>tfw your dick is so small women think they can make mill

You don't think she just tried blackmailing him for having a sex tape to begin with? Most people don't want the world to see them naked. Only whores and the French want that.

>tfw 5.9 inches uncut

A-am I gonna make it, bros?

>>77658386
Aren't athletes like him basically whores.

Only reason a man should be worried about his sex tape getting out is if he's ashamed of something, it's culturally acceptable to be the male in the sex tape

>>77658392
Yes that's pretty good

>>77658396
this is the most accurate prediction. if the dude was hung he'd be down for the free advertising to other whores

>>77658392
>having a disgusting euro penis
no American woman is going to want to touch your small, nasty dog dick

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>>77658450
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>77658461
Stay on /pol/, anti-semite trash

>>77658392
I'm 6.5 cut..... You're well within the mean

>>77658392
>>77658416
>>77658467
>all these dicklets with sub 8 inch dicks

I guess there are a lot of Asians on this site

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>>77658438
>tfw when 7X6 inch penor
>tfw whores won't release our sextape to advertise to other whores for me
>why go on

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>being a black guy with a small dick

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>>77658466

>>77658508
>7 inches is big

Honestly if you're white or black that's unimpressive. Only a Chicano would be so proud of a 7 inch cock

>>77658614
You're an idiot

>>77658392
Actually a bit larger than average I think.

>>77658556
Every nigger ever lol.

>tfw only 5 inches but a bottom so it doesn't matter

feels good mane

she's pretty much getting absolutely btfo

>>77658733
>everyone realizes females lie about being raped and abused to manipulate men
>cowboys get chucked by jewdell, bandwagoners everywhere throwing hissyfits

best of both worlds desu

>>77658683
Best reaction I've ever seen to "your dick isn't that impressive"

You're eventually gonna be with a girl who says that, what are you gonna do, call her stupid or debate her

>>77658375
>[Friend]: Me and my friends tryna go on vacation and get boob jobs

What did she mean by this?

>>77658771
>rape

>>77658614
You clearly have no clue how big most people are. I think the world average is like 5 inches. If you're with a girl and she mentions to you how your dick is not good enough for her you fucking leave. Don't be a pussy and stick around. She's a time bomb waiting to cheat and ruin your life. Only a nu male would stay with such a whore that he needs to subject himself to such trestment.

>>77658832
>vacation and boob jobs with $10-20k
>stupid whores not understanding money or what things cost

theyre going to have fun at he holiday inn with their botched ass tits

>>77658450
>being proud of having a disgusting mutilated jewdick
lmaoing @ you
>ywn have the feel of a girl swirling her tongue into your foreskin
>ywn have sensitivity in your dry keratinzed dickhead

>>77658862
>I think the world average is like 5 inches.
And more than half the world is Asian and Indian

>>77658392
that's the 5'10 of dick size.
whether you think that's okay is up to you (hint, it's not okay and your woman will crave bigger)

>>77658862
>world average is 5 inches
That's dragged down by asians and mestizo latinos (genetically similar to asians), who make up the majority of the global population. It's useless information in the western world. That's like a European/Northern American who is 5''8" saying "but the world average is 5 foot 7!".

anything below 10 inches is dicklet.

I'm 4 inches and Oscar Mayer hot dog thin, fucking kill me
At least I have a gf and every woman I've been with I know how to make cum hard but I'll never get over my size, it depresses me so much

>>77658930
i'm 5'7" but wiener is nearly 8" n thicc
what did God mean by this?

>talking about dicks on /sp/
you're all losers

>>77659006
t. dicklet

>>77658386
>>77658396

You are wrong. A sex tape is something that society does not accept. It could have a clush on his fame he is not someone irrelative. Some kids see him as a guy they wanna be like.

>>77659028
there are so many aspects of sex that dick size alone, as long as it's about 6", is irrelevant.

>>77659042
Maybe in the religiously conservative third world
But this is America, home of Sex and Porn and Dicks and Everything

Go onto X Videos or any other porn site right now. Go to any white or black amateur porn. Odds are they're fucking in American English (or French).

>>77659068
No, the Greek is right.

>muh porn
Do you think the entire country is like Miami and LA?

>>77658994
He's taunting you. He gave you a decent dick that you won't get to use because women won't see past the fact you're the size of an average 13 year old.

>>77658375
If a sextape came out, I don't know if Zeke would be ashamed of it. What I know is that he would surely be ashamed that his mother knows he has a sextape. And that he would get non-stop teased about by teammates and opponents.

And, well, he'd probably get suspended for a few games more.

>>77659177
> proven in court you did nothing
> NFL suspends you anyways because someone accused you
Sorry zeke! It appears your crazy ex girl friend accused you of something you didn't do. Rather than clear your name we will suspend you and tarnish your reputation forever. You should probably date less crazy women. Good luck with that domestic violence cloud following you forever!

I have a 7.5x5 and every girl I've been with said I have a "huge dick", couple said it's the biggest they've been with. It does the job, only bummer is some girls can't deep throat it.

>>77658375
>hurr durr dick size

Fuck off your retarded cuck poster. This women is literally insane and trying to ruin his football career.

Real talk
If your dick is smaller than 7 inches you're pretty much an eunuch.

>>77659944

sure as hell your mum can

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>>77661478
if your dick is smaller than 7 inches you're legally a woman in most developed nations

>>77659944
So far I've heard from three women that my dick was the biggest they ever had seen. I compared it with other guys and it's totally average. Never take anything from women seriously.

>>77658938
That said, US average is like 5.5 and it's majority white...
Same goes for average height here being like 5'9...

7 inches is still pretty damn impressive.

>>77666113
These are idiots who watch too much porn. They don't understand what normal is. They also probably think every black guy has a huge dick. No one wants to see a regular sized dick in porn. I've played sports my whole life and black guys have regular sized dick just like everyone else.

>>77664107
>>77659944
this guys, my cock is so big all the girls i fuck tell me how big i am and they tell all their friends and they all fuck me too

>>77666520
You sound jealous, even dicklets are told they have big dicks to make themselves feel better

>>77666534
im not jealous i have an 8x6 dick ive been with a ton of girls and they all love it from all the sex i have with them

>>77666587
well you may not be jealous but you type like a tard

>>77666441
So these bulls you're prepping, they're friends of your wife?

>>77666715
> (You)
Enjoy your cuck fetish nigel.

>>77658392
as long as your not a manlet who cares, by the time she sees your dick your about to go balls deep anyways

>2017
>caring if a roastie gets off or not

>>77658614
my big brown chorizo disagrees dicklet

My dicc is so fkn big every pair of cheeks I've beaten has said that my dicc is so fkn big they tell all the other cheeks and I beat the shit out of them