball it and lost it, gave away a freekick and it jammy went in.

>>77765965
Yeah. England's team has always been good enough to win but always fails due to bullshit. Apart from last year, we were just dire. Hart is the weak link. He was at fault for the Bale freekick (Hart is so shit at freekick saving), he was at fault for both the goals against Iceland. Yet he managed to keep his place cause he made a 'world class save' against Slovenia or Slovakia in the qualifiers (was it Sams first game?). He was at fault for both Scotland freekicks going in.

>>77765874
Then he got injured.

Fixed that for you.

>>77765993
Mate, I was the one who wrote the post. I specified England, this thread is about him as an England player, are you autistic? It's alright if you are but the only other option is you're an immigrant who can't speak English.

Rooney never scored a hattrick for England. Not in a friendly, not in a qualifying game and not in a tournament game. He never scored a hattrick. Theo Walcott scored a hattrick in a qualifying (and thus relevant) game.

>>77766009
Joe Hart i dont think made a save last time out, he acts the role model and gets everyone going, but then he just doesnt do the simple stuff, its like watching Barthez and Wes Brown of yesteryear with him and Cahill not communicating.

>>77766024
I'm sorry then, it's been a long day. please excuse my chimpout and I would like to apologize to anyone itt who got offended, sincerely.

>>77766009
Hart's wank but too often our defenders part like the red sea because they don't think while the midfield shits the bed.

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>>77766056
Against France, the first two goals were as a result of defenders letting the French through and then not clearing the save (both great saves despite them getting on the rebound) when they're made. Yes it was a friendly but god damn what is wrong with the defence?

Holding has been good for Arsenal iirc and if he carries on improving I hope he makes it to CB. He can replace Cahill.

>>77766091
flashbacks to urgay game and slippy carving our defence in half with a fucking header.

>>77766122
He's good at that, isn't he? Done it a few times. Italy was the other one iirc.

>>77765935
WAS THAT AN ENGLAND GAME, LIKE I EXPLICITLY FUCKING STATED IN THE VERY FIRST SENTENCE YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT?

LEARN TO READ PAKI. I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONE OF THE TERMS OF YOU BEING GRANTED ASYLUM? THAT YOU LEARN TO SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH. MAYBE IF I MAKE THE NEXT POST IN FUCKING ARABIC YOU WON'T HAVE SUCH TROUBLE COMPREHENDING BASIC SENTENCES YOU BIN LADEN BASTARD

>>77766200
You didn't write it, I wrote it and we're friends now. He knows you didn't write it.

RIP to the greatest striker of our generation

>>77764250

>Throwing away a guaranteed World Cup

Why is Rooney doing this? 2018 was our year!

>>77764382
He's gonna have a great season, I knew it as soon as he left United he would

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remind me, why is he england manager again?

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can he lead the england team to victory?

>>77767041

Because nobody else wants the job.

>>77767094
he's scottish so no

>>77767104
capello and erikson were the highest paid managers in the world when they did it

>>77767122

Back then England actually had some World Class players. In fact when Erikson was boss England arguable had one of the top 5 teams in the world, they were just massive chokers.

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I will never understand how the country with the arguably the biggest domestic football league in the world can be so bad at the international stage.

Is it because of the fucked up youth system/coaches?

>Is he big, strong lad with pace who developed early physically?
>"No"
>But him in the reserve C-team then la'
>*Demoralized english Cassano-type trickster player gives up and becomes a contractor*

It's coming home la'

>>77767259
pretty much

not to mention coaching courses in England are ridiculously overpriced compared to other parts of the UK

YOU HAVE BEEN THE ONE
YOU HAVE BEEN THE ONE FOR ME

>>77767002

But Peter crouch retired a while ago

>>77767259
>I will never understand how the country with the arguably the biggest domestic football league in the world can be so bad at the international stage.

(1) The premier league has been holding English football hostage for the last 20 years and will continue to do so. The PL is virtually a global league and takes precedent over the development of English players.

(2) English football has very few high quality coaches at youth level (or any other level). Most coaches in the UK are still fully committed to outdated tactics and treat any kind continental influence with scepticism.

(3) Players are shit la.

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>>77765322

>Kane
Fine
>Alli
Fine
>Sterling
NO. He's shit.
>Lellana
Starting? NO. He's a sub at best.
>Dier
NO. He's a meathead. You need someone with an IQ greater than 60 to play DM
>Henderson
Fine
>Rose
Fine
>Stones
Jesus NO.
>Cahill
Fine
>Walker
Find
>Hart
LOL NO

England's best options are, for the most part, shit.

>implying the age of Rooney isn't ending with a WC
Smart move, the JFs won't be planning for him

>>77764373
>the mauler of macedonia

Gentle reminder that Michael Owen deserved his Balon d'Or

>Rooney only ever scored 1 goal in a knock-out game at an international tournament. His penalty in the 2-1 defeat to Iceland in 2016

>Michael Owen got four. Scored against Argentina, Denmark, Brazil and Portugal

>>77768897
We're aware, Shitzen. Owen was better than Rooney but he got merked in 2006.

>>77764524
They are all absolute shit

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https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/jun/23/euro2004.football

>>77764373
Oh fuck off. He can't decide who he plays against. The fact is he scored 53 international goals and he's an England legend

>>77770764
>Rooney
>England legend
that's embarrassing that Rooney's career makes him a legend for your international team, isn't it?

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>>77764373
>he scored against us
>twice
>one of those in home soil

7x1 was only the tip of the iceberg, it seems

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post your best >Rppney's

>>77764373
>the great khan of kazakhstan
kek

>>77767107
why not?

>>77764760
City fans love Sterling you runt

>>77764373
Who on England was better during this time period?