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I used to play football for a team when I was 14 (just a shitty amateur team). The other kids used to bully the fuck out of me, because I wanted to be a dendochronologist (a person who dates trees using rings) instead of a plumber or some shit.
They used to call me 'Tree Dickhead' and would fill my boots up with bark ripped from nearby trees then tell me 'i guess your shoes just got old and grew trees' which didn't make any fucking sense but they all laughed. they also used to pin me to the centre circle until I told them the age of the centre circle based on the number of rings then when I told them they would fucking throw cones at me
Fucking hated them. The worst part is that I work at fucking McDonalds now (although I have a degree in Geography) and some of them recognised me and now come to make fun of me (for example by telling the manager I ejaculated in their big macs in the shape of a ring so I could date it)
fuck footballers
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you should make like a tree and fuck off
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stealing posts? very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sad
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>copy pasting a post literally an hour after it was made
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>>77753525
Its fine
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>>77753525
My entire back is scarred with stretch marks even though I've been a skinny skeleton my entire life, because I went through a huge growth spurt during puberty. On the swim team in high school I had the nickname "Slave Scars" because it looked like my back had been whipped and lashed by a slave master.
It didn't help that I was the only black boy on the team and I was shit at swimming. The banter was relentless. I pretended it was cool the whole time but deep down it got to me and I still feel it to this day.
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>>77753560
Litetally uploading it on r/4chan too as we speak
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>>77753587
y-you wouldn't
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>>77753525
Bitch pussy faggot ass boy.
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I know it's more than likely that you're trolling but just in case you're not I'm sure you're young enough to study something and have a decent life
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