Ladies and Gentlemen. I present your 2017/18 Premier League

They look very powerful. Their midfield is just constantly winning the ball and this leads to easy late goals when the other side just gives up

I think they're the favourites for the Champions League as well.

>>77699493
LOL

>>77699512
They were on par with Real Madrid when they played each other, the sky is the limit for this United side.

I think they play shite/Average but once they score they go into rampage mode.

Reminds me of Fergie days.

>>77699493
you killed it, well done.

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just like city won it last year

>>77699525
No they weren't. They were outclassed from the get go. Rmd should have bagged 6 or 7 goals

Finally we have someone to slaughter the relegation scum, that was our weakness last year, we're gonna have a good season

>>77699273
I remember this thread last year, only with Man City logo. It didn't end well...

>>77699525
nah, Real Madrid had like a week training, and could easily have won by 3 or 4

>it's a Mourinho's second seasons' episode

Domestic treble and CL Quarter finals exit confirmed. Not bad lads

>>77699493
Well, they definitely looked better than UEFAlona against Madrid. At least semis should be doable.

EPL should be given though unless something crazy happens. It's Joses second season.

>>77699580
Mou got his tactics wrong and played without his first choice CB's

>>77699548
I think they played well when Fellaini came on. At the very least they have done better against Real Madrid than Juventus or Barcelona did.

But to be fair, Real probably took the Barcelona game more serious than the one against United.

>>77699600
They were suspended

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BLOCKS YOUR PATH

>>77699611
Unfairly really

>>77699598
that doesn't mean United would win against Barcelona, Real, Juventus, Atletico, Bayern, Dortmund, PSG
I'm guessing they'll reach quarter finals, which they haven't reach in half a decade(?), I don't even know

>>77699631
>that doesn't mean United would win against Barcelona, Real, Juventus, Atletico, Bayern, Dortmund, PSG
I don't see why not.

>>77699546
It's meaningless right now but what else can we do except read into it?

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>for the last 3 years the United away supporters have been completely silent every game, only occasionally booing Moyes or Van Laal
>suddenly, when the team starts playing well they actually make a bit of noise
>Commentary: "Wow listen to those amazing Man United fans!"

lmao what a joke

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>ABUs
when will they learn?

>>77699659
United away fans have always been pretty good though

>>77699645
because they have better players and teams

>>77699696
Who's the QT in the video?

>>77699493
QF exit at most.

>>77699631
Juve and Buyern are in a downwards spiral. Dortmund is ridiculously overrated and we still haven't seen how new PSG performs against serious opposition. Now Real and Atletico are pure elite but fine margins could decide these games.

>>77699657
>what else can we do except read into it?
well, we could not read into it

>>77699657
not make assumptions based off 2 games against relegation tier teams?

>>77699768
You mean the reason why they haven't won it last year?

>>77699659
utd have some of the best away fans in the country; it's their home fans that are shite.

>>77699705
name a set of away fans that aren't good, ya bloody mong lad. Away fans are always good, no matter the team

>>77699741
Wouldn't Barcelona be in more of a downward spiral then Juve?

>>77699820
>chelsea
>arsenal
>city (if they get any)

Reminder that Pogba should have been sent off at 0-0.

>>77699821
That's why I didn't even mention them. Even their players realize it's over.

>>77699850
>SEETHING

>>77699821
downward spiral compared to Real, they would be favourites against any other team

>>77699273
i'm a united fan myself, but i have to admit that it's very stupid to consider yourself as a tittle winner after just 2 games

>>77699846
>arsenal

I'm not an Arsenal fan but I've been to a couple of their away games with my mates and they were a good laugh, just as good as my own club's fans

>>77699925
They got slaughtered by PSG before they went full retard and still needed refs to bail them out. Then they got finished by Juve. Oh, and the absolute joke of a game against fucking City.

Just imagine how fucked they would be with one Messi injury.

Well, that's football done for the day. Night, night, everyone.

when do they have to play a good team?

>>77699999
Swansea and West Ham aren't good enough?

>>77699712
Jasmeet Kaur

>>77699273
>all goals scored by blackmen again
BBC= GODMODE

>>77699999
Not until October

>>77699696
I just want to get up and dance with them

>>77699999
Their next game is against Leicester and soon after they will face Everton.

>>77699659
Every game I've watched with United away their fans outdo any club I've heard. Their home fans on the other hand..

Remember Di Maria's chip against Leicester? Post-SAF United always play well at first.

>>77700239
They look completely different. Last year Mou would have backed off after half time and invited the equaliser. Not sure if it's ABUism or /sp/ is really this clueless about the difference in this team.

>Be ABU
>Worried Man U might do well this season
>Remember that they'll lose 8 of their starting XI players when the ACoN starts up in February

Almost had me worried there for a second las

>>77700267
I know, just cautious optimism. Emphasis on cautious.

>>77699696
DAS RITE

groly groly man united

>>77700290
Obviously Darmian, but who else?

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>dual-dabs the PL and CL trophies

>>77700354
Lukaku pogba bailly martial rashford

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>>77699493

>>77700414
what an racist post

>only two englishmen in the starting 11

>>77700798
Which is like 40% of the non shit Englishmen in the entire country. At this point Burgers probably have more promising players despite lacking the culture and investment.

who will be the first white guy to score for them?

>>77701256
bale

>>77701256
De Gea.

>>77699598
>>77699607
Madrid dominated with 2 less weeks of preseason. Season ready United is still worse than preseason mode Madrid

>>77701404
>dominated
What counts is that it was 1-2 and while United had a bit more preparation, they didn't have their best defender. Each team had enough chances to win the game too.

Why did only the black players score?

What I don't get is the hate from some of our fans about the amount of black players we've got in the team now.

If they win us trophies, what does it matter?

Even if they don't, what does it matter.

Mourinho has always like bringing tall, strong black players into his teams.

United's bench is shiet. Only Chelsea and City have the depth to win the league and they are the only realistic title contenders

>>77701505
stupid racism

>>77701489
United got away with 2 penalties that were not called against a Tsuless Madrid in pre-season mode. Madrid's B team is closer to United than United is from Madrid's A team

>>77701505
> some of our fans
doubt.png

>>77701509
>Chelsea
>depth
Kek.

>>77701557
>United got away with 2 penalties that were not called against
Nah.

>Tsuless Madrid
He played like 30% of the game and it didn't change much. He didn't play against UEFAlona and it didn't change anything either.

>pre-season mode
They had maybe 1-2 games less and played only decent teams, while United had basically training sessions against Galaxy and some Italian team.

>>77701505

>English Premier League
>1 (one) English player.

>>77701609
english players are awful

STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

>>77701404
Preseason is probably just training when no new additions to the team have happened. Real Madrid had 2 less weeks of preaseason yet they were in the ICC playing big competitive teams, with utd as well tho. Hardly have had a break since last season. I guess Madrid is gonna be tired this season. Same core of players for two continuous years, no real back up for key players Modric, Kross,Benzema(since morata left).

>>77701600
>He didn't play against UEFAlona
Wut? He basically won the tie

>>77701557
>Pre season

Kek

The destroyers of Swansea
The annihilators of West Ham

>>77701720
Preseason is meant to prepare players physically for the season.

>>77701505
No, just tall players of any kind. He prefers that.

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a challenger appears

>>77701715
And then fucked off, while Real still scored afterwards with one men less. Then Real won the second game without him just as easy.

>>77701748
Ours did, that's why we're raping the league

>Outspend every team in Europe over last few years
>Keep spending
>Finally manage to beat West Ham at home and Swansea away
>GOAT LA WE ARE BACK

>>77699273
Hey cunt, they played good for 10 minutes. Theyve slept almost the entire game. THats not champion material.

>>77702441
Without Tsu, Real dont win the first leg. The goal was in a ley moment. Barça didnt try in second leg, Real squad was irrelevant.

>>77702520
>Ignoring the Treble last season

What did you mean by this?

>>77702536
Exactly that is champions material. Trying too hard the entire game is what leads to slumps later. Jose tires down the opposition while playing in first gear.

>>77702552
That's a weird way to look at 190 minutes of football.

>>77702569
>Treble

Yeah winning the charity shield and beating Ajax U21s who are getting knocked out by fucking Rosenborg for a babby cup sure is impressive.

>>77702595
>He doesn't know that top clubs across Europe have scrambled to buy the talent of that Ajax team

Like little babby

>>77702569
didn't Chelsea win the league, Real win the CL, and Arsenal win the FA Cup? what alternative timeline are you operating in?

>>77702520
how much they spent has no bearing on whether or not they are back

>>77702595
It's way more than most other big spending clubs managed.

>>77702629
>He doesn't know that top clubs across Europe have scrambled to buy the talent of that Ajax team

You mean like Crystal Palace and Everton? KEK

>>77702652
Everton could realistically win the league, Spurs, Lyon and Traore also left on loan

>>77702644
Because the other big spending clubs weren't competing for the Charity Shield or the Europa League, and played their reserves in the League Cup.

United beating clubs like Celta Vigo and Anderlecht after they spend more than any other team in Europe isn't very impressive

Adding a pre-season friendly cup to the "treble" is fucking hilarious.

>>77701609
Have you not watched the English national team? Frankly even 1 Englishman compromises manu

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>>77702673
>Everton could realistically win the league

My fucking sides, we're done here

>>77702673
Stop parroting this meme, it wasn't funny the first time

We Them Moyes Boys We Them Moyes Boys We Them Moyes Boys We Them Moyes Boys We Them Moyes Boys We Them Moyes Boys We Them Moyes Boys We Them Moyes Boys We Them Moyes Boys

>>77699273
Michael Laudrup.

>>77699820
>Arsenal
>Chelsea

I had a season ticket at United for 6 years, so I've seen pretty much every Premiership team's away fans (except for the new ones like Huddersfield and Brighton). These two really are awful. Every other away team treats the match like a cup final and makes a really impressive showing. These two, although Arsenal in particular, are pretty much silent with only a small portion of fans singing. Sad!

>>77703505
nice one denmark
is that all you have?
shut the fuck up
don't post on this board ever again
Peter Schmichel.

>>77700290
there is no ACoN this year

>>77701256
Phil Jones from a corner.

I'd say Matic but slavs aren't white.

>>77701256
Mata probably.

>>77702156

fuck this webm. it should be in a museum or something

>>77701557
Fucking KEK

>>77702497
>raping the league

United customers everyone

>>77699273
>Dat counterattack

Looking pretty dominating this early.

BPL now stands for BLACKED Premier League

Fergie is back

>>77699659
Old Trafford is a morgue

>>77701404

>dominated

RM barely scraped by with a 2-1 victory which could've easily gone into penalties had Rashford not goofed, despite United playing without their starting CBs and Matic having no time with the team.

United could take the CL easily

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*blocks your path*

>>77699273
>niggers
Mou always knew