I FUCKING SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY I WANT OFF

>Sell Nerman
>replace him with Paulinho

Topjej

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Imagine signing Tottenham Hotspur's worst-ever player and celebrating it as a success.

> sex generates life
Kek

>b-b-b-but uefalona will know how to spend 200 million wisely!!11!!11!

>>77608009
I think it translates to Sex is Life, not sex generates life.

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DON'T IGNORE ME YOU FUCKING FOREIGNERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Win 200mi
>Can't buy a decent player

>>77608021
Yes but its a Play on words

>>77608021
CHI

>get 280 million euros
>spend it on paulinho to keep those brazilian jersey sales going

>>77608044
They could, but they're being cheap as fuck about it.

I like Paulinho, he's a good player, don't know where the hatred for him among europeans come from. Also, he's not a substitute for Neymar, he's a defensive midfielder.

>>77608049
no, it literally means sex is life, implying something like having sex is needed to enjoy life. it's an advertisement for men who have problems getting hard

You don't need to be an expert to know this is a bad deal. What the fuck are they thinking?

Are they just retarded or plain corrupt? Jesus Christ I don't even care much for barca but this is just sad.

I'm starting to believe the sabotage conspiracy
Didn't they hire someone recently who is an outspoken halalista?
Someone copy paste that post by Iceland a month ago

>>77608003
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

holy shit that is so unprofessional

>>77608083
Doesn't Seri have a 40 million release clause? Hell I'm sure there are many much better players who are both younger and cheaper.

They're not being cheap they're just fucking retarded.

>>77608086
Yes I know, I can speak spanish. But sex is also the means to create life. And thus its a bit of a play on words

>>77608094
Of course it's corrupt. There's nothing with big bucks involved that isn't (((corrupt))).

>>77608120
They're being a mixture of the two. Cheap and retarded when it comes to Dembele. Dortmund said they want upwards of €120m, and their first bid was €70m with €40m in bonuses, which included shit like winning a BdO.

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Guangzhou paid €14 million for this guy. Two years later Barca pay €40.

A Chinese club actually made a profit off of one of their retarded signings.

>>77608190
14m is too much for this retard

>>77607978
>40 million for a 29 year old Chinese League player

>>77608190
Also, Tottenham bought him for 12 million then sold him for 19 million despite the fact that he was by far their worst player. He's like a human money-laundering machine.

This is totally based on Paulinho's convocation to Brazil NT.

I bet Bartomeu is getting money from this deal. The previous president, Rosell, is currently in prison for tax evasion and corruption in Neymar's shady deal from Santos. Bartomeu is his personal friend and was also part of his board when he was president. These men are a bunch of criminals.

>>77608003
>44 minutes
>losing to West Ham for 2-0

I feel that this team was bad.

Is this 100% official or is it still just speculation?

>>77608101
*tips tinfoil*

>>77608247
They were absolutely awful that season. It was the year they sold Bale, then tried to replace him with 7 new signings.

>40mill for paulinho
Barca directives are truly retarded. Once messi retires the club will go to shit

>>77608222
It should have been Oscar instead of him, what the fuck is Tite doing?

>>77608276
No, they still have Suarez, Iniesta, Busquet and Pique to save them. Once one of those leave, then they'll be finished.

>>77608280
Turning the Seleção into Corinthians

>>77608003
>Paulinho
>Adebayor
>Chiriches
Those truly were the Dark Ages

>>77608294
Except for Busquest's they're all 30+, even then he's 29. Not much left

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Life is precious, Even us, Though our future seems grim, We will prevail

>>77608142
No you don't, gypsie boy. Now stop giving shitty excuses and go straight to duolingo or some shitty language site like that

>>77608348
Isn't that picture from the day Messi fucked up and Neymar had to save the the game alone?

>>77608389
same season when neymar disappeared and scored 20 goals while messi carried the team

Paulinho is a top 10 midfielder in the world, you fucking plebs

>>77608399
carried them to what?

>>77608412
The prestigious Copa del Rey

>>77608326
Chirches isn't too bad now desu

>>77608389
>the day Messi fucked up
Messi scored that day, I don't think "fucked up" is accurate. Neymar was fucking terrific though, definitely the hero of the game.

>>77608412
to a spanish cup and to actually finish close to madrid in the league

>>77608425
against the prestigious Alavés

>>77608425
>>77608412
>american flags

>>77608412
To play a game tomorrow against Halal. Honestly without Messi they would never suceed it. Alaves is too strong those days

>>77608476
Now it's Barcelona's fault that Real Madrid or Atlético didn't raech the finals?

Stick to anime

>>77608280
>It should have been Oscar instead of him
Oscar is trash, and Paulinho has scored a hat trick with the NT.

>>77608412
The win against a 10 man eibar where they had to dive for 2 penalties.

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>>77608503
a wild messi fan boi appears

carrying the team doesn't necessarily mean the team has to win something. it just means that you were the best player of the team that season

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>mfw poolinho gets forever benched on Barca
>mfw NT coach will still play him in as starter because they are long time buddies
>mfw meme magic happens and he scores the winning goal of the WC final

>>77607978
Does nobody want to play for Barcelona anymore?

Honestly I'd kill myself if I had to hear people speaking Catalan all day

>>77608576
first meme arrowing will definitely happening. remember 2014 when he had zero game time at tottenham and was dogshit in the WC? Prepare yourself for seing Giuliano unironically starting

>>77608576
Paulinho always plays well under Tite. Tite should just field all former or current Corinthians players anyway. Guaranteed WC invicto.

>>77607978
FUCK IT IM DONE
THIS CLUB CANT BE HELPED
Looks like i will exchange to support Madrid right now

>Arda Turan
>Andre Gomes
>Paulinho

when are we going to stop buying meme midfielders?

>>77608595
But you're... russian...

>>77608516
Dude, there's no excuse for losing to celta. Just as there was no excuse for barcelona to lose to the likes of alaves on the league

>>77608611
>there's no excuse for losing to celta

lmao there is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFkgnnG_M3Y

>>77608586
>implying you hear Catalan all day in Barcelona

we have been colonized by the spanish

>>77608593
The NT is basically corinthians, tite's buddies and neymar at this point.

>>77608630
That's why they're playing well. Remove nerman and add Romero, we'd be even better.

>>77608624
>we have been colonized by the spanish

More like colonized by Pakis

>>77608611
what is the excuse for this?

https://youtu.be/rq2a6v0kjJQ

>>77608510
>Oscar is trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scT7jOOHXdw

Yeah, ok...

>>77608003
>youn know remember tim sherwood

>>77608638
spain and portugal don't have that many muslims compared to france, uk or germany.

>>77608638
they are both brown and uncivilized, what is the difference?

>>77608636
He should also change the color of the jerseys to black and white. Only then will the hexa come.

>>77608663
The original kit was indeed black and white so we'd just go back to old style.

I like it.

>>77608655
Clearly you've never visited to Barcelona
>>77608660
Kek true, but hey the doner kebab is good

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>>77608645
>that one goal from fucking 5 years ago

>>77608645
back when I thought that this lazy cunt would be something

lads they bought Vermaelen not too long ago they are retarded
I wouldn't even go to barca in this state t b h

>Paulo Dybala and Coutinho
>Paulinho
Really activates the almonds.

>>77608645
>Unironnically rating Oscar
Paulinho is better than him.

>>77608678
Dude, Oscar is good, maybe not really good, but he's one of the bests Brazil have right now in his position. the NT should be

Diego Souza
Marcelo
Thiago Silva
David Luiz
Dani Alves
Casemiro
Lucas
Oscar
Coutinho
Neymar
Gabriel Jesus

This team would destroy everything in its path.

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>>77608641
What is the excuse for this? lmao

what is barcelonas endgame?

>>77608707
Lmao fuck off dude. Oscar is dogshit. He could have been something, but the guy has zero work rate, he just likes to fuck his sister all day

>>77608707
I'm sorry, the GK's name is actually Diego Alves.

>>77608707
>Lucas
Fifa is not real life.

>>77607978
I thought Paulinho is like 25-26 yo
But really, 40m for 29 yo brazillian?
They must be High right now

>>77608732
What? Now Lucas is not a good player? Fuck off, who do you want in his position? Some fucker who plays in the brazilian league? We can't keep picking players playing in Brazil to go to the NT, they play against mediocre teams, we should pick the ones playing in Europe against the big and stronger clubs. Lucas and Oscar are good (they're not excellent like Neymar or Coutinho) but they also have experience playing against strong teams and they can also shine sometimes.

>>77608707
>Souza not Alves
>Lucas
>Oscar not Firmino

kill yourself

>>77608663
>>77608672
So it's settled. Corinthians will win the 2018 World Cup.

>>77608753
>sucking european cock this much
Garbage players playing against good teams doesnt make them good. Also Ligue 1 is shit and Lucas still fucks up in that league

>>77608707
This is what FIFA does to people's brains.

>>77608785
Why did you ignore the other question? Who do you think is better than Lucas right now to take his position in the NT? There's literally no one as skilled and experienced as him right now. and he's even Neymar's friend, this is good for the team's chemistry.

>>77608709
is this man able to play one match without embarrassing himself and the game in general?

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>>77608808
Yes?

>>77608800
Wtf do you mean in his position? Tite's formation is different than PSG's formation. The midfield has been good the way it is with tite and the only truly garbe tier player is Renato Augusto. Willian is much better than Lucas. Stop playing FIFA.

>>77608800
>no one as skilled and experienced as him
He's a pace baby who can't even make a difference in Ligue 1. He doesn't backtrack to cover the wingers, which Tite demands. His crossing is subpar. He's a budget Nerman, and Willian is better with more stamina to backtrack.

>>77608829
Oh yeah, everything is so great under Tite, right? That's why we lost the Superclásico to Argentina and have difficult dealing with shitty south american teams like Colombia.

>>77608857
>shitty teams like Colombia
>Colombia
>unironically 2nd in the qualifiers

lmao gtfo here kiddo

>>77608822
do you have the one where he goes down from a linesmans flag?

>>77608857
Tite lost a friendly to Argentina while he didn't have 8 of the first team players. Brazil also played MUCH better that game with literally 2 open goal chances. This was after a complete DESTRUCTION of Argentina by our NT in the qualifiers. STOP PLAYING FIFA, START WATCHING FOOTBALL.

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>>77608707
>Marcelo
>Thiago Silva
>David Luiz
>Dani Alves

Wallah, so you want another 7-1, Joao? 3 of these 4 mothafuckers can't defend to save their life.

>>77608857
>Colombia
>bad

>1-0 loss to Argentina with half your team missing
>bad

>>77608910
He doesn't watch soccer, just plays videogames.

>>77608785
>underestimating Ligue 1 defences

There is a reason we call it the "0-0 league"

>>77608910
Pls no 7x1 webms.

>>77608937
It's still a boring league and Lucas is still a garbage player. Do you actually call it the 0x0 league?

>>77608910
They had a bad day. Thiago Silva is one of the best defenders in the world, Marcelo is literally the best LB in the world, Dani Alves is also one of the best RBs in the world, the only one that is a little weak is David Luiz, but who else would take his position? No one, those guys are not perfect but they're the best we got.

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>>77608919
>He doesn't watch soccer, just plays videogames.

Nigger are you serious, Luiz is a walking disaster

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>>77608464
>The hero of the game

I beg to differ

>>77608978
Do you understand that Marcelo and Dani are good at attacking, but poor defenders? Being 90+ on FIFA in a position, doesn't mean you're great at every aspect of that role.

>>77608989
I'm talking about the guy you're replying to. He thinks because Dani Alves is a 92 on FIFA that you just plop him in there without anyone covering the flank when he advances forward.

>>77608969
>It's still a boring league
How is this even an argument, monkey newfag.

>>77608978
>Marcelo is literally the best LB in the world

The best, offensively speaking...he's absolutely God awful at defending.

>>77608989
And he somehow saved us twice before on the world cup.
To think that he could've been an hero if they all weren't so shit.

>>77609005
Nah this meme is dead already

>>77608829
Renato Augusto is the smartest player on the team and the one with the best passing, remove him and you have a bunch of mixed race brainlets running with the ball like headless chickens.

>Real Madrid snatch up the next Xavi for 18 million
>Farca spend 40million on a 29 year old bum

Sad!

Madrid should be disappointed if they don't win the treble this season. Barcelona are shit

>>77609011
Brah, do you even watch Halad Madrid matches? The nigger play like a left winger not a left back. He's always forward and than rushing back like a fucktard to defend.

>>77608998
lol Dani Alves isn't a poor defender at all. Problem is, he's too atacking mind, but if you ask him to just defend he'll be great at it.

>>77609043
Yes, because they don't have a real left winger lol. Ronaldo can't dribble past his mother to save his life anymore

He was ok against Robben last season

>>77609026
Yeah I guess you're right.

>>77608647
>tim sherwood

TRIGGERED

>>77608084
>defensive midfielder.

Since when do defensive midfielders score hattricks against powerhouses like URgay?

>>77609053
>but if you ask him to just defend he'll be great at it
There are better fullbacks at defending. Why would you field Marcelo and Dani and not use their greatest strengths? Just don't have four attacking midfielders and let the deep lying CMs cover the flanks.

>>77608084
>I like Paulinho, he's a good player, don't know where the hatred for him among europeans come from
Paulinho played for Tottenham Hotspur in England and he was fucking terrible

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But why lads. I like watching Barca for Messi but this Season just sounds like it's going to be utter tripe.
Not really interested in watching chance after chance squandered, terrible defensive decisions leading to dropped points to Deportivo, and a lingering feeling that something else should be there.

How do you sell Neymar and just get Paulinho

nice I create a thread about barcelona and now third worlders derail it to talk about the brazilian national team

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>>77607978
LITTLE PAUL IS GOOD, GET OVER IT!

>>77609099
Since the greatest DM and future ballon d'or winner Paulinho began playing.

>>77609105
Well, I don't know, Dani was always a key player in Barca 5 seconds pressure. He's a mad man pressuring. I always rated him as a defender in those games that he would just defend, like I said. A good example was the last game against Barca, where he kept Neymar on his pocket.

>>77609128
lmao catacucks being cucked, now tell me something new

>>77609108
>in england
was that really necessary?

>>77609129
Paulinho is fucking awful. Did you see him play in England? What a shit player.

>>77609154
it's nice to see brazilian, american and flags talking about catacucks, scatalans and the like. a few years ago foreigners had no idea about who we were. the spaniards have failed. our independence is inevitable

>>77607978
Bartomeu has a corporation with many enterprises called Adelte Group. This corporation builds some of the worlds leading infrastructures for airports, seaports, roadtransport etc. where they are planning to expand using manufacturing factories in Taipei, Hong Kong, and now the port of Gaungzhou. Recently, Adelte Group has promised to complete a large construction service in China alongside the owners of Guangzhou Evergrande. The construction project is called, "Ocean Flower Island", an artificial archipelago that functions as a large tourist attraction with casinos, marinas, hotels etc for the opulents.

Now take your guess on why they signed Comisinho.

>Captcha: Disaster Response Route signal

>>77609167
Tottenham aren't that big, I didn't think a Brazilian would know that they were English

>>77609171
He's been great at the NT. Not his fault their coach was shit.

>>77609180
>Not his fault their coach was shit.

Paulinho played for Tottenham in Pochettino's first season. Pochettino is a good coach. If Paulinho failed that's his own fault.

>>77609171
He started well for Spurs.

>>77609175
You go, girl! Here we all support the Catalan independence.

>>77609206
Idk, I remember him being shit the entire time. Maybe you're right though.

>>77609187
>Pochettino is a good coach
He hasn't won shit. Tite is an actually good coach who will win the WC.

>>77609171
>5 years ago

who was Jamie Vardy two years ago?

>>77609128
You just got Hue'd, bro!

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>>77609099
God works in mysterious ways

>>77609175
The downfall of Spain was confirmed when you switched Fascism for (((Democracy))) desu senpai unironically baka.

>>77609128
What do you want to discuss about Paulinho anymore? Do you just want everyone to point and laugh at Barcelona trough the entire thread?

>>77609247
>spain
>fascism
kek, spain was under a national-catholic dictatorship, the church and businessmen owned the country. franco used the fascists and stabbed them in the back. not that they didn't deserve it. all spaniards, fascists or commies, are scum and that's why we catalans want to rid ourselves of the spanish cancer

>>77609233
This.

>>77609262
Why would we point and laugh at a team for signing the future ballon d'or winner?

>>77609247
Wasnt Spain as bad and irrelevant back then? I'd say that thanks to the technology their lives are much better now.
I believe Spain went into a downward spiral since the 17th century.

>>77609227
Leicester striker who had shown a good work ethic. An honest English player.

Honestly since we're here, how do you call this dribble in english?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntwd7RL3apU

>>77609274
>the (((church))) and businessmen owned the country

No, that's (((democracy))).

>>77609286
Spain got their cunt rekt when they were (((advised))) to attack the mighty Anglo. Only based Franco saved them 500 years later and they didn't realise what they had until it was gone. Now they look for excuses instead of looking at themselves. Sad.

>>77609352
>No, that's (((democracy))).
well I guess we were in a (((democracy))) with Franco, then.

>>77609329
Doesn't have a name as far as I know

>>77609329
I've never heard a name for it. Think we just describe it

>>77609311
Like a millions of other literally whos with 0 market value, but he started to play well and everything changed. FOOTBALL is about TODAY, not the PAST.

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>the let me tell you about your country fascist englel

you got beady eyes too?

>>77609329
Cow dribble.

>>77609329
in spanish it's autopase

>>77609396
Half-moon dribble.

>>77609329
half moon forward circle

>>77609329
É o drible da vaca kkkkk

>>77609557
Sua mãe leva esse drible todo dia kkkkk

>>77607978
>2017
>Tottenham reject signs for Barcelona

what went wrong?

>>77609833
Kkkkk boa lek vou dormir com essa

>>77609128
>spain
>first world

better a nigger than a moor

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>>77607978
>Sexo es vida

Second recent Brazilian buy that screams of money laundering; first was Douglas.

>>77610310
Gotta sell those hue shirts

>>77609329
hoof it forward la

>>77608660

Basque masterrace.

paulinho is good

>>77609329
that's an i've just done you m8, made you look like a right plonker hahahaha

>>77608217
Barca is probably in it to sell him to united for 60 million next year

Literally LOLed irl

>>77608389
Yes, that was the picture (pushed by the media) that made Neymar to leave Barça

>>77609005
He is not great >>77609352
>Anglo
>Mighty
Engel hasnt won a war by itself ever (aparte from Malvinas). You are good at hiding and waiting in your sad, rainy island, tho.

>>77608217
Tottenham bought him for 17m pounds. They were at a loss, but they wanted to get rid of his massive wages.

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>Sexo es vida
>not having sex
>meaning I have no life

thats pretty accurate

>>77608009
We are too prude in the UK the daily mail would never have that on the front, and you wonder why Muslims are having more kids and younger white people are becoming weed or cat ladies..

>>77616368
> and you wonder why Muslims are having more kids and younger white people are becoming weed or cat ladies..

well yeah you wonder because it has nothing to do with that

>>77615469
You're right, we just sent strongly worded letters to those countries throughout the world and told them they were now under our control.
What is it that you're so mad about? Is this a colony thing? Is it because our colonies became first world countries (USA, Australia, New Zealand, to a lesser extent Canada and arguably India (as a superpower at least) even if it has taken them 1000 years) whereas yours are Mexico, Argentina and some other nonentities who desperately try to escape to a first world country like the USA, which was built by? The mighty Anglo.
Do you know the Hawaiian flag has the British flag on it, even though it was never colonized or even under our rule, and they did it purely out of respect? Whereas whenever someone says "What do you guys speak in Brazil? Spanish?" there's an immediate chimpout. Even Brazil, tied with Zimbabwe for the worst country in the world is sickened to be associated with you in any way, shape or form.
Sad.

>>77608280
Kill yourself if you actually think like this

>>77608142
Absolutely clueless and embarrassing

>>77616368
Have you ever looked at the front page of the daily star

>>77608217
>human money-laundering machine
Good one.

>>77608142
>i can speak spanish

>can't translate Sexo es Vida,

just close the thread mate you posted some dumb shit who cares

>>77609274
>t. Piqué
Catalans are so assblasted about Castillans they're ready to suck about everyone else's dick.

>>77616599
calla gavatxo, si volgués saber el que penses t'ho hagués preguntat

>>77607978
>Spanish Barcelona supporter
Neat

>>77609274
>>77616738
>all spaniards, fascists or commies, are scum
>that's why we catalans want to rid ourselves of the spanish cancer
>by supporting the most commie scum political party ever in spanish/catalan history

ets un traidor a la nostra patria catalana

>>77616853
no sé de que parles noi
no sóc de cap partit polític, només estic a favor de qui vuilgui matar espanyols
>>77616812
>spanish
no thank you

>>77616902
>matar els nostres germans
>no sóc de cap partit polític
keep trying cuptard scum

>>77616947
>els espanyols
>els nostres germans
o ets xarnego o ets el cuck més gran de Catalunya

>>77617843

catalan is basically spanish with the last letter of each word being cut out

>>77617982
It's a shit dialect at best. Not a language.

>>77616738
>>77616853
>>77616902
>>77616947
>>77617843
Jesus fuck, I've found a language that's uglier than Spanish. I didn't know Catalan was this shitty.

>>77618386
>trying this hard
cringe

>>77618386
shut up, it's a based language

>>77608101
>achilles
ahahahahhahhahaahahhahhaha "your" team is fucking trash faggot, deal with it

>more than matic

kek

>>77617843
>call others cucks
>when he is supporting the most commie scum people ever aka Podemos + CUP

hahaha kill yourself you fucking traitor, even a charnego is more catalan than you

>>77618386
its just a spanish/french kind of mixture

>>77618861
>when he is supporting the most commie scum people ever aka Podemos + CUP
hahaha però qué dius rata espanyola? imbècil, la cup són quatre gats, els independentistes no som la cup. visca la terra lliure

>>77619003
els independentistas son la cup + podemos + erc. literally tots commie scum
>visca la terra lliura
lliure de que, tu vols als espanyols fora pero no dius res dels negres, moros, pakis i sudacas que junt amb els empresaris rics (oh els burguesos catalans rics de sempre quina surpresa) son els que han arruinat la nostre terra. de segur tu ets un paleto d'aquests que es creuen que tot lo malo que ens pasa es culpa del estat espanyol, o que et creus que Catalunya pot viure independent de España y Europa, totalment aislats pero magicament la nostra economia y tot funcionara igual de bé, ah no, millor i tot!

dumb bluepilled traitor.

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>>77619185
hahahaha, nen torna a l'escola que no saps escriure! Ets un maleït xarnego de Santa Coloma. Vull fer fora els espanyols, els moros, els pakis i els negres. Tots sou escòria que representa la mort del nostre poble. Vinga noi, ves a votar ciutadans i a clicar posts de Dolça Catalunya, xarnego dels collons! VIA SUS, VIA SUS. DESPERTA FERRO. VIUREM LLIURES O MORIREM.

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>>77607978
>Sexo es vida

>>77608065
222mil**

>>77619252
>>77619185
>>77619003
What a shit language you guys speak

>>77619252
>no saps escriure
no has estat mai a Barcelona eh paleto. ja es nota ja que ets un puto bluepilled paleto de poble.
>paisos catalans
jajaja torna a l'escola nen, aquest vegada potser aprendas la historia de veritat.
>vota ciutadans
sorry, jo no voto pro banquers / judens perque no soc tan ruc com tu. i ciutadans >>> els teus commie scum
oh, i els xarnegos son els que van fe de Catalunya la millor potencia en els 70-80-90, despres els teus amics tots molt """"catalans"""" y commies van arruïnar tot aquest treball. disfruta del Maresme y la Barcelona de la Colau y els teus amics: 95% scum, 5% catalans y espanyols. i aixó es el que tindrias por tota la nostre terra d'aquí 10-25 anys si ens independitzem. no es pot ser nacionalista català i voler la independecia amb aquesta gent manant. i sino pots veure això o ets subnormal o ets un traidor.

>>77619456
said the gallego speaker.
lmao

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>>77619553
sóc de Barcelona i soci del Barça, de tota la vida. Hi ha barris, com Gràcia, que no han estat envaïts pels xarnegos. Siusplau, para d'escriure, em sagnen els ulls, Manolo. Ets tan ignorant com qualsevol xarnego. Per cert, la Colau, tan xarnega com tu, va dir l'altre dia que no és i mai ha sigut independentista. Quina sorpresa! Els podemites sou precisament els espanyols, a totes les eleccions catalanes el partit més votat ha sigut convergéncia. Fot el camp i no em parlis més.

>>77619644
>a totes les eleccions catalanes el partit més votat ha sigut convergéncia
oh si, els """"catalans"""" lladres que s'han pujat al carro del independentisme ara, quan maï han sigut, per cubrir tota la seva corrupció y dir: oh no venen a per nosaltres perque som independentistes!

>Gràcia
>no xarnegos
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Y MI PADRE ES DE AHÍ DE TODA LA VIDA, NACIDO, VIVIENDO Y KURRANDO ALLÍ JAJAJAJA

no puedes ser más tonto (soci del Barça lmao, ya eso lo dice todo). y en castellano te lo digo para triggearte más aún traidor de mierda. disfruta de que te apuñalen 3 moros o gitanos gracias a tu escoria comunista e independentista mandando en tus calles meadas.

>>77619553
God. What an awful language.

>>77619874
just half yours my african friend ;)

>>77619899
It doesn't look like french AT ALL. It's just an ugly form of spanish.

>>77609274
That was the point of fascism, Hitler would've turned the Reich over to Monarchist Catholics if he had won as well. The only way to defeat the Eternal Anglo/Jewish/Masonic world power is gassing them all

>tfw hated pep's barca team and rooted for madrid against because they were unstoppable in a disgusting way
>tfw the table turned and now madrid seems much better so i root for barca
eh

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>>77619834
ara mostres els teus colors, rata espanyola. Espero que fotis el camp quan declarem la independència. FOT EL CAMP GOS ESPANYOL

>>77619934
always sowing discord

>>77619874
he is a Spanish immigrant, he isn't writing properly, don't take that shit as an example of the Catalan language

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>>77619993
mi padre es catalán 100% de Gracia, y mi madre vino con 4 años aquí desde Aragón. y lo gracioso es que su familia era de Reus y se fue a Aragón a cuidar unas tierras cuando la 1a Republica.

No se puede ser más catalán lo siento ;)

Venga, a seguir apoyando a los judios y traidores del grupo Godo y demas falsos del CiU y a sus nuevos amigos comunistas de mierda. puto traidor a la tierra catalana es lo que eres guarro

ah, y al unico sitio que voy a ir es a las fiestas de Gracia en unos dias, como fui hace poco a Les Santes de Mataró.

>>77619874
nice try commie scum >>77620024
my father is 100% catalan, mother family from Aragón and before that from Reus

>>77620189
doncs que sàpigues que no ets benvingut a les festes de Gràcia, gos espanyol

i si, ets tan català que no saps ni escriure la nostra llengua.

>>77620259
es clar que no se escruire perfecte, son molts molts anys fora de Catalunya ja.
Todos mis estudios cursados aquí, uni, master, etc. Así que tengo el mismo, o seguramente más nivel de catalán oficialmente que tu guarro ;) Trabajando en el norte de España, precisamente como enlance para empresas catalanas y después trabajé en Inglaterra e Irlanda. Cuando hablas 4 idiomas (catalán, castellano, ingles e italiano por mi novia) se te va olvidando lo que menos se usa, y el menos útil a nivel mundial cual es de esos 4?
Aún estoy esperando que me digas tu familia y demas, ya que vas de repartidor carnets de catalán cuando tu eres el peor tipo de traidor a nuestra tierra catalana que puede existir.

Venga, a seguir drogandote sucia escoria, a ver si te mean encima en las fiestas como cada año

Claro que podemos.

>>77619913
looks like ancient portuguese 2bh.

>>77620449
no ho sé, parlo català, castellà, anglès, alemany i una mica de francés, pero suposo que sóc un ignorant, no?

Tota la meva familia ve de Gràcia, qué més vols saber? Jo no vull seguir parlant amb tú per que ja he vist la mena de xarnego que etsm Així que no cal que segueixis contestant. Porteu 300 anys intentant eliminar-nos i no heu pogut. Prepara't per octubre.

>>77620536
>ancient portuguese
you mean gallego. and ancient spanish, ancient catalan, ancient "french"/occitan is all very similar. the only one really different here in Iberia is the basque language, because its totally his own language with 0 latin influence.

>>77620642
No, I mean ancient portuguese, faggot. Go read our troubadours and you'll see a sample of it.

>>77620626
Uy, mírenlo, habla catalán, español, inglés, alemán y un poco de francés, qué rudo.

>>77607978
Have some faith in your new player. Jeez.

>>77620626
Soy xarnego porqué tu lo digas claro, y ni sabes de donde viene tu familia jodido paleto otro traidor exposed que va de catalán. siempre son los que van de repartidores de carnets los que menos pueden hablar. yo puedo ir hasta el 900 y pico y sorpresa, zona de Lleida.
Y en Octubre no pasará nada, primero porque no tiene validez alguna, y segunda, ni siquiera hay mayoria independentista (ni pasais del 40% ya) si hubiera unas elecciones reglamentarias.
Pero tu sigue en tu cuento comunista, puta rata traidora.

>>77620685
>our troubadours
uma delicia

>>77620762
realidad: no ha salido de su barriada de gitanos en toda su vida

>>77620875
gràcies per aquests magnífics posts, les captures de pantalla valen el seu pes en or

>>77620987
com las teves captures, rata comunista traidora.

>>77621020
>las
que maco, parles com l'Arrimadas

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>>77620875
>Dos xarnegos discutiendo quién es más catalán.
Permitidme que me ría en vuestra puta cara.

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>77621042
que maco, parles com la cup

>>77621080
aut/int/ism

>>77621072
t. ni se que es un xarnego
>>77621080
a commie drug addict

>>77621080
two catalan spaniards have been discussing for the last 2 hours who's the most catalan

that's it

>>77621158
Uno es medio aragonés y el otro almeriense. Hasta yo soy más catalán que ellos.

>>77621097
no crec, els de la cup acostumen a ser xarnegos i a no saber escriure. Cony, com tu!

Who else is a /lifelong/ catalan ?
Lived all my life in Castilla but my heart bleeds in vermella

>Qué triste es saber que estos dos andaluces en Cataluña luego irán a Aragón a rogar por un empleo y seguirán siendo indepes.

>>77621261
>the most independentist commie catalan party are xarnegos too!
>everybody is xarnego but me!

from a gypsy xarnego from Gracia non the less hahaha. your final nail on the coffin, retard.

>>77621405
Get out of my lovely Castilla you fuckin' traitor.

Catalan is such a strange language, it really sounds like somebody took Spanish and tried to shorten it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKZDdOfG40

The Catalan parts start after "Mourinho" finishes speaking in Spanish. It sounds odd.

>>77621505
Catalan was always trying to change with no need more and more to be more different from Spanish, specially since the XVIII-IX deep manipulation. the aim from that was to create dumb fools like this commie scum """"catalan"""" poster, so the rich catalan businessmen (burguesia) can keep ruling over all and securing his 1% status. after the Republicas, Civil War and Franquisimo, and taking advantage of Catalunya being rich again, they are now trying the same.

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>>77620875
Mira chico, te voy a hablar en castellano porque no te mereces que te insulte en la gloriosa lengua catalana.

Pedazo de hijo de la gran puta, primero, que coño haces tu viviendo en un sitio donde no tienes nada que ver, pedazo de manolo, si no te gusta Catalunya, si no haces el esfuerzo de intentar asimilarte (tienes cursos gratis de catalán en la escuela de idiomas eh charneguito) ¿Que coño haces hablando sobre la soberanía del pueblo catalán?

¿Sabes que tu palabra no vale una mierda y que literalmente eres un invasor?

Vete, empaqueta las maletas, eres peor que los moros, vete al bar de la esquina a despedirte de tus colegas manolitos también y vete a Madrid o a Aragón, no tienes NADA que hacer aquí, adaptate, aprecia la cultura catalana, o pirate.

Charnego.

>>77620875
Ese almeriense se está riendo de ti en este grupo de telegram:

https://t.me/joinchat/DNcYfECd4S8mz4Ay7ReMog

Entra y cágate en sus muertos.

La veritat és que no, per que ningú m'ha adoctrinat per ser independentista, ni els meus pares ni els meus avis ho eren, tan sols eren catalanista, qui em va adoctrinar llavors, l'escola? LOS MANOLOS no era publica, i recordo per exemple, com un company va voler pintar una estelada petita en un mural de classe i els professors li van fer esborrar-la, putos Manyós, ens oprimeixen, si has nascut aquí a una senpaiília no xarnega, i avalues 1 poc els fets, seràs independentista

La veritat és que no, el terme xarnego només parla dels fills dels immigrants, llegeix la definició a més, per "ser català" pròpiament dit, tan sols tots els teus avis han d'haver nascut aqui, fet que compleixo a més, només vaig tenir una besàvia nascuda a almeria que va immigrar aquí de nena, la resta van néixer aquí encara que alguns tinguessin origen d'Osca

Però encara que fos xarnego, que mes em dóna? hi ha xarnegos com rufià que són líders de esquerra republicana com jo i si m'enorgulleixo de ser d'Almeria mentre ens independizemos, m'és bastant igual

Quina és la raça catalana? El xanego és la raça

Recordatorio diario;

El op es un virgen de 19 años que tiene como fetiche oler los pedos de su hermana.

>he dicho

Why does Cataluña believe they are not Spain?
When I flew into Barcelona, they said "Welcome to Spain sir", not "Welcome to Cataluña".

>>77622216
Read history prick

>>77622242
why would I waste my time reading about a non-country when I can just get the TLDR version from 4chan?

Poolinho is goat tho

>>77621920
>que me vaya a ensuciar en ese nido de ratas comunistas traidoras
tranquilo, si con tener mas nivel de catalán que él de forma oficial ya es suficiente. por no hablar de los más de 20 años de nacer, crecer y vivir en mi amada Catalunya.

>>77622131
ERC estava bé fins fa poc, ara són la mateixa escoria que la cup i podemos.

>>77622266
read this: >>77621812
TLDR: the 1% using that chaos trying to retain all the power they can, and its also perfect for the spanish side for the same reason.

>>77620685
Nah he's right, old Gallego-Portuguese is really more Gallego than Portuguese. Portuguese's just Galician spoken by former Moors.

>>77620642
>because its totally his own language with 0 latin influence
Basque's core grammar is unique, but its vocab is 70% Romance.

>>77619913
>It doesn't look like french AT ALL. It's just an ugly form of spanish.
It looks like Old Occitan, with reason. Anyone speaking an Occitan dialect could read it pretty much fluently. Catalan's a Southern Gallo-Romance speech that was hispanized after the 13th c., when the House of Barcelona lost its lands North of the Pyrenees and had to look South. Pretty similar to how Piemontese drifted away and picked up more Italic characteristics, even though Medieval Piemontese is virtually impossible to tell apart from French.

Morphologically Catalan's still probably closer to French than Spanish, though it's not obvious at first.

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every time

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>>77608978
>They had a bad day.

>>77622469
>Nah he's right, old Gallego-Portuguese is really more Gallego than Portuguese.
Fuck off, current age Galego is stained by Castilian.

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>too bad for ŁKS Łódź
KEK