>Only won 2 World Cups >Has 4 stars on their badge Why

>only three million muslims
>lives under Sharia rule

Why are brits such cucks?

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>invented the sport
>only won 1 (one) world cup

why are the english so pathetic

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>>77646827

>>77646848
In my own defense, monkey soup is actually delicious.

>>77646827
>this mad gaucho

>>77646840
>Why can't you consistently win a competition that the entire world takes part in

Trump is right, Mexicans are retards.

>>77646816
Uruguay is GOD TIER at football. Also at asado.

UK is God tier at being literally dust. LOL.

>>77646840
Actually we have 4 if you count Olympic titles.

>Mexico
>120 million people
>one sport
>never produced a world class player
>best result is the last 16

JUST of the millennium

>>77646867
We won 5 of those and we live in favelas, throwing toilet paper in a bin. What is your excuse, Muhammad?

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>>77646879
at least they have hot chicks

>>77646872
This
Thread/

>>77646884
inb4 nobody in the "civilized" continents cares about the wc, only sudacas

>>77646884
Lack of the motivation that stems from abject poverty + grass roots training issues.

>>77646816
> only two wcs
> only
Coming from someone with less than that

>>77646914
The 1970s Brazil were on powerful roids.

2002 was your only legitimate World Cup.

>>77646925
>the country that won their only WC title thanks to refball
>calling us out

Kek. The very "3rd world country" could make superior roids that were better than european ones? Or you're implying that from all the countries in the competition Brazil was the only imoral enough to do that? Fuck out of here with this bullshit.

>>77646925
>this level of damage control
L M A O

How do you even justify >part-time dentists

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>>77646816
Why do you english faggots love our dick so much?

Hijos

>>77646827

holy shit brazil bringing the favela fury to bongistan.

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>>77646816
I´m sorry you slipped

>>77646879
>never produced a world class player

Hugo Sanchez m8. Even a Trump voter like me can see that.

Rafa Marquez (aka la cartel man) in his prime was also one of the better defenders in the world.

>>77646879
>having expectations of México
no wonder you overhype every mediocre player and team you ever had

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>>77646827
kek

>>77646968
brazilians are cheaters and scammers, everybody knows that

>>77647249
Show me proves that we won the 70 WC due to roids, smelly anglo.

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>>77646827
bantzil

>>77646827
Maybe putting stickers on a lamp post is how laws are made in your 3rd world shithole country, but not here

>>77646827
Lel

>>77646827
FPBP

>>77646827
BANTZ

>>77646816
How many World Cups do you have, John?

>>77647249
Lol
El piRATA señores

>>77646816
>tie the final with the Germans
>get awarded the world cup only because your country is hosting

poor form

>>77646816
lol

>>77646827
Holy shit savage

>>77646827
.

>>77646827
SAVAGE

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>>77646827
THE ABSOLUTE MADMACACO

>>77646827
First that Finlad with Aus/NZ, now this Banterzilian with the cUcK.
Is the commonwealth finished?

>>77651262
Weren't Brasil and Finland the countries with the hidden memegems? Clearly there is something going on that we are not aware of.

>>77646827
UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>77646816
>OP's flag

AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA

Leave talking to football to those who know about it

>>77651567
I really don't get finland, is it the cold that makes them hyper shiposters?

>>77646827
Brazil with the banterinho

>>77651262
>inventing reality
>banter

Is this board retarded?

>>77655530
>Is this board retarded?

No, everyone here either just overestimates their banter skills, or ironically overreacts to any mildly funny post just for shitposting's sake. Either way, /sp/ is actually really bad at banter desu.

>>77646989
"favela fury" gotta start using that

>>77646827
BANG BANG

>>77646827
what's going on /sp/ today?

>>77646827
ABSOLUTE MACACO

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>>77646827
bruuuuutal

>>77646827
RIP britcucks

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>>77646827
>>77646816

>>77646925
>refball against Germany
>lose to Iceland
Uma delicia.

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>>77646827

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>>77646827

>>77647053
>Trump voter