What sports can an overweight drinker in his mid 20s become elite

Suicide
Being mad at mexicans for no reason
School shooting

darts

eSport

>>77690213
the true answer

Dying

Binge drinking Olympics

>>77690202
If you keep drinking untill you shit your pants you might get a contract offer from a cricket team.

Handegg

Amerifat obesityegg

Just put on an extra 100 pounds and you're ready to play linebacker for the Patriots

powerlifting

>>77690336
Kek this one was actually funny

Mart sharting

>>77690202
hotdog eating

If you consider cooking competitions sport, pretty much every BBQ contest winner is a fat drunk.

>>77690342
>thinking its that easy
Chill out Australia

probably some low level MMA bumfighting

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>>77690376
Funny enough, not even that.

>>77690445
White people BTFO

>>77690202
How much overweight?

Working at Walmart

>>77690202
Video games
MMA
Darts
Curling
Corn hole
Billiards
Cutting wood with a chainsaw
Competitive eating
Archery
Shooting sports
Bowling
Car racing

>>77690202
If this was 1917, I'd say baseball.

>>77690493
>>77690256
most competitive video game players are over the hill by 25, 26, you need crazy hand eye coordination and reaction speed. If you're a drunk above the age of 22 you will be complete ass at videogames that require technical ability

>>77690202
Bowling.

>>77690445
What the fuck? How?

If you want to actually make money, golf.

Other than that, darts and esports.

>>77690202
Is there any sort of sport where all I do is sit or stand around?

>>77690574
Just play Hearthstone

>>77690202
Golf

>>77690604
They throw up after dumbass

>>77690677
That's horrific.

>>77690685
Agreed but thats what makes it so impressive

>>77690493
>mma

>>77690202
soccer, tennis, cricket, rugby, MMA, boxing, F1, NASCAR
Basically all secondary """sports"""

>>77690207
quality post

>>77690256
>>77690574
This, also e-sports aren't real sports

>>77691174
>Roy Nelson
>Daniel Cormier
>Mark Hunt

>>77692175
Black belt in jiu jitsu, trained for years upon years
Olympic wrestler
World champion kickboxer

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>>77690202
Golf.

Although it takes a lot of practice to develop the muscle memory and consistency to be a good golfer.

That being said, being a low handicap golfer is like being royalty for generic middle class white guys.

>>77692175
All of them started before their mid twenty's, and the next generation of MMA fighters are going to be kids who started from a very young age who actually knew that they wanted to fight in the UFC.

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>>77690202
Baseball