>Manchester United customers https://twitter.com/MartiaI

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>>77591968
My sides have left this planet

>>77591968
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>77591968
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MANURE CUSTOMERS

>steps out of the smoke
>*dabs*
>buys latest Chevrolet merchandise

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>>77591968

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>>77591968
DELET THIS

>>77591968
>https://twitter.com/MartiaIArt/status/895945235003576320
Oh my fucking god.
No recover possible.

>>77592146
that's it, I'm watching your league

>Man Utd fan. Have a soft spot for Liverpool, Man City and Leeds United.
???

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This will be a top seller at the Man Utd mosques

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>>77591968
>That dab

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F-fucking bigots

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>>77591968
>*dabs*

>>77591968
Man I wonder what the eternal slovak would say if he hadn't gotten bullied to oblivion

Sikhs are bro tier

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>>77592259
>that flag

They are smelly brow ncunts

>>77592269
t. Mohammed Ibn Altaf Musa Baig

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>>77592305
Again, that joke doesn't work when you are a smelly curry shagger. Get back to the call centre you Elephant nonce

Does Man Utd have the worst fans?

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That spinning guy toward the end

Based Manure customers

>>77592327
Yes

>>77591968
>porsche, audi, tesla(???)
>no chevrolet

they blew it

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>>77591968
holy...

they definitely graduated from dab university with honours

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status of my sides: exploded

>>77591968
>first word of the song about Man United is "Liverpool"

lol. It's such an unhealthy obsession that all united fans have.

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>>77591968
Gonna shitpost this in tomorrows game thread

>>77593730
What's so funny? It's just a group of supporter singing about the club they love. It's the proof Manchester is one of the most popular club in the world. It's reason they are outbidding your favorite club every summer. It's the reason they have more titles than your favorite club. It's the reason they will win more titles than your favorite club in the future.

I'm sure you guys are crying inside.

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>>77591968
>tfw no desi gf

WHOLE FUCKING ISLAND IS FULL OF EM YET THEY'D HONOUR KILL ME

Can't believe "dabbing" is as strong as ever in Europe. And they have taken it to way bigger extremes!
le dab meme peaked here like a year and a half ago and completely dropped like a rock

Ebin :DD

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>>77593838
Not sure Indians care that much, and there's far more of them than Pakis. Look at Naomi Scott a half-english half-indian.

>>77593845
It's strong with white cringy teenagers that listen to black rappers.

>>77593845
Cancer spreads and takes time to die in certain areas.

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>>77593937
Doesn't look that white 2bh. Pajeet genes were strong in her.
The pajeet genes in pic related got dominated by Big Strong White seed.

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>>77596052
Depends on the lighting, makeup and if she's had a lot of sun.

>>77596126
My sister's more fair than her and she's 100% pajeet.

>>77596126
Yeah, looks 100% British. Swarthy celto-roman complexion, beady brown anglo eyes and all.

>>77596587
Brits are some of the palest cunts around.

>>77591968
based

>>77591968
How did Arabs, Indians, Pakis, and Africans become the most vocal fans of this sport?

>>77596664
Did you ever consider the possibility that someone outside of monkey island could be ironic about something?

POO IN THE GOAL

>>77596749
they got internet

>>77592146
She's hot.

Customers were a mistake

>>77591968
I could see manure getting a transfer ban for this

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tfw

Why are indians so cringeworthy?

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yo safe lads lets sit near the dugout so we can get on tv

Just stick to your fucking league, smelly curry niggers.
How can someone be that foreigner cocksucker?

>>77597941
I've noticed Pajeet's for ManU and Chinks for Chelsea. They love the front rows

>>77597918
there's a billion of them crammed into old buildings, toilet-streets, and a medieval social structure
I'd go crazy too

I petition the mods to have this play in the background every time United play.

>not liking Bhangra

ISHYGDDT

It was pretty catchy desu

Kpop version when?

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>>77591968

KEK

CHELSEA DOWN TO 9 MEN

>people thought Palace would be good this year
lmao

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>>77591968
WHERE ARE THE WEBMS?

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>>77598926

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>>77598926(You)

>>77593937
>Not sure Indians care that much
They're not going to chop your head off or anything, but the families still aren't big on dating outside their community.

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>>77598926

>>77599019
>>77599069
>>77599129
yes lads

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banger desu

>>77599019
>>77599069
Ebin bosd :DDDDDD-DDD

>DABS IN SHIEK

>>77599129
this could be the streets of manchester desu

>>77592161
>the city of Germans understanding humor

>>77597941

Why are Sikhs always fat?

>>77599370
Humour*

>>77599405
theyre good at sikhing out food

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>>77591968
This thread HAS to stay up until the official video drops.

>>77599428
t. mohamed al-newporti

>>77599370
>>77599519
>amerisharts talk about humor

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>>77591968
I'M WEAK

>>77599455
Underrated.

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>>77591968
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''great'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
britain

Poo in da loo

>>77591968
Hope the full version is available on ITunes.

Get hyped for the release lads

>>77599069
>When the referee allows United another goal that was offside

>>77592164
That's the lowest forehead I've ever seen

>>77599069
>When Fellaini is brought on

>>77600079
they're from Delhi you dozy twat, literally in the comments

manyue yunaitedee

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>>77602018

when you finish 6th

>>77591968
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>customers

>>77602981
>when you actually win trophies

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>>77603160

Won that big Quattro last year right la? Community shield? Charity Cup? Europa? and 6th? Amazing la, the dabbing Sissoko was worth every penny!

>>77603189
Better than winning no trophies.

>la
You're American, don't embarrass yourself.

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>>77603220

>>77603237
Why would I be crying when we won three trophies (no bullshit about the community shield not being an official honour please) and gained CL qualification? Anyway, how is the MLS side you support doing?

>>77603278

please be a troll and not actually retarded

>>77591968
Nice. Nothing to laugh at.

>>77603360
What's retarded about saying Man Utd won trophies last season which is, after all, the ultimate objective in football?

>>77603435

>0.05 Shekels depositied into your Man UTD Fan Account!

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>>77603435
>trophies
>a pre-season friendly
>Mickey Mouse cup
>the losers' version of the Champions League
The absolute fucking state of Manure customers.

>>77603189
>>77603237
>>77603360
>Reddit-american "banter"

>>77603618
So tell me who in English football did better? Apart from Chelsea of course.

>>77603731

stop

>>77604038
Awwww, no real argument American?

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>>77604038
seething

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>>77592146
BASED LIGA NOS
Definitely will be watching next weekend

>>77603618
>a pre-season friendly
You wouldn't be saying that if Leicester won it.

>Mickey Mouse cup
Practically identical to the FA Cup, just without the romance and hype.

>the losers' version of the Champions League
Though the quality of the opposition is obviously inferior, it's still a grueling competition to get through and really fucks up league form (as in the case Man U last season.)

*dabs*

>the guy who posted is a man u fan in Nigeria who "has a soft spot for Liverpool, Man City and Leeds United"

cant wait for the full release to drop

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>>77591968
I can't comprehend customers.

>>77591968
Reminds me of the bullshit some Seattle Seahawks fans did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDTud2x46V4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ-d700iOI4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH-BP4K8NAs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi_qbwZ1-bk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9d_pQvv2ng&index=16

>>77597900
>paul poogba

>>77591968
>pro manchester united song
>first thing they say is liverpool

inferiority complex

>>77591968
Manure fans are truly the worst
Especially in SEA
I wonder why many asians support them

Can we all agree that Indian's are a shit people?

It's a banger tho. Can't lie.

>>77607015
How much do they charge you for the honor of shilling for them online?

>>77592146
link w/ sound?

>>77607015
>china and/or australia trophy
>emirates cup
>community shield

/arse/ have already had a better season than man u had last season

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\( ^.^)>

>>77607015

Ah Yes, the Mighty Europa League. Where you beat Celta De Vigo in the Semi's and the youngest Ajax squad by parking the bus. Such an achievement.

Arsenal have won 3 trophies already, so they are doing better than Manure now. Just stop shilling for them.

>>77598926
4>2>1>3

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>>77610330
>the illustrious Emirates Cup, Community Shield, and Audi Football Summit treble

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>>77591968

>>77609327
Wanna fuck back off to the A-league?

>>77609604
>Dismisses Man U for winning Community Shield
>Counts Emirates Cup and Australia/China cup as genuine honours

>>77610330
Much more of an achievement than having won nothing *cough* *cough* City *cough* *cough* Spurs

>>77591968

when will the full video come out today?

>>77612690
https://youtu.be/pnvCIdT4AJ4

>>77612847
why is it actually good

>>77613915
Because you're a paki

>>77612638
>unironically being this mad

>>77613947
if i was a paki i wouldnt enjoy an indian banger would i

Indian people are too funny this is the state of England Manchester United Lol

>>77612847
I wanna fuck that chick

>>77612847
*dabs respectfully in hindi*

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>>77612847
>that translation

He's throwing shade on Liverpool, Arsenal and City.

>>77612847
It's still ridiculous, but it isn't as bad as I had feared

>>77608703
>implying they are anywhere near as bad as barcafags or juvefags here

>>77612847

need a brit to translate it.

>>77612847
sihk beat desu senpai

>>77612847
Better than anything a cumskin Brit could come up with, BASED

>>77615606
>he doesn't remember status quo and "come on you reds"

Plebian.

Schmeichel, Paaaarker, Palliiiiiiister

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeTK4AbeTow