Cowboys @ Rams Preseason Game Thread

This is way too earlier for the bread, but I'll bite.

What are the odds that Goff is a once-in-a-generation busy?

Zeke is guity

Rams will win cap this

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Seriously? Game doesnt even start for another hour

Anyways rasms

Who here thinks Zeke got off light because Goodell is pandering to the Cowboys

should have been permaban

>>77608562
what is going on in this picture

>>77608529
Goff will have a long drawn out mediocre career
Like Stafford and others

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>>77608575
You need to spend more time on the internet. It's an edit of pic related

>>77608614
I've seen this before, just not enough to fucking memorize it. It's a shitty meme anyway.

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>>77608534
>>77608566
FACTS

>4 witnesses deny seeing the alleged incident occurring, including one witness that was in the car with them and a security guard

>Text messages were leaked showing that the alleged victim was trying to set up Ezekiel Elliot and feeding a story to her friends to lie about including as in this picture, the word "Lie" explicitly

>No charges were ever filed, was not arrested or found deserving to be arrested/detained by police

>The district attorney dropped the case, this happened in Ohio, there was a separate investigation that happened in Texas that came to the same conclusion

>The alleged victim attacked a women during this incident according to the testimony of a security guard and Zeke had no involvement in his fight, which explains her bruises she took a picture of a released the day after the incident and then claimed it was domestic violence, not her committing assault

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>>77608599
>Stafford is medi-

I've already BTFO of this argument, and this isn't a Loins bread, so I won't take the bait

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>>77608599

>doubting Goff with Watkins

You will be shown the light this season

>>77608640
I havent seen it.
Let me guess, it hinges on cherry picking his 5000 yard season?

Rams will have a winning season

>>77608657
Goff is mentally trash, no matter what injury prone receiver you trade for
Getting slammed to the ground over and over with his shit Oline wont help

>>77608639
THIS

BITCH

IS

IN

SANE

/hokie/ here, any Ramsbro know the odds of seeing my boy Rogers play?

>>77608658
>six straight 4,200 yard seasons

Okay I'll stop, this isn't a Loins thread.

>>77608668
Insane in da membrane

>>77608676
>big number mean big good

So I was right

Any streams boys?

LET ZEKE EAT

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#FreeZeke

#FucktheNFL

#BradyWasInoccent

#YouAreNotAboveTheLaw

>mfw going to my seat and seeing all these soft pawgs in tanks and mini shorts

life of cali brehs

lmao

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dubs and rams make the playoffs

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Fact, there will be more people in he crowd with Cowboys jerseys than Rams jerseys.

Also

#FreeZeke

>>77608884
Fuck you

I can't wait for this game to start. Jets Titans is a real snoozefest.

aware me on this zeke scandal

>i dont pay attention to the news

I miss the Raiders. They should've come home

but i guess ill roll with the St Louis Rams of Los Angeles

Prepare to be Rammed cowshit golryhunters

>>77608903
Bitch be lying, Zeke be destroying evidences n shieet, NFL being extra careful about domestic violence, min 6 game suspension after the Ray Rice incident

>>77608599
>stafford
>mediocre
Lots of people that dont follow the nfl post in these threads ive noticed

I don't think the NFL is rigged on the player level. But I definitely think certain teams are shown favoritism in calls during the "call to the booth." I think one of the best things for the NFL right now would be for the Rams to be a good team, and could imagine the NFL wanting to pull some strings so they're at least competitive

>>77608903
>accused by psycho ex gf (who you were only in a non serious sexual relationship with, but paid the rent for because you're that guy) of physical abuse after an incident in public outside of an apartment complex, in a parking lot, after coming out of a car you just parked in
>pretty much all this happens >>77608639
>NFL investigates this
>closes case after evidence found isn't good enough
>reopen case after Zeke gets famous and is a main contributor for the Cowboys sudden win streak
>drag on this investigation for an entire year
>suddenly after it's all done and well into the off season word leaks it's become serious
>word is there's a suspension imminent
>first thought to be 1-2 games
>it's announced recently to be 6 games
>everyone blindsided
>now looks way more serious than first thought
>painting the picture to the public Zeke is guilty of something despite it contradicting two different investigations by the police and a court hearing with a judge, witness testimony, text messages, and conflicting and contradictory testimony by the accuser

>now shit has hit the fan hard

>Zeke can appeal but it doesn't look good for him
>this may become a bigger issue if Zeke and Jerry Jones take this to court
>Jerry Jones has in the past taken the NFL to court and win before, is not afraid to do so as he's the richest sports team owner in the entire world
>pretty much impending Defaltegate 2.0, except Jerry won't flinch like Kraft did before taking it to the supreme court

>>77608938
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Rams
>threatening

Also

>soccer field

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77608719
http://sportsarefree.xyz/nfltv/

>>77609013
>straight bangs
gross

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>>77608657
Watkins??? Le ebin wide receiving meme???

>>77609013
This bitch would destroy you with rape and abuse allegations if you broke up with her.

Sorry, but I'm over fawning over roasties, this image does nothing for me but incite disgust.

>>77608903
NFL suspended Ray Rice for only two games for knocking out his fucking wife in an elevator, the video went public and people got mad and the NFL went "wtf, we didn't know fans care about domestic abuse"

Then made the minimum punishment for DV 6 games, and Zeke gets caught up in a completely vague and muddied DV accusation where it isn't really clear whether he did anything or if the girl is a gold-digging slut framing him, and got suspended for 6 games with absolutely no real evidence proving he's guilty.

JUST PLAY ZEKE THE WHOLE GAME

Amazing how changing the horns to white made the rams unis go from shit to 2smoove

>>77608640
But Stafford literally is not good.

>>77609062
It looks pretty odd, I dont like it

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>Game is on CBS
WHY THE FUCK ISN'T ROMO COMMENTATING?

>>77608639
Christ Zeke, you're lucky she was fully retarded and thought she could get away with it despite all the freaking witnesses including the other woman she assaulted.
If she actually had a triple digit IQ the entire Cowboys Offense could have been trapped in a Gone Girl thriller for the next few seasons, thank God Zeke likes his white girls as deflated as Brady likes his balls

>>77609081
Production is by the Cowboy's own network.

>Dallass

TOP KEK

all according to keikaku

>>77609072
He's good to all the lion fans that jumped on the wagon in 2011, and now pretend they have been fans forever.

Did that actually happen?

>the state of Dallas special teams

>Gurley

Has Gurley regressed or is the Rams OL bad?

>>77609114
a little bit of both, plus the rams players pretty much gave up last season

>>77609114
Both

>>77609114
The oline has always been bad, its going to make Gurley regress

>>77609111
>the state of a UDRFA given a chance to make the team and fucking up

TOP KEK

RAM IT

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Best preseason game so far

>Holy rollering that shit

>>77609096
>>77609100
>>77609111
That guy had a 1% chance of making the team. Now it's 0%.

So this is how the rams get TDs

That's the worst TD I've ever seen in my life.

FUCK DALASS

>>77609149
Its not like Goff is going to be able to get them any other way

>>77609003
Guilty until proven innocent when you are a threat to a friend of Goodell's

Hopefully when they take it to the highest court they force some kind of check and ballance over the commissioner, if not force his resignation. There is more evidence of his absolute nepotistic bias than anything on Zeke and it's a shame that the networks are going to side and blast in favor of Goodell and destroy the kid's good name.

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>cowcucks d

Kupp is legit

>draft all time bust at QB
>go out of your way to surround him with former Bills WRs, as if they ever did anything
>rasm

>>77609156
That isn't accounted as a TD to him.

Does that count as a TD pass for Goff?

>>77609164
At least they're actually trying to get WRs for him this time. Their last QB they just couldn't stop drafting mediocre RBs long enough to get him anything.

>>77609161
bait

>>77609174
They should be getting offensive linemen instead

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>it recorded as a goff td pass

>>77609164
This.
Nothing the bills did made these WRs true blue level.
Making them catch from a worse QB than ever before won't make them any better

>>77609183
Baby steps. They haven't had a line worth mentioning in at least a decade. Maybe with their next "franchise" QB they'll realize that protection is important.

fuck kellen moore

ugly throwing form, left handed faggot

That was underthrown as fuck.

Is Moore good?

>>77609214
no and the cowboys have had some hard on for him for a few years now

i dont know why

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Is the rasm D actually good, or am I drunk?

>>77609217
>no dak, zeke, witten, beasley

>>77609194
They actually have an offensive minded coach now though instead of footfetishfattie

>>77609214
No.

>>77609217
>is the Rams D actually good
I don't know, they're playing against the Cowboys 2nd team. You tell me.

>goff does absolutely nothing
>already pull him

boo

Why the fuck don't the Rams just switch to the LA royal blue/yellows? 90% of the crowd shows up with those colors, obviously we want that. It bothers me a bit, and can't get into Rams games just because of that.

>>77609217
Their D isn't any good. Their secondary has literally always sucked and their pass rush dropped dead over the past couple seasons. Watch, they'll be giving up more yards through the air this year than anybody in the league.

>Goff only played one drive

Fucking pussy

Hopefully Mannion can be a replacement for Goff if he fails us this season

>>77609243
Its all about the money, want to sell new jerseys

>>77609217
>1st down was a good running play
>2nd down was a terrible throw by the QB
>3rd down was a blitz that Dak would have destroyed but Moore panicked on

Lol

>Orlovsky on the sideline
Wait, Dan Orlovsky's still in the league? How? He's never been more than a mediocre third string QB for what seems like a decade, maybe more.

>>77609243
Those are outdated. This new ones are crisp

>nfl fantasy "boss" commercial
Why does Bomani jones stand like he's held up by wires making that retarded Angela Merkel triangle with his hands? Very awkward looking

>>77609273
They're fucking bland

>>77609254
>if

Wow what a woman beating degenerate.

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Jamie Erdahl >>>>>>>> Jill Arrington

>>77609283
>Bomani jones
who the fuck is that?

Kellen Moore must be really good in practice or something. What a scrub.

>Meek Mill
lmao

The Rams helmets look soooo good, but the uniform as a whole looks whack with the gold

>>77609254
>if

When. Goff is a bust.

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>>77609232
Ha! Fair
Still need a good QB to utilize WRs

Great play by Jones

Raiders Cards when

FUCK GOODELL

ZEKE DINDU NUFFIN

5 SUPERB OWLS

FUCK THE EAGLES

>>77609335
30 minutes

Who /GreaterLA/ here?

>Rasms

>rasm

>botched snap
Am I watching high school football?

>Rasm

>3&35
wew

Is this another spaghetti bowl?

>3rd & 35

>rasm

>losing 25 yrds on a high snap

>>77609362
Even worse, you are watching Rams football

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>>77609365
>>77609370
>3rd and forever.

>>77609376

Whats even worse is that we are leading and Kellen Moore looks like complete garbage

>Cowboys fans this mad that they can't capitalize on our dozens of fuck ups

>Anyone can do what Dak does with all those weapons

Lmao what a joke. Only Romo and Dak have managed to do fucking anything behind this line.

Dak is a great QB and gonna BTFO out of his haters this season

>>77609272
Him being on a team is one of the indicators that they're tanking
0-16 Loins, then the Clots brought him in during the SuckforLuck year, and now the Rams have given up on Goff and refuse to give Mannion a shot and so are looking towards Rosen

Dan Orlovsky is still in the league?

>>77609402
>behind this line.

The line was literally just built heavily through the draft after romo was gone. Its like you dont even watch your own team

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So is jared goff capable of throwing a football or not?

>>77609410
>martin, frederick, smith all drafted when romo was playing

>>77609412
It seems like it but people are gonna call him a bust no matter what after that 7 game Jeff Fisher trash heap

>>77609402
There are only 2 starters from last currently playing on the O line. The center and right guard.

What niggerish single mother names her kid Taco

How was that not a fucking safety?

>Kellen Moore is second string.
Can his ass. Put in the literally whos.

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Just got in
>that td
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>77609421
>and went on IR before the season

TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this high school football?

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>>77609437
>dak was a third stringer, was expected to play worse than Kellen Moore.
Wew

Zeke beat his girl but she honestly deserved it. Anyone with me on this?

>>77609443
Worse it's the Rams.

>>77609438
>COOOOOOOOOOOP
Silly anon, Amari Cooper is a Raider

>>77609354
562 here

>>77609410
>>77609427
Like I said, you retards will be BTFO when Dak is just as great as he was last year if not better. Enjoy doubting him while you can.

>>77609457
Keep telling yourself that that literally who will be anything now that Carr has a limp. Cooper Kupp is the future, and is making plays despite the Rams.

>>77609454

>salty cowshit fan

7-9 and Dak regresses

>>77609453
Shouldn't even be illegal to smack your bitch. You can spank your kids, why not your bitch? They both need discipline.

>>77609468
I'm talking about this preseason game you're making a judgment based on.

There's literally only two starters, two backups, and one unproven player in a new position and projected to start this year playing in the game and I'm not even talking about Dak, just correcting you when you say "this line" as if it's the real O line.

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>>77609438

>The Rams have two "COOOOOP" wide receivers

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>falling for the vegas gold meme
>falling for the "honoring our long-storied 50+ years of mediocrity" meme
>don't realize that white horns only worked because there was no semblance of gold back then
>still falling for the vegas gold meme
rasms?

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>>77609479
Silly anon, Carr is healthy, and Cooper is a top WR

>>77609489
>pharaoh

WE

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>>77609489
>tfw they go off this season, and they become known as the Coop Co-op

What can Noah Brown do for you?

Rasm just need to put 10 guys on McFadden.

>>77609513
Or hit him low

>>77609482
>another 4-12 season for the Rams incoming
Me salty, ok lol.

>>77609513
What they need is their DT on the active roster.

>COOOOOP
>COOOOOPER
>SPRUUUUUUUCE
>TRUUUUUUUU
This is strange

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>>77609405
>0-16
>tanking

If only. We were genuinely garbage that year.

>>77609541
JEEP

>>77609541
I wonder if the Cowboys should sign Kaepernick.....

>>77609574
>Kaepernick
>playing at least 8 games a year in Texas
My sides

>>77609574
If Dak gets injured sure, but he's built, not injury prone, and knows how to slide on runs. I'm not worried

>>77609574
Nigger would get lynched the day he got there

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the new Big 3

>>77608639
4 Games, not 6.

He is a repeat offender mind you.

THAT NIGGA GOT HEEM'D

IRVING IS A MONSTER

>>77609592
Fucking Watkins. Fucking up the g theme.

Are the rams hands made of fucking butter or something?

>4 forced fumbles for the dallas defense

im okay with this

BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY WHAT A LARIAT!

>>77609598
too bad his ass is gonna be suspended too

COOOOOP

raiders cards thread
>>77609609

>>77609619
Cooooooooooooop

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SHOOK ONES

>>77609621
Fuck off

>>77609494
They're switching the uniforms when the stadium opens retard

Defensive line has been looking like shit tonight.

>The fucking state of the fucking rasm

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>>77609605

>>77609628
As someone who's been going to EWU, that move will happen a lot.

>Rasm

>rasm literally cannot stop sucking dicks

>the state of the rams

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>Rasm ball control

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Who D/a/llas here

>>77609649
>>77609650
>>77609653
Buy can the Cows score on it?

can someone tell me the last time the cowboys have ever forced 5 fumbles in a half? preseason or regular

Spaghetti is back on the menu tonight.

So this is the power of commiefornia... Whoa...

>Cooper Kupp with a tackle and a fumble recovery
PUT HIM IN AT DT! AARON WHO?!

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>>77609661

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>the absolute state of the rasms

>>77609663
That last one was not a "forced" fumble. He just fucking bobbled it away.

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stop fucking up reeee

>>77609662
I bet Moore can throw a few more screens for 0.4 yards apiece.

>>77609668
Kek

>>77609682
contact was made before he lost it, so techinically it was a FF

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>>77609661
We dem boys.

Put in Cooper Rush already jesus

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Comfy thunderstorm here in Terrell.

Moore barely got bailed out on the catch.

This dude is shook, can't make a wide up 7 yard throw after escaping pressure.

With Zeke gone, we need Adrian more than ever.

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S H O O K

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>>77609714
>hot as fuck and humid in Deep South Texas.
Lucky.

Cowboys need to make a trade to salary dump some scubs and sign Kaep.

>Rams ramming it up
>Turnovers are still even
Cowboys suck that bad.

>>77609749
>Only on the scoreboard because a lucky TD from a forced fumble

I'm not worried.

>>77609748
Fuck off retard.

R I C O
I
C
O

DOES IT AGAIN

>>77609761
You think he's worse than Moore?

Lmao, fuck the SJW BS I'm all about winning games and we need a better backup.

>>77609756
>designed illegal forward lateral to the best hands on the team
>He can't see the 6D chess that McVay is playing
Sad!

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>>77609748
Fuck off.

>>77609772
Dak isn't gonna get injuried. If he does, we're fucked anyway, so why even care?

>>77609748
I bet if they signed Kaepernick the NFL would reduce Zeke's suspension.

>>77609779
Could they still drag Romo back out of retirement or is that a pipe dream?

>>77609798
Better than signing some guy who is gonna be total media cancer just as a safety net in the very unlikely event Dak goes down.

>>77609798
A pipe dream.

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fuck

>The refs are mad about the uniforms so they keep throwing gold in protest

>>77609821
You can never be too prepared and no one is immune to injury in the NFL.

Having Kaep isn't going to be much more than the media that Zeke is now going to bring, and if Jerry wants to go to court then forget it, signing Kaep won't even be a distraction, literally every day the owner, RB, and entire team will be in the news every damn day regardless.

>>77609714
My nigga 75160 reporting in.
Let's never fucking meet up.

>>77609853
Will he be cut.

>The best player on the team shanks a kick to the 30
>and also another penalty

Dragon attempt incoming.

>>77609882
Yet still no TD for the Cowboys

>took a knee

lel get this faggot out of here

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>>77609890
>B-B-BUT THE COWBOYS!!!!!

>>77609866
Kaep would be MUCH MUCH worse. Zeke is a story because he plays for the Cowboys, and actually contributes every game he's not suspended.

Kaep would in most likelihood be sitting on the sidelines for 16 games being an eternal distraction with no contribution at all.

It isn't worth it.

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>Lindsay draper
Hnnng.

>taking a knee when you can practice your dice throwing
Shameful."No-Balls" Garrett

>>77609905
>that armpit surface area

fuckin dropped

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post em boys

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>>77609913
>implying armpits are a bad thing.

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>>77609930

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>>77609930
Halftime faptime!

>>77609904
Keap is not worse than Moore, lmao

>>77609978
No shit you dumbass. I have never once implied that. But

>90% Dak stays healthy all season, Kaep never contributes but attracts cancerous distracting media attention
vs
>10% chance Dak gets injuried, signing Kaep actually helps us win some games

I take the first one.

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THE GOAT

>>77610007
Absolutely disgusting, is that an alien?

Cooper Rush better than Moore.

>>77610037
>risking your season on a 1/10 chance when there are more than ten games in the season
>all because you're too buttmad at someone having stupid beliefs
Shameful. I bet you hate Bo Jackson because he wasn't a football purist.

these new Roms helmets are pretty cool desu senpai

Cooper just won the 2nd string QB job.

>>77610060
>being this gay
Wew lad

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I don't know what's happening but I like how hyped everyone is and how the commentators barely fit into their suits

I can't handle all of these Coopers showing they can hang.
>Belichek is probably fapping to Kupp, like the sure-handed, white playmaker that he is
>Pharaoh is fast
>Rush winning the back-up position

WE CALL IT THE REMAINDER THAT'S THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS

>>77610063
Signing Kaep is a risk. Cowboys have a great lockerroom. I don't want that dipshit to come and fuck it up.

>Sammy Watkins in the booth

Oh dis gun be good

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>>77610066

They really are. Now we just need the unis to match up

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>>77610102
>we wuz kangz

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>>77610066

thanks Buffalo

FUUUUUUCK Justin Davis bout to take Gurleys Job if he can hold onto the ball

>>77610112
How many members of your locker room are in pre-trial?

Woods having a good game.

>>77610133
Andrew keeps looking at the camera

It's freaking me out

>>77610139
>your team

I knew you weren't a Cowboys fan, fuck off with your Kaep bullshit.

>>77610158
>hurr everyone that replies to me is the same person

Get a life. If you care about football Kaep being on the cowboys is literally nothing now that Zeke is suspended.

>>77610158
>this boy would help with my team's chances of winning, but he ain't a Christian republican, and that just don't sit right with folks

>>77610172
>Kaep could help the Cowboys

Extreme citation needed

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>>77610167
>>77610172
Ok first off, signing Kaep isn't even a good football move, second it's a fucking HORRIBLE finacial move if I'm Jerry Jones and my team is built on the brand of being "America's team" and I sign somebody who is protesting America.

It will never ever EVER happen, fuck off with your retarded suggestion.

>>77610214
I retract my statement now that I've seen Rush on a few plays.

Fumble Bowl

Did he say fitball?

>all these dropped balls

>>77610232
That poor, stammering reporter. Sacked in the morning.

RICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COOPER RUSH IS BETTER THAN MOORE BY A MILE

>>77610255

yeh her skin is scaly she ugly af

>>77610259
Moore sucks ass.

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RICO

Dak be sweatin right now.

Getting hyped about Gathers replacing witten in the future bois

rico gathers will have an expanded role in the cowboys offense this season

>dak gets another weapon

Gathers looks like a monster.

Cowboys may have found their Gronk.

This ball security has been atrocious.

>Rico

2016 Cowboys draft greatest draft of all time.

>Fumbowl

>another turnover

I'm surprised. Truly.

Suddenly the Cowboys start playing

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YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Well Everrett has the starting job.

My D2 college football tram has better ball control then this

>this fumblebowl

>>77610295
Well sheeeeeit.

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why cant we hold on to the ball

>>77610336
>we

Believe me, you don't want to be a part of that.

>>77610336
>we

what position you play bro

BULLSHIT

>that dodged bullet

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Would you?

>More Cowboys fans than Rams fans in LA

Lmao

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>>77610336
Buttah fingahs brah

>>77610363
Fuck yeah! I love DQ's blizzards!

>>77610364
>Rams fans in LA

There are???

>>77610363
yes

>>77610363
Without a beat

>>77610363
I bet she's full of surprises

Holds and fumbles. Holds and fumbles. Seems like preseason to me.

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>>77610363
>ywn fuck this qt while spoon feeding her a blizzard

>>77610412
>not putting the ice cream on your dick and making her lick it off

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time to shine

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>>77610434

>>77610434

>letting her use your dick as the spoon -_-

>>77610434
>not putting some in her belly button and on her nipples and licking it up with her on her back

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>>77610465
>-_-

>not fucking a DQ Blizzard

-_-

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>>77610478

>when she -_- your -_-
-_-

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>having coitus

amirite?

I miss that traitorous Tripfag Rampage

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>Rampage