>Be Ronaldo >On the bench vs. Barcelona >Come on as

>>77635092
I like how most of them just line up for a pic of the perfect human specimen. typical customers

finally, a thread about this

>>77635309
this desu bamping

>cuck nou

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>>77635092
is he, dare I say, a GOD now?

>>77635551
I believe he's the closest thing to a god we can hope to witness, yes.

>>77635551
it's a shame the state can't declare people godly like in Ancient Rome. he would be the obvious choice.

>>77635577
bloody monotheism ruined that forever.

Portuguesefags are literally the worst posters on /sp/.

Just witness how buttmad they'll get reading this post.

I've never seen anything like it.

A true legend.

>>77635671
That's because you started to watch Football one year ago, Arsenal costumer.

>>77635722
I still can't believe he walks, talks and breathes among us.

>>77635771
a Roman-style statue wouldn't do him justice because he's more ripped than the muscular statues of gods and emperors they made.

>>77635092
>boring game
>ronaldo gets in
>fire
>deliver 3 memes
>sent off
truly the artist

>>77635788
why are we so lucky to have the GOAT in the GOAT sport? nothing can top this. it's not possible to be prouder than this. a joy only us Portuguese can feel.

>>77635813
truly the blessed master race

>>77635813
Feels good, man.

>>77635823
truly the chosen people.

>>77635092
>100,000 people in the stadium
>All booing you
>Score a stunner
>Whole stadium goes silent
are you this fucking clueless? Supercopa is not included in Barcelona's season ticket. That means that the "socis", ticket holders who regularly attend games weren't in Camp Nou yesterday. Most of the people in the stadium yesterday were tourists. That's why the stadium was full of Madrid supporters and no real Barcelona supporters, only tourists. Barcelona does this because they get between 7 and 8 million euros from ticket revenue.

>>77635844
Jesus Christ

>>77635092
The undisputed GOAT

>>77635844
when all the pain in the world is condensed in a a butt.

>>77635791
This slav gets it.

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>>77635844
>we lost on purpose 2bh

>>77635955
will they ever recover?

>>77635844
Whole stadium full Madrid supporters? Then why didn't they all cheer when he scored? Are you autistic?

>>77635844
>Barca earns 8 millions from 100 000 customers for 1 game
>Warriors earn 15 millions from 20 000 customers for 1 game

Barca is retarded and could shear the sheeps much more efficiently

>>77637924
NBA is more exciting than Lel Liga tho

>>77635551
>>77635561
>>77635577
>>77635602
>>77635722
>>77635771
>>77635788
>>77635813
>>77635826
>>77635841
does his semen taste that good?

there will never be someone like him again

>>77638766
His clone army begs to differ.

>>77635844
my lord

>>77635624
0-1..............

>>77635844
hooray for deja vu

>>77635551
We have witnessed the Apotheosis of CHRISTiano Ronaldo

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>>77640522
I think we'll find that Dolores Aveiro was and still is a virgin.

>>77641250
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>>77635092
Kek at those customers taking pics and mirin' Ronnie Ron.

>His second given name, "Ronaldo", was chosen after then-U.S. president Ronald Reagan, whom his father admired.[7][8]

Based Ronaldo > subhuman sudaca Mestizo Messy

alpha AF

If he's so good, why wasn't he starting?

>>77641415
brilliant.
truly destined for greatness.

>>77641646
even GODS rest.
the judeo-christian god rested on the seventh day.

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>mfw i just realised christiano was ALWAYS our guy

>>77635092
frail midget messi cannot compete with this god

>>77635092
What a GOD

Ronaldo is the Chad of footy.

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>>77641250
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>>77642354
tsu

>>77638161
it's not semen, it's ambrosia.
the food of the goods.

>>77642559
*gods

>pushes the referee lightly with hand
>5 games suspension
wew might as well sucker punch the fucker

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>>77641687
>seventh day.
>seventh
>seven
>7
>CR7
How could we have been so blind?

>implying GODnaldo didn't get suspended on purpose so he can employ his God-tier cheerleading from the bench
You nonbelievers learned NOTHING from the Euro finals, NOTHING.

>>77642705
everything is making sense now.
and guess what Dolores Aveiro's first name is? that's right, "Maria".
and what was is father's name?
that's right, "José".
Mary and Joseph.

>>77642751
OMFG

>>77642705
>>77642751
H-have mercy on my soul GODnaldo.

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>>77637767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-MuBIN1xn8

A lot of people are booing him, then he scores and you can hear AND see a lot of people celebrating as well. The fact that you can see them is the best part, because in a normal game the away fans would be secluded like pic related, you wouldn't be able to see them close to the pitch like in those shots.

And hell, they were BOOING like the customers (and probably americans too) that they are. Actual fans usually whistle instead because it's more annoying.

>>77635092
true alpha

>>77642798
THIS

How can a lawn fairy get so ripped. Body builders don't even look that good.

>>77642751
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So why Portugal is not a monarchy yet? I mean everyone knows who is the portuguese king.

>32 years old
>take your top off like a dabbing dickhead 21 year old

>>77643386
beta male detected

>>77643436

not even your showboating blacks do it.

>>77643386
Beta nip assblasted LMAO!

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>>77635092

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>>77641250
he irradiates whiteness

check that mean roid gut

yikes

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>your face when you realize Ronaldo scored this goal by imitating the true GOAT

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>>77643770
>that awkward feel when DYELs think this is roid gut
>that painful feel when DYELs think anyone with any sort of muscle development is using PEDs or roids and are too afraid to admit that some people work hard in the gym and get real results from that

what a sad life you live

In the moment where he shoved the ref:

I just knew he dun goof'd

btw can someone post messi/ ronaldo quotes

>messi and barca fall into obscurity
>ronaldo-neymar is the new rivalry
how likely is this

>>77643797
post your body then faggot

>>77643843
kek sorry, im obese
i just dont like people criticizing sexy ronron

>>77643797
/fit/ thinks anyone with a good body is a roider or 'nigger' genetics
sad sacks of shit, literally /r9k/ with a fitness veneer

>>77643858
Not me.
>>77643843
I have a six pack like Ronny but I'm not posing my bod here, sorry fag

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>>77643386
>Tsunaldo causes assblast all the way to nipland

>>77643510
dam you on a payroll or something?

how long till Messi follows Naymar?

>>77641250
His back muscle is so weird. It looks like he has tumor wings growing out.

>>77635532
nu-cuck*

>>77643386
fatty weeb on suicide watch

>>77644132
>not leaving humanity behind

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>>77635844
>tfw too smart to win

>>77643861
friendo, all boards have a veneer of whatever the board is + r9k