What's your favourite football chant, /sp/? None of that

HE WENT FOR A SHIT
HE WENT FOR A SHIIIIIIIT
JASON PUNCHEON
HE WENT FOR A SHIT

ADEBAYOR
ADEBAYORRRRRR
HIS DAD WASHES ELEPHANTS
AND HIS MUM'S A WHOREEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2GaFlYT9dE

>>77639865
Park, Park
where ever you may be
you eat dogs in your country
but to be fair to you
you're not scouse
they eat rats in their council house

>>77639912
yeah this one I rated

also this
Your teeth are offside,
your teeth are offside,
Luis Suarez,
your teeth are offside

FIRE CAPPY!!!

pl chants are just as pathetic as americans, the only difference is the british is not copying anyone

Goold old Dave Jones getting a ribbing from Dirty Leeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co-0ZCns3eA

>>77639912
I dont think you'll find a more offensive one than this

>>77639960
aye mate because in the UK we only have the fucking Premier League.
Everyone knows PL games are atmosphere free now.

>>77639992
i don't watch lower UK league so i have no clue, just talking about the ones i hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsbg9NiMRzk

this is american level

>>77639865
>Van Per-sie
>When a girl say 'no', molest her

>>77639865
Throwing bananas at Barnes.

MADRID
CABRON
SALUDA AL CAMPEÓN

>>77639978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pRwTLaOaRg

Any variation of that decime que se siente or whatever copalib chants

>>77640182
>Mock rivals for dying
>Get buttmad when anyone does the same to you

The North West was a mistake.

OOOO-O-O-O-OO-OOO

>7 Nation Army

>>77639960
Sports fans are cringe literally everywhere.

>>77640554
This, t.b.h.

i dont know the lyrics, but its something like

"there were 96 scouse in the fence" to the tune of 10 german bombers

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PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>77639978
How bout the dutch chant against ajax?
Mijn vader zat bij de commando's, mijn moeder zat bij de SS. Samen verbrandden ze joden, want joden die branden het best.
Literally means my father was a soldier, my mother was SS, together they burn jews, because jews burn the best

HES HALF A GIRL, HALF A BOY
TORRES, TORRES
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A TRANSVESTITE
TORRES, TORRES
HE WEARS A FROCK, HE LOVES THE COCK
HE SELLS HIS ARSE ON ALBERT DOCK
FERNANDO TORRES
CARRAGHERS BIT ON THE SIDE

>>77644687
nice one

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ENOCH ENOCH
HES GOT A MASSIVE COCK
HE SHAGGED A SLAG AND NOW SHES DEAD
HE SWINGS HIS COCK AROUND HIS HEAD
ENOCH ENOCH

Who's that dying on the runway? Who's that dying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a fucking noise cos they can't get their aeroplane to go

and

Who's that choking on their vomit? Who's that turning fucking blue? It's a scouser and his mate crushed behind the illsboro gates and they won't be singing munich anymore.

for me, its the balotelli chant

West Coast
*clap clap clap*
West Coast
*clap clap clap*

*WE DONT GIVE A CRUD*

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

>>77644687
Don't forget this classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gq8MhYT1cQ

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC
HE IS A SWEDISH HERO
ON A FREE FROM PSG
HE COST US FUCKING ZERO
6FT5, HARD AS FUCK
HE GETS US ALL EXCITED
STICK YOUR CITY UP YOUR ASS
CUZ WE ARE MAN UNITED

EA EA EA PUERTA SE MAREA

We lose every week
We lose every weeek
You're nothing special
We lose every week

https://youtu.be/OrUp9kPztxY

In our Auschwitz life goes by
Once in the chamber, once in the chimney
Everyone's got striped tracksuits
And sneakers made out of wood.

Auschwitz-Birkenau sha-la-la-la-la
etc

>>77644904
holy kek

HES SHAGGING THE REF
HES SHAAAAGGIN THE REEEEF!
JOHN TERRY!
HES SHAGGING THE REF

>>77639946
Park Park,
Wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country.
Could be worse
You could be scouse,
Eating rats in a council house.

Corrected that for you Mr Delicia.

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du du du du.. du du .. du du du du du du
YOUR SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER,
YOUR FATHER IS YOUR BROTHER, YOU ALL FUCK ONE ANOTHER! THE KIDDY FAMILY! du du du du du du!

HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
HE BOWLS TO THE RIGHT
THAT MITCHELL JOHNSON
HIS BOWLING IS SHITE

>>77639960
7-1

Oh Owen Hargreaves
You are the love of my life
Oh Owen Hargreaves I'd let you shag my wife
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I want curly hair tooooo

And

Going up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Beeeest

ZORA RUDI DAN SE BELI JEBACEMO ZAGREB CELI

I CIBONU I DINAMO JEBEMO PA RASTURAMO

>>77640182
translation?

>>77639865
There's only one Harold Shipman
There's only one Harold Shipman
All the Scousers give thanks
Cos he only killed Mancs
Walking in a Shipman wonderland

Gary Neville
shags his ma,
shags his ma
shags his ma
Gary Neville
shags his ma
up the shitter
ALL THE NEVILLES SHAG EACH OTHER

>Janoooooot, si t'es sympa... laisse marquer, laisse marquer... Janooooot, si t'es sympa, laisse marquer Ben Khalfallah

which literally translates to :

>Janooooot if you are nice, let him score, let him score... Janooooot if you are nice, let Ben Khalfallah score

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h51a2J4iKRY

We used to sing this because this poor fuck didn't hit a single goal for ages. Funniest part was Saint-Etienne's keeper actually turned to us and smiled cause he didn't expect the chant.

>>77639946
>Park, Park
>where ever you may be
>you eat dogs in your country
>but to be fair to you
>you're not manc
>asking your sister for a wank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j118QSXgGHM

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>>77644904
The goat

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Gamba me diz como se sente, por que você gosta de beijar?
Ronaldo saiu com dois travecos, o Sheik Celinho ele foi dar
Vampeta posou pra G, o Dinei desmunhecou
na fazenda de calcinha ele dançou
não adianta argumentar, todo mundo já falou
QUE O GAVIÃO VIROU O BEIJA FLOR! ??

>>77644904
sunderland fan?

>>77646297
west am did it last year when man city were thrashing them

Allah akbar
Allah akbar
20 times United
Allah akbar

>>77646286
Corinthians é uma merda, mas sem esses cantos copiados de argentino que adaptados ficam uma merda.

>>77639865
Remember just a few years ago the entire Emirates was singing
"Adebayor, Adebayoooor, His dad washes elephants and his mum is a whore."

This was before people considered a lack of black emojis evidence of a racism epidemic.

>>77646433
You know (((who))) is to blame.

CITY WON THE LEAGUE WITH A PAEDO ON THE WING

Based Johnson, I will always rate him.

>>77644830
Ooh Balotelli
He's a striker
He's good at darts
An allergy to grass but when he plays he's fucking class
He drives around moss side with a wallet full of cash

>>77639978
errr ive heard some worse:

'oh when the spurs, get stabbed to fuck'

'adolf hitler, he's coming for you'

'hiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssss'

'running rund in tottenham with our willies hanging out, singing ive got a foreskin havent you (FUCKING JEW)'

>>77639978
abbeydeyor abbeydeyor 3 died in angola should of been 4

>>77646433
Another highlight
"It should have been you
It should have been yoo-u
The Togo shooting
It should have been you"

"Who's that dying on the runway? Who's that dying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a fucking noise cos they can't get their aeroplane to go"
And the rep!y
who's that choking on their vomit who's that turning fucking blue it's a scouser and his mate crushed behind the hillsboro gates and they won't be singing munich anymore.

>>77639947
lol

his eyes are offside,
his eyes are offside,
mesut ozil,
his eyes are offside

He's only a poor little scummer,
his face is all tattered and torn,
he made me feel sick,
so I hit him with a brick, and now he ain't singing no more

La Columna de Neymar

https://youtu.be/l7pDV3SKuNU

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ESE PORTUGUES, HIJO PUTA ES.

Former Rangers keeper Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia so Celtic fans started singing at him, "two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".

>to any northern team(even north of Thames)
You come down here
Drink our beer
Get absolutely plasterd
You go back home
To fuck your mum amd beat you wife
You dirty northern bastard

>>77646959
At least Norhtern England vote for Brexit and isn't filled with leftists.

This thread is very rude.

>>77646992
>Being Brazilian
>Criticising anyone's politics

>>77646992
There are better ones:

In your Northern slums

In your Northern slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and thinks it's a treat
In your Northern slums

In your Northern slums
you piss on the carpet
and shit in the bath
you finger your gran, cos you think its a laugh
In your Northern slums

*tune of kumbyah*

She said no Titus,
she said no,
she said no Titus,
she said no,
she said no Titus,
she said no,
ooohh Titus she said no.

>>77639865
LEIDER CALIMENIO OH OH OH
MATARON A TU HERMANO OH OH OH

She wanted it twice
she wanted it twice
ched evans
she wanted i twice

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>>77646992
Labour do better up north than they do in londistan

>>77647178
That image is from before the election senpai

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>>77647178
>all the most affluent, cultural and historic cities in the UK voted for Labour
>tory strongholds are a bunch of shithole coastal towns

hmmmmmm

NO DRUMPF
NO KKK

>>77646959
>southerners create shitty songs about northerners cause they're so obsessed.
>northerners go down south for day, get pissed up, shag southern lasses and leave causing thousands of pounds worth of damage.
thank god im not english

>>77640135
>she said no robin, she said no
>she said no robin, she said no

>>77639925
Based bantz

>>77641277
nah, only anglos

>>77647178
>posting outdated map

>>77645176
Based Virage Sud

>>77644878
hamas hamas jews get the gas?

>o sul é branco!!!

>>77647670
um cacetinho por favor

>>77647203
>Liverpool
>Northeast
>Affluent
What did he mean by this?

>>77647760
I can't speak for Liverpool, but Newcastle is one of the nicer cities in the UK

COME ON PHILLY
SCORE A GOAL
IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
PUT IT IN THE BACK OF THE NET
AND WE'LL GO DOOPING MENTAL

>>77644904
You've only scored four
you've only scored four
you're fucking shite
you've only scored four

I think it was Burnley losing 4-0

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mandarina mandarina
mandarina mandarina
si dicen que tienen huevos
recuperen las Malvinas

>>77647948
Oh and when Blackburn was beating Leeds 3-0 and Leeds fans started leaving game:
Is there a fire drill
is there a fire drill
why are you leaving
is there a fire drill

>>77639975
As a swans fan I appreciate this

>>77639946
>>77641310
>>77644737
>>77644957
DELET THIES

>>77647178
But that doesn't change the fact that the North overwhelmingly voted for Brexit. The whole point in why the North votes Labour is pretty straightforward

>(((Thatcher))) closes mines
>Destroys any infrastructure
>(((Labour))) offers more gibs than the (((Tories)))
>Therefore have no option but vote (((Labour)))

It's like you don't know that pre-(((Thatcher))) the North voted 60-70% (((Tory))) and actually had a lot of safeseats (that they still hold in some areas). I wish I was 14 again, it was such an easier time being able to just reject reality and substitute what I like the sound of.

WE ARE HERE
WE ARE QUEER
GET USED TO IT

most english stadiums in current year

So there is one thing epl is not shit about.

>>77647876
liverpool city is nice, its just "mostly" not rich/affluent in the suburbs, (there are some neighbourhoods for richer ppl ofcourse) better than most english cities to live in anyway

>>77648144
there is one thing that is not shit about the epl

would be better syntax, how you said it doesn't really work

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet

>>77648172

Eh, latin syntax is way cooler.

COME ON SEATLE
FIGHT
AND WIN

>>77639865
It's so weird to insult a player of your own team in a chant. Like I get that it's supposed to be positive and reinforcing but it gives off such mixed messages.

>>77648321
it's entirely justified if they're well-paid and awful, or put no effort in

>your sister is your mother
>your uncle is your brother
>you all fuck one another
>the norwich family

>>77644687
that's real fucking neato

>>77648321

You dont really need a flag to know where this kind of faggotry came from.

>if i had the wings of a sparrow
>if i had the ass of a crow
>id fly over City tomorrow
>and shit on the bastards below

>>77648469
police are on the way to put you in prison

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>>77639865
"Where's your baby gone?"

>>77639865
DE FENCE

*overhead clap*

DE FENCE

*overhead clap*

THE REF IS A CRUDHEAD

*spills nachos*

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Feed the Goat and he will score....feeeeeeed the goat and he will score.

RITCHIE'S FUCKING MAGIC
HE WEARS A MAGIC HAT
HE COULD HAVE GONE TO WEST HAM
BUT HE SAID "NO FUCK THAT"
HE WANTS TO PLAY FOR RAFA IN THE FAMOUS BLACK AND WHITE
AND WHEN WE WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP WE'LL SING THIS SONG ALL NIGHT

Collymore's a wanker,
he wears a wankers hat,
he was a Forest bastard,
and then a Leicester twat,
he went out with Ulrika
and beat her like an egg
and then he came to Derby
and broke his fucking leg

ETO'O ETO'O ETO'O ETO'O
L'HANNO VISTO VENDERE ROSE
VENDERE ROSE NEL METRO'

LA MACCHINA DI BETTEGA HA PESSOTTO SUL CRUSCOTTO

SALIVI AL TERZO PIAANO CON IL ROSARIO IN MANO

E POI E POI E POI

TI SEI BUTTATO SOTTOO

PESSOOTTOO

....E MO SEI TUTTO ROTTOOO

YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYAY YA YAYAYAY TOURE KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE

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FAT GRANNY SHAGGER

Fuck off Adam Johnson
You're going down for noncin'
You're a paedophile
You're a paedophile

>to the tune of 'Cum On Feel The Noize' by Slade

>>77639865
many teams in the netherlands like to chant
>WE'RE GOING JEW HUNTING
when playing against ajax

>>77649482

YAYA YAYA YAYA YAYAY YA YAYAYAY TOURE
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE
o o o o o o o
/ \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \

WHYYY
OH WHYYYY
OH WHYY DO WE EAT SEMEN
IS IT BECAUSE WE CANT AFFORD FOOOOD

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>>77639865
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

You can hear it when >pic related get the ball

DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND KNOW YOU'RE HERE

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We’ve got Payet, Dimitri Payet! I just don’t think you understand. He’s Super Slavs man, he’s better than Zidane. We’ve got Dimitri Payet!

JI SUNG PARK
WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
THEY EAT RATS IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY
IT COULD BE WORSE
YOU COULD BE SCOUSE
EATING RATS IN YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE

>>77650254
*cats on the third line

>>77650290
probably rats as well tbf

>kenwyne is a stokey
>he comes from trinidad
>he looks like whoopy goldberg
>his hair is fucking mad
>he came to us from sunderland and this is what he said
>'steve bruce is a wanker with a big fat fucking head'

best one i've ever heard at a game

There's only one Arsene Wenger,
One Arsene Wenger,
With his bag full of sweets, and cheeky little smile,
Wenger is a fucking paedophile.

>>77639978
>Sol [Cambell], Sol wherever you may be
>you're on the verge of lunacy
>and we don't care if you're hanging from a tree
>a dead Judas cunt with HIV

>>77644904
Don't forget the classic

LETS PRETEND
LETS PRETEND
LETS PRETEND WE SCORED A GOAL
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Man city fans to tottenham fans: "You're getting gassed in the morning" last season was top banter

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>>77639865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CReBwA8B02g

La banda vino re loca
porque te vino a alentar
ya no me importa una mierda si vos perdes si vos ganas
te seguimo a todas partes
te queremos ver campeón
tomando un litro de vino fumando porro yo voy con vos
la banda va caminando por ricaldoni pa el centenario
el bolso pide custodia
no aguanta porque es cagooon
te pido que no te borres no tires piedras toda tu vida
porque cuando ves al manya comienza tu maratooooon

bolso gallina ¿a donde vas?
sos cagón
yo se muy bien que no queres mirar atrás
ya te matamos a posadas, UN BOLSO PUTO!!
nunca lo vinistes a vengar

OOHHH CARBONERO CARBONEEE
OOOHH CARBONERO CARBONEEE
OOOHH CARBONERO CARBONEEE
OOHHH CARBONERO CARBONEEE

Supposedly sung at goodison back in the day

Trigger trigger trigger
Shoot that nigger
Shoot that nigger with a white mans gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGr0hUFFVmc
mix of English stiff upper lip, hooliganism, comedy and its catchy

>>77639865
Millwall-Everyone hates us

De que cerro fue campeón
Nunca nadie se enteró
Solo vos villero puto la puta que te parió
Vos ganaste una liguilla
y te fuiste a festejar
a un boliche de la villa
con recortes de fainá
No conocés la muzzarella
Y a tus hijos no los mandas a la escuela
Vos sos así
Cerro mugriento
Sos la vergüenza de todo el asentamiento

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>>77639865
"Thats what I waaaant
To stab a pig from Real sociedad
You cant lie to uuuus
Aitor Zabaleta was jarrai" (a youth faction of ETA terrorist group)

Also

"Aitor smart boy
gives us back the knife"


Zabaleta was stab to death outside Calderon by Frente Atleti (ULTRA Atleti fans)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gvVAm72Rjo

IIIIHHHH
VOCÊ COMEU O TRAVESTI
HIV VAI TE MATAR
TUA FA'MÍLIA TODA CHORA
NÃO TEM REMÉDIO PRA CURAR
ÊÊ, TU VAI MORRER, TU VAI MORRER
TU VAI MORRER, TU VAI MORRER

He's big
He's red
His feet stick out of bed
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch

AYYYYYY PUTO

>>77650370
Came to post this, brilliant

Reminds me of that celebration where the goal scorer ran to his stands, sat down and had to applaud himself

>>77650604
pone la de leche la del carbonero

>>77651189
Allá en el parque hay una banda que es la mas puta de todas
la que se pone el chaleco, la que se pone la gorra
la que pide la colombes, marca tarjeta en la novena
Y CON LA PIJA DEL MANYA LE GUSTA HACERSE UN ENEMAAA

PARA SER DE LA BLANCA HAY QUE CHUPARLA
PARA SER DE LA BLANCA HAY QUE MAMARLA
PARA SER DE LA BLANCA HAY QUE TOMAR LA LECHE
LA DEL CARBONERO LECHE, LA DEL CARBONERO LECHE, LA DEL CARBONEROOOOO

>>77644904
Similar

We're winning away
We're winning away
How shit are you?
We're winning away

Sung against Brighton fans.

We can see you,

we can see you,

we can see you holding hands,

weeee can see you holding hands!

You only live round the corner (repeat)


Fulham to Manchester United customers suggesting they all live in London

>>77645063
Who's that dying on the runway
Who's that dying in the snow
It's Matt Busby and his boys making such a fucking noise cos they can't get their aeroplane to go

Why are ultras such edgelords? Great thread, btw

> over there, it's so quiet
> over here, it's a riot
> walking along, singing our song,
> walking in a Timber wonderland.

...Yeesh.

You like dudes
Youuu like duuudes
You really like
You really like
You really like the dudes

GIANT WIENER
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
GIANT WIENER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5Ms8gASkSg

Yuro Context: Terrell Owens, star player on the other team (and ex Philly player), had a lot of mental issues in his career, and a few days before this game, got his stomach pumped for trying to kill himself with painkillers. Philly fans are also notorious for giving no fucks.

>>77647239
You're owned by the English, kek

"shoes off if you hate ..."

>>77652396
Why would they suggest they were from London when the club is in Manchester?

>>77653159
philly anon, did i mess up by moving to phoenixville instead of the mt airy part of philly?

He's blonde, he's quick,
His name's a porno flick
Emmanuel, Emmanuel

Poropopo, poropopo, el que no salta es un argentino maricon

>>77639865
WE GO NORWHICH

FIGHT
FIGHT AND
FIGHT AND WIN

>>77653312
>phoenixville
you mean "shitty royersford"

>>77639865
OH STEVEN GERRARD, THE BABY'S NOT YOURS

>>77639978

Adebayoooor
ADEBAYOOOOOOOR,
he used to like coach trips,
but not any more!

There you go

>>77653253
Because they're United customers

The GOAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRzjc2N-rIU

>>77648529
I live in a knife-free household, Sir. No reason to v&.

>>77653253
>Americans

>>77650099
based

>>77649463
always a favourite of mine
context for non-calciofags: Pessotto is a Juventus former player and director who attempted suicide during Calciopoli, jumping from the club's building and lending on Bettega's (another director who was heavily involved in the scandal) car

>>77656538
but have you paid your TV license?

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>>77656545
I still have to pay my 50€ for the current 1/4 year.

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>>77639865
Basile est hémophile,
Il danse la Samba,
Il va de ville en ville
Pour porter le Sida

in english :
Basile is Haemophile
He dance the Samba
He go from city to city
for Giving the Sida.

HE'S BIG
HE'S BLACK
HE'S HAD A HEART ATTACK
KANU
KANU

>>77639865
To the tune of It's Amore

WHEN YOU SIT IN ROW ZED
AND THE BALL HITS YOUR HEAD
IT'S ZAAMOOOORAAAAAA

ur shit ahhhhhhh banter

PORO PO PO
PORO PO POOOOO
EL QUE NO SALTA PERUANO MARICON

Policía, policiaaaaa

Amargado se te ve
Cuando vienes al estadiooooo
Se cogen a tu mujeeeeer

>>77639865

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qNDon9_82U

HE'S FUCKED ANT AND DEC
HE'S FUCKED ANT AND DEC
JIMMY SAVILLE
HE'S FUCKED ANT AND DEC

Leeds fans (Saville) to Newcastle (Ant & Dec)

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Maiga, whoooahh, Maiga, woooaahh
He scored at white hart lane, he'll never score again

Poor lad scored against spurs in the cup then failed to score again for us. cult hero

>>77652361
We know why your seats are soft

Uz Partizan odrasto ko ja
Za Vojvodinu sada navija
Pička najveća, duša prodana
POLA MAĐAR POLA USTAŠA

with partizan grew up as i did
now he supports vojvodina
the biggest cunt, a sold soul
half hungarian half an ustasha

partizan fans against vojvodina where there are lots of croats and hungarians in the region

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzDBApfQJNc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gDJvGmPHug I miss the mancini song

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>>77639865
Old school Leicester chant:

When you're tired and weary,
Your heart might skip a beat,
You'll get your fucking heads kicked in as you walk down Filbert Street,
You walk in to the spion kop and hear a mighty roar,
Fuck off you Forest bastards we are the Leicester boys!
(to the tune of the laughing policeman)

>>77648088
More like any fan of this semen-slurping sport

>>77658653
Don't you have some nigger ball to watch? Bet you'll have your son and daughter wear his name on their back too, cuckold.

To taunt visibly overweight players:

Who ate all the pies?
The burgers and the fries?
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You ate all the pies!

JAMIE VARDY'S HAVIN' A PARTY
BRING YOUR VODKA AND YOUR CHARLIE

>>77646927
>so Celtic fans

no it wasn't.

it was morton fans who sung i on a midweek game, then kilmarnock fans stole it the next matchday and got the credit for it. celtic had fuck all to do with it

>>77658436
best in the thread

>>77659122
>americans trying to fit in by telling us the most generic chant that all brits have known since we were 5

thanks for thatmate

it didnt catch on but the funniest chant i heard was at my little hown town game and some guy shouting

>HES FAT
>HES ROUND
>HE BOUNCES ON THE GROUND
>I'm singing on my own...
>Shaun Debnam

[to the tune of Give it up]

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Ricksen canny walk,
canny talk,
Ricksen canny walk


Ricksen is a dirty Hun bastard former Rangers player with motor neuron disease

>>77650254
>Park park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country, could be worse you could be Scouse, eating rats in your council house.

ADEBAYOR, ADEBAYOOOOR
THREE DIED IN ANGOLA,
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN FOUR

this guy got it so bad

>>77658371
ii didn't know there was an ecuador-peru rivalry haha

>De keeper van den Haag, van den Haag , van den Haag (the keeper from the Hague, from the Hague, from the Hague)
>De keeper van den Haag heeft een dildo in zijn maag (the keeper from the Hague has a dildo in his stomach)
>Dat is toch, dat is toch, dat is toch niet gezond (that can't be, that can't be, that can't be healthy)
>Zo'n dildo, zo'n dildo, z'n dildo in je kont. (a dildo, a dildo, a dildo in your ass)

It was sung because of a leaked sex tape from the Hague keeper in which he was pegged by his girlfriend. Later when it was sung to him he bended over to the supporters and showed his ass.

also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=34&v=sGABLOM0iBA
which translatea to: Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Kluivert in prison, he can't drive a car, but he sure can rape, HEY.

Y DONDE ESTAN
QUE NO SE VEN
LOS HIJUEPUTAS
DE SANTA FE

>ctrl+f
>who's that dying
>6 results

wew lad

Classic italian one
SENTI CHE PUZZA
SCAPPANO ANCHE I CANI
SONO ARRIVATI I NAPOLETANI
O COLEROSI, TERREMOTATI
CHE COL SAPONE NON VI SIETE MAI LAVATI
There are several variations of this

>>77639865
Mijn vader zat bij de commando’s, mijn moeder zat bij de SS

>>77661201
Based ameribro

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain
in a Lamborginhi
Brought us back a manager
Manuel Pellegrini

SIX FEET FIVE

>>77639865
Ohhhh
Drummer Lee rigby
He won't be fucking drumming any more
Woaaahh

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Flabby flabby flabby flabby flabby Agbonlahorrrr..
Your moms a whore!!
Your moms a whoooorreeeee!!

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>>77660906

HES COMING FOR YOU
HES COMING FOR YOUUUUU
ARRY POTTAH
HES COMING FOR YOU

>>77646604
Whats the tune that this chant goes to ?

>>77660287
Everyone seem to hate them

>>77650403
I was there the Spurs fans chant yids yids we are the yids for 90 minutes soon as we mention them being jews they lose their shit

Im Wagen vor mir sitzt der Thomas Tuchel,
es dämmert schon und er fährt ohne Licht.
Ich mag es gar nicht glauben, was ich da sehen kann,
der Thomas Tuchel vögelt einen Mann,
rataa ratataa ratatatataa scheiß Thomas
ratataa ratataa ratatatataa die Schwuchtel

CUANDO YO ME MUERA
YO QUIERO QUE MI CAJÓN
SEA DE ROJO Y BLANCO
COMO MI CORAZÓN

CUANDO JUEGA EL PINCHA
LA PLATA ES UN CARNAVAL
VAMO A MATAR AL LOBO
Y A LA GUARDIA IMPERIAL

VAMOS QUE ESTA NOCHE
TENÉS QUE GANAR
LA BANDA ESTÁ LOCA
QUIERE FESTEJAR

LOS PUTOS DEL LOBO
SE QUIEREN MATAR
LA LIBERTADORES
LA JUEGA PAPÁ

>>77662115
Now look here my window-licking friend, it actually goes a
little
something
like
this:

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby
Agbonlahor
He's fast as fuck!
He's fast as fuuuuuuck!

>>77658637
I sang that. Glad u knew to call it the spion kop anon

hes 6 foot 2 he will do you
oliver oliver giroo
oliver oliver giroo

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE
AND YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE US
AND YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE US
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE

>>77671289
Holy shit, it's been five years. Is that channel still around?

>>77664971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-tagn3lB3I

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STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD
HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKIN ARSE
HE GAVE IT TO DEMBA BA
STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD

For Ashley Cole after it was rumored he liked to put vibrating cell phones up his asshole

1 man went to bed
CUNT
went to bed with Ashley,
1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley,

2 men went to bed
CUNT
went to bed with Ashle,
2 men, 1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley,

10 men went to bed, went to bed with Ashley,
10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men,
4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his mobile phone went to bed with Ashley

"Always look out for Turks carrying knives" to the tune of always look on the bright side of life to Leeds fans after two Leeds fans were killed by galataseray fans is a personal favourite

>>77639865
it's not christmas time until you hear the "feed the scousers" chants
makes me feel so comfy

>>77646234
>they show the most passion when singing the word 'cock'
okay

>>77662115
This pic made me go doopin' mental.

>>77639865
>offensive chanting

When the crowd was really really fed up with a coach, the club's owner, etc, let's say Antonio, they used to sing:

ANTONIO, TE QUEREMOS
ANTONIO, QUÉDATE
ANTONIO, ERA BROMA
ANTONIO, MUÉRETE LOLOLOLOLO

which means
>Antonio, we love you
>Antonio, please stay
>Antonio, we were joking
>Antonio, kill yourself

Of course, nowadays that would get the club fined so it usually never happens any more.

>>77649640
>by Slade
is this british humour or is that song only known from a cover over there

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>>77639865

>>77658436
Why do Leeds make the best chants

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Sun Jihai
A chinky, not a thai

or

His dad owns a chippy
Sun Jihai
His dad owns a chippy
Sun Jihai
His dad owns a chippy
His dad owns a chippy
His dad owns a chippy
Sun Jihai

>>77644687
based

>>77648492
kek

JOHN TERRY IS A QUEER
HE TAKES IT UP THE REAR

a classic

En onnellisempi mä olla vois
Jos lapseni ekat sanat ois
Kuuluvaan ääneen ja selkeesti
Haista vittu klubirunkkari

POR UNA TORTILLA
LOS CERRISTAS
SE ACUCHILLAN

A personal favourite usually sung during corteos to the stadium is
>Ha oпepa, нa oпepa, oтивaмe нa oпepa, пo дявoлитe c фyтбoлa oтивaмe нa oпepa.
To the opera, to the opera, we're going to the opera, fuck football, we're going to the opera.

We don't really have a lot of offensive chants except [insert persons name] fucks black men and dick for [insert team name] but none of these are witty or original.

Personal favourite:

CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEEEAAAA

>>77675949
It's a Slade original leaftard, every other version is a cover

>>77652311
>How shit are you?
It's "how shit must you be".
>>77658887
Wew lad.Can you be any more insecure?

>There was a lad who played up front called Ched, called Ched
>He'd fire us to the championship he said, he said
>He shagged a girl and that was it
>She cried rape cos she were skint
>Chedwyn Evans, United's number 9

>>77639978
"He's gay, he's dead, he's hanging in the shed, Fashenuuu! Fashenuu!" about a footballer who came out of the closet and eventually hanged himself in part due to the abuse he got.

Also "Van Gaal, die had een kankerwijf", literally mocking how Van Gaal's wife died of cancer very recently just because he coaches a team you hate, probably the worst chant of all time. Like you honestly have to be a piece of shit to find that funny, she didn't even have anything to do with football.

>>77675156
fucking kek

>>77640160
He can´t, there´s no other champion than Real madrid.

>>77639865
That's not even the best JS Park chant

>>77652361
>>77652361
Don’t forget the classic “Does your boyfriend know you’re here?”

>>77641277
Jealous nerd detected

I remember when that Spurs fan was stabbed away in the Europa League, they then went on to destroy West Ham in the weekend singing "can we play you every week?" and they replied with "can we stab you every week?"
It was a few years ago but damn

The Napoli piguain call and repeat will always r the GOAT

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>>77661201
the biggest classic will always be
OOO VESUVIO LAVALI COL FUOCO

i think it's been sung in every single stadium in Italy t least once

I don't really like banter songs about rival clubs but I always made an exception for this masterpiece.

Sintam o cheiro que afugenta os cães...
São os lampiões e as puta das mães!
Que cheiro a merdda, que pr'ali vai...
É tão intenso que nem com ácido sai!

Lampião porco, lampião paneleiro...
És a vergonha de Portugal inteiro!
És miserável, atrasadinho...
E ao Eusébio tens que dar o teu cuzinho!

É uma mentira o ano da fundação...
A história é estranha, deixa uma interrogação!
Porque estaria na farmácia àquele dia...
Um grupo de gajos fugidos da Casa Pia!

Passaram uns anos e hoje a história é parecida...
A vossa origem nunca pôde ser escondida!
Gente de Merdda, sem categoria...
É só putedo, bandidagem e drogaria!

São bebedolas, filhos dum pai qualquer...
Quando perdem dão porrada na mulher!
E bate certo a afirmação...
Que em cada lampião, há um cabrão!

Lampionagem, junta de fanfarrões...
Esta canção é dedicada a 6 milhões!
Todos juntos não valem uma pevide...
Daquele esgoto lá prós lados de Carnide!

Benfica é Merdda! Benfica é Merdda!
Benfica é Merdda! Merdda, Merdda, Merdda!
Benfica é Merdda! Benfica é Merdda!
Benfica é Merdda! Merdda, Merdda, Merdda!

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>>77648242

This shit right here is why no one likes MLS

PLAY-ER
PLAY-ER
YOU SUCK

MICHAEL SHEILDS GOT FIFTEEN YEAAAARS
NOW HES GETTING BUMMED BY QUEEEEEERS
FIFTEEN YEARS AND NO PAROOOOOLE
NOW HE'S GOT A SORE ARSEHOOOOOLE

POSH SPICE IS SLAPPER
SHE HAS GOT SAGGY TITS
AND WHEN SHE'S SHAGGING BECKHAM
SHE THINKS OF MIKE RICKETTS
HE SHAGS HER IN THE ARSEHOLE
HE SHAGS HER IN THE MOUTH
AND WHEN HE'S FINISHED WITH THE BITCH HE SENDS HER BACK DOWN SOUTH

>>77639865
>offensive chanting
can't beat the classic:

‘O VESUVIO LAVALI COL FUOCO!
SENTI CHE PUZZA, SCAPPANO ANCHE I CANI, STANNO ARRIVANDO I NAPOLETANI, O COLEROSI, TERREMOTATI CON IL SAPONE NON VI SIETE MAI LAVATI!
NAPOLI MERDA, NAPOLI COLERA, SEI LA VERGOGNA DELL’ITALIA INTERA, NAPOLETANO SPORCO AFRICANO STAI PUR SICURO PRIMA O POI TI ACCOLTELLIAMO!

translation:
Oh Vesuvius wash them with fire!
What a reek, even dogs are running away, neapolitans are coming!
Oh colerosi (cholera affected), terremotati (earthquake victims), with soap you never washed!
Neaples shit, Neaples cholera, you're the shame of the whole Italy,
Neapolitan you dirty african, be sure sooner or later we're going to stab you

>>77644844

How can other fans even compete?

The baby's not yours
The baby's not yours
Jamie O'hara
It's Adebayors

I SAW MY M8, THE OTHER DAY

HE SAID HE SAW, THE WHITE PELE

SO I ASKED, WHO IS HE?

HE GOES BY THE NAME OF WAYNE ROONEY

WAYNE ROONEY, WANYE ROONEY

HE GOES BY THE NAME OF WAYNE ROONEY

https://youtu.be/SglQTS3Am5M

Barbecue, barbecue! Bbq bbq bbq! We're gonna score 3 more than you!!!!!

na na na na na na na na nana nana
na na na na na na na na nana nana
nana nana na na na na na na na na na na nana
Uwe's grandad bombed the Stretford end

Terry replied: "My mum dated a guy from Liverpool for a while and the Liverpool fans made up a song that my mum loves Scouse c**k.'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j118QSXgGHM

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>>77686192

Mine eyes have seen the glory of Espana 82
when little Northern Ireland showed the world what we could do
Now Michael is our leader and we're coming after you, and this is what we sing:

We're not Brazil we're Northern Ireland
We're not Brazil we're Northern Ireland
We're not Brazil we're Northern Ireland
But it's all the same to me!

The English came to visit in the year 2005
little did they know that we had planned a wee surprise
Sir David scored the winner, and Windsor Park went wild,
and this is what they sang:

We're not Brazil we're Northern Ireland
We're not Brazil we're Northern Ireland
We're not Brazil we're Northern Ireland
But it's all the same to me!

etc.

Swindon Town is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Swindon Town is falling down,
Fuck Off Swindon

BUILD IT UP in yellow and blue!
Yellow and blue
Yellow and blue
Build it up with yellow and blue!
Fuck off Swindon