I FUCKING HATE THE SEAHAWKS I HATE THEIR FUCKING COACH WHO CHEATED

File: 02A1Gane-sub-master675.jpg (98KB, 675x441px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 675x441px

I FUCKING HATE THE SEAHAWKS

I HATE THEIR FUCKING COACH WHO CHEATED IN COLLEGE AND THEN LEFT HIS MESS FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO CLEAN UP AND SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

I HATE HOW CARROL HAS A PROBLEM WITH HARBAUGH RUNNING UP THE SCORE IN COLLEGE (WHERE MARGIN OF VICTORY MATTERS), BUT HAS NO PROBLEM DOING IT IN THE NFL (WHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER). I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RUNNING UP THE SCORE, BUT DON'T BE A HYPOCRITE ABOUT IT.

I HATE "NO, I TOTALLY DIDN'T PUSH THAT GUY AND I TOTALLY CAUGHT THE BALL" GOLDEN TATE. NO ONE IS ASKING YOU TO ADMIT YOU LOST THE GAME, BUT YOU COULD BE LESS OF A DISRESPECTFUL DICK BY NOT ACTING LIKE YOU ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING AWESOME.

I HATE HOW THEY'VE SPENT THE LAST ALMOST DECADE WHINING ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL AGAINST THE STEELERS THAT THEY LOST BY DOUBLE DIGITS, BUT WHEN THEY GET A WIN THEY CLEARLY DO NOT DESERVE, SUDDENLY "YOU JUST PLAY HOW THE GAME IS CALLED, CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT." PICK ONE, EITHER BE UPSET ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL AND ADMIT YOU GOT INTO THE PLAYOFFS WITH AN UNDESERVED WIN OR STOP BITCHING ABOUT THE SUPERBOWL.

I HATE THAT I HATE RUSSELL WILSON. I WANT TO LIKE THIS GUY, BUT YOUR FUCKING FANS MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE WIHT THE UNWARRANTED VICTIM COMPLEX YOU ALL HAVE ABOUT HIM AND YOUR TEAM. RG3 IS BETTER, NOT BY A LITTLE, BY A LOT. AS A RESULT, WILSON GETS LESS ATTENTION. DEAL WITH IT. YOU'RE LIKE THE MIDDLE CHILD DESPERATELY WHINING FOR ATTENTION FOR THE MODEL AIRPLANE YOU BUILT IN THE SAME WEEK YOUR OLDER BROTHER GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE. YES, YOUR THING IS COOL TOO, BUT THIS GUY OVER HERE HAD A ONCE IN A LIFETIME ROOKIE SEASON, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I HATE THAT TWO OF YOUR BEST PLAYERS HAVE A FUCKING NICKNAME FOR THEMSELVES AND DO THINGS LIKE TAUNT TOM BRADY WHEN IT TURNS OUT THEY CHEATED WITH PEDS. YOU DON'T GET TO TAUNT AN ALL TIME GREAT WHEN YOU'RE CHEATING TO BE WHERE YOU ARe.