The former world No1 golfer Tiger Woods had five different drugs

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>Off those Zannies

Damn bruh

Only 5? Not that much for Ameripills

Exactly how high was he?

>unexpected reaction
lmao

Although I can't blame him for driving and being fucking retarded if he was on xanax and AMBIEN.

He probably wouldn't have done this otherwise.

remember kids, dont do xanax

Anything to numb the pain, this should be a come to Jesus moment.

>shame and blame

would like to see your life after you get chopped in half by a woman and cant see your children anytime u want.

>no oxy

He is is swine and not my nigga.

Dollars to donoughts it's the Xanax that actually caused the erratic driving.

>>77646798
Steel Panther - "Just Like Tiger Woods"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRV5RLp6L1Q

[Verse 1]
If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a Tiger anyway
Lie through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah

[Chorus 1]
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilize the ladies in the neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

[Verse 2]
Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a 9 iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah

[Chorus 2]
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods

[Bridge]
Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil

Bang a new pornstar every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah

[Chorus 3]
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property

If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Brett Favre did, so you know you could
Become the king of your neighborhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods

Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaeg2W_dyIY

poor fella just wants to die

100 on my wrist, bitch, I'm feelin' like D Rose
Pop 4 Xans, now I'm feelin' like a hero (2 mens)
Lean got me like Rio (Rio)

>>77650022
Yep, did it once. Instant DUI. Ended up about 50 miles from civilization doing god knows what. Dumbest drug ever.

Dilaudid (Hydromorphone)

That's what they give dying patients in hospice care.

Daily reminder that out of all the drugs Charlie Sheen abused he said the worst was Ambien

>>77655978
they gave it to me when i broke my wrist and had to reset the bone