Under what circumstances would /sp/ pay this much for a

With this money you can probably buy a football team in Uruguay.

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>>77678987
>100 grand
>on punchface

>sporting event

You'd have to pay me to go to that match tbqh

18-0 patriots vs 10-6 giants superbowl
Im the one picking the plays on both sides
If I dont like the result I can re do the play
I get to suck Brady's dick
I get to save the cum and make perfect Brady babies
I get the trophy home

>>77678987
lottery win

I hope the match lasts ten seconds

>>77678987
only if i had over a billion dollars. even then, i would probably get cheaper tickets

>>77678987
Give me the money necessary for the seat, travel and stay and I'll consider spending it on this fight. Then, I'll run off with the money and put it toward something worth a damn.

>>77679008
This. Or you could buy a suburb of sao paulo, drug rig included. Either one would be a pretty good investment.